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Chapter 115 Chapter 111 The Hot Woman (Subscribe)

Concubine Song En could not help but look at her with a strange expression after hearing Jiang Huiyuan's words: "Are you losing your memory?"

"what?"

Concubine Song En sighed: "You will never forget how you mastered this ability, right?"

"You know?" Jiang Huiyuan asked hastily, "I drank broken pieces last night, do you remember?"

Song Enfei gritted her teeth and said, "How could I not know!"

As she spoke, she took off her hat and revealed a bright head: "You burned my hair, do you think I will forget?!"

"Oh shit!" Jiang Huiyuan looked at the bald head that suddenly appeared, and was startled, "This... I did it? No, no, no, right?"

Although she has been unhappy seeing Concubine Song's instant noodles for a long time, she is not brave enough to burn her hair.That was her reverse scale, and she would get beaten if she moved it.

Thinking about it, Jiang Huiyuan suddenly had a flash of inspiration: "Wait a minute! Could it be that my amnesia is not caused by drinking too much, but by you using physical amnesia?"

Concubine Song En said: "You are majestic, can my small arms and legs beat you to lose your memory?"

"Isn't it?" Jiang Huiyuan asked again, "Then tell me, how do I control my own power?"

Concubine Song Enfei paused, and then said a name: "Violet Evelyn."

"Oh, my God." Upon hearing this name, Jiang Huiyuan clutched the cushion and almost died on the spot.

Snolly El on the side also widened her eyes, looking shocked: "Hot woman!?"

Bernadette and Hewlett looked like they were watching a ghost movie, with horrified expressions.

"Here is she? Where is it!?"

"Is there still time? Run away!"

……

Concubine Song En comforted them: "Don't worry, she is not here."

"Not here?" Snolly Ayer breathed a sigh of relief when she heard the words, "Scared me."

The top two guys on the European list of natural and man-made disasters are still in shock.

"It's Chinese New Year, don't say such horrible things."

"We foreigners are also very superstitious, please don't mention this name."

Concubine Song En rolled her eyes: "You think I am willing? Why don't you blame this idiot zombie."

"Me? What's none of my business?" Jiang Huiyuan looked innocent, "Even if I, Jiang Huiyuan, were drunk, I wouldn't have anything to do with that guy."

Violet Evelyn, one of the eight murderers, was born in the European Baguette country. Unlike Snolly El, Jiang Yuanli and Jiang Huiyuan, she is an independent person without state affiliation or organized forces .

How would you rate Violet Evelyn?

Some people use beautiful, innocent, kind, optimistic and other words to describe her.

But those who really know her, such as Jiang Huiyuan, such as Snolly El, only have one "scourge" for her.

Because Violet Evelyn possesses the godhead of "Fortuna", the god of luck in Roman mythology.This god was later mixed with Tyche, the goddess of fate in Greek mythology.

These two goddesses have one thing in common, that is the random distribution of luck.In other words, they can not only bring you luck, but also give your luck to others.

The total amount of luck is constant, so whenever someone is lucky, someone must be unlucky.Even, she can make you lucky today, and bad luck tomorrow.

No matter how lucky you are, you will not live forever, but bad luck can easily take your life sometimes.

Therefore, Violet Evelyn is a scourge, this is the consensus shared by all those who understand her abilities.

Seeing her, the best choice is to run away, as far away as possible.Because she herself has no way to control this "randomness".

Among them, the one who suffered the most should be Snolly El.

"It was her who ruined the whole of Australia more than 100 years ago, and I am still responsible for it." He held his head and squatted on the ground. "No, I don't want to see that woman again!"

Concubine Song En looked at Jiang Huiyuan and said: "Since you have forgotten, I will help you recall the memories. Do you remember when we went to sea last night?"

"Remember! Speaking of going to sea, I remembered. What about the fishing boat? I even paid 20 yuan to him. You have to split this wallet with me." Jiang Huiyuan immediately remembered that she only had 7 yuan left. A WeChat wallet worth 2 cents and 9 cents, is this bad luck?

"Let's talk about that later," Song Enfei said, "You were the one who said you were going to hunt whales. After we took the boat out to sea, we didn't know where to go. We arrived at the Indian Ocean, and then we started fishing."

"Wait a minute," Jiang Huiyuan interrupted her suddenly, "Didn't you mean whaling? Why are you fishing again? Shouldn't whaling be done with a harpoon?"

"Don't interrupt me!" Concubine Song Enfei blushed, "We were drunk at the time, thinking that whales are also fish, so we might be able to catch them."

"The bait..." When she said this, Jiang Huiyuan suddenly remembered some scenes. It was Song Shuheng struggling, and then she and Song Enfei tied him up with grim smiles.

Concubine Song En ignored her and continued: "Then we successfully caught a whale."

"I can really catch it." Jiang Huiyuan guessed that Concubine Song Enfei must have used her own ability, otherwise no matter how tempting the bait was, it would be impossible to catch the whale with a fishing rod.

"But because the whale is too big, it smashed the boat immediately after catching it," Song Enfei said, "We had no choice but to climb on the back of the whale."

"Then the whale doesn't dive?" Hellett asked curiously.

Concubine Song En said: "I knocked it out, I'm used to cooking fish, I always knock it out first."

As expected of muscle strength, a big whale that can crush a fishing boat was knocked unconscious by her fist.

"What about your brother? He was eaten by a whale?" Jiang Huiyuan asked.

"Of course not," Song Enfei said, "He escaped from the whale's mouth by himself, and he also saved a person by the way."

"Sturdy enough." Jiang Huiyuan couldn't help giving Song Shuheng a compliment.It's not easy for this guy to live to such an age without being tormented to death by his sister.

Concubine Song Enfei had a sad expression on her face: "We were all drunk at the time, and we didn't even recognize who he saved. If we had stayed away then, we wouldn't have become like this."

"You mean, that kid fished Violet Evelyn out of the whale's stomach?" Jiang Huiyuan was taken aback when she heard that, "Damn! Why hasn't this kid been digested by the whale!"

No wonder they were able to catch a whale with a fishing rod, and that whale must have been cursed by Violet Evelyn.Looking at their torn fishing boats, it's likely to be that guy's fault.

"Then what happened later?" Jiang Huiyuan had a vague premonition.

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"You really don't remember anything?" Concubine Song Enfei looked at her suspiciously, "We were both drunk at the time and didn't recognize her. It was dark at the time. After she was rescued, she thanked us and said she would Repay us."

"Repay!" Snolly Al suddenly exclaimed, "My God, you won't accept it?!"

Violet Evelyn's reward is a sinkhole!

Jiang Huiyuan looked down at her hands: "I'm afraid it is."

After Song Enfei's reminder, she finally remembered what happened last night.

Both of them were in a state of drunkenness at the time, and Violet Evelyn said that she would repay them, so they just made a wish.

She can't remember the charter woman's wish. At that time, her own wish should be to no longer be afraid of the sun, and no longer need to rely on blood sucking.

Now, her wish has come true, but Jiang Huiyuan, who knows the truth, is not happy at all.

What Violet gave the two of them at that time should be the blessing of "May your wishes come true".But this blessing is not permanent, it may only last for a month, a week or a day.

Moreover, this luck can only be regarded as their overdraft, and it did not happen out of thin air.If they are lucky, someone must become unlucky, and this person is most likely to be themselves.After all, there is no one else in the vast sea.

Now think about the renter's hair, it was the instant noodle hair she regarded as her life, and it disappeared like this, maybe this is the price she has to pay.

"So what wish did you make?" Jiang Huiyuan asked curiously, "You actually sacrificed all your hair."

"What's none of your business!? You'd better think about how unlucky you will be later." The charter woman blushed.She would not tell Jiang Huiyuan, she wished that Jiang Huiyuan would not abandon her first partner just because she cooperated with others.

"I'm unlucky enough," Jiang Huiyuan said, "I just lost 20 yuan to the owner of the fishing boat, and my pockets are empty. The two of us are accomplices. You have to help me bear part of it."

"Didn't you say so earlier?" Song Enfei said, "I have spent all my money."

"Huh?" Jiang Huiyuan was dumbfounded, "You prodigal bitch, 20 yuan, where did you spend it?"

"Donated to the orphanage," Song Enfei said, "For Chinese New Year, I want the children to have new clothes to wear."

"Orphan...orphanage," Jiang Huiyuan's voice could not be heard, "but you don't want to donate all the money."

"I didn't donate all, and I still kept 2 yuan."

"What about the twenty thousand?"

"It's a membership card," Song Enfei said, "it's the hair salon at the foot of the mountain."

"Ouch," Jiang Huiyuan only felt a pain in the flesh, "You have a bald head, what kind of hair salon are you going to!"

Concubine Song Enfei kicked her on the hollow of her knee when she heard the words: "It's not all about you! My hair was still fine until yesterday! Why did you burn them! Why! Why!"

"Ah-ah--" Jiang Huiyuan fell to the floor and was kicked by her.At the same time, it also recalled the last scene last night.

After she made a wish that she would no longer need to suck blood, Violet Evelyn's ability took effect, and she completely controlled the power of this goddess.

Excited, she picked up Concubine Song En and flew into the sky.They cheered in the sky, letting the wind blow on their faces.

In the end, they passed through the clouds and enjoyed the movie-like beauty together under the big, round moon.

Maybe it was because of the atmosphere, the two just looked at each other, their eyes were covered with mist, and their lips moved closer and closer.

pat!

Concubine Song Enfei's mysterious button was skillfully unbuttoned by Jiang Huiyuan, but at this point she didn't care about it anymore, and the two continued to approach.

Just when they were about to touch each other, Jiang Huiyuan uttered "Oops", it turned out that Concubine Song Enfei's instant noodle pierced her eyes.

"Are you OK?"

"Damn it!" Jiang Huiyuan said in a temper tantrum with the help of alcohol, "I have tolerated you for a long time with this damn hair!"

After saying that, a ball of flame burst out, directly burning Concubine Song Enfei's hair completely.

Concubine Song En, who hadn't realized it at first, suddenly felt a chill on the top of her head, and only when she touched it did she realize that her hair was gone.

She didn't lose her temper when Jiang Huiyuan took off her underwear, but her expression suddenly changed: "Idiot-fool-zoom-corpse-go to death!"

She threw Jiang Huiyuan away with one punch, and even the indescribable thing that Jiang Huiyuan held tightly in her hand was torn away from her body.

Jiang Huiyuan turned into a shooting star and disappeared into the sky, while she returned to the shore as Yujian.

At that time, she was so drunk that she slept at home until just now.She was sleeping soundly when Jiang Huiyuan called her, so she hung up naturally.

"Wait a minute! Charter lady! Listen to me!" Realizing that she might need to suck blood in the future, Jiang Huiyuan immediately confessed, "In fact, the hair grows back very quickly, and the new hair is definitely better than before , you are still so young, there is no need to worry about going bald."

"Then what should I do now?" Concubine Song Enfei would not be so easily fooled by her, "How can I go out to meet people when it's Chinese New Year?!"

As she spoke, she continued kicking again.Jiang Huiyuan quickly hugged her thigh: "Charter woman! Think carefully! You don't need to go out to meet people at all! You are a housekeeper!"

"Huh?" Concubine Song En was stunned for a moment, "It seems... that's the case, why should I worry about meeting people? I don't have to go to pay New Year's greetings, and no one will come to give me New Year's greetings."

"That's right," Jiang Huiyuan took the opportunity to say, "So you have a lot of time to grow your hair."

Concubine Song En seemed to be convinced, and temporarily gave up her plan to beat Jiang Huiyuan.

At this moment, her cell phone rang suddenly.

"Hello? Who is it?...Ah? You want to come here! No, aren't you very busy? Uh, then...that's fine." Song Enfei hesitated and hung up the phone, then squatted down and grabbed her Jiang Huiyuan's neck, "You crow's mouth! Now someone is really coming to give me New Year's greetings!"

"It's not my fault!" Jiang Huiyuan cried out, "It must be Violet, it's all her fault!"

Concubine Song En is also helpless: "What should I do? They will arrive in a while, if I am found to be bald, then I will die!"

"Who are they?" Jiang Huiyuan asked vigilantly, "Male and female? What does it have to do with you?"

"What are you thinking?" Concubine Song Enfei said, "I used to be an instructor in the Beijing Military Region, and now a group of students I brought out before came to give me New Year's greetings. At that time, I always saw people as a devil instructor , when they see me with a bald head, the majestic image I have always had is gone.”

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"There's no need to panic," Jiang Huiyuan said, "It's okay, I still have the ultimate trick."

"What's the ultimate trick?" Concubine Song En is also in a hurry to go to the doctor, looking at Jiang Huiyuan with a glimmer of hope.