I, the black light virus, 100 million in the harem

"Yes, Master Liver Macrophage."

The so-called "hepatic sinusoid" is the cavity between adjacent liver plates, a special kind of capillary.Because of the upcoming performance, the stage was drawn with a translucent curtain.

In the backlight, the graceful figure of the dancer is outlined, and the concave and convex shadows hit the curtain.The body of the senior red blood cell was lying on the stage, just as a coffin.Hepatic macrophage unraveled the veil of mystery, no one can get a glimpse of the true face.

"Brother Cell, let me teach you a lesson."

— about devouring.

"boom!"

Doll collapsed.

The shadow of the beauty turned into a distorted monster and became a boss named "Dancing Girl".Just like Medusa in mythology, it stretches out irregular pseudopods, shaped like tentacles.Red blood cells are wrapped in it, and ink splashes.Bloody scenes can be imagined.

"Ahhh!"

"It's... monster, run!"

All the red blood cells present were scared out of their wits and fled in all directions.

Miss Hepatocytes put it beautifully.Just now they were talking and laughing happily with the young lady, but they didn't realize that this was a "black shop".The red blood cells are all made into human meat buns!

Hepatic macrophages opened the curtain, lightly moved lotus steps, and stepped off the stage.There was not a trace of blood on the corner of her mouth, and her expression was as usual.The stage was empty.

"My sister and I are different. There is no requirement for cooking techniques, it is relatively simple and rough."

They played the role of vultures - sky burial!

This is the real body of macrophages, life like amoebas.

Ye Shenyue's expression was complicated.Thinking that the thigh I touched just now could become a "pseudopod" made me feel bad.

Inexplicably, the macrophages that recognized me as my younger brother may have realized this long ago.

We are of the same kind.

Some cells in the human body stubbornly retain the same ability to change shape freely as their single-celled ancestors.In ancient times, they assumed almost all responsibilities except intestinal and epidermal cells, and kept vigorously dividing.

During the breeding season, they even differentiate to produce temporary reproductive organs.Once pathogens invade, these amebocytes will transform into fighters and eat foreign pathogens.

The nature of animals is to "devour".

Macrophages and neutrophils that exist in the body today faithfully perform the ancient duty of phagocytosis of pathogens that has lasted for 6 million years.

These porters are also the precursors of red blood cells, swallowing packaged nutrient particles from the intestinal endoderm, and then crawling to the epidermal cells to transport nutrients to the ectoderm cells.Before the birth of blood, the most primitive "circulatory system" was just a few deformed cells crawling around.

They are phagocytes.The ancestor of blood cells, the Almighty God!

Death is not the end.

Aging and dead red blood cells will be phagocytized and decomposed by macrophages and turned into nutrients for the human body.Reassemble the production in the cell factory and get a new life.

It's just that, for the life cycle of a cell, it's too cruel.

Ye Shenyue hugged the girl, silently comforting her.Red blood cells can best empathize with the sight in front of them.

Thinking that Sister Hong would also die, Ye Shen felt a little worried: the lifespan of a single red blood cell...

AE3803 murmured: "Since just now, Miss Hepatocyte has an urge to get close. It feels nostalgic, as if returning to my hometown."

When humans are still fetuses, the liver is the main blood-forming organ, and it is replaced by bone marrow when they grow up.

The red-haired girl turned her head and said with a slight smile, "It's okay, Cell Bacteria. I have already expected my own ending. Even if there are only a hundred days left in the cell life, I want to talk to you about a vigorous in love."

One hundred days of lovers.

"Ah."

Ye Shenyue made up her mind.Never lose anyone again.If it's a blacklight virus, maybe there's a way to make cells immortal!

"Well, I want to go to the bathroom." The red blood cells twitched for a while.

Handsome but three seconds.

The water from alcohol metabolism may also be frightened by this dark funeral.The liver is the organ that mainly produces urea, which is the most luxurious public toilet in the human body.

Ye Shen said with interest: "I will accompany you."

It's normal to go to the bathroom with your girlfriend, my boyfriend is MAX.

"Together."

The red-haired girl tugged at the corner of his clothes, with a look of anticipation in her eyes.This scene seems familiar.

"what?"

Chapter 046 The White Blood Cell Defeat Punishment

The most romantic thing I can think of is to date you in the liver.

The most luxurious bathroom for the human body, there is no toilet water that can be drunk directly, but it is indeed very clean.Just like that, Ye Shenyue knocked AE3803 on the wall in the private room.

"Cell... cell bacteria?" The girl's cheeks were hot.

"Don't pant when you speak." The corners of Ye Shen's mouth turned up, "Now you know you're afraid? I'm holding back a fire, and I need the water decomposed from the ethanol in your body to extinguish it."

Maybe, this is the romance of chemistry.

"I really can't help you. If you like playing zipper so much, I'll let you play to your heart's content."

The red-haired girl's eyes were blurred, and she responded to her lover's kiss.

In this luxurious liver city, the two hid in a corner where no one was around, loving each other.From first base, second base to third base, even the protractor is not accurate, only a little distance.

Ye Shen bit his tongue and his eyes became clear again.The girl closed her eyes, waiting for the painful moment of being infected by the virus, but the lover stopped.

"Cell bacteria?"

Ye Shen said softly: "It's not suitable here, I want to give you a better memory."

"Ok!"

The red-haired girl covered her mouth with tears in her eyes.Just because they witnessed the aging and death of a conscientious red blood cell, they cherish life and love even more.

"But, can't you bite your own tongue? It hurts." The red blood cell wanted to cry but had no tears.

It was so painful that I shed tears.

Ye Shen teased, "Who is it that sticks out its tongue like a hot dog in summer?"

"You're the puppy!"

There is no denying the hotness.

"Lick it and it won't hurt."

"Ah, it's true...it's not right, you just want to cheat for a kiss!"

After dating, the two learned a lot from each other.

This is how AE3803 took care of Ye Shen when he lost his right hand.This is not a superfluous problem of filling and releasing water in the pool while elementary school mathematics.

For the first time, girls know that boys don't use plant fibers—if viruses can be metabolized.The red blood cells frantically tried to clean it up for him, which turned out to be very strange.In the days when you live with your boyfriend, the wastebasket may be filled with crumpled toilet paper.

Taking a bath together in the dormitory, Ye Shenyue knew that the red blood cells would also metabolize while standing up, satisfying the girl's long-standing wish.

This time it is the return gift of the black light virus.This is the first time I know that the cells of a beautiful girl can also use no plant fibers, and rely on shaking like a rude boy.It's cute even if it doesn't care about hygiene.

I used to wonder what the zipper on the front of women's jeans was for.It turns out that having a boyfriend is useful.The main reason is that it is easy to put on and take off, and can also outline beautiful curves. The low-waisted hot pants add a touch of sexiness.

"I don't need you to help me clean up, get out!"

The shy red blood cell pushed Ye Shen to the door.The phospholipid bilayer was released first.

The liver cells were actually my own.

"Didn't you say you want to be together?" Ye Shen asked knowingly.

Cleaning each other's rain-wet feathers like loving birds, the cutest height difference.Not just height, but based on the different habits of men and women, there are also differences in standing and squatting postures.

After playing around, there was a sudden commotion outside.

"You wait outside."

This familiar female voice is Miss Santo!Ye Shenyue and the red blood cell looked at each other, and quickly fell silent.

"Yes, Miss Hepatocyte." A girl said, "We won't let any fans or suspicious elements get close!"

"Click-clack-"

The high heels stepped on the ground, making a crisp sound.Someone wanted to open the door, only to find that the room was locked from the inside.

"Hey, is there anyone in there?"

The girl hurriedly said, "It's me, Miss Hepatocyte."

"Ah, it's the red girl, I'm sorry."

The owner of the voice seemed to hesitate for a moment.The door of the compartment opened, and then there were all kinds of noises.No matter how beautiful the dress is, it is very inconvenient.

This is not good.

When the drums of the nightclub sounded, the red blood cells carefully covered the sound with flushing water.Her face was flushed, and she gave Ye Shen a reproachful look, as if saying, "Don't listen!"

The beautiful girl cells will be shy when they hear the molecular thermal movement of H20.

A melody reverberated in Ye Shen's mind: "Super Idol's smile is not as sweet as yours... I love you who love 105 degrees, dripping pure distilled water... Boom~"

No, it should be around 37 degrees, the enzyme activity in the human body is the strongest, and the enzymatic reaction speed is the fastest.This time it's temperature not angle.

The red-haired girl was concerned: "Miss Hepatocyte, is your health better?"

"Old problem, thank you for your concern."

It turned out that the girls would chat in the cubicle.

Only a wall away, Ye Shenyue didn't want to push the red blood cells against the door, making her try to hide the existence of a boy.Not daring to take a breath, only showing a shy expression.

It's no wonder what happens in the bathroom of a nightclub.In my impression, the plot caused by this scene is very problematic.

Forget about committing a crime.Miss Santo's personal guards are guarding the door, it is really hard to fly.

By the way, I have [wandering] white blood cells!

With a thought, Ye Shen plunged into the partition.Before he could escape, he was dragged back by the red blood cells.

"It's not here! Are you going to throw yourself into the trap?"

Ah, wrong way.

The liver cell turned its head, and a strand of hair just disappeared.For some reason, I had the illusion of being watched by someone.

She wondered, "Miss Hong, who are you talking to?"

"Nothing!" Red Blood Cell quickly covered his mouth.

Ye Shenyue came out through the wall, breaking into a cold sweat.When he walked around the door, a group of beautiful guards cast their eyes on him.

"Waiters are waiting, don't come near!"

Ye Shen swears: Is this the pomp of "Super Idol"?Sorry, you didn't hold anything.

It almost turned into a black light virus that took advantage of the situation and forcibly infected liver cells.

Ye Shen shook his head, put aside the beautiful picture in his mind, and froze on the liver cells at 75 degrees.Now is not the time to study tuna.

"Watch~"

Ye Shenyue was walking in a deserted alley when she suddenly felt a line of sight.He looked down, and the manhole cover was opened with a "bang".The white-haired girl poked her head like a gopher, as if it had turned into a cartoon face.

"Miss Bai?"

"it's me."

1196 leaped up and landed in a posture of kneeling on one knee, with a heroic posture. With a bang, the manhole cover flew out.

The girl said nonchalantly, "I'm here to confirm the condition of the liver, so as not to develop hepatitis..."

"When did you come?"

"You hug left and right in nightclubs, hide in the liver WC cubicle to have a tryst with your girlfriend, and sneak into your girlfriend when your liver cells are unaware..."

Ye Shenyue quickly covered Sister Bai's mouth, and said in a low voice, "That was an accident. How long have you been hiding and peeping? The [wandering] of white blood cells is not for you to sneak into the women's toilet!"

Wait, I don't seem to be qualified to say anything about others.