Nuke Miko: Chronicles of America

"...Ahhh, Huihui, you little idiot, you haven't talked about the point for so long! I have to come out to negotiate!"

A small nine-tailed white fox suddenly jumped out from the top of Megumi Akiyama's head, and instantly condensed from a phantom into a solid body, standing firmly on the table, with the light shining all over his body, facing the slightly moved Ms. Xuee Out of mouth, "...the witch who once served me, what you snatched away from this palace is more than just fame? The power of faith contained in the fragment of the killing stone has already made the one you serve now Did God use it?

Hey, it's useless to tell you about this, let the little girl behind you come out and talk to me! "

The next moment, a phantom lingering with the sacred golden light also rose from behind Qiushan Xuehui, gradually turning into a human form.

This is a tall, strong, and beautiful woman with an elegant figure, wearing brown leather armor and green trousers, with long reddish-brown hair hanging over her shoulders and back, her pupils are like two bottomless brown pools .Her feet were hanging high in the air, as if she disdained to keep her feet on the ground.

I saw the phantom of this woman dressed as a fantasy ranger, bowing slightly to the white fox on the table respectfully, and said:

"...the queen of the forest in this land, the supreme ranger Melika, has met the senior from the other side of the ocean, and thank the senior for his support."

"...Not bad, you are just a junior, you are not blindly arrogant, and you are still acknowledging my favor, which is considered polite."

The little nine-tailed white fox raised its head and held its front paws, with an arrogant look, and said to the phantom of the goddess Melikai.

"...how can I easily forget the great kindness of senior? If senior was not the goddess of rice, and the power of plant faith accumulated in a foreign country acted as a catalyst, it would be difficult for Melika to come to the world at this time." Meili Goddess Kai said sincerely.

"...In that case, how do you plan to repay me? Little girl!" the ancient fox god said with narrowed eyes unceremoniously.

"... How about asking Senior to be our companion and guide, and join the god system created by the Wizards of the Coast?"

Melikai threw out a very attractive suggestion, "... In this way, the cat god Buster can also return to his place. As for the flying noodle god... I don't know if he is interested in being crowned with a new one." Name—Creation God Io?"

written request for leave

Today, in the bank, the civic center, and a bunch of units almost collapsed, and a bunch of people called to come up with bad ideas during the period.

It's so maddening to listen to several leaders alone, especially when these leaders don't communicate with each other and order each other to fight.

But now no matter where it seems, there are more officers and fewer soldiers.

When I got home, my head was so painful that it almost split open, and I didn't recover until very late.

So today I can't catch up with a chapter, so I can only invite readers to be patient, and I should be able to update about [-] words tomorrow morning.

Chapter 158: Learn to be a god from today

Let the ancient fox god Daji Niangniang & Yuzaoqian & Inari God Yuyatsu join the DND god system?

Well, this may seem a bit surprising at first, but when you think about it carefully, it seems to be very common, and it can even be said to be logical.

After all, the DND card game is a box, and anything can be put in it.

In other words, art originates from reality and is higher than reality.

Seattle's Wizards of the Coast will want to describe a huge and wonderful fantasy world, and they must draw materials from the culture of the real earth.

Sometimes, those fat guys from the Coastal Wizarding Society are too lazy to make it up, and they will even copy it directly.

Therefore, in the fictional DND pantheon of Faerun Continent of the Wizards of the Coast, there are already many gods on earth—such as the Sumerian mythology of the moon world, the "oldest king" Gilgamesh and Venus The goddess Ishtar also appeared in DND mythology.

Besides, Yu Zaoqian was not originally a nostalgic for his hometown, the master of "unique body and soil" - this god traveler ran from China to India and then to Japan, breaking into another god system from one god system, Her temples and her offspring (sadly seem to be extinct) are left everywhere.

Now that she has moved to the United States, she is naturally preparing to join the ranks of the American gods.

As for letting the cat god Buster enter the DND god system, it can no longer be said to be an invitation, but to let her go home.

——As a frequent visitor to the collection of modern human fantasy settings, there is the Egyptian cat god Buster in the Cthulhu mythology, and there is also the Egyptian cat god Buster in the DND mythology, and even in the superhero series comics of DC and Marvel , there is also the figure of the cat god Buster.

The most wonderful thing is that there are so many versions of cat god beliefs, there is no fundamental opposition in doctrine, and they can be completely integrated into one!

Hey, it's understandable when you think about it, how should the cat god's teachings be compiled?Why don't humans feed the cats a lot of dried fish!

Otherwise, what else can we do?Let a group of cats come and meow meow to debate scriptures?Discuss which cat has the most noble pedigree?

Or let a group of excrement shovelers discuss their experience in licking cats?Write a "Mao Lu Jing"?

Even for how to lick cats, how to prick, whether to scratch the chin or the back first... split into a bunch of various sects.

Then, shit-shoveling officers from different sects set up soldiers and horses with each other, took the trolls and made an appointment to fight, and have a cat-cat jihad?

If you really want to make it like this, I'm afraid it will make people laugh to death!

——Although human beings have really fought religious wars over whether to use two or three fingers to make the cross, whether to eat unleavened bread or leavened bread at the Holy Communion.

In addition, the cat god Buster has another name in the DND pantheon—the cat and the goddess of pleasure Shares.

In the Dark Medieval Faerun Continent, which is the stage of the DND story, due to backward productivity, people’s life is hard, entertainment is tedious, and there are too few nobles and rich businessmen who can afford it, so the cat in charge of the feast and the goddess of joy Xia Rui Silk is just a weak divine power.

However, now that the stage has been changed to the United States of America in the 21st century with developed productivity, extravagant folk customs, material desires, advocating entertainment to death, and party girls everywhere, wouldn't Charis, a god in charge of feasting and pleasure, suddenly soar Is it at the daily limit?

Among other things, if the owner of the "Playboy" magazine can live to this year, he may be promoted to the elector of the Goddess of Pleasure in the blink of an eye!

There are also various beauty pageants and carnivals, all of which are automatically providing the power of faith to the cat and the goddess of joy, Charis!

Since the people of the United States even take drugs to poison their bodies in order to have a good time, so what is it to ask for a cat in order to be happier?

Thinking of this, Qiu Shanhui suddenly thought for no reason, and felt a little creepy.

If things go on like this, with the help of the right time, place and people, the power of the cat god Buster will grow rapidly in the United States at a rocket speed.

Then, in the future, the status of this cat god among the American gods is likely to be higher than that of his own fox god.

In addition, the dead cat seemed to hold a grudge, and I not only forced it to lose weight, but also used her as a shikigami...

Wouldn't he be punished one day by that obese black cat weighing thirty pounds riding on his head?

Or let Serena, the catwoman, be crushed on the bed?

——Uh, if you think about it carefully, it seems that Serena's appearance and figure are not unacceptable?

Next, let the master of flying noodles come to play the role of Aiou, the creation god of the DND pantheon?

Ugh, that's a very creative idea indeed.

With the doctrine that the Flying Spaghetti God doesn't care about anything, he probably wouldn't care about guest appearances in other gods, and the believers of the Flying Spaghetti God Cult will feel very honored because of this, and can even rely on this springboard to simultaneously Believe in a god of the DND pantheon and gain extraordinary power?

"...It sounds good, but this is Seattle, not the continent of Faerun. In your god system, who else is there besides you?"

Facing the invitation of Merika, the goddess of the forest and rangers, the ancient fox god Tamamo said noncommittally, "...Moreover, the belief in the Inari god that has been passed down for thousands of years in Japan limits my core priesthood to rice planting. Anyone who cannot grow rice The cold and dry places of the world cannot be my dwelling place.

Although Washington State has the influence of the Coastal Wizarding Society, it can be called an outstanding place, but it is too far north, and the local people do not have the custom of growing rice. For me, the God of Inari, it is impossible to take root from the beginning. Help me preach in Seattle, I'm not even interested!

Or, do you want to accept me as God?Claim me to be the fox of your forest?This is not an attitude of gratitude! "

——Just like Buster’s priesthood, no matter how it expands, its core is the cat god. The core priesthood of the ancient fox god Yuzaoqian has long been bound to rice planting. Any place where rice cannot be grown will make her uncomfortable: That's why she hasn't built a shrine yet.

But in the United States, the hometown of wheat and corn, there are not too many places to grow rice, and even fewer farmers grow rice.

Therefore, even if she joins the DND god system, her priesthood can only be the goddess of rice. At first glance, she feels that it is difficult to become bigger and stronger.

"...Then, what if I publicly recognize you as my mentor, and I will accompany you in my shrine?"

Goddess Melikai threw out her condition, "...in this way, your priest will also be able to use DND's healing magic."

"... Well, the healing technique is pretty good, but do you want me to be your teacher? Is it necessary?" The ancient fox god couldn't help being a little confused, but after carefully looking at Akiyama Yuue on the opposite side for a while, he suddenly thought of something, " ...Wait, you don't...don't know anything, do you?"

"...Yes, if it wasn't for senior's divine power of belief as a catalyst, I wouldn't have been born at this time.

Therefore, I am a premature baby who lacks a lot of necessary knowledge. The wonders of giant trees in the city are also formed by magic power rather than faith. "

Goddess Melikai replied frankly, "...Please accept me as a disciple, senior. From today on, teach me how to be a god!"

PS: I suddenly have a brain hole for a new character:

After the Confucius Institute at San Francisco State University was closed, the unemployed Chinese teacher was beaten and robbed, and was falsely accused of being imprisoned. He became enlightened in an American prison and became the master of "Lun Yu" after he escaped from prison, shouting "Zi Silu Yu Wei Li Chaos God", Iron Fist Invincible beat the Quartet.

Chapter 159, The Most Holy Master Su Daji

Since ancient times, people have known that technology and knowledge are the most precious things.

And how to be a ruler's "dragon slaying technique" is an untold secret in ancient society.

As for how to be a god... no one knows—even if someone knows, it will not be recorded in books.

According to the rules of DND, gods should rely on a certain rule of the world to exist, and obtain power from mortal beliefs, harvest the souls of believers to build the kingdom of God, and then give back the surplus power to her priests and paladins , allowing priests and paladins to use divine spells.

In fact, the serious DND road to conferring gods has to go through quite cool steps such as "igniting the divine fire" and "holding the throne high".

But the problem is that the "premature" goddess of the forest and the ranger, Melika, completely skipped the above process, relying on the power of faith in the treasure left by the ancient fox god Yuzao as a catalyst, relying on the cheap old Megumi Akiyama Mom's prayers suddenly descended on the mortal world.

As a result, Melika, who was just born now, knows nothing about how to be a god, not to mention nine out of ten.

With her innate instinct, she really knows how to transform magic power, how to collect beliefs, and how to cast DND magic.

But the problem is, she doesn't know how to select priests, instill divine power from a long distance, and grant the priests the magic she knows.

In other words, Melika at this time is actually about the same as a relatively powerful magician, unable to truly perform her duties at all.

Even if Melikat recruited the "genuine" wizards of the coast from Wizards of the Coast, as well as several senior DND players, to brainstorm together, these people only know how to throw dice and think wildly, but no one can explain clearly. Only how to accept prayers, train priests, and grant divine spells.

How do the power of faith and divine power work?How should believers' prayer content be stored and analyzed?

How can such a huge academic topic in a new field be created behind closed doors in a short while?

Now, apart from Megumi Akiyama's cheap mother, Ms. Yukie Akiyama, who gave birth to the goddess of the forest and the ranger Merika, the seemingly powerful Church of Merika has no second real church at all. caster.

Even Akiyama Megumi's cheap mother actually doesn't know how to cast spells by herself. Instead, she can only ask God to use her body to cast various spells like a Japanese witch, which originated from shamanism. Strictly speaking, a witch is such a kind of descending prop that allows a god to possess a body.

The so-called "Melika's Church Priest" who is currently preaching in the barracks outside Seattle and other places is actually just "Queen Bean" Laura and others who originally gathered in the baseball field and witnessed the forest and ranger goddess May The "enthusiastics" that Li Kai came to, they were just temporary cameo propagandists--in fact, they were all ordinary people who couldn't use magic skills.

So, how do these people pretend to be pastors to preach now?

The current temporary countermeasure is that Akiyama Megumi's cheap mother personally took a cool golden-green or other color magic light and shadow for each of them, and then sent each of them a few branches picked from the "holy tree" , which is infused with a very weak natural divine power.

When they preach, as long as they break off the branches and release the natural power, the weeds under the feet of the "propagandists" can quickly grow a lot.

——Although it is interesting to look at, the effect only ends there.

What's more, even this kind of opportunistic method has distance and time constraints.

——Because the "shelf life" of these "divine power branches" is only 24 hours at most, if the stored magic cannot be used on the same day, it will become invalid after overnight.

In this way, if nothing else happens, the belief of the goddess of the forest and the ranger, Melika, will be limited to the vicinity of Seattle and cannot be expanded.

Of course, Melika is already a real god now, as long as she slowly ponders over ten or ten years, she should be able to figure out this set of tricks.

Uh, considering that wizards of the entire coast will advise her (brain hole), it is estimated that it will take only a few years to complete the laying of the belief system-although the speed of physical infrastructure in the United States is desperate, the speed of virtual network program development , but so-so is still qualified.

But the problem is, time is ticking!

Now, less than half a year has passed since the revival of spiritual energy in North America began, and so many strange powers and gods have emerged.

If he continues to stand still in Seattle and hang around for a few years, God knows how many competitors he will face!

Not to mention, even Seattle might not allow her Melikay family to dominate.

Because, the number of gods in the DND pantheon is really too much!

Don't look at Seattle's Coastal Wizards and DND lovers, now under the command of her, the goddess of the forest and rangers, they are desperately courting like dogs, but this is only because Melika is the first to come, temporarily occupying the first-mover advantage That's all.

If the goddess of love, Shuna, the goddess of wealth, Vol'jin, the goddess of magic, Mystra, the dark girl, Iristried... If these more popular DND goddesses also come to this place one after another, those who have just gathered under her command will only I'm afraid it will be all over in an instant!

Even just as long as the cat god Buster goes north, he can pry away a large corner of the wall from her in the incarnation of DND's cat and the goddess of pleasure Shares!

Therefore, Melika, the goddess of the forest and the ranger, thinks about it. Anyway, it is impossible for me to monopolize the belief here, and there will be more and more competitors. I simply don’t bother the two masters with one thing, and stop doing the stupid thing of reinventing the wheel. Just ask a certain [-]-year-old fox goddess as a teacher.

——This guy lived for more than 3000 years before the "Great Dry Demon Period" at the end of the eleventh century AD, and formed a bunch of churches. So far, there are countless legends. When it comes to training priests and granting divine spells, it is definitely better than DND Those newcomers who have just come to the real world in the god system are much more proficient.

So, why not take advantage of being the only existence in the DND pantheon, represent the other gods who have not yet come, and bestow the title of "Teacher of the Gods" to the other party, so that this old man with rich entrepreneurial experience, How about teaching yourself how to organize and control a church?

In this way, even if the gods of DND descend one after another, the Church of Melikai has already blossomed and gained a firm foothold in North America.

It's not like now, although there are giant trees with wonders, but the human resources are so scarce that there are only single seedlings, which cannot withstand any loss.

In case Megumi Akiyama's cheap mother accidentally dies, then Melika, who has no "anchor" in the mortal world, will have to sleep again.

"... We, who have just been born and awakened from the chaos, desperately need the wise guidance of a senior. Although there are many slanders about your legends in the world, I know that you are by no means an evil god, but the leader of civilization and the country." Guardian. So, please become our teacher!"

Merikat said to herself, representing the entire DND pantheon, and bowed her head to Tamamo, "...we will always remember your kindness!"

——Nowadays, the aura in North America is recovering, and fantasy can already affect reality.As long as Seattle's Coastal Wizards really give the ancient fox god Yu Zaoqian the title of a teacher of the gods, and be recognized by the true god...then, she will really become the teacher of the gods of DND!

"...Forget it, the so-called education without distinction, knowledge is used to spread, blocking knowledge is not a just move.