I!Diablo, join the chat group

Rabbit: "Actually, if Boss Ye Lian had said earlier that he needed points, I would have given you a red envelope instead of buying the Ghoul Transformation Pill!"

Hamo Mountain's lecherous fairy: "Damn! A group of hindsight! Relying on the fact that there are more female members, there are fewer bullies on our male compatriots?"

The Destroyer of the World: "A fight with real guns and real swords, so that you don't even know your surnames!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "It's not good to hit a woman..."

Dark God of Destruction: "Okay, I will solve the matter of points myself, this topic is over here, don't think too much, just do whatever you want."

Unless it's that time, when you get almost 1 million points.

It's still a few dozen small hundred.

Otherwise, Ye Lian didn't intend to borrow points from any of them.

One is that it is unnecessary, and the other is that it is not in line with his character.

It would be too embarrassing for the dignified God of Destruction to be stumped by mere points.

Ben Zina: "By the way... there is a question that I have always wanted to ask since I first joined the group."

I was curious: "What's the problem?"

Ben Zina: "What does my group name mean?"

Hamo Mountain lustful fairy: "Haha! This is up to me, a professional, to explain it! Asuna, the so-called book is..."

Nase Izumi: "Shut up, too!"

Iron Fist of Love: "You are committing a crime by instilling this message in a child!"

Benzina: "That... I know what Benzi means, I just want to ask, why am I the name of this group? Who picked it? It's too rude! Shy.jpg"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Boss Ye Lian said before that the group name is chosen according to the characteristics of the chat group."

Hama Mountain Lust Immortal: "That's right! It's like me. I'm obviously the Miaomu Mountain Toad Immortal, but because Miaomu Mountain is actually Hama Mountain, and I'm really lustful, so I became such a thing."

Dagu made soup: "And me! It was Dagu who turned into light, but the chat group named him Cheng Dagu made soup!"

World Destroyer: "It seems that there is more than one victim..."

Rabbit: "Fortunately, my group name is still normal, I have lingering fears.jpg"

Iron Fist of Love: "If you put it this way, Asuna's group name seems to be really problematic."

Nase Izumi: "Leaving aside the book, where did Na come from? Asuna's name doesn't seem to have the word Na?"

Dark God of Destruction: "In the original destiny, the ID Asuna took when she entered the death game was called Asuna, so there was the word Na. As for the book... ahem, this chat group is very popular. Whatever it is, it’s more casual to name it, don’t worry too much about it.”

A retelling of Ye Liancao.

This topic is over.

After all, you can't tell Yuuki Asuna directly that you are actually the king of notebooks, and the number of notebooks has been ranked first all year round.

And before I traveled back then, I read a lot of your books, right?

If so.

Ye Lian's image in the minds of the group members was ruined.

After Yuuki Asuna, she will definitely be too shy to talk to herself!

Ben Zina: "Since Brother Ye Lian said so, then I won't argue with this casual chat group!"

I'm very curious: "Inexplicably, I feel that brother Ye Lian loves Asuna so much, pouting.jpg"

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "Haha! Ai Rujiang, you have fallen out of favor!"

I was very curious: "That's better than Uncle Jiraiya who has never been spoiled! Furious.jpg"

The lecherous fairy of Hama Mountain: "Who said I've never been spoiled before! Mr. Ye Lian, please be lucky~ wink.jpg"

Dark God of Destruction: "Go away!"

The Iron Fist of Love: "Hahaha! You're going to be deflated, Mr. Ye Lian told you to get together and go away round and round!"

Ben Zina: "Uncle Jiraiya has always been so naughty..."

World Destroyer: "No, even I, a newcomer who has just joined the group, know that he is not skinny, but cheap!"

Rabbit: "It's too cheap, at most it's owed."

The lustful fairy of Hamo Mountain: "Damn! This fairy is one of the best in the group after all, can you show me some respect and save me some face?"

Nase Izumi: "I lost face by myself."

Iron Fist of Love: "That's right! You're grown up, you're still like a child all day long, you're so skinny, don't you know how to be calm?"

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "What do you know, I have a childlike innocence!"

Dark God of Destruction: "There is such a thing as a childlike innocence in the ninja world?"

Hamo Mountain's lecherous fairy: "Hey! Mr. Ye Lian, I don't like what you said. The ninja world is not hell, why can't you have a childlike innocence?"

Diablo God of Destruction: "At such a young age, I won't talk about puppy love. During the war, most ninjas learned gymnastics at the age of 3, ninjutsu at the age of 5, and were able to kill people on the battlefield at the age of 8. Tell me, how can this be possible? What childlike innocence?"

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "Then...that was only a time of war! Now is a time of peace!"

Nase Izumi: "..."

Rabbit: "This explanation is so pale."

Iron Fist of Love: "Puppy love is understandable, after all, children nowadays are relatively precocious, but..."

The destroyer of the world: "I learned gymnastics at the age of 3, ninjutsu at the age of 5, and can go to the battlefield to kill people at the age of 8. I'm afraid I'm a freak!"

I'm curious: "Uncle Jiraiya's world is so scary! Scared.jpg"

Ben Zina: "Shivering.jpg"

The Lecherous Immortal of Hama Mountain: "..."

It was originally in Jiraiya's common sense.

During the war, it was normal for people to learn gymnastics at the age of 3, ninjutsu at the age of 5, and kill people on the battlefield at the age of 8.

Anyway, it's cannon fodder, strength doesn't matter.

Just use it to make up the numbers.

but now.

Ye Lian and the group members said so...

He suddenly felt that this seemed a little abnormal.

Or, is it too cruel to children?

"Could it be... my world is really sick?"

Frowning, Zilai also fell into deep thought.

......

(Sorry, my roommate who has been living with me, went back to my hometown this morning.)

(In the future, I will be alone and live alone, so my mood is a bit complicated and my mood is a little low.)

(The pace may be slower today.)

(Even a little heavy.)

(Also please forgive me.).

Chapter 20

God of Destruction: "Aside from going to the battlefield to kill at the age of 8, the age of puppy love in the ninja world is actually more exaggerated than you think."

Hamo Mountain's lecherous fairy: "Boss Ye Lian, I don't want you to discredit the ninja world like this! I learned gymnastics at the age of 3, ninjutsu at the age of 5, and killed people on the battlefield at the age of 8. I admit it, but what happened to the puppy love? "

Diablo God of Destruction: "Jiraiya, please don't talk, others, who can answer, how old is the puppy love you know?"

Iron Fist of Love: "Personally, I think it's around middle school. After all, most high school students nowadays are in love. I'm used to it, so I don't count it."

I was very curious: "Sister Jing's words are ambiguous! What do you mean most high school students fall in love, but I don't!"

Ben Zina: "Me too!"

Rabbit: "+1"

Iron Fist of Love: "So, the three of you belong to the small part outside the big part."

Nase Izumi: "Going to high school at the age of 16, that is to say, from the age of 13, it is considered a puppy love."

Diablo: "Female members think that starting from the age of 13 is a puppy love, what about you, Dagu, Wang Xiaoming, do you two agree with this point of view?"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "I agree."

The destroyer of the world: "It's a puppy love from the age of 13, there's nothing wrong with it."

Diablo God of Destruction: "Very well, it seems that it is unanimously approved. Then, I have a question, why is it considered puppy love in your cognition when you are 13 years old? Is it not counted before 13 years old?"

Ye Lian asked this tricky question.

Immediately, everyone was stunned.

After a long silence, they began to express their opinions one after another.

Nase Izumi: "Before the age of 13..."

Iron Fist of Love: "Boss Ye Lian, it's too exaggerated before the age of 13!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Yes, if it is said that children are children from the age of 13 to adulthood, then before the age of 13, wouldn't it be a placenta?"

The destroyer of the world: "It's impossible to fall in love from the womb!"

Ben Zina: "Brother Ye Lian really likes to joke."

I was curious: "Is it really just a joke?"

Rabbit: "I have a bad feeling..."

Dark God of Destruction: "It seems that you all think that it is impossible to fall in love before the age of 13, so next, @莎山物色仙人, Zilaiya, it's your turn to speak."

The Lecherous Immortal of Hama Mountain: "..."

I was also confused.

I speak?

What am I saying?

I have nothing to say!

Dark God of Destruction: "It seems that Lai Lai is too embarrassed to speak, so let me tell him. The age of puppy love in the ninja world is usually around 6 years old!"

Yes, 6 years old!

That's right, it's 6 years old!

In peacetime, the ninja school entered at the age of 6, and just after entering the school, Yamanaka Ino and Haruno Sakura, including a bunch of unknown girls, became crazy obsessed and pursued Uchiha Sasuke!

This horse riding is not puppy love.

What is it?

There is also the infatuated species of Uchiha Obito!

He was also young, and in the ninja school, he fell in love with his classmate Nohara Rin, and in the end he even became an enemy of the entire ninja world for her!

Create a world with Lin.

Although it is a meme.

But it's not nonsense!

Nase Izumi: "6-year-old puppy love..."

Iron Fist of Love: "Strange, shouldn't I be surprised? Why do you feel so emotionally flat?"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "It's probably because Uncle Jiraiya's world has brought too much shock, so he has become numb..."

I was very curious: "Another 8-year-old went to the battlefield to kill people, another 6-year-old puppy love, and the tradition of killing masters mentioned by Mr. Ye Lian... I suddenly want to say something."