I, who was smashed into a girl by a meteorite, turned into a Yuelao?

The old man suddenly couldn't understand. If he was really a demon king in the world, how could he care about the mood of the people around him and complain to him in a low voice from the beginning?When leaving, shouldn't you leave in a rage, and why do you leave lightly, as if you are worried that you will disturb others?

I even greeted him well... This attitude and behavior...so contradictory!

This kid... what kind of family is this kid from?

The old man was already full of question marks, and Chang Fei had already walked to the periphery. Just as he breathed a sigh of relief and was about to find a path to go out, a knife was put on his neck.

Chang Fei's brows raised involuntarily, "Why?"

"This is the imperial palace." The other party reminded Changfei coldly of where his feet were.

"Nonsense! It's so obvious, you don't need to say it!" Chang Fei rolled her eyes at the other party.

"This is not where you come and leave as soon as you say." The other party's eyes were cold, ignoring Chang Fei just now and throwing two blank glances at him.

"Oh~?" Chang Fei immediately stretched out his hand to make a cold awning, put it on his brow bone, looked around, "Where is this kind of warning written?"

"Stop talking nonsense here." The other party stared at Chang Fei, "I've been paying attention to you for a long time since just now."

"..." The corners of Chang Fei's mouth twitched, "I admit, I am much better-looking than the average person, and I may be a rare handsome man, but I have no interest in sex...um...long-yang obsession or anything like that. .”

The evil spirit on the other party's face suddenly became heavy, and the hand holding the knife immediately exerted strength, making a gesture to make Chang Fei see some blood, knowing that this is not an idle place for him to play tricks!

But as soon as he exerted force on his hand, Chang Fei turned his head in the same direction and turned sideways forcefully. The man bent down all of a sudden, and at the same time, he raised his hand with a little dissatisfaction, grabbed his wrist, and clasped his wrist. The door, the body flexibly circled around, and pulled hard with his hand...

The knife fell to the ground, and the body of the guard also staggered and fell forward.

Before he fell into the crowd, he was grabbed by the collar by Chang Fei, and the guard felt a force instantly strengthened, and he was pulled back directly and flung away.

The whole person rolled twice on the ground, so embarrassed.Rubbing his neck and looking up, he saw that glib and unserious young man had already walked slowly outside the palace.

"Catch... Woohoo?!" The guard was about to yell at his fellow robe to grab Chang Fei, but his mouth was covered by a big hand.

He turned around in astonishment, and saw a young man in the black and red clothes of the policeman looking at him with a helpless smile.

"Don't call, don't call, didn't you notice just now, did that young man come with the former Prime Minister Liu who has retired?"

The guard, who was still in front of the angry arrester, who was not big or small, subconsciously glanced at the old man's position when he heard this, and was stunned for a moment, and the previous anger dissipated instantly.

Step 91 of Yuelao Achievement: Why did you see my disguise! ?

When Chang Fei (♂·Li Shijie) got impatient with those opera performances and left his seat to leave the palace, he was still a little worried that the guards he had offended would catch up and block him.

He didn't retract his consciousness all the way, and happened to hear the conversation between the strange policeman and the guard, so he couldn't help but look at where the old man was before.

The prime minister who has retired?joke?The dignified prime minister is actually an old man without widows or orphans?This is completely inconsistent with his understanding of the prime minister!

Perhaps he was poisoned by the plots of various novels he had read in the past?

Chang Fei shook his head self-consciously, amused by his misunderstanding of the ancients.

He withdrew his consciousness, not noticing that the policeman who helped the guard in time was still looking at his back curiously, scratched his chin with interest, and murmured: "It seems... Looks pretty good? If we really want to fight, who is stronger, me or him?"

"Hey! Chu Baicai! You've neglected your duty again!" Before the policeman had time to realize his thoughts, his head had already been hit with a heavy hammer, his legs went limp, and he almost fell on the ground. go to the ground.

"Miss, haven't you heard that beating people doesn't start with the head? If you beat me up like a fool, then you will be guilty of a big crime!" The arrester named Chu Baicai staggered forward a few steps. Just clutching his head, he turned around and said aggrievedly.

It's a pity that she turned her head and met a pair of beautiful faces with disdain. The other party was also wearing a policeman's costume, and the clothes outlined her exquisite figure. She raised her chin and looked at the young man in front of her without any shame.

"If you are directly beaten stupid, that's not bad, it's better than you giving us this embarrassing one here."

"How can I be ashamed? I am working hard according to the tasks you assigned. Others must not be as diligent as me!"

"Yes, yes, yes! You are super hardworking!" The latter rolled his eyes, and replied that he answered casually, "So can you just find a guard here to talk about it? Do you still have to eat sunflower seeds and watch a show at the same time?" ?”

"How, how is it possible? How can I eat melon seeds?" Chu Baicai carefully gathered the bag of melon seeds in his sleeve with a guilty conscience, trying to keep his expression sincere.

But the female catcher waved her hand impatiently, "Forget it, today is a special day, and there is not enough manpower. I am too lazy to punish you now. You should go back to your post immediately!"

"Oh..." Chu Baicai responded aggrievedly, like a young daughter-in-law who was wronged by her husband.

If it weren't for his piercing eyeballs constantly wandering around, it is estimated that he would really have fooled everyone.

It's a pity that in front of him was an "old" headhunter with many years of experience in investigating cases. Seeing his fluttering eyes, he grabbed his collar, gritted his teeth with a sneer and said, "If you don't If you dare to mess with me, I will tear you apart!"

"Don't dare!" Chu Baicai was so frightened that his whole body trembled, it was terrible!Today's boss is so scary!

"Is her relative here today? Why are you so angry?" Chu Baicai complained angrily to his colleague Fu after watching the female arrester leave quickly.

The latter looked at him strangely, "Cabbage...you don't know?"

"Know what?" Chu Baicai looked puzzled.

"Boss, she is going to participate in today's Prince Xiao's competition to recruit relatives." The latter replied.

Chu Baicai's expression was visibly distorted for a moment, and then she regained her composure, "Just the boss? Ha! You want to be beautiful, but you want to be soft, and you want to marry the prince... Ouch! "

Chu Baicai didn't have time to finish his words, his head was hit hard by a shoe, and unfortunately he rushed to the street, and had a close contact with the ground outside the imperial palace.

"Chu~baicai~cai~! Try being lazy and chatting with me again!" The woman's voice came from a distance, without mentioning the topic Chu Baicai just said, which made the young policeman feel relieved secretly. tone.

"Cabbage, I advise you that it's best if you test before the boss's bottom line, if you continue like this, you will definitely be beaten to death by the boss!"

The colleagues are familiar with Chu Baicai's personality, and they also know that he will have brain twitches from time to time, and then they are taught by their young female leader not to do it.

It just so happens that this guy is a man who has never changed his ways. He keeps committing crimes and finds something for the boss every day. It is simply a miracle that he can survive till now.

"Death is inherent in human beings...It may be heavier than Mount Tai, or lighter than a feather...I decided to carry forward this spirit, don't worry...I will not die easily if I don't do something big..."

Chu Baicai proudly covered her head and stood up, obviously already looking miserable, yet she still looked so upright.

However, what he said made people really unable to connect with his demeanor and embarrassed appearance. The latter could only twitch the corners of his mouth, not knowing what to say.

Chu Baicai's eyes were shining brightly, and his eyes fell on the arena of the martial arts competition to recruit relatives, and a challenging smile emerged from the corner of his mouth.

Somewhere, Chang Fei, who was wandering on the street, and Xiao Xingrui, who was getting ready to come to the ring, both shuddered vigorously.

The two of them couldn't help but look up at the sky together. Although it was winter, it looked like the sun was just right today, isn't it too cold?

A few hours later, Chang Fei calculated that the time should be about the same now, and started to turn around and walk towards the palace.

When he just walked to the gate of the palace, he saw someone arguing there at a glance.Still can't argue?This is strange enough.

Chang Fei always likes to meddle in other things and join in the fun. Seeing that there is still a lot of trouble there, but many people just take a look, and then avoid the small gate on the other side to enter the palace. The curiosity in their hearts is directly aroused, and they go straight to see .

"You... you are discriminating~ Although I am a bit taller, I am also an ordinary woman who longs to be able to be with Prince Xiao Xingrui~

How could you reject me arbitrarily just because I'm a little taller?I... I'm so sad! "

This voice is a bit familiar, as if I heard it not long ago?No, no, no...it doesn't seem like this tone?It's a bit strange to speak in a tone of voice...

Changfei herself didn't know the reason, but she just felt goosebumps when she heard the voice.

When he got closer, he saw a tall man... woman even in the real world? ? ?Arguing with the guard guarding the gate.

This person... at least is 1.9 meters tall, right?Although the muscles on the body are not protruding, how do you look at it... the exposed part of the skin is showing... are all lean muscles?

The point... This person has a good figure like a clothes hanger, with broad shoulders and a strong waist. It is obvious that he has been trained. Even a girl... can't train her waist so solidly, right?This is clearly a man!

But why does such a man who practiced his family wear women's clothes, show such a shy and cowardly look, and argue with the guards at the gate!

Chang Fei recalled what this person said just now, and recalled the first time he heard someone say that he was going to marry the prince back home, and beads of sweat suddenly appeared on his forehead.

He doesn't admit that Xiao Xingrui is himself in the other world, but...but seeing Xiao Xingrui marrying someone, or marrying such a man...

He even faintly felt chills in his heart!He, Changfei... finally understood where the chill in his heart came from!

"You...you judge people by their appearance...I'm so sad! I'm going to sue you! You are too bullying~!"

When Chang Fei's heart was cold, that "girl" didn't intend to stop at all, she looked aggrieved, and her eyelashes, which were like brushes, were flapping. Just looking at those eyes like this, they are really...pretty ah!

But the key is not in this!

"Stop making trouble for no reason, you're clearly pretending to be a man! You...you're messing around, we...we're going to arrest you!"

This man was so courageous, the guards guarding the gate had a stiff expression, and were so frightened by that man that they couldn't speak easily.

The "girl" froze obviously, and suddenly turned her head, turning her head in the direction of Chang Fei.Changfei happened to catch the look in his eyes at that moment.

Just seeing the man's expression clearly for a moment, Chang Fei was a little speechless, this man... the expression just now was obviously full of surprise.

Those eyes seemed to be saying "Isn't it? How could it be possible! My disguise... was actually broken!".

Because the expression was too vivid and clear, although it was restrained quickly, it still made Chang Fei want to complain.

MDZZ ah!This camouflage is too obvious!It's not like that for a man to dress up as a woman!At least cover up the places that are easy to be exposed!

They are so strong, at least they have to cover up with other aspects!

He came over like this, obviously because he thought the other party's eyes were not blind enough!So unprofessional!It's so unreasonable!

The more Changfei thought about it, the more she felt that the man in front of her was dressed too unreliably, so she rushed up, grabbed the man's wrist, grinned at the guard, pointed at the position of her head, and apologized: "Sorry, my friend has been smashed too much here, something went wrong!"

"Uh...no, nothing..." When the other party saw someone coming to take care of that person, he immediately cheered up, "Since there is something wrong with the brain, go to the doctor quickly! After all, this is not an ordinary place. If one is not good, it will not Remember that he has a problem with his mind!"

"Hey... I know, I know! Sorry, let's go now!" Chang Fei nodded, and immediately dragged the man who was disguised as a woman to the outside.

"Why? Why? Do I know you? I don't know you! Don't talk! I have given up treatment? Eh? It's you?"

It was obvious that the other party hadn't finished speaking, and when he saw Chang Fei's appearance clearly, he stopped choking his voice, and the original voice was directly exposed.

Chang Fei was also taken aback when he heard this voice, isn't this the voice of the arrester who stopped the guards from dealing with him earlier?

Chang Fei couldn't help raising her head, and through the heavy makeup, she finally vaguely recognized the appearance of the other party.

Isn't it the catcher who had swept away his consciousness before!

Chang Fei's expression suddenly became astonished, "What the hell are you doing?!"

Chang Fei's self-indulgent attitude made the women's clothing catcher Chu Baicai also become familiar immediately, "I'm going to participate in the martial arts competition!"

"The martial arts competition is a ghost! It's a martial arts competition to recruit relatives, hey!"

"Oh, yes, martial arts competition to recruit relatives! I just want to help Xiao Xing... the prince confirms whether those girls are qualified to be his concubine!"

How sick!Changfei couldn't help cursing inwardly, is this how to help with the test?If such a tall and handsome man in women's clothing stands up, everyone else will just abstain, okay?It's even bigger than a big headed ghost!

Step 92 of Yuelao Achievement: Women's clothing requires skills!

As a normal person who has seen the world, Changfei (♂·Li Shijie) confirms that he has seen many weird people with brain problems.

The person in front of him is undoubtedly a weird person who is completely different from a person with normal three views like him!

Dress yourself up as a woman, and go to help the prince to determine whether the girls who are competing for marriage are eligible to become princesses?What the hell?If the game continues like this, none of them will be truly selected...

etc?Isn't that just right?Anyway, neither he nor Xiao Xingrui planned to really find a princess to come back to cause trouble.

Now that Jiuding's matter is so urgent, and there is still Yuelao's task to deal with, how can there be time to deal with Xiao Xingrui's little wife?

And according to the principle of free love, if you find someone you don't know, you may cause more troubles...

Changfei pondered over and over again, then touched her chin and nodded her head, "Well...you're quite reasonable, who knows how many problems there will be in blind marriages? Yes! We should think carefully and test those Girlfriend..."

"Sure enough! I knew you and I were the same kind of people, let's go, let's go together! Let's stop those ignorant girls from taking the most important step in their lives!"

"No, no, no, I'm not the same kind of person as you..." Chang Fei saw that the other party directly treated him as the same kind of person, and immediately retorted, he was determined not to be stupid!

"Huh? Isn't it? I still think we are quite alike, otherwise why would you take the initiative to stand up and help me out just now?"

"I didn't come out to help you out, I really can't stand it anymore, your outfit is ridiculous enough. Under normal circumstances, a fool can see that you are a man disguised as a woman!"

"How is it possible?! My appearance is absolutely perfect! Look at your breasts! I specially found the most sensual bun shop in the city to make it for me!"

When the other party heard what Chang Fei said, he immediately became unconvinced, and used his hands to lift the two balls of buns on his chest, showing Chang Fei a sense of reality.

Chang Fei looked up, and saw that the fake breasts of the other party were very elastic. When Chu Baicai mentioned it, they were still a little elastic. Looking carefully, it was really impossible to tell whether it was the real murder weapon or the fake murder weapon!

"You can still find buns that match your size in the city...it's amazing..." Chang Fei looked at it for a while, but still couldn't help it, and praised it.

"Really! You finally admitted my superb disguise!" Chu Baicai was very proud.

Chang Fei shook her head solemnly, "It's not enough just like this, you just perfectly presented the plumpness of a woman. You haven't shown the sexy side of a woman yet! This is not enough at all!"

"Sex...sexy?" Chu Baicai didn't understand, cold sweat rolled down his cheeks, he straightened his face immediately, "Please don't hesitate to teach me!"

"You said, when you look at a woman, what is the first thing that attracts you?" Chang Fei stretched out a finger and asked seriously.

"Breast!" Chu Baicai replied without hesitation.

"I can see it, otherwise you wouldn't be so focused on disguising your breasts." Chang Fei seemed to be a serious teacher, nodding to show that she understood the "student"'s disguising thinking.

"But, you shouldn't just stare at the other person's chest, right? The second thing you will pay attention to is where the other person is?" Chang Fei followed up and asked seriously.

"Ass!" Chu Baicai replied without thinking!