Long Aotian, who is in the third grade of primary school

"..."

"Boy!"

The man with the scar had a serious expression on his face, and stared at Chen An calmly, "Do you know what it means to pretend to be ignorant while pretending to understand?"

"Uncle, I'm just a pupil in the third grade."

Chen An blinked his big innocent eyes: "The knowledge you mentioned is only taught in junior high school."

"Eh, is it?"

"Who knows?"

Chen An shrugged and said: "Maybe I'm just suspicious, but please go to the police station with me and explain everything to the police uncle. If I think too much, I can apologize to you. Of course, you can also refuse, I don’t mind using some ‘tricks’ to send you to the police station, I hope you are more sensible.”

Chapter 5 Dangerous Laman's Hide and Seek

What a stinking elementary school student.

Li Kui looked at the elementary school student who kept a safe distance from him, and couldn't help but tremble a little, because this guy really has the ability to turn him to the police station!

The elementary school student in front of him took a deep breath, and then held his breath for five seconds. The breath was condensed in the dantian, and even his flat belly bulged slightly.

Once this tone turns into the word 'help', the consequences will be disastrous!

Thinking of this, he couldn't help being a little relieved, but also a little depressed.

I am gratified by the intelligence of the flowers of the motherland, and depressed that I am completely passive now. Once the other party yells, the people around will surely rush to the police station, who wants to harm the flowers of the motherland. By the time……

"I will be laughed at by my colleagues for several months, and I may even have an ugly nickname! So, child, you must calm down, calm down, you must not behave, please calm down, uncle, I am not a bad person!"

"I'm calm."

Chen An rubbed his chin, and looked at the flustered big man in front of him suspiciously: "Your colleague shouldn't do such a cruel thing, right?"

"They can be so cruel! How can they deal with those dark and evil forces with mercy and soft hands?"

"Uh...you might try to take a deep breath to calm down."

After taking a few long breaths, Li Kui forced himself to calm down, and said to Chen An in a 'gentle' voice: "Uncle, I am not a bank robber, but an undercover agent, you know? It's the kind of lurking If you don’t believe me, look at this, this is my certificate.”

Chen An looked suspiciously at the 'police ID' that the big man took out in front of him, then shook his head and said, "I'm not that suspicious, but it's really hard for me to imagine that Hutch used forged documents to mix things up and become a police officer. A police dog thing."

"I wasn't like that before."

Li Kui said without tears: "I don't know what happened to me, but since I was knocked unconscious with a stick that day, I used to get at least [-] points in the test paper, but now I can only get [-] points. I also tried to see the team doctor to see if it hurt my brain, but the team doctor said I was normal, don't mess with her, she already has a boyfriend."

Chen An hesitantly spit out the 'qi' condensed in his dantian.

Although it is still hard for him to believe that this man with a worrying IQ is a policeman, the other party's tone is indeed very gentle, not like a bad guy, maybe he shouldn't be so eager to mobilize the people, he should try to ask him some questions, and then probe him details.

"Speaking of which, why are you a policeman wandering around here in plain clothes?"

"..."

After Li Kui was silent for a long time, he looked at the elementary school student in front of him anxiously and asked, "If I say that the person who knocked me out with a stick was an elementary school student who was about your height and wearing a school uniform, and I thought Catch her, don't you think I'm doing something stupid."

"Of course I will!"

The corner of Chen An's mouth twitched as he looked at the man who was as strong as a bear in front of him: "With your size, even a boy scout with a reinforced company can't beat you."

"But I was not wary, and was attacked by her."

Li Kui sighed and said: "That day, I discussed with my 'companions' to prepare for a bank robbery. I was responsible for blowing up the bank vault with explosives, while the others were responsible for settling the hostages and the police. At that time, I asked the leader to come to the rooftop, and then confessed to him handsomely, 'I'm sorry I'm a policeman' but at that moment, a primary school student approached me from behind."

damn...

Chen An sadly found himself attracted by this nonsense story.

"I took her for granted as a brat running around and told her to go home quickly, but she said that she was lost and wanted to borrow a phone from me just like you, but when I lowered my head to pick up the phone, she didn't know where to go. Where did you take out the perfume bottle and attacked me."

Li Kui patted the back of his head, and said with aggrieved expression: "The bottle was filled with ether, I was in a daze at the time, and then she hit me with a branch, and I fell to the ground unconscious In the past, when I woke up again, everything was over, the robbers were captured, and I made a great contribution as an undercover agent."

"Uh, didn't that elementary school student come to help the robbers?"

Chen An rubbed his chin, and asked suspiciously: "You wander around here, do you want to find revenge on that elementary school student?"

"Revenge or whatever is fine!"

Li Kui covered his face and said: "The problem is the explosives! The explosives that were supposed to be taken away by me to blow up the bank vault! They disappeared during the time I passed out!"

"You really fooled me for being a primary school student."

Chen An rolled his eyes: "The gates of modern bank vaults are all made of modular concrete formwork. Those buildings are made of a special mixture of concrete and additives. The strength is so high that ordinary TNT explosives are hard to shake. I worked hard to collect them." According to the data and calculations, at least tons of tnt are needed to blow open the bank’s vault door, and can explosives measured in tons disappear?”

"child……"

Li Kui looked at the elementary school in front of him embarrassingly: "You should be glad that our country does not have a crime called 'Your thoughts are dangerous', but unfortunately-our leader doesn't even have the common sense that elementary school students know. I understand, I thought the two suitcases I was carrying with explosives could blow open the gate."

"Forehead……"

An ominous premonition began to fill his dantian, and Chen An tried his best to restrain himself from thinking about that. A primary school student who attacked the police and snatched two large suitcases of explosives?What kind of elementary school student from another world is this!

"Originally there was only me, but if you want to join, there will be two hidden 'ghosts'. I really look forward to how those parents and the police will find us who are hiding."

Although he tried his best to restrain himself, the expectant look of Lu's student still appeared in Chen An's mind. He shook his head vigorously to get rid of this excessive imagination.

Even Long Aotian, appointed by his system, needs to be 30 years old to unlock various abilities, a primary school student?An elementary school girl who is afraid of getting dirty and sweating even playing a little boy's game?

Nonsense, no matter how you think about it, it's too nonsense. How can she, a primary school student, bury two boxes of TNT explosives in all cram schools without anyone noticing?She doesn't even know how to play the tcg card game, how does she know how to install it and how to detonate the explosives?

That was just a childish joke!It must be this...

boom! ! ! !

A deafening explosion came from the next street.

Li Kui rushed forward almost subconsciously, pressing the fragile child under him, while Chen An, who was knocked down on the stone road by a burly adult, stared blankly at the "Hualong Tutorial" who was shrouded in flames and smoke not far away. class'

A strange idea emerged from a blank mind.

Isn't this 'hide and seek' played too big?

Chapter 6

After a lot of twists and turns, Chen An was escorted back to his home by his mother with his chest full of disbelief. He was greeted by a living room with warm colors, warm food, and his mother's murderous embrace.

"It's all right, kid, it's all right, everything's going to be all right!"

The woman hugged Chen An's small body tightly, wishing she could directly rub him into her arms. My poor child, why was she involved in the crazy bombing of criminals?How traumatic his young heart was after this catastrophe.

Chen An, who was almost out of breath, shouted helplessly to the woman who was about to strangle him to death: "Mom, although I'm fine now, it's only for now, but if you hold me harder, I can eat it." My seat is up."

Only then did Chen Xuemei let go of her embrace, and patted her baby's small arms, calves, and small body, constantly asking if it hurt.

Looking at the anxious woman in front of him, Chen An could only helplessly raise his hands high, trying not to hurt, but in fact, his appearance was far from reflecting the chaotic mood inside.

Although the Hualong cram school was thoroughly bombed, it miraculously did not hurt anyone. After all, it was not yet summer vacation, and the cram school was closed for work, but obviously this was just the beginning.

And now it is almost certain that my new classmate, my new deskmate, is an elementary school student with incredible mobility. Other elementary school students only want to repay the society, but she is taking revenge on the society by taking away the robbers and using them to blow up the bank vault. The explosives at the gate were used to blow up the cram school... This elementary school student from the newspaper office can already disdain more than 90.00% of criminals in the world.

"But how did she do it?"

After returning to the room, Chen An looked at the system in surprise and suspicion: "She is just a primary school student, even if she knocked down adults through ether, how did she bypass the monitoring equipment all over the street and install the bomb in the cram school?" The most ridiculous thing is... How did she, a primary school student, manage to set up and detonate the bomb professionally?"

"This is not an elementary school student in your world."

The system took it for granted: "Long Aotian can be a primary school student here, what is impossible... But if you really want to know how she did it, I can give you her character card .”

The little goblin turned her back and took out a hammer and a wooden board from nowhere. After a bang, a wooden board full of words appeared in front of Chen An.

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Luli (real name)

Lucifer·Yingshang·Yingxue·d·Blood Charm (I used to claim it, but now it is regarded as black history, whoever dares to mention her will fight desperately)

Strength: Narrowly beat the big white goose in the countryside

Speed: Can't run the big white goose in the countryside

Physical stamina: not as exhausting as the big white goose in the countryside

ability:? ? ? (unawakened)

ability:? ? ? (unawakened)

ability:? ? ? (unawakened)

ability:? ? ? (unawakened)

Ability: The effect of the Fool's Stone (awakened) (smart life forms within the scope of the capable person will be forcibly subtracted from a certain amount of intelligence until they are out of the scope of the ability)

warn!warn!This ability user is in a state of rampage where he cannot control his own power. His ability cannot be stopped or controlled. The range of action fluctuates from '51 billion square kilometers' to 'reaching out and touching' before it can take effect. Warning!warn!Please try to keep a distance from this dangerous person!

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The corner of Chen An's mouth twitched as he looked at the panel, thinking of Li Kui, the policeman who said that since he was hit by a stick, the test paper dropped from [-] points to [-] points, and a feeling of horror crawled all the way to his back.

What kind of existence is my deskmate?

"A little girl whose overall ability can't even beat the big white goose in the countryside."

The system said nonchalantly: "As for her ability, anyway, people on earth will be stupid from time to time, so you can completely ignore it. If you are really scared, I suggest you go back to the countryside during the summer vacation, find a way to catch a big white goose, and train it to help you fight, anyway. These animals don’t have much IQ, no matter how low they are, that’s all.”

"A big white goose in the countryside vs. a newspaper elementary school student who just blew up the cram school? Tsk, I feel ashamed that I really want to see it. I have to stop her from continuing her newspaper behavior."

Chen An shook his head, lay back on the bed, blinked and stared blankly at the ceiling.

"Indeed."

The system said thoughtfully: "But what are you going to do? There are still 23 years before your ability will be unsealed. Before that, you are just an ordinary elementary school student."

"Is there a possibility, I mean the possibility—"

Chen An looked at the system hesitantly and asked: "Can this kind of thing be solved by calling the police and calling the police uncle or police aunt?"

"Is there a possibility that, in front of her ability, the policeman you rely on may—really be inferior to the big white goose in the countryside?"

Recalling Li Kui's various performances, Chen An couldn't help but support his forehead and said, "Yes, the system, you can go to the library to find a book for me tomorrow, postpartum care for sows, I'll see if I can pass the reading skill book and succeed. Change your job to be a sow trainer."

"Are you serious?"

"Sarcasm for you, if you unlock the ability seal for me earlier, will there still be so many things?"

Looking at Chen An who was complaining about himself, the system blinked, then spread its hands and said, "Are you sure a postpartum care book for sows is enough? How about I help you choose some skills books for training cats and dogs?"

After throwing out a pillow and smashing the little fairy's body, Chen An buried his head in the quilt.

What kind of face will I use tomorrow to face my deskmate?

Chapter 7 The School of Martial Arts for Primary School Students

Although there was an explosion just yesterday, there were no huge twists and turns in daily life because of this episode.

Turning over from his own small bed, Chen An walked to the bathroom with sleepy eyes open, took a handful of water and paste it on his face to wake him up, and then began to tidy up his personal hygiene. After washing, he went straight to the kitchen. From the rice bag, I took out enough rice for two people, and after washing it, I started cooking rice porridge.

While the rice porridge was not yet cooked, he moved a small stool, stepped on the stool and forcibly raised his height to 1.6 meters, removed the pan and two eggs placed on the high place, and then skillfully poured peanut oil to heat the bottom of the pan.

Shake the pan with one hand to let the hot oil roll over the bottom of the pan, while the other hand breaks the egg shell and pours the egg liquid. With the sizzling sound of the hot oil and the egg liquid contacting, the aroma of the fried egg guides you Followed Chen Xuemei to the kitchen.

The sleepy-eyed woman looked at her son's skillful shaking of his hand, causing two perfectly shaped fried eggs to flip over in the air. This was a trick that even a mother like her didn't know how to do.

"Too outrageous!"

Chen Xuemei stomped her feet, gritted her teeth, looked at her son and said, "It's only five o'clock in the morning, and there are still more than two hours before school. Whose child wakes up so early to work? Go back and lie down!" Don't get up until the sun hits your butt!"

Chen An said casually without looking back: "I know many children who can do this."

"for example?"

"For example, Cinderella, she is much more capable than me... Uh, Mom, why do you look like you are hurt by your stomach?"

Chen Xuemei clutched her twitching stomach, and said in a difficult tone: "To mom, you are like a princess. Come down from the stove quickly, that's my place."

"Snow White is also very capable."

Chen An casually picked up the soy sauce bottle and brushed the fried egg with a sauce color.

"She has to take care of the basic necessities of seven sloppy dwarfs, food for seven people and clothes for seven people. The amount of labor is comparable to mine... Hey, by the way, how can a pampered princess take care of so many people without a teacher? daily diet? Mom, do you think this is a bug written by the Brothers Grimm?"

"Of course not."