my monster girlfriends

Xue Sheng: That's right, Mother Tet is so arrogant!

... Many years later, that girl became Xue Sheng's wife.

Its wonderful married life, needless to say...

In short, because of this... Director Xue is now more resistant to girls with this look.

Heh... Let me see what you want to say.

With this thought in mind, Xue Sheng sat down again and signaled Xueli to continue.

Sure enough, the little goblin said, "I heard from Abai that you asked him to go to Sakurajima to deal with something, right?"

"Hey... This can be regarded as a secret of the countermeasure bureau, and the family members can't reveal it."

Mr. Xue raised a big flag first, drank tea, "Of course, rules are dead, people are alive..." After finishing speaking, he nodded, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Xue Li said: "He also said that this task is a bit...inexplicable, it seems that even he doesn't know the content?"

——This is of course a prettified rhetoric.

In fact, Bai Yin's original words at the time were: "That dog thief is simply not a son of man, the task is the task, you only give the target, not support, then forget it, anyway, I have been here for the past few years... But Now the special meow doesn’t even say the purpose, just give a location, and then say ‘you will understand when you get there’… I understand you, sir! I don’t know if the last king who understood was defeated!?”

Well, from this point of view, Bai Yin's "Human Nature Search Plan" is going well, and now he will be cursing...

"That's true." Xue Sheng said, "So... what do you want to say?"

"Hey..."

Xueli sneered, "I know you definitely want to train him, but...that's..."

"It's just worrying, isn't it?" Xue Sheng raised his forehead, "...he is majestic, he won't die even if I die, are you worried about him?"

"...Mmm." Xueli's voice was very soft, "I'm worried."

It has nothing to do with ability, and has nothing to do with realm.

It has nothing to do with his strength, and nothing to do with his wisdom.

Because you care about a certain person, as long as you realize that he may be in danger, you will have such emotions in your heart, so you will want to do something for him, no matter whether he is a planner or not.

A little bit is fine, as long as it helps.

"So, you want to get some key information from me... because you know, since I will send him there, it means that I definitely know what he will face."

"Actually, you don't have to be like this. Your help to him is much greater than you imagined..."

Xue Shengshang said these words pointedly, and then said with a smile:

"Of course, I understand your feelings and agree with your worries." He shrugged, "But... I have my purpose and my responsibilities, so this is not a negotiable matter."

Xueli bowed her head.

His gaze seemed to be frozen in a glass made of ice.

"...Is it really not negotiable?"

"Of course not."

"Then what if I exchange this?"

Miss Xue Nu raised her hand, and in her palm, a voice recorder was clicked to play.

Director Xue's evaluation of Long Chi just now resounded from there.

【...She is said to be the emperor of demons, but in essence, she is just a little girl, or the kind...because of family background or other reasons, she is forced to take over the power of her elders, she likes to pretend to be mature, but in fact she has never even talked about love. She lived like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old human girl. 】

【Compared to my former opponent, playing with her is like playing with a child...】

The director's expression suddenly froze.

In front of his eyes, there was already a scene of a certain demon emperor who was evaluated as "childish", rolling up clouds and mist with murderous aura.

... He never expected that Xue Nu, who symbolizes coldness and purity, could learn so quickly from a certain dog thief.

"I know you have some kind of spell to destroy electronic equipment." The goblin smiled, "But here is a snow mountain."

Snow Mountain, the absolute home of Snow Girl.

Xue Sheng: "........."

It was you, so it was you: physical examination, non-renewal, small episode, and me who will take full attendance this month

Ah, it's time for the monthly physical examination again.

I hope the report card is a completely healthy body (Wang Tian)

Otherwise, the Essay on Sickness may continue again (it seems to be good)

Although yesterday I wanted to rest at the beginning of the month and take a physical examination by the way, but looking at the time, because of a slight fever on February 2th, there was no change... so yesterday was changed.

In addition, as the title.

I want to get full attendance this month.

... Regardless of whether you will be lazy in the middle, anyway, let's talk about it first.

In this case, even if you want to be lazy in the middle, because the words have already been spoken, you will silently update under the impetus of shame...

that's all.

And a small episode.

.

"Why do you feel so depressed today?"

"Ah, men also have this kind of situation. They are in a normal mood, feeling lazy, lack of energy, etc..."

"to be frank."

"...Last night, looking for longevity liver reached the Nascent Soul stage."

"I just knew... Shall I grind you a cup of coffee?" (After all, she is Miss Yu who is determined to open a coffee shop)

"I don't want to drink."

"So, do you want to take a break at noon?"

"Can't sleep."

"I'm with you?"

"Okay! Go to bed!"

"...Why are you so energetic all of a sudden! It feels like you don't need a lunch break!...I told you not to move your hands and feet? I have dance lessons in the afternoon, so I can only hug...Hey! Are you listening to me? !?"

(So ​​I slept until four o'clock in the afternoon.)

It’s You, It’s You: NO.22 Prologue·This is Akihabara

(4400 words, big cup)

Early this morning, Yuan Zhuzui received a call from Bai Yin.

"I need a set of local driving documents in Sakurajima, a special car that is as cool as a Batmobile, and if I want to bribe or threaten the police in Tokyo, I may need information."

"The driver's license is not a problem. Someone will deliver it to you in half an hour at the latest." Yuan Zhuzui looked at the time and didn't ask what the other party wanted this for. "But what the hell is the Batmobile? You need to use it today. ?”

"To be precise, it will be used in two hours...Of course, if you can't get out of work, you can also send an extended version of the black car here. Please put some steel in the car, and help me rent a repair workshop by the way. Hours are fine, if not, the basement is fine too.”

Yuan Zhuzui understood: "Are you still planning to make one yourself?"

"Actually, I know a million points about alchemy in England..."

"Okay, okay, a repair shop, a driver's license, a black limousine that specially attacked Tekkadan's leader, some steel, it's not a problem... But I think it's necessary to remind you that in Sakurajima , It is illegal to modify a vehicle privately.”

"It doesn't matter, it's illegal in Xia Kingdom anyway."

"...Let me go, your statement and the police information you want give me a very ominous feeling! The question is what are you going to do with the Batmobile? To catch a joker?"

"Go to Akihabara."

There was about two seconds of silence on the phone.

"If I understand correctly." Yuan Zhuzui rubbed his forehead, "You make these things with great fanfare, just to accompany your cat to go shopping in the otaku street?"

"What's wrong with Otaku Street? Don't underestimate Otaku! This is already the backbone of many different worlds against the coming of darkness!"

"Yes, yes, you only need to pay the princess of a certain small country, orcs or elves sold by slave traders, who will become beautiful as long as they are washed, the daughter of a certain nobleman, the saint of a certain sect, and a certain hidden skill Yes, a loyal maid will be able to harvest a super combat power that can kill the dog's head of the devil king with a sword. Even after the end, when the hero returns, those girls can use waste to become a tool for political marriage or something. If you can earn more, people from another world really know how to do business..."

"Huh? Brother, you understand quite well. I don't want to be as noble as you, and the head of the family also has this little hobby of having fun with the people." Bai Yin admired, "But in fact, it seems that it is more popular to jump against the devil king with a thin waist and long legs recently. ...The painting style is much cleaner than any human political body."

"It's not my hobby, it's Shuangyue's... The other topic is already wrong! Our Yuanjia's resources are also limited! The Bureau of Countermeasures asked us to support you instead of taking care of you!"

"Brother, the so-called big things don't care about small things. Until now, I still have a good impression of you. Don't force me to use my trump card." Bai Yin said coldly.

"Ha, what trump card do you have?"

"Then listen carefully..." Wei paused, "I will lend you my windbreaker to study for a long time."

"Deal." Yuan Zhuzui's tone softened like a middle-aged man who had thanked early, but he said it with the momentum of cutting cherry blossoms with a knife, "The Batmobile you want will be delivered within two hours, and I will deliver it myself Knock the shell for you."

"...you also know how to do alchemy?"

"A little understanding, a little understanding..."

Happy deal done.

As for the problems of leaking Daojun's technology...

Of course there is no problem.

Not to mention that this uncle's main subject is at least "an overview of artificial gods", this coat is just a small gadget...

In fact, many of Daojun's scientific research achievements are directly labeled as "textbooks" and the like.

Except for some particularly dangerous research that was sealed by the Countermeasures Bureau.

You can even see his papers at scientific research seminars in the non-extraordinary world...

His scientific research results are like Tony Stark's steel armor, or Dr. Pym's Pym particles, even if they are all displayed, it is difficult for anyone to understand.

At his level, it is called the real "science without borders".

"So exaggerated?"

Bai Yin asked this sentence with the expression of "someone is so hung up".

"It's just a false name."

Daojun replied with a gentle smile of "basic operation".

"Can you interview the reason?"

"...Actually, there is no reason." Daojun scratched his eyebrows, "If I really want to say it, it is because of my ability."

"May I ask your Excellency's ability...?"

"Your authority is not enough... Forget it, I don't know why my junior brother set my ability as 'top secret'... It's okay to tell you." Daojun's smile was clear and beautiful, "I heard Is it a god-like ability?"

"I've heard that there are many kinds of compound abilities, and the signs related to the capable person will all move closer to a certain mythical figure... Could it be that you are?"

"Well, I am."

"...It makes sense by accident." Half of Bai Yin was for the title of "Dao Lord", and the other half was sincerely admiring, "No matter how you look at it, it doesn't seem like the talent that human beings should have..."

"Highly praised." Daojun was very humble, "Your talent is not inferior to others."

When he said this, there seemed to be some deep meaning in his words.

"May I ask, who is the 'mythical figure' represented by your ability?"

"Oh, this one, it's Taishang Laojun."

There was five seconds of silence in the laboratory.

"...Taishang Laojun?"

"Shangshang Laojun."

"The one that smashed the monkey's head with a diamond?"

"It's okay, I like alchemy at home." Daojun smiled warmly, "I rarely did homework when I was young."