Tiannv Ba also wants to be a cartoonist

Chapter 113Chapter 109 Taoist priests should train their muscles! (seeking subscription)

New Year's Eve, you have to wear new clothes.Li Yunyan was out of town for the New Year alone, and wanted to create an atmosphere, so she bought a new dress.

I originally planned to buy a down jacket, but when I passed by a women's clothing store, I was inexplicably propelled by a strange force and walked in.

When she came out, she was holding such a skirt in her hand.He is also optimistic, since he bought it, let's wear it.

As a bigwig who has been immersed in women's clothing for more than a hundred years, Snolly El couldn't help but go up to Li Yunyan and said to him when she saw Li Yunyan holding a skirt: "Are you planning to wear this? To be honest, this is not suitable for you .”

"Huh?" Li Yunyan looked at the "Little Lolita" suspiciously, not understanding where this person came from, and why he said these words to himself.

Snolly El continued: "You are not tall enough, this skirt is too mature, although it is embellished with lace, it is not cute at all, but rather sexy, it is not suitable for you at all, like me Lah, look at this bow tie and this little star, I specially picked them out and embellished them."

"Oh——" Li Yunyan was confused, but she always felt very powerful.

During the words, he also roughly understood that Snolly El's real gender is actually ♂.

So the two returned to Li Yunyan's rental house and chatted all night long.

On the other side, Jiang Huiyuan and the others planned to look for Snolly El when they found out that she was lost.However, no one was found, but Xiaoguai and Tang Xiaotang who were recording videos on the street were met.

Tang Xiaotang is an up owner of station B. She wanted to give fans a benefit in the new year, so she pulled Xiaoguai to record a house dance together.She said that she wanted to debut with Xiaoguai under the name of "Syrup" group. She didn't just talk about it casually, but she also asked Xiaoguai's opinion. If she didn't want to show her face, she would play a mosaic in the later stage.

She was teaching Xiaoguai dance moves when she ran into two big sisters who were drunk.

"Eh? It's my little boy!"

"Really? Yeah! Really!"

"What are you guys doing, baby?"

"Oh, little friend Tang Xiaotang, you are so cute in new clothes for the New Year. This cat ear headband is really suitable for you."

……

Jiang Huiyuan took the opportunity to keep taking advantage of Xiaoguai's classmate. Little Lolita is indeed the most beautiful creature in the world.

When she learned that the two of them were going to dance, Jiang Huiyuan said with Jiu Jin: "Dancing? I am good at this! Now, I can no longer hide my identity as the Asian King of Dance! Come on, draw with me on the left." A dragon!"

She jumped up as she spoke, and the two children thought it was fun, so they jumped with her.While dancing, Jiang Huiyuan also sang to the soundtrack, and what she sang was naturally "Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss".

However, since it was a cappella and she was drunk, the song seemed a little weird.The key is her magical nature of dancing, the unrecognizable oiran step, the three circles to the left and the three circles to the right, Tang Xiaotang couldn't help but ask her if she could post it on station B after watching it.

After drinking, Jiang Huiyuan was full of pride, waved the cushion with her big hand and agreed: "Take it, and I will send one myself by the way."

She asked Tang Xiaotang to send the video to herself, and then uploaded it to Weibo without editing.At this time, she still didn't know that she would get the nickname of Asian Dance King.

After bidding farewell to Tang Xiaotang, Jiang Huiyuan and the Song family went to the zoo.Before leaving, she dropped her cell phone.

The three of them came to the zoo all the way, and it was already past 1 o'clock in the middle of the night.

At this time, there was no one in the zoo except for an old man on night shift, and the door was naturally closed.

"Old Qin, open the door for me." The drunk Jiang Huiyuan went up and knocked on the window.

In the end, the doorman looked confused: "My surname is not Qin? Are you going to the wrong door?"

"Isn't this Huaguo Mountain?"

"No, this is Putuo District, do you want to worship Avalokitesvara?"

"Is there a Guanyin?"

"No."

"..." Jiang Huiyuan and the uncle looked at each other for a while, then turned and left.

"I believe you, the old man is very bad. There is no Guanyin sister in Putuo? Why don't you say that there is no grape ancestor in Fangcun Mountain?"

At this time, Concubine Song En suddenly shouted with the strength of wine: "Where are the tigers? I want to kill ten!"

"Hey, my sister," Song Shuheng hurriedly pulled her, and said, "The tiger is here, follow me."

If this continues to make her howl in front of the zoo, eating jujube pills.He just wanted to take Song Enfei away.

As a result, when they came to the side of the zoo, Jiang Huiyuan suddenly said: "Charter, there is a wall here! This is too much! It's just provoking us. Do you think we can't beat you?"

"That's right," Song Enfei also nodded, "Look at it's still smiling there, stop looking down on people!"

As a result, the two women got up from the same spot and flew 720 degrees into the air. Concubine Song Enfei landed steadily in the zoo, while Jiang Huiyuan slammed her head against the wall.

"Oh——" Jiang Huiyuan rubbed her head and stood up in a daze.

Although the zombies with their strength sealed are still very strong, they can't jump over such a high wall all at once.It was the charter woman who jumped out again and carried her in.

"Oh, my sister, that's the wall, it can't talk." Although Song Shuheng was a little drunk, he still had some sense after all, and he quickly chased after it.

But just because he made a complaint, he found that he had lost track of the two of them.

Two drunks, Song Enfei and Jiang Huiyuan, hooked up and found Tiger Mountain. The tiger was sleeping at the moment, and Song Enfei said to it after jumping off, "Get up!"

The tiger just felt baffled, but suddenly saw someone jumping down, and instinctively rushed over.

But Concubine Song En stretched out her hands, resisting the tiger's weight of several hundred catties.

"Muscle is strength!" She roared, threw the tiger to the ground, and rode on it.

The tiger wanted to struggle, but Concubine Song En held his head tightly: "Say! Are you convinced?"

However, no matter how the tiger can speak, it can only whine a few times.

Concubine Song Enfei took this as a voice begging for mercy, and said to Jiang Huiyuan: "Ayuan, look at me! I am not fierce! Anyone who draws symbols and recites mantras is all evil, and Taoists should train their muscles!"

"The renter's beer!" Jiang Huiyuan was also drunk, took off her underwear, and put it on the renter's head, "I declare that you will be crowned king!"

"Go to hell!" Concubine Song Enfei punched her to the ground, then took off her underwear and threw her on the ground.

It just so happened that Song Shuheng found them at this time: "Sister, let's go, the security guards will be here soon!"

"Really? Go, go!" Concubine Song Enfei achieved her goal, and there was no need to stay here any longer.

She immediately pulled Jiang Huiyuan and ran all the way. She has lived for more than [-] years, and this is the first time "doing bad things". It is so exciting.

Chapter 114 Chapter 110

The three of them ran all the way. Originally, Song Shuheng planned to lead the two drunks back to Xiliang Women's Village, but Song Enfei stopped suddenly on the way.

"What's wrong?" Song Shuheng looked back at his sister.

Seeing her staring blankly in another direction, Song Shuheng's heart skipped a beat when he saw her expression.

Following her gaze, I saw a fishing boat docked by the harbour.It's a big New Year's Eve, and the fishermen have also come back to celebrate the New Year with their families.

"Sister, what do you want to do?"

Song Enfei said very seriously: "I don't think beating a tiger can reflect my muscles."

"Yes!" Jiang Huiyuan, who was drunk, also booed from the side, "What are tigers? Whales are the biggest!"

"Okay!" Song Enfei clapped her hands, "That's it, let's go to sea! Whaling!"

"Sister, are you kidding me!" Song Shuheng's eyes widened, and he was dumbfounded.

But when Concubine Song Enfei dragged him to the boat by his collar, he finally understood that none of this was fake.

Neither Concubine Song Enfei nor Jiang Huiyuan knew how to sail a boat, so Concubine Song Enfei simply took out a self-made talisman and stuck it on the stern of the boat: "Chong Duck! Magical Amulet!"

puff--

The fishing boat rushed out of the harbour.

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When Jiang Huiyuan and Snolly El rushed to the coast, they found that so many people had gathered because of the loss of the fishing boat. A dark-skinned middle-aged man stood there with a dejected expression, and there were several people beside him. A policeman is investigating the scene.

Coincidentally, Cen Qianshan was also there.

When he saw Jiang Huiyuan coming, he was obviously very shocked: "Teacher... why are you here?" After all, it is a modern society. He has watched the changes of the times all the way, and he naturally understands that he can no longer salute casually like before in a large crowd. .

Of course Jiang Huiyuan doesn't care about these things, now that the seal has been lifted, she doesn't have much to worry about.

"Oh, I'm just passing by to take a look." Of course, she couldn't say that she just wanted to come back and see what happened to her crime scene.

Cen Qianshan suddenly caught a glimpse of Snolly Ayer again, and hurriedly whispered: "Master Ai'er is here too, I'm not far away to welcome you."

Snolly Ayer didn't care about these, he asked, "What's going on here?"

"A fisherman's boat was stolen..." Cen Qianshan led the three of them to a place where there were few people, reporting one by one.

Jiang Huiyuan asked: "Aren't you a criminal police officer? You still care about stealing things?"

Cen Qianshan sighed: "It's Chinese New Year, the police force is inevitably insufficient, and there seems to be rumors that terrorists are coming to Qin Naguo recently, so the superiors sent us to take a look at every detail."

"Terrorist..." Jiang Huiyuan showed an embarrassed expression, "Okay, don't make a fuss, who would dare to come to Xiakong City to make troubles with me? I think it was just a small accident, and it was not easy for him. Give him some Let him go home for the New Year with the money."

Reminiscent of the deck where she was lying on when she woke up this morning, Jiang Huiyuan guessed that the fishing boat would never come back, but seeing that the fisherman looked like a hard worker, he still had to pay for it.

"Master!?" Cen Qianshan didn't expect things to develop in such a way, and hurriedly said, "How, how did this happen? Let's just give this small amount of money."

"What's wrong with looking down on me?" Jiang Huiyuan was unhappy, "I'm also a well-known cartoonist, and I'm not short of money!"

Now that she is rich, her back is much straighter.

"Then... good." Cen Qianshan would not disobey Jiang Huiyuan, she said, so he did.

So he went back to find the fisherman and told him, "It is estimated that this boat will be hard to get back. There are kind-hearted people who are willing to help you because of your pity." Then he asked Jiang Huiyuan for his account number and the price of the boat.

In the end, the fisherman got the money and went home in a daze, so no case was filed.The spectators dispersed when they saw that there was no show, and the police only left Cen Qianshan alone, while Jiang Huiyuan looked at the balance on her mobile phone distressedly.

【Mom, why is a broken boat so expensive? 20 is gone. 】She felt that the fisherman must have tricked her, but she had already pretended to be a rich man before, so she couldn't bargain at this juncture.

"Master," at this time, Cen Qianshan approached again, "Happy New Year, we all want to wish you a New Year, but without your permission, we dare not come easily."

"Which door are you going to?" Jiang Huiyuan was feeling distressed about money. "It's rare to celebrate the New Year. Wouldn't it be good to stay at home comfortably? If you have to go out and make troubles, are you going to celebrate the New Year or cross the catastrophe?"

"Yes, yes, what you said is true." Cen Qianshan dared to say no.

"Okay, okay, go back if you have nothing to do," Jiang Huiyuan waved her hand, "I'm going back to rest."

"Yes."

Cen Qianshan went back, and Jiang Huiyuan and the others also returned to Xiliang Nuzhuang.

Xiaoguai has already returned at this time, and Tang Xiaotang's family is going out to pay New Year's greetings, so of course she can't go with her.

Bernadette was there too.

Hellite immediately asked her: "What happened to you yesterday? How can you be there alone? Don't you know that he will get lost?"

Bernadette said: "At that time, I found that there were two thieves following us. I thought it was against the adults, so I went back to solve it. I didn't expect those two guys to have some tricks. Later, they called for help and wasted money." It's been a while."

"What about your mobile phone? I don't answer your calls."

"The phone was broken," Bernadette spread her hands, "You still talk about me, you can't ask the butler to bring the wine over, you have to go there yourself, if you are here, there is no need for me to leave the adult's side."

"So it's all my fault?"

"Don't blame who you blame?"

Seeing that the two of them were arguing endlessly, Jiang Huiyuan quickly stopped her and said, "Okay, okay, are you two parents of children? I don't blame you for not being optimistic about him. In case something happens, the surname Jiang I'm sure you two will be the first ones."

The two looked at each other and thought to themselves, isn't your surname Jiang?

"Call me?" Xiaoguai suddenly came over and asked.

"Uh, no," Jiang Huiyuan couldn't be serious after being interrupted by her, "Huh? Why is there a sound in the kitchen?"

She followed the sound and walked over, only to see a person cooking vegetables standing in the kitchen.

"Who are you!" She looked at the man's back in surprise, "Why are you wearing the renter's clothes?"

She was sure that this person was not Concubine Song En, because she didn't have instant noodle hair, but a knitted hat.

As a result, the man turned around and looked at her: "Is there something wrong with my clothes?"

"What!?" Jiang Huiyuan was taken aback, she had made a mistake, this person was actually a charter woman.

"Where's your hair?"

Concubine Song Enfei's originally bad face became more gloomy now: "You still have the guts to ask? Jiang Huiyuan, let me tell you, your blood bag is gone this week!"

"What's none of my business?" Jiang Huiyuan looked confused, "But it doesn't matter, anyway, I can control my own power now, and I don't need to suck blood at all. There is nothing to be afraid of."