"what happened again?"
Luli looked at her frustrated deskmate curiously.
"Soon, I will have a lot of nicknames such as 'Mother-in-law' and so on."
Chen An said in a dull voice through the textbook: "I'm done for this semester. I can only hope that after I am promoted to the fourth grade, I can be assigned to a class that I don't know them."
"Why would they give you such an ugly nickname."
Luli looked at the sullen boy in front of her in bewilderment: "Isn't it because you think too much? We are all classmates, how could you do such a cruel thing?"
"The terrible thing is this. The word cruel has touched their blind spot of knowledge. They don't even know how to write these two words!"
Chen An pointed to the outside, with a lifeless expression on his face.
"There was a boy in the next class, because he secretly read the cartoon Doraemon Tinkerbell in class, but was criticized by the teacher by name and said that he was full of Dingdang cats in his head and didn't care about studying. After that, he got another nickname 'Dingdang Brain' and went on again. No classmate ever called him by his name, so everyone just called him that if they had nothing to do."
After Luli pondered for a while, she shook her head blankly and said, "This, it doesn't make any sense at all."
Chapter 3 Painful palms in those years
Looking at the tablemate who seemed to be very distressed, Luli thought for a while and suggested, "But don't you have friends? Can't you discuss it with your friends?"
"Friend? Soon not."
Chen An curled her lips and said dismissively: "Our friendship is nothing more than playmates who gather together to play card games on weekdays, and it is very likely that they will not continue to play with me, after all, we are friends with mothers-in-law and men. If you are together, it will hinder your innocence, and it will be easy for people to gossip about you."
"Friends are not such a cheap thing, you must be thinking too much."
Lu said with certainty.
"How should I put it... Human cubs don't understand the meaning of friendship very well."
Chen An scratched his cheeks and said: "So if I say that someone wants to block my school gate, the two of them will accompany me to fight each other without saying a word, because they think this is what friends should do, but help them deal with it." The vague maliciousness of 'calling a nickname' is beyond their comprehension."
"You boys are so complicated."
Lu looked at the really difficult Chen An, hesitated for a while, and then asked uncertainly: "Speaking of which, what game are you playing, can I join?"
"It's one of the most popular games in the school, a collectible card game. As far as I know, only fat and skinny people can play it throughout the third grade."
Chen An casually took out a stack of cards from his pocket and put them on the desk, looking at Lu suspiciously: "I can teach you if you want to play, but this game has so many rules that it is quite boring for human cubs."
"Hold on."
Lu looked at the card in Chen An's hand, and said in a strange tone: "Do you know that the words 'one of the most popular games in the school' and 'only the three of you in the whole grade can play' are contradictory."
"There is no contradiction. There are two ways to play the card game."
Chen An pointed to his temple and said, "One is intelligence-based gameplay, which is very dependent on operation and luck, and the other is power-based gameplay, which emphasizes a skill that can break through thousands of tricks."
"There is also power-based gameplay? Can you demonstrate it?"
Lu became interested. She has also been exposed to card games, but this is the first time she has heard that there is such a way of using strength to break tricks.
"Uh, I haven't tried the power-type gameplay for a long, long time, but just to demonstrate..."
Chen An sorted out his deck, and then motioned Lu to look at his fist. .4.
"First, I summon my right fist, in attack mode."
Spread the five fingers, wide open, so that the contact surface between the palm and the air reaches the maximum, and then...
boom!
The desk made a muffled sound under the clapping of palms, and at the same time, the airflow caused several cards to 'fly high' and flip over before falling down.
"This is a power-based gameplay. There is no emotion for cards, and there is no need for intelligence and skills. It all depends on one-handed strength."
Lu looked at the face-up card in front of her speechlessly, then shook her head and said, "What a stupid way to play, doesn't your hand hurt? Why did you abandon the correct way to play and choose this kind of troublesome way to play?"
"In those animations where playing cards to save the world, powerful players can beat almost all the protagonists and most of the villains at will, so it's really hard to say which side is correct."
Chen An kneaded his sore hands and said with emotion: "In short, here with us, there is no right or wrong way to play, only the way to get happiness. If you want to learn, I will teach you some rules tomorrow. .”
Luli was stunned for a moment, and then she said in a bit of embarrassment, "Tomorrow? Can't you do it now?"
"Um, you don't have your own deck, I have to prepare it for you first, and school is almost over today."
Chen An motioned Lu to look at the clock in the classroom: "If you're not free tomorrow, you can do it the day after tomorrow. Anyway, I'm not in a hurry for a few days."
"But I seem to be... well, I'll try to make time the day after tomorrow."
Looking at the serious look of the little girl in front of him, Chen An also nodded happily. Human cubs who are dismissive of drawing [-] lines are rare, let alone interested in puzzle games , is simply an ideal friend.
"By the way, isn't the day after tomorrow a weekend? What are you busy with?"
Chen An asked casually while sorting out his deck.
"Choosing the right cram school."
Luli said absent-mindedly.
Chen An subconsciously glanced at the calendar placed in the classroom, although there are still two weeks before the summer vacation.
"You started picking cram schools so early, your parents are really impatient."
"No, my parents never take me to choose a cram school. They usually let me know after they have chosen it."
Luli blinked, and said with a mysterious smile: "I'm going to the cram school to play peek-a-boo. I just find a place to hide and let others come to me."
"Uh... cram school and peek-a-boo?"
Chen An was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his chin and said, "It's still a bit difficult to connect these two words, can you let me see it?"
"Do you want to join?"
Luli's eyes widened in surprise: "I'm worried that there are too many cram schools, and I can't handle it all by myself. Let's hide it together!"
"Well, it's getting more and more incomprehensible, you can't do it alone?"
Chen An looked at Luli, who was a bit excited, in a daze: "Can I ask, how many people participated in this game?"
"Originally there was only me, but if you want to join, there will be two hidden 'ghosts'. I really look forward to how those parents and the police will find us who are hiding."
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"Hiss...you just scared me a little bit."
Chen An looked blankly at the happy tablemate in front of him: "Why did the police and parents come to you?"
"Because I'm planning to blow up those nasty cram schools."
Luli clenched her fists excitedly and said, "But there are too many cram schools, and I really can't handle it all by myself. Fortunately, I have you... eh? What are you doing?"
"It's nothing."
Chen An rubbed his chin, and looked at the ruler on the desk hesitantly: "I just think, why don't we draw the [-]th line?"
Chapter 4 The Mother Who Worried in Those Years
Damn, lost again...
Looking at the unfamiliar street in front of him, the little boy with a schoolbag scratched the back of his head, looking left and right, hoping to find traces of how he got here.
After school, he habitually walks while thinking about what happened today, as well as Luli's frightening 'hide and seek'. He didn't know where he was going, and he was surrounded by strange buildings that he didn't know.
"I was clearly a normal person in my previous life, but why am I forced to be assigned the attribute of 'Lu Chi' in this life?"
Chen An stretched out his hand speechlessly, and looked at the goblin on his arm, shaking his little feet: "Are you really here to strengthen my system? Why do I feel that I have been severely weakened?"
"The attribute of Lu Chi is indispensable for the development of Long Aotian's life."
The system spread its hands and said, "Think about it, if you've been living a regular life, how could you possibly save the starving foreign princess at the bottom of the cliff?"
"How serious should my illness be in the future to get lost from here to the bottom of the cliff?!"
After Chen An gave the system a headache, he began to look for passers-by who could borrow a mobile phone, intending to inform his mother in this life to pick him up, but before he could open his mouth, a man approached him.
This is not an ordinary person.
Looking at the man who walked in front of him and looked at him without moving, Chen An's heart was instantly full of vigilance.
This man's physique is stronger than that of the group of muscular strongmen in the gym. Just standing there can make ordinary gangsters dare not get close at all. There is also a ferocious knife scar, which can easily cure all the night crying children on this street with a bald head.
In fact, Chen An has already noticed that passers-by are showing uneasy expressions, a big man who looks like he is not doing serious business and a weak primary school student, this combination makes people have an urge to call the police.
"Little friend, I can see that you are lost, right?"
The bald man spoke, his voice was as rough as sandpaper, but the softness in his tone made Chen An let down his vigilance a little, and nodded obediently.
"Uncle, can I borrow your mobile phone? I want to make a call. My mother may be in a hurry now."
"of course can."
The man took out his functional phone, and Chen An subconsciously wanted to ask for it, but the man didn't give it to him, but asked him what his phone number was.
Chen An reported his mother's mobile phone number with some strange feeling in his heart.
The call was connected quickly, but the man still didn't hand over the phone to Chen An, but said to the confused woman on the other end of the conversation: "Ma'am, your child who didn't come home is with me."
Although he felt that there was something wrong with the fierce yet gentle man, Chen An just shook his head, took the strangeness as an illusion, and then stretched out his hand and tugged at the corner of the man's clothes and said, "Uncle, my mother is very confused, so don't forget to bring it with you." Purse, take a taxi to pick me up."
The man nodded silently, then added to the phone: "Remember to bring money here."
"Okay! Okay! I'll bring the money!"
A flustered female voice came from the phone: "As long as you don't hurt my treasure, you can have as much money as you want!"
"..."
The man looked at the phone in a daze, and then looked blankly at Chen An who had slapped his face.
"Uncle, your way of speaking is very inappropriate, hurry up and explain the misunderstanding to my mother!"
Seeing the anxious look of the lost little boy in front of him, the man with the scar nodded repeatedly, and hurriedly explained to the phone: "I hope you can understand what I mean! I won't hurt him!"
"Well! Well! I understand, I won't call the police, please don't hurt him, he's just a seven-year-old child!"
Listening to the woman who seemed to be about to cry, the man with the scar looked at Chen An confusedly and asked, "Should I continue to explain?"
"Enough, let me do it."
Chen An jumped up with his hands high and wanted to grab the phone, but his tragic height of 1.2 meters made it impossible for him to reach it. Fortunately, the man was finally willing to hand the phone to him, and he quickly took it to comfort his frightened mother.
'Chen Xuemei'
This is the name of his mother in this life, a very incredible woman who can be Long Aotian's mother, of course she is not an ordinary person, and ordinary people don't take such off-lines, it took Chen An a full minute to figure it out. Settle her down.
"Baby, are you really alright?"
The mother's tone was suspicious: "Could it be that you were coerced by the kidnappers to comfort me? If you were threatened, just blink."
"Mom, how can you see me blink? Anyway, I'm fine, really, it's just that uncle's speech is clumsy."
Chen An glanced at the bald-headed man with a scar, who was looking depressed, and said something like "again" being despised by a primary school student.
"There is a cram school called Hualong next to me. Mom, do you know it? If you don't, I'll look for someone who can help you locate it."
"I know him, and I have received his advertisement before, just stand still, I will come right away."
After the mother finished speaking, she hung up the phone in a hurry, and Chen An felt relieved, and hung up the phone, and the phone interface also jumped back to the communication list.
He subconsciously glanced at the list, and then his eyes froze for a moment.
"It seems that your troubles have been resolved. If there is nothing else, I will go first."
The man took the phone back and turned to leave.
Thinking about this man's strange actions before, Chen An hesitated for a while, and then couldn't help asking in a strange tone: "Uncle, I want to ask a question 'Bank Robber No. [-]' and 'Bank Robber No. [-]'" What do the names Bank Robber Three and Bank Robber Five mean?"
"what……"
The bald man stroked his slippery bald head, and said with a dry smile, "This is called an adult's humor, and you will understand it when you grow up. You don't even want to think about how stupid you are to write your friends' careers in a fair manner. Up there."
"I remember not long ago, the news said that four people were caught in a bank robbery case cracked in our city, and according to the criminals, there was another gang absconding, and you combined all kinds of abnormal behaviors before... Finally, uncle Maybe you should think about it, has your previous conversation completely exposed your IQ?"
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