I!Diablo, join the chat group

Ben Zina: "Is this just killing the protagonist?"

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "This operation, the fairy is convinced!"

Rabbit: "I've already bought the Ghoul Transformation Pill. I just ate it. After a while, I'll try the cake I've always wanted to eat and see what it tastes like."

I was very curious: "Great! Dong Xiangjiang, you finally don't have to eat people anymore!"

Iron Fist of Love: "The cake tastes really good!"

Ben Zina: "Everyone is happy~"

Dark God of Destruction: "Okay, Dong Xiang's problem is solved, next, it's time to talk about your problem, Hina."

Ben Zina: "My question?"

Diablo God of Destruction: "When you first joined the group, you said you were waiting for a game to be released, right? If I guessed correctly, that game is called Sao, and the full name is Sword Art Online."

Ben Zina: "As expected of Brother Ye Lian, that's right!"

Diablo: "Actually, that game is a death game developed by the designer Akihiko Kayaba. He tampered with the VR helmet. Once you enter the game, you will either pass the level or die."

Ben Zina: "Brain...brain dead?"

I'm curious: "The legendary game of death! Surprised.jpg"

Iron Fist of Love: "Ale, I thought Asuna was also in the everyday world, Cannian..."

Diablo God of Destruction: "There is nothing to be sad about. Leaving aside the game, Asuna's world is indeed a daily life, but there are a lot of people who like to make trouble."

Dark God of Destruction: "Back to the topic, Asuna, after knowing that it is a death game, do you still plan to play it?"

Ben Zina: "I..."

Diablo God of Destruction: "Don't rush to answer. Although sao is a death game, there are still advantages. In the original destiny, you saw a wonderful different world in the game, met interesting friends, and even finally , I also like to mention a boyfriend."

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "Is this the pinnacle of life through playing games?"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "But it's still a game of death, it's too dangerous!"

Worldbreaker: "Games? This reminds me of a certain pediatrician, Madonna is so annoying!"

Diablo God of Destruction: "Asuna, I have already explained the pros and cons clearly. We will not intervene whether you can enter the game or not. It depends on your personal choice."

Ben Zina: "I choose...".

Chapter 18

Ben Zina: "I choose not to enter!"

Ben Zina: "Also, I will contact my father, report this matter to the relevant department, thoroughly investigate the VR helmet, and end Kayaba Akihiko's evil death game!"

Yuuki Asuna said this without any hesitation.

It can be seen that the attitude is firm.

But this also made Ye Lian curious.

After all, I have told her the benefits of entering Sao, so is she not tempted at all?

Diablo: "Why?"

Ben Zina: "Everyone in the group is also my little friend! And they all come from different worlds. If you want to see the wonderful different world, why don't I go to your place!"

Ben Zina: "As for the boyfriend... I'm still young, I'm not in a hurry, I'm shy.jpg"

It's a pretty mediocre answer.

but......

Also.

Unexpectedly, it makes sense.

In a sense, the existence of chat groups has indeed completely replaced Sao, even surpassed it, and nothing less.

No wonder Asuna Yuuki didn't hesitate at all.

Hamo Mountain lustful fairy: "That's right, we are all your little friends! Besides, even if you want to find a boyfriend in the chat group, it's okay, let me understand?"

Ben Zina: "Can I refuse?"

I'm curious: "Uncle Ziraiya, shameless, dislike.jpg"

Iron Fist of Love: "Even if you're looking for a boyfriend, you're still looking for Mr. Ye Lian, you perverted old man!"

Hamo Mountain lecherous immortal: "Familiar with familiarity, I will sue you for slander if you talk like this! This immortal is indeed very lustful, but he is not old, let alone an old man!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "If I remember correctly, Uncle Jiraiya is over 50 years old, right?"

Destroyer of the world: "You are still not old in your 50s? You are tender with a hammer!"

Hamo Mountain lustful fairy: "Okay! Just think that I am over 50 years old! Then Ye Lian is over 137 billion years old, isn't he even older?"

Nasequan: "Boss Ye Lian is mature."

Rabbit: "Old and mature, there is an essential difference!"

The Lecherous Immortal of Hama Mountain: "You...you..."

Ji Lai also had a crooked nose.

Are you really going to lick hard?

Don't you know, lick the dog, lick the dog, until the end, you have nothing?

and many more......

It seems that he is also Ye Lian's loyal son-in-law?

Touching his thick double chin, Jiraiya also fell into deep thought.

Destroyer of the World: "By the way, the two newcomers to the group have been named, Mr. Ye Lian, I won't have any problems, right?"

God of Destruction: "Which knight's world are you in now?"

World Breaker: "The World of the Time King."

Diablo: "Oh, that's all right."

Now that Men Yashi has arrived in the world of the King of Time, his own DCD plot has come to an end.

In other words.

The beatings he deserved, he has already done.

Then there is nothing to say.

Take it away, next!

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Before I knew it, there were already nine people in our chat group."

Hamo Mountain lustful fairy: "Yes, from the first two people, to four people, then to six people, and now nine people, this fairy has grown up watching the chat group."

Nase Izumi: "It must be strong..."

Iron Fist of Love: "By the way, there were two and two people before, why did three people get in at once this time?"

I was very curious: "Sister Jing, the chat group is very casual, there is no rule at all~"

Dark God of Destruction: "I hope that one more person will come in quickly, so I can make up ten."

Rabbit: "Why?"

Ben Zina: "Does brother Ye Lian have obsessive-compulsive disorder?"

Destroyer of the world: "OCD is a minor disease, and it's really terrible to cure!"

Dark God of Destruction: "That's not true, it's just that when the chat group was full of five people, the daily sign-in and point mall functions were turned on, so, if I guessed correctly, this chat group should be every five members. new features will be unlocked.”

Nase Izumi: "It makes sense."

Iron Fist of Love: "Five people, ten people, 15 people, 20 people, and so on..."

I was very curious: "Since you don't have obsessive-compulsive disorder, why did brother Ye Lian rush to gather ten people and start new functions? I think the current functions are enough~"

Dark God of Destruction: "The new functions unlocked by ten people are most likely to release missions and travel through the world, and these two functions can quickly get a lot of points!"

What about the lecherous fairy of Hamo Mountain: "A lot of points? Is Ye Lian really short of points?"

God of Destruction: "That's right! I want to break through Noah's seal and leave the dimensional rift! For this, I need a lot of points!"

Hamo Mountain lustful fairy: "Hey~ I thought it was a big deal, it's just points, I can lend you!"

God of Destruction: "You can't afford it."

The lustful fairy of Hama Mountain: "???"

Iron Fist of Love: "Idiot! Use your pig brain to think! Ye Lian was sealed by Noah, and Noah's strength is extremely powerful. Therefore, the points required to break through the seal must be an astronomical number." !"

Destroyer of the world: "It may not be enough to sell you, because you are worthless."

Hamo Mountain lustful fairy: "Hey! I have a bad temper! Ye Lian, tell me how many points you need! I have more than 600 here, Dagu has more than 4000, and Dong Xiang has..."

Rabbit: "I changed my destiny and got 1w, but I bought a ghoul transformation pill, and now I don't have any, embarrassing.jpg"

Hamo Mountain's lecherous fairy: "Ahem, then Dagu and I barely add up to five thousand!"

Dagu boiled it into soup: "Yes, Mr. Ye Lian, just say if you need it, and Uncle Jilaiye and I will give you red envelopes right away!"

To be honest, five thousand points.

Can't even make up a fraction.

but......

how to say?

Although Jiraiya and Dagu's actions were naive, they were extremely heart-warming and moved Ye Lian in a different way.

After all, even the family property was taken out.

This is what they have in mind...

"It's really a group of cute guys. Perhaps, compared to doing tasks like the Space-Time Administration, this is the real meaning of the existence of the chat group?"

Ye Lian shook his head and smiled.

Don't want to hit them though.

However, there are some things that should be said or have to be said.

Diablo God of Destruction: "I appreciate your kindness, but...you really can't afford it, screenshot.jpg"

【Seal Breaker】

[Introduction: Group member Diablo God of Destruction is exclusively sold, limited to breaking through the seal set by Noah Ultimate and breaking away from the dimensional rift. 】

[Price: 1 million]

The Lecherous Immortal of Hama Mountain: "..."

Dagu boiled it into soup: "...".

Chapter 19

Lecherous Immortal of Hama Mountain: "It's hasty."

Dagu boiled it into soup: "1 million points, I'm afraid they sold me and Uncle Jiraiya, it's not worth the price..."

Iron Fist of Love: "That's why I said I was stupid when I came here, I didn't expect you to be stupid with Dagu, wipe your sweat.jpg"

The lustful fairy of Hamo Mountain: "There is no way to race! At least Dagu and I are willing to lend all our belongings to Mr. Ye Lian, how about you? You will only make sarcastic remarks here! Despise.jpg"

Iron Fist of Love: "Damn! No points for bullying my mother? If I have points, I don't even ask, just send red envelopes to Ye Lian!"

Nase Izumi: "Agreed!"

I was very curious: "Brother Ye Lian, Uncle Jiraiya bullied us as poor people with no points, pout.jpg"

Ben Zina: "Grievance Baba.jpg"