Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

Su Chen looked at the two of them: "Actually, have you ever thought about cooperating?"

Gu Yixin: "Bah! Who wants to cooperate with him."

Bi Shisan: "How to cooperate."

"Look, it costs 15 yuan to change clothes downstairs in the girls' dormitory, and there is an errand fee for others to help you." Su Chen looked at Gu Yixin: "It costs 25 yuan to change clothes at Shisan, even if you earn [-] yuan for errand fees But only [-]."

"There is still a market."

Bi Shisan nodded and turned to look at Gu Yixin.

"What to look at, I don't agree!" Gu Yixin hugged his shoulders, still angry.

Bi Shisan looked at her and said calmly: "Businessmen shouldn't be at the mercy of each other, but should cooperate with each other."

"In this way, you earn your errand fee, and I earn my manual fee, and it's even more than before, why not do it?"

Gu Yixin: "..."

Bi Shisan looked at her.He pondered for a moment.

"Once upon a time, there was a kid herding sheep. When he didn't cooperate with others, he would yell at the villagers that wolves were coming. When the villagers came, they found that there were no wolves."

Seeing that Bi Shisan was about to tell a fable, Su Chen hurriedly said, "Then what, I'll go back first, and the clothes are directly on your table."

He stopped listening to his fables after speaking.

Run back to the dormitory quickly.

Gu Yixin: "..."

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601.

Xiao Haiyang took the clothes and pushed open the door.

"The clothes are brought back, but they may not fit well, you all try them out, if they don't fit, let San'er change them directly when he comes back."

"I've already paid the money."

"Thank you!~" Yu Hao picked up the clothes and gestured: "My mother!~ Are you treating me like a fat person?"

Yu Hao stood up and compared.

With two stuffed inside this suit, he still felt no pressure.

Xiao Haiyang smiled and said, "It's normal. With your height, the school usually treats you as a fat person."

"After all, if you are thin, you can still make it smaller, but if you are fat, this dress cannot be made bigger."

Yu Hao curled his lips.

no way.

Can only accept.

Lu Qiaochuan was sitting beside him, gesticulating, when the dormitory door was suddenly pushed open.

The two rushed in,

One of them was holding a microphone and the other was carrying a camera: "We are juniors, and today we are going to shoot two news stories about the freshmen's start of school. I hope you will cooperate."

"I heard that there is a head fetishist in your dormitory, where is he?"

When Yu Hao saw the camera, he felt that he was going to be on the news, so he was very excited.

"Where is he!~"

"Fuck, let's find it easier."

The man went directly to Lu Qiaochuan: "Stand up, I'll ask a few questions later, you just answer truthfully."

"Actually, I'm not a head fetishist."

"It's not important, you say it to the camera."

The man smiled behind him: "Hello everyone, the one next to me is a freshman who has been famous since the beginning of school."

"Wait, what's your name?"

"Lu... Luqiaochuan."

After hearing the name, the man turned to the camera again.

Then he asked: "I heard that you touched the heads of your roommates all over the dormitory on the first day of school. May I ask, why do you have this habit?"

"I...I..." Lu Qiaochuan lowered his head, a little embarrassed: "Actually, this is all a misunderstanding."

"I misunderstood you, but tell me!"

The man frowned and his tone was very impatient.

Seeing this scene, Yu Hao's eyes widened.

This kind of interview seems to be different from what he imagined!

At this time.

Su Chen walked in with a pile of clothes.

Put the things on Bi Shisan's place, and looked at the people around him.

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"What are you doing?"

"Interview! What's the matter?" The man looked at Su Chen: "Isn't there a head fetish in your dormitory, just in time for us to hand in an assignment."

Xiao Haiyang couldn't stand this kind of anger for a long time, so he got up and asked, "What if you don't want to cooperate?"

"What? Still want to fight? Junior brother!"

"Senior brother?!"

Xiao Haiyang stared.

This guy was on the same level as him before, and he didn't like it a long time ago. I didn't expect to meet him here this year.

This guy really came here to find trouble.

In the dormitory, swords were suddenly tense.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhss

"Help!!! Come and save me!!!"

Seeing that something was wrong, Yu Hao rushed out crying and howling.

All the people around were taken aback by his sudden move.

do not know what to do with it.

Su Chen looked at the two of them, and then at his watch.

"You still have 5 minutes to leave, if you slow down a bit, our homeroom teacher will be here soon."

"You are cruel!"

The guy with the microphone glared at Xiao Haiyang, then turned and left.

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Xiao Haiyang: "So we're all right now?"

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teacher's office.

Ye Jiping sat on the office chair with a helpless expression on his face.

There was still sobbing from the side.

"What's the matter with you guys, why are you fighting on the second day of school?"

Xiao Haiyang: "We haven't fought yet."

Su Chen raised her head high and said, "I was wrong!"

Ye Jiping: "..."

Lu Qiaochuan: "..."

The two turned to look at him.

You are wrong, why are you so righteous?

And here, it seems that it really has nothing to do with us.

Ye Jiping didn't want to complain, so he turned to look at Yu Hao: "Hey, why are you still crying?"

Yu Hao raised his head, tears streaming down his face: "What if they chase me out and beat me, what if they shave my face off."

"If my handsome face is destroyed, then I will die!~~"

Ye Jiping: "..."

"It's okay." Xiao Haiyang said with a smile: "Four against two, no matter how you look at it, you won."

Ye Jiping: "You..."

"No! It's wrong to fight! We shouldn't fight!" Su Chen Yizheng said: "University is a place full of love. There must be absolutely no conflicts."

Ye Jiping pointed to Su Chen and nodded.

Su Chen continued: "Although!~We didn't move, we didn't move our feet, we didn't even curse at each other."

Ye Jiping:? ? ?

Is this guy acting weird?

Su Chen: "And it was the other party who was unreasonable first and forced us to cooperate."

Ye Jiping:! ! !

This guy is just acting weird!

Su Chen: "Even if we are beaten to death! We must never fight back."

"Pfft!~"

Xiao Haiyang laughed outright when he heard his yin and yang aura.

Lu Qiaochuan couldn't help but laugh too.

Yu Hao was still sobbing beside him.

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"Enough!" Ye Jiping quickly reached out to stop them, glanced at the three of them, and rolled his eyes: "If you keep talking like this, I feel like I can apologise with death!"

"You didn't do anything about this matter, so forget it."

"However." Ye Jiping looked at Su Chen: "You study so well, but you are the leader of our academy, you can't be so self-deprecating."

Turning to look at Xiao Haiyang: "You have been a freshman for two years, so don't make trouble anymore, okay?"

"Teacher!~ What do you want to tell me?" Yu Hao looked at him with tears in his eyes.

"You!~"

Ye Jiping opened his mouth, and said helplessly: "Next time we fight, don't let everyone know about it, okay?"

"Everything can be settled in private."

"Okay~"

Turning to look at Lu Qiaochuan again: "You...you can live with peace of mind."

out the office door.