Chang Fei clicked his tongue and shook his head, "No, your answer is one-sided. If I'm not mistaken, a more general term is... body shape!"
"Ah..." Chu Baicai was awakened by Changfei's words, and the figure of the head catcher he was familiar with immediately appeared in his mind.
"Our eyes may be attracted by the breasts or the butt at the first glance, but from the second glance, the eyes will look down the chest, first the waist, then the buttocks, and then the legs! Then look at the whole body , the last is the crucial face! This is the most important point for us to be attracted to women! You have to remember clearly!"
"I understand, Master!" Chu Baicai nodded solemnly, and subconsciously changed her address to Chang Fei.
Chang Fei was very satisfied with his serious attitude towards studying, nodded, and pointed at him, "But look at yourself now! You only have breasts, what else is missing!"
"I... lack a thin waist and a good butt!" Chu Baicai thought about it seriously, and suddenly realized, he stretched out his hand to pinch the waist that couldn't be pinched at all, and took a deep breath.
Chang Fei looked at him regretfully, "Yes, these are two crucial points, but you didn't, you trained yourself too hard, with such a figure, others can tell that you are not a woman at a glance!"
"Then... what should I do?" After realizing what his problem was, Chu Baicai immediately asked Chang Fei for advice humbly.
"Now there are only non-solutions." Chang Fei sighed and looked at this serious student with sympathy.
"What way?" Chu Baicai immediately asked.
"Wrap!" Chang Fei calmly said a word, stretched out his hand from behind, and at some point, there was already a long silk in his hand.
Seeing the long and thin silk, Chu Baicai's face suddenly changed.
He lowered his head and glanced at his waist, thinking that Catcher would soon be participating in Xiao Xingrui's martial arts contest to recruit relatives, so he was heartbroken, opened his hands, and shouted resolutely: "Come on!"
Chang Fei looked at his appearance and nodded vigorously, "Don't worry! Your sacrifice will never be in vain!"
As he said that, he had already tightly wrapped the belt in his hand around the opponent's waist, and he heard Chu Baicai gasp again and again. Such a special method clearly intended to suffocate him directly!
But he still endured it, in order to prevent that female head catcher from his family from being stupid!For a happy life in the future... Endure it!
Chu Baicai took a deep breath, and finally asked Chang Fei to help him wrap his waist up.
Changfei took a few steps back, looked at Chu Baicai with a blue face, and breathed a sigh of relief, it's good, now this waist looks a bit girly.
The next thing to care about is the shoulders and buttocks...
"Go, what should we do next?" Chu Baicai touched his buttocks which were similar to stones, looked at Chang Fei, and continued to ask for advice.
Chang Fei took out the ancient large leggings padded with cotton, and smiled smugly on his face, "Don't worry, I am prepared for this too! If you tie the large leggings that fit you on your butt, it will give you It feels like my butt is sticking out!
In this way, even if there are any problems elsewhere, the other party will no longer have so many doubts! "
"Amazing! Why did I think of this completely?" Chu Baicai's eyes lit up, admiring Chang Fei's wit.
After a set of procedures, Chang Fei wiped off the overly gaudy makeup on the other party's face, and looked at it again, although she was tall, she at least looked like a strong woman.
Rather than the man disguised as a woman who was clearly recognizable before.
Chang Fei was very moved by this, and couldn't help wiping the sweat off her brow, and let out a long sigh of relief, "The rest is up to you, and the next step is the highlight. Don't let those guards see flaw!"
"Mmm! Leave it to me!" Chu Baicai clenched his fists, with a confident smile on his face.
The two looked at each other with a smile, raised their heads, and headed towards the palace with arrogance and arrogance.
Along the way, although some people cast strange glances from time to time, compared to before, no one would avoid it as if they saw some ghost.
All the way to the entrance of the outer court of the imperial palace, Changfei intentionally left Chu Baicai separately.
After all, those guards had already seen him before, just in case, he kept a distance from Chu Baicai to prevent those guards from staring at them again.
Soon, Chu Baicai passed through the gate under everyone's strange eyes. This time, there was no one to stop her. Chu Baicai's face showed joy and excitement.
As soon as he came in, he gave Chang Fei a thumbs up and told Chang Fei in this way that their plan was very successful!
Although Chu Baicai felt that he was almost out of breath being strangled by the ribbon around his waist, but as long as he persisted until he defeated the head catcher, everything would be worth it!
Chang Fei didn't know about Chu Baicai's careful thinking, he felt a sense of accomplishment now, although that sense of accomplishment was a bit inexplicable, but he still had a sense of accomplishment now, proudly returning to the side of the former prime minister.
"Look at you...why do you seem to have accomplished something great?" The old man couldn't help being curious when he saw Chang Fei's appearance, and looked up and down Chang Fei's eyes, a little puzzled.
"Well! On the way back, I encountered an issue and resolved it. I think this is very meaningful!" Chang Fei didn't say anything specific, but the old man could see that he seemed...not lying ...And, it seems that I really feel very happy.
This made the old man curious, "What happened to you? How did you solve it?"
"What happened to me may affect some future changes in the overall situation! This should be an important turning point." Chang Fei thought about it carefully, and finally replied firmly.
"An important turning point for a big...big event?" The old man was startled. "What did you do when you went out? There will be no problem, right? You won't...won't be..."
The old man himself was a little bit at a loss as to what Chang Fei might have done.Looking at Chang Fei's appearance, he really couldn't imagine what Chang Fei did under such circumstances.
Why does he always feel that nothing good will happen?At a time like this, to do something that might change the situation... wouldn't it be to find some assassin and prepare to assassinate the current Holy Emperor?
That's not right... Changfei doesn't look like the kind of person who would do that kind of thing at all?
No matter how much the old man thinks about it, he can't figure out what kind of thing a contradictory and weird young man like Chang Fei would do.
The whole old face couldn't help being tangled up because he couldn't guess what Chang Fei did when he went out.
And Changfei, at this moment, didn't notice what the old man was struggling with. He was looking at the group of people who were going to participate in the competition to recruit relatives, looking for the one who sacrificed for righteousness, chose women's clothing, and was helped by him put people.
I really hope he can defeat all opponents in one go.
For righteousness!For the future that he might be influenced by Xiao Xingrui, to prevent the violent superwoman that might appear in his life in the future, and by the way, for Xiao Xingrui to be able to stand in the united front with him without any pressure...
Come on!Hurry up, young brother!
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Step 93 to achieve Yuelao: Is this the Six Arts Fighting Technique?
The official start of the contest to recruit relatives made the crowd below immediately lively.
This is not a simple fighting method like a fighting competition, and the method is not really limited to martial arts.
Until the official start, the guards who had been preparing the belly draft for a long time, explained Xiao Xingrui's marriage recruitment meeting in detail in one breath.
It turns out that contests for recruiting relatives are said to be recruiting relatives by martial arts, but in fact it is very different from the kind of purely winning by force in the market.
The real comparison here is actually the six arts!
When Chang Fei heard that it was Six Arts, the corners of Chang Fei's mouth couldn't help twitching violently.Meow meow, Liuyi?Six arts? !You decide this is not planning to find a gentleman or something?Do you engage in six arts to find a wife?Is this to find yourself a talented daughter-in-law who can go up to the hall, go down to the kitchen, know everything in literature and martial arts?
If I'm sure I'm not mistaken, this should be called the Six Arts of Gentlemen, right?Is this looking for the princess?Today's Holy Emperor, do you dare to be blatantly partial?
How can I play like this?He, Chang Fei, doesn't know how talented the fast brother is in the other six arts besides force. Hey!
The Six Arts does not mean that only the six arts compete and the stronger one wins.The six arts refer to the six skills handed down from ancient times.
These six skills are: Ritual, Music, Archery, Royal, Book, and Numeracy.
Each one represents a kind of trait and talent, which may not be something ordinary people can do.
Let's talk about etiquette first, etiquette is easy to understand, politeness, etiquette, and etiquette, simply put, are the ideological and moral classes in schools around the world.
It's a pity that the school's ideological and moral classes don't teach by precepts and deeds. Like the ancient private schools in the past, they ask you to start with straightening your waist and straightening your sitting posture. It's really just a pure brain education of thoughts and morals. .
In the past rituals, one had to master the five rituals of auspicious rituals, fierce rituals, military rituals, guest rituals, and honorary rituals.
That is to say, from an early age, one must learn and understand the corresponding etiquette in various aspects of interpersonal communication and handling such as weddings, funerals, military affairs, hospitality, and festivals.
It is simple to say, but it is not so simple to understand the whole process of the five rituals.But now the world has already abandoned the five rituals.
Everyone has also chosen to keep everything simple in dealing with things, and it will no longer be complicated in the past.
Even Chang Fei, he only understands part of these things, and this is because there are all kinds of people in kill fox.
If you want to talk about the specifics of the past, Chang Fei really doesn't know anything about it.
Existence is the music among the six arts, and the original music refers to the six musics handed down from ancient times: "Yunmen Dajuan", "Xianchi", "Dashao", "Great Xia", "Dalu", " "Da Wu" six sets of music and dance.
Music is born of rituals, and it was originally a ritual performance born for celebrations and the like.However, it has evolved to the present, and it has become the surface of the performance, dance and singing of Shangjiao Zhengyu in the Wuyin Palace.
How would he do it? Chang Fei's eyes were still darkened. He remembered that he seemed to be a little tone deaf when he sang?Except for the ancient sacrificial oracle that was sung last time.
Next, for archery among the six arts, Chang Fei felt that he should be able to breathe a sigh of relief, and pointed to five arches, namely: Baiya, Shenlian, Yanzhu, Xiangchi, and Jingyi.
Baiya is the simplest, just hit the bull's-eye without falling off.
Shenlian is just like what it says literally, it needs three arrows to connect the tail, that is, Lianzhu arrows.
As for Yan Zhu... Changfei thought back to what he knew, not only the corners of his mouth were twitching, but the corners of his eyes were also twitching.
Yanzhu is a difficult archery skill, because it specifically stipulates the archery technique. It needs to hold the hand of the bow and arrow, point it to the bow body, and make the appearance of throwing a javelin, and...the bow needs to be held horizontally, and the arrow must be drawn to the string. That hand needs to be turned palm up.
There are two ways to shoot arrows, one is to form a parabola towards the sky, and hit the bull's-eye accurately and ruthlessly.
The other is to lower your bow facing the sky to your own level, and then shoot flat, just hit the bull's-eye.
However, whether it is the former or the latter, Shan Zhu cannot be done by just one person.
Changfei felt that although the difficulty was a bit higher, it shouldn't be too difficult for the fast brother Chu Baicai who looked like Lian Jiazi at first glance... probably?
Speaking of the Xiangchi in the five shots, this is actually a way of defense for archers in the past. What is required is that the elbow is horizontal and straight, the elbow and the arm are folded, and the position of the folded arm can be lifted so that a cup can be placed without falling. Basically pass.
As for how to defend in this way, Changfei can be said to be inexplicable. He has never seen how people in the past used bows and arrows to defend and fight. He only heard that in the earliest times, it was invented to make archers shoulders relax.
Probably...can it be more useful for escaping when it is discovered later?
How to judge these in the competition at that time, Chang Fei is not clear.
In the last five shots, Jing Yi, that is, when he stretched his bowstring into a full moon, just hit the bull's-eye quickly and ruthlessly.
Except for ritual, music and archery among the six arts, the rest of Yu Shu Changfei thinks it is much easier to understand. Yu is naturally the way to control and control the horse.
To put it simply, two big bells will be hung on the horse’s back, first to ensure that the horse has a sense of rhythm; then find some obstacles, give a chess piece, let the rider pass through the obstacles, and insert the small flag into the designated position; then look See if the movement is beautiful and flexible; then hit a few designated prey by the way to confirm whether it is a show.
When it comes to the books in the Six Arts, Changfei thinks that this can probably be skipped directly, because the ancient documents have not been preserved, and the books only need to be able to write and read in a fair and beautiful way, not to the point of drawing ghosts. right?
The last number... What Chang Fei thought of was the nine chapters of the book of numbers, but the hidden secret method of cultivation, Chang Fei thought, shouldn't be memorizing the nine chapters of the book of numbers all the way through, and it should be no problem just doing arithmetic...
After the introduction on the ring stage, it was mentioned at the end that there was still a fight in the final link, so Chang Fei couldn't help but support her forehead.
I don't know if it's a delusion, but he always felt that the current Holy Emperor, Xiao Xingrui's Uncle Huang, had some other purpose?
Chang Fei looked up and looked at a group of girls who were preparing to compete, many of them turned blue, and many of them looked bewildered, guessing that they didn't understand the Six Arts that the guards had just introduced to them. .
Chang Fei was a little afraid to look at Chu Baicai, he was afraid that the other party would show a dazed or disheveled face, wouldn't that mean that he would be eliminated by the six arts in front before he had time to make it to the end?
Wow... that's too sad!If Xiao Xingrui finds a powerful concubine back... do they still have any secrets?Who knows whether the princess chose to enclose the land to protect her prince after learning about the situation, or to "save the world" with them righteously?
The most important point is that a girl who is too smart will know that Xiao Xingrui's physique will be used to reproduce... What should I do?
The more Chang Fei thought about it, the more flustered he became, and he still couldn't sit still. This was related to his and Xiao Xingrui's future, no, no, no, we can't sit still...
"Young man? You... you didn't do anything bad, did you? What are you panicking about?" The old man who had been thinking about whether Chang Fei had really done something drastic before finally couldn't help but reached out and grabbed Chang Fei's wrist asked.
"I...I..." Changfei murmured a few words, and then she simply looked at the old man and said, "I can't hold it in anymore!"
"What?" The old man was startled, couldn't hold back?He sure has...
"I forgot to go to the toilet when I came here!" Chang Fei immediately added.
The constipated expression made the old man unable to adjust his expression for a moment, his face twisted and stiff, not knowing how to react.
"Old man... where is there a hut near here?!" Chang Fei's voice changed a little anxiously, his eyes scanned everywhere, stomping his feet, and he was completely unintentional to see what was going on in the arena.
The old man took a deep breath, breathed again, finally calmed down his mood, and kept telling himself in his heart that people have three urgencies, people have three urgencies, this is normal, don't be angry, don't be disappointed... Then he pointed out the direction for Changfei .
Chang Fei immediately ran in that direction.
Seeing his somewhat embarrassed back, the old man couldn't help stroking his chest with his hand, feeling that his breath was a little uneven.
Hey... I really shouldn't expect too much from a child. The child looks at most 15 years old, right?Why is he so interested in a boy?
Even the most outstanding children today, at least they must be eighteen or nineteen years old, right?Is it normal to be an official at the age of eighteen or nineteen, starting from a child test at the age of teens?
It's just a 15-year-old child... His personality doesn't seem like someone who can play tricks, he should be overwhelmed.
The old man gradually convinced himself, stroked his beard, and continued to watch the situation above the ring.
What he didn't know was that when Chang Fei ran away in a hurry, he took off his gloves and touched the face of the woman watching the excitement.
When she disappeared and reappeared, she was already a young girl with a ponytail——Lingbao (♀ · In the World)!
When the girls signed up, Lingbao naturally blended into the crowd and approached Chu Baicai.
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