This director only makes bad movies

Although he didn't understand why a Chinese director wanted to satirize the ugly social phenomena in the United States, Benjamin persisted.

There is a saying that goes well, it comes when it comes.

I’ve already bought the tickets, so I’d be a bit of a loser if I don’t continue watching.

But obviously, not everyone thinks so, and some people have already started to get up and want to leave.

Maybe this plot made them pee and want to go to the toilet.

Well, that must be the case.

Fortunately, not many people left the scene. Although most of the audience found it shocking, they could still watch it.

At least the plot is easy to follow, and the pace of the movie is fast enough to keep people from getting bored.

The plot of the movie quickly progresses to the scene where the three protagonists are fighting against the monster.

At first, Benjamin thought the special effects in this movie were rubbish. He sincerely hoped that there would be no more special effects scenes in the next movie. He really couldn't stand it.

But seeing this, he suddenly realized something was wrong.

Wait, this movie has too few special effects shots.

It's a science fiction movie, or a movie about mechas fighting monsters, but why are there so few special effects?

A special effects scene in the movie does not appear for more than twenty seconds, which is so short that it is completely unclear.

Is this appropriate?

Isn’t it reasonable for a science fiction film like yours to have so few special effects?

The quality is not enough and the quantity is not enough, right?

The three protagonists drive mechas and fight monsters. In theory, this should be a hearty battle, but what happens when the battle between mechas and monsters does not last more than three minutes from beginning to end?

Ultraman is not as short as you.

It's a real three minutes, so why are the special effects scenes in your movie shorter than an episode of Ultraman?

During the battle, the most time on the screen is the trio of protagonists posing all kinds of stupid poss in the cockpit of the mecha, and then arguing with their mouths about how to defeat the monsters.

Not to mention that the cockpit of the mecha is pitch black and has no sense of technology at all. Benjamin has long been accustomed to the shoddy production of this movie.

But as for the main scene, the scenes of mechas and monsters fighting, it lasts longer, only a few seconds at a time, so what does that mean?

No, I have already accepted the fact that your special effects are terrible. Are you embarrassed to give me special effects in such a short period of time?

Brother, this is making a movie, why are you so stingy?

If you don’t have money, you can shoot music videos or movies.

Could it be that it is to prevent the audience from being turned away?

Benjamin had a guess that it might be because the Chinese director knew that the special effects in his movie were too bad and would have a dissuasive effect on the audience, so he deliberately reduced the special effects.

There's no way I wouldn't be willing to spend a few extra minutes to create such rubbish special effects.

Compared with the lack of main drama, the heroine's frustration is easy for Benjamin to accept.

Suppress first and then boost. Even a director knows such a simple movie routine.

It has been a hundred years since movies appeared, but essentially the routines have never changed, and the same routines are still used over and over again.

Next is the routine for the protagonist to explode and defeat the monster.

Benjamin's guess was correct, the plot really developed like this.

The protagonist's temporary downfall, the comfort of his teammates, and the collapse of the situation

It's a standard crisis movie template, with no innovation at all, and the routines can be said to be as old as ever.

However, don’t be afraid of old tricks, as long as they are easy to use.

Why have these routines never changed when making movies over the course of hundreds of years? It’s because these old routines work so well.

Any movie that doesn't use old clichés will fail in the end.

The plot of the movie soon reached the final battle. Seeing the protagonist's team rushing into space with a nuclear bomb, and the heroine lifting the monster into space one by one, Benjamin didn't feel any fluctuations in his heart.

While kicking a monster into space and letting it die with a nuclear bomb makes no sense, it's physically impossible.

But after experiencing so many flaws in the previous part of the movie, Benjamin simply accepted the ending. He even felt that the ending came just right and would not bore the audience, and even gave him a sense of aftertaste.

Wait, I actually have unfinished feelings about such a trashy movie? ? ?

Sensing the subtle emotion in his heart, Benjamin's eyes widened in shock.

what's the situation?

This movie was obviously useless, but not only did his mind not collapse, but he vaguely accepted this routine.

He must be crazy. How could he react like this after watching a trashy movie?

This Chinese director is simply scarier than Satan. One movie can send people into hell.

"Shet."

"Oh my God."

"Fake, what kind of garbage movie is this?"

The audience in the theater cursed loudly, especially the middle-aged white man whom Benjamin had noticed before, who cursed the loudest.

"Shet, Warner Bros. are all liars. What they advertise is completely different from the reality. The stars I want to see are not here."

Benjamin was already close to breaking his guard, but after hearing this curse, he couldn't help it.

"Idiot, this is not a Warner Bros. movie. This is a movie by Chinese director Xu. It has nothing to do with "Pacific Rim" at all."

The middle-aged white man was stunned for a moment: "This movie is called "Atlantic Rim". It is not "Pacific Rim" in the first place."

Benjamin had to repeat again: "This is not a Warner movie."

Middle-aged white man: “But I saw Warner promoting this movie online.”

Benjamin was helpless. What he hated most was communicating with such half-understood people. He had clearly watched the entire movie, but this middle-aged white man had not realized that the movie had nothing to do with Warner.

There isn’t even a Warner logo at the beginning. It’s such an obvious clue, but I just can’t figure it out.

"I repeat for the last time, this movie has nothing to do with Warner. The movie promoted by Warner you see on the Internet is another one, and it has not been released yet."

"Shut up, I know movies better than you, I don't need you to tell me what to do." The middle-aged Bai Bai suddenly became furious, said an emotional sentence, and then left angrily.

Benjamin stayed where he was, almost exploding with anger.

"Farke."

Nanhai Film and Television.

"President, this is our first-day box office, as well as some related data."

George handed a document to Xu Nan.

Xu Nan looked down and was a little surprised.

In addition to the movie's first-day box office, this document also has ratings from several authoritative websites, as well as comments from some film critics and netizens. The data is extremely comprehensive.

Even people who don't understand movies at all can have a comprehensive understanding of a movie after reading this document.

It’s nothing to get this data, but it’s really nice to be able to collect it so comprehensively and organize it so concisely.

This George is really capable.

"Well done, George." Xu Nan praised without hesitation, and then carefully looked at the relevant data of the movie.

The single-day box office gross was 180,000 US dollars, an extremely low number, and the Rotten Tomatoes rating was only 8%.

Basically all netizens and critics after watching this movie criticized it.

"This movie is just a bunch of thank you notes, and it was in a stinking ditch."

"I doubt the director's condition very much. Are the current American directors' brains broken because of flying leaves?"

"I randomly chose a movie to watch. After watching it, I collapsed. I recalled the night when I graduated from my senior year in high school. I saw my good brother and my girlfriend walk into a room together, and then inside There was a voice that I was very familiar with. That day, I listened outside the room for two hours. I thought those were the most painful two hours in my life. It wasn’t until I saw this movie that I realized that it was not possible at all. A piece of cake."

"I watched this movie with my girlfriend. Actually, I didn't care what the movie was. I just wanted to go to the theater and play some exciting games with my girlfriend. My girlfriend thought so too. But after five minutes of the movie, , the interest between the two of us completely disappeared, bastard director, I really want to beat you to pieces with a gun. You know how difficult it is to get your girlfriend to agree to this, and now everything is ruined by you, bastard. "

"If anyone can find a worse movie than this one, I'll give him $100,000."

"I give one million. I actually don't have that much money, but I'm not worried at all that someone will make this money."

"Hey guys, think about it this way. If you watch this movie at a party, you will never have to worry about the atmosphere not being heated up."

"That's exactly why I saw this movie."

"Am I the only one who likes this kind of unique movie?"

Xu Nan couldn't help but laugh. She felt that American netizens were quite talented at swearing, which was very fun, and each one had a story.

In comparison, film critics' evaluations are much more professional, less about venting emotions and more about commenting and criticizing the quality of the film.

"The movie "Atlantic" has very obvious flaws. First of all, it is the quality of the special effects. This movie seems to be due to insufficient budget. The quality of the special effects is very poor. It is only a little better than the texture. Moreover, the special effects take a long time. It's very short, and even the special effects time is too short to have an impact on the plot.

Then there is the choice of movie venue. The director was not careful enough in this regard and chose a school to shoot. However, the layout of the venue was not good, so the audience could easily tell that this was the school, which greatly destroyed the sense of immersion and immersion in the movie. Immersion.

The director also had a big problem with the selection of actors. The actors he chose were extremely inconsistent with the characters and their acting skills were also very young, which greatly damaged the structure of the film itself.

In terms of plot, this movie is also quite cliche and has almost no highlights. Overall, this is an obviously shoddy and bad movie. If you don’t have any reason to watch it, I strongly recommend that you don’t watch this movie. , otherwise you will definitely regret your wallet. "