Best Old Times: Lin Luoxue's Salted Fish Cousin

In a word.

The people at the table were silent for a moment.

Li Shuci, who was a little happy at first, bowed his head again.

Feeling that something was wrong with the surrounding situation, Xiao Haiyang realized later: "What did I say wrong?"

Su Chen: "What do you think!~"

this time.

The two bowls of noodles Su Chen ordered also came.

No nonsense.

Just eat it.

In less than 5 minutes, two bowls of noodles were eaten directly.

Lu Qiaochuan looked at his stomach in doubt: "You ate three bowls of noodles, why~ I feel that your stomach hasn't changed much."

Xiao Haiyang also took a look.

"He will definitely do magic tricks. We looked like we ate it, but we actually hid it."

"Brains can be big, but don't throw away your brains." Su Chen rolled his eyes: "It's just a bowl of noodles, so how about lying to you?"

Watching Su Chen finish eating.

Li Shu stood up: "I'm going to pay the bill."

"Wait, how can we let a girl pay the bill when we go out to eat together?" Su Chen got up and walked to the counter.

Xiao Haiyang wanted to go there too.

Naihe touched his pocket.

He left the wallet in the dormitory.

Needless to say, Lu Qiaochuan never thought of bringing a wallet.

Zhong Bai was puzzled: "Where are the two people in your dormitory?"

"Bi Shisan didn't come back, Brother Hao told us gossip all night, and now he's making up for it in the dormitory." Lu Qiaochuan said casually.

Zhong Bai smiled and said, "You guys also have night chats in the boys' dormitory."

"No, Brother Hao is the only one who has night chats." Lu Qiaochuan pointed to Xiao Haiyang and himself: "The two of us are responsible for listening."

"Our dark circles are the proof of that."

"Hehe, I deserved to live." Zhong Bai said with a light smile.

After paying the bill, Su Chen came over with a few plastic bags.

"Go back to the dormitory in a while," Su Chen looked at Li Anran, "Aside from brother Hao's, I also bought some food for Luo Xue and Geng Geng, and I will help bring them up when the time comes."

Li Anran nodded.

Li Shuci saw that everyone was here, and said softly.

"I like Zhang Fengyi."

............

Su Chen and the others returned to the dormitory with their things.

"Brother Hao, the shredded pork noodles I bought for you, come down and eat." Su Chen shouted.

"Don't eat, I'm full."

"Don't you all find me annoying!~~~"

Speaking of this, Yu Hao cried aggrievedly.

Su Chen:? ? ?

Turning his head and looking to the side, Bi Shisan had already returned.

Obviously.

This question concerns him.

Nervous Xiao Haiyang didn't feel anything at all, and said to Bi Shisan, "You can just lay it down, Brother Hao wiped it off yesterday."

Bi Shisan looked up.

Su Chen pointed to the top: "That's right, he is Yu Hao."

Bi Shisan raised his eyebrows: "Once upon a time, there was a kid who herded sheep, and he would yell wolf when he didn't eat."

Xiao Haiyang wondered: "Are you telling a fable?"

Seeing that Yu Hao hadn't moved, he continued: "The next day, he still didn't eat, and yelled at the villagers that wolves are coming, but in the end there were no wolves."

Xiao Haiyang: "Look, he talked again."

Su Chen: "..."

If you don't say it, we've heard it too.

At this time, Yu Hao stopped crying, turned over and walked down.

But Bi Shisan did not end, but continued: "On the third day, the child still didn't eat, and continued to yell wolf at the villagers, but there were still no wolves."

Xiao Haiyang: "Look, he emphasized it again."

"On the fourth day, the child continued to skip meals and yelled at the villagers that the wolf is coming, but the villagers ignored him, but the wolf really came and ate the child. This language tells us a truth."

Xiao Haiyang guessed: "Yu Hao only eats when he is listening to fables."

Lu Qiaochuan: "No more than three things?"

Su Chen: "...Children who do not eat will die."

Bi Shisan looked at Su Chen and nodded: "Correct answer."

"Really, it's amazing!" Xiao Haiyang laughed outright, this was the first time he heard such an interesting fable.

Lu Qiaochuan: "..."

Positive solution... shit!

Is this a question that normal people can think of?

The guy who can come up with the answer is not a normal person!

There are thousands of complaints in my heart, but when they are summed up in my mouth, there is only one heavy sigh left.

This fable only told me one thing.

In this dormitory, maybe only Xiao Haiyang and I are normal humans.

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314: The two senior brothers who came out of nowhere, the yin and yang Su Chen (thanks for subscribing)

"By the way, let me introduce you."

Xiao Haiyang walked to Lu Qiaochuan: "Let me introduce you, his name is Lu Qiaochuan."

"He has a head fetish."

Bi Shisan raised his eyes.

Lu Qiaochuan: "..."

I was wrong, I am the only normal person in this dormitory.

............

Leading uniforms.

Under the scorching sun, the queue was long.

Su Chen and a few people came over.

The girls have been standing - here for a long time.

Su Chen and the others consciously stood at the end of the line.

front.

Lin Luoxue tilted her body and waved to him: "Cousin!~You're late~"

Su Chen: "..."

How dare you, a guy who wakes up in the morning, tell me I'm late.

"Hi!~ My name is Ren Yifan!~" Ren Yifan, who was in the front, turned sideways consciously and said hello.

Lu Qiaochuan pressed his shoulder.

"Obviously they didn't call you."

Ren Yifan: "But what does it matter to you?"

Su Chen looked at Lin Luoxue and found that the others were not there.

"What about Geng Geng and them?"

"They~ went to buy sanitary napkins~" Lin Luoxue said casually.

"Oh?" Ren Yifan looked around suddenly, and whispered, "Would it be bad to say this kind of thing like this?"

Gu Yixin turned around: "Please, can't there be more sunny things in your mind besides filth?"

"Sanitary napkins are not for menstrual periods, but for insoles during military training."

"I don't even understand, how did you pass your high school military training?"

"Just... living normally?" Ren Yifan replied in a low voice.

Gu Yixin shook his head.

soon.

It was their turn to pick up their clothes.

Su Chen took the clothes and gestured on her body, then shook her head helplessly.

The size of this dress is not as good as it was given in high school.

Even with a belt there is a huge gap.

Su Chen: "I'm afraid these clothes are for fat people."

"It's very possible. After all, after the third year of high school, there must be many people who can't control their bodies. It's normal to eat fat."

Xiao Haiyang also gestured: "Sure enough, it still doesn't fit, and I have to take it out and change it."

"Don't worry." Gu Yixin hurriedly said: "Someone downstairs in the girls' dormitory wants to change clothes for thirty, give me forty and I'll help you change."

Bi Shisan: "Just give me ten yuan."

"That's fine, San'er, I'll give you the money first, and let them try it when I go back. If it doesn't work, you can help to change it."

After Xiao Haiyang gave the money, he took the clothes and left.

After thinking about it, Su Chen also gave the money out.

Ren Yifan looked at Lin Luoxue: "Beauty, do you want to change it?"

"Of course it needs to be changed! ~ Not just me, but also my friends." Lin Luoxue handed the clothes to Su Chen: "I'll send you the number when I go back, remember to keep an eye on it!~"

After speaking, he took three pairs of shoes and ran away.

Su Chen: "..."

Gu Yixin was dissatisfied: "Bi Shisan, even if you make money, there should be someone who comes first."

"You earn the difference, I only earn the manual fee, as long as there is no problem with your head, you will choose me." Bi Shisan said calmly: "After all, I don't have a middleman here to earn the difference."