I, the black light virus, 100 million in the harem

In an open Western society, it is normal for a family to go to a strip show.In an extremely conservative human body, this is something unthinkable.

Just like that, Ye Shenyue comfortably hugged the red-haired girl to watch the young lady dance.Although there is nothing to watch and the scale is small, the dance full of exotic styles is really beautiful.

This time, it was true that there must be fire if there is a ditch, and the anger was aroused.

"Don't worry, no one looks as good as you."

Ye Shenyue used actions to prove that she only likes Miss Hong, hiding in the corner of the nightclub and hitting third base, sour and sweet.

The girl was shy: Stupid cell bacteria, don't play with my zipper!

"Mr. Cell..."

The liver cells hesitated to speak.Although you can't see the position of the hands, you can tell by the way the two are intimate.It is also not allowed to do some prohibited things in her territory.

However, the status of this guest is too noble, so he can only turn a blind eye.

At the end of the song, hepatic macrophages stepped down from the stage.The dancer was sweating profusely, and her chest heaved.She didn't respond to the applauding audience, and walked straight to Yagami's side.

"Miss Hepatocyte." The dancer bowed slightly.

The liver cells praised: "You dance very well."

Even girls fall for it.

Liver Macrophage nodded expressionlessly, then looked at the black-haired youth.What doesn't match the fiery dance is the indifferent personality of Liver Macrophage.

"Brother Cell, am I not good at dancing? From the moment you entered the store, you seemed very disinterested..."

"No, you dance very well."

Ye Shenyue was having a hot fight with her little girlfriend, so she was naturally absent-minded.

No matter how beautiful the young lady is, it is impossible to stare at her in front of her girlfriend.Otherwise, wouldn't it be a somatosensory game?

On the other hand, red blood cells can also be used to press up, so as not to show timidity in front of Miss Hepatocytes.

"My lord sister recognizes you as a younger brother, but I don't admit it." Hepatic macrophage said flatly, "I haven't heard of any phagocytes messing around with red blood cells. I want to hear what you have to say."

After finishing speaking, the sweaty beauty from the Western Regions sat on the other side of Ye Shen, and a gust of fragrant wind rushed towards her face.

"Hey?"

The black-haired young man hugged the red-haired girl in his arms, accompanied by the proprietress and the dancer, leading a happy life of "hugging left and right".

I, the black light virus, cannot be the winner in life (personal)!

For a while, Ye Shenyue was a woman... no, it was a dilemma.

"Cell bacteria."

Sister Hong raised her head, blinked her eyes, and wanted to hear his evaluation.

It would be terrible to criticize another beautiful woman in front of his girlfriend, not to mention that this dancer is the "second sister" in name, so it is not easy to offend.If it reaches the ears of Sister Daphage... it will be hatched.

Ye Shenyue doesn't know how to dance.His cognition is limited to the dance area of ​​station B, and the inner version of MMD at station I (watching the paper man's wife dancing).

When he wanted to comment on the dancers in the Neon Kingdom, he only remembered what some writers in Japan had seen and heard.

Ye Shen pondered: "Have you heard of tuna at 75 degrees?"

Chapter 045 Dancer, the true face of liver macrophage

"No, I don't sell tuna in my store." Hepatocyte said confused.

In the memory of the earth, a female writer once wrote: "The thing that surprises and puzzles me the most is that every dance has a link, that is, the dancer runs to the round turntable at the front of the stage and lies on his side on the ground," Open your thighs with a slap, and your legs are at 75 degrees..."

"The turntable rotates in a circle to ensure that the audience can see it from every angle, like a piece of top-quality tuna accepting the review and praise of diners..."

My job is a protractor, and my hobby is writing books. It is called the reproductive worship in island culture.

Who is not an LSP?

Ye Shenyue has never been to the Fengyue place, and has seen paper people dancing.He still has a say in the correct use of steel pipes.

Seeing them humbly asking for advice, Ye Shen "raised chestnuts" in a subtle way, which changed the expression of the liver macrophage.

"Our store is regular. I'm not the kind of woman with wide legs, and I can never flatter you. 75 degrees or something, do you think I'm a compass? Besides, work uniforms... are inconvenient."

The dancer from the Western Regions raised her legs and sat as gracefully as a liver cell, in order to protect herself.

You know, there is no underwear in this world.Even if it is a performance for all ages, it will become unsound, right?

Only then did Ye Shenyue realize her slip of the tongue.

In my impression, the liver macrophage upper body in the "Working Cell Black" comic is very cheap.The animation is added cloth by the river crab mythical beast.

He also thought that this place was also a land of smoke and willows, which undoubtedly insulted Cell's personality.This is the difference between "upstream" and "downstream".

"Sister Liver, I didn't mean that. Because you are as beautiful as an oiran..."

The dancer said calmly: "It doesn't matter. It seems that you really know something about stage art. I don't blame you. By the way, what is an oiran?"

Ye Shenyue: "..."

"The top card of selling art but not selling oneself", if you say this, you will have no emotional intelligence.

After going through this little episode, the young lady's favorability is probably going to drop to freezing point.However, Ye Shen only cares about his girlfriend's opinion, not the woman he met by chance.

"Cell bacteria, H." The red blood cell complained, "So you like this tone. If you like measuring angles so much, I will let you measure it when you get home."

"You told me to say it." Ye Shen's heart skipped a beat.

Because of her upside-down sleeping position, every morning when she wakes up, she becomes Sister Hong's protractor.

The liver cell chuckled: "You two are really interesting."

The young couple was a little embarrassed.

It's also normal to have bold conversations at nightclubs.Facing the approachable Miss Hepatocyte and the titular second sister, Ye Shenyue opened up and offered some serious suggestions.

"'Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss', Butterfly Walk..." Hepatocytes were stunned when they heard that.

The hepatic macrophage was thoughtful.She is keenly aware that the house dance described by this cheap brother in a few words is not simple, and has the potential to become a big hit in the human body world.

How much stuff is in this man's head?

Ye Shen thought about it: "Since we want to decompress the cells, maid cafes and pet cafes are also very interesting..."

Suddenly it became a simulated business game, with a liver on the plate, and a dimensionality reduction attack on the human body with the earth's culture.

In this boring world without dirty jokes, topless coffee shops, women's body restaurants...don't even think about it.It's time to learn a lesson, it's too tasteless to speak in front of solemn women.

Miss Santo's eyes lit up, and she immediately realized the business opportunity with her mind.Later, every time Ye Shenyue said an idea, she wrote it down in a small notebook.

This phagocyte is really good at "eating".

What was supposed to be just small talk suddenly turned into a business discussion.The liver cell's impression of "75 degrees" disappeared, and it was still unfinished when I closed the book.

Listening to what you say is better than reading... half a word.

"As expected of the younger brother of Lord Juju, he really has unique views. With your guidance, Liver City will definitely flourish." Liver Cell said earnestly, "I don't know where the young master is? If you don't mind, come and talk to your Liver City." Big Sister, help me together..."

After graduation, macrophages will be distributed to various organs of the human body.

The red blood cells couldn't speak, and I felt dizzy.I can't understand what they're saying, but I think it's awesome.She looked at her little boyfriend adoringly, feeling very honored.

"What kind of son am I?"

Night God shook his head, smiled and looked at the red-haired girl.

"Just accompany her to deliver the courier."

Because Sister Hong is always lost, and has a physique that easily attracts weird people, people can't let it go.

"This is really..."

Miss Santo was too surprised to speak.Are there really such phagocytic cells in the world, who are obviously excellent but are willing to be ordinary red blood cells?

For a moment, the liver cells began to envy the doting eyes of the black-haired young man, which she had never relied on.

Liver Macrophage was also thoughtful.

Since she is the younger brother recognized by her elder sister, will she agree to this marriage?How can the long-lost phagocytic cells fall in love with red blood cells?

"Cytobacter, what I said just now scored very high in my heart."

The red-haired girl burst into tears, then smiled.She turned around in Ye Shen's arms, put her arms around her lover's neck, and summoned up the courage to offer a kiss.

"...a reward for you."

A sour smell of love made the "accompanying girls" on the left and right restless.After pushing the cups and changing the cups, they inadvertently narrowed the distance.

Ye Shenyue could feel the pressure from the "left and right arms", which are hepatoglobulin and macrophage globules, mixed with different body fragrances.He carefully opened the distance, and there was no way to retreat.

The black-haired young man stretched out his hands and placed them on his girlfriend's lap naturally, diverting his attention.I don't know when the fragrant sweat oozes out.

The strange thing is, it feels better than before, even the short skirt that reaches the thighs... wait, why is it a skirt? !

Ye Shen turned his head and met the deadly eyes of the liver macrophage, as if to say, "Have you touched enough, have you started to measure the angle?"

"cough!"

The liver cells were overwhelmed with alcohol, and a faint blush appeared on his face.She raised Erlang's legs at a different angle, just to drive away a mischievous hand.As a result, it got tighter.

When will I find out that I have also admitted the wrong person here.As the proprietress, even if she loves talents, she can't betray her looks.

"Mr. Cell, don't you need to think about it again?"

Ye Shenyue still wondered why Sister Hong became sinking.It feels fleshy.

"Everyone has their own aspirations."

That's the end of the bar scene.

Ye Shen suppressed his smile, and said meaningfully: "Or, Miss Liver Cell wants to pull me into the LDL tissue? The man behind the dumping of bad cholesterol into the blood vessels, making red blood cell delivery more and more difficult, is you, right? "

See the picture poorly.

This is the information that Ye Shenyue got from Xue Xiaoshuan.The liver flushes out "bad" cholesterol (LDL-C), which deposits in blood vessel walls.Once it is defeated, it will form a blood clot, and it is a professional match with a bad loli.

Liver cells are not as bright and bright as they look, and they also have a dark side.Every cell litters and just makes things worse and worse for the blood vessels.

"What?" The red blood cell was stunned.

Takeaway cells get trapped in the (human) system.It turned out that the problem was the liver.

Could it be that in order to lose weight and keep in shape, Miss Hepatocytes has increased the burden on the human body by all means?

"I……"

The liver cells turned pale.Fragrant sweat oozes from her forehead, her whole body is crumbling, and her physical condition seems to be not very good.

"Miss, it's time for you to rest." There was a hint of worry in the eyes of the liver macrophage.

"It's okay." Hepatocyte waved his hand, "I'm sorry, about this matter... I will let the people below investigate and give you an explanation. I will excuse you a little bit now."

Even though she was sick, the lady of the city lord still did not lose her demeanor.

Ye Shenyue looked at the unfinished task, nodded and said, "I understand."

With the help of the maid, the liver cell got up.Before parting, she paused and said, "Mr. Cell, thank you. I had a great drink today."

This woman seems to have other concerns.

Ye Shen watched her leave and looked down.Water stains remained on the sofa in the shape of a peach.The liver cells were sweating profusely, even his hands were wet.

Delicious... Hey, why did you leave a five-fingerprint free?

Liver macrophage said calmly: "Miss is really strong and hardworking. Mr. Cell, you must have misunderstood something."

"Maybe."

At this time, a riot broke out in the bar.

"senior?!"

Among the crowd, an old red blood cell closed his eyes and smiled, as if he was sleeping peacefully on the sofa.The princess who was chatting couldn't bear to wake up.

Ye Shenyue and Red Blood Cell squeezed into the crowd, as if they saw the shadow of AD6614.

"already dead."

"He died at the end of his life. After working all his life, he was finally relieved. He passed away peacefully without any pain."

The dancers, who seemed powerless, came out more and more, and told the maid: "Take him to the liver blood sinus, and I will hold the funeral."