This director only makes bad movies

"Of course." Martin was very confident, "How could I watch the wrong movie? I am a film critic and have rich experience."

The host nodded slightly: "I'm a little confused now, so Martin, can I ask you a few questions?"

"Of course, just ask." Martin replied confidently.

"What's the scene at the beginning of the movie?" the host asked.

Martin immediately replied: "A woman is hunting. She wears very little and has a good figure. But Fuck, what does this have to do with Middle-earth? If I want to see a woman, I won't go to the website to see it. What I want to see is The Lord of the Rings.”

"Oh." The host nodded suddenly and asked, "Is Smaug in the movie a dragon or a dog?"

"Of course it's a dog." Martin said matter-of-factly: "It's still a weak puppy less than twenty centimeters tall. Shet, can you believe it? Smaug is a dog. Damn James, he is so good at lying. Smaug is obviously a dragon in the trailer, but he turns into a ridiculous puppy in the end.”

"One more question, and this is the last question, what is the main content of the movie?"

Martin answered loudly: "The main content of the movie is about a primitive tribe called the Hobbits, who were attacked by cannibals. The woman who escaped from this primitive tribe decided to fight back. By chance, she learned that the real name of the cannibal sacred beast was Smaug, so Deciding to go back and save her people, this woman succeeded. She rescued her people, defeated the cannibals, and became the hero of the Hobbit."

"I have to say that although this movie is like shit, the main story line is still very clear."

After hearing this, the host shrugged at the camera: "Dear viewers in front of the screen, I think I completely understand."

The audience also understood that Martin had watched the wrong movie, but he refused to admit it.

"Mr. Martin, I solemnly tell you that you have watched the wrong movie."

"This is a movie with a beautiful woman at the beginning and Smaug as a dog." The host picked up the movie ticket for "The Age of the Hobbit" and pointed with his finger: "This movie is called "The Age of the Hobbit." It fits what you said."

"The movie "The Hobbit" perfectly shows the style of Middle-earth. It tells the story of the owner of the Lord of the Rings, Bilbo, the hobbit, and his good friend Gandalf's process of retaking the dwarf kingdom. In it, Smaug It’s a dragon, a terrible dragon.”

"So, Mr. Martin, you are watching the wrong movie. You are watching The Age of the Hobbit, not The Hobbit."

The host explained it very seriously and in detail. Basically, anyone with a normal IQ can understand it.

But Martin still shook his head: "You can't lie to me. I went to the cinema to watch the movie in person, so I can't be wrong about it. I'm a film critic, and no one knows movies better than me."

The host was almost desperate: "Oh my God, Martin, you are more stubborn than a diamond."

Next, the host explained it several times, sweating, but Martin insisted that he was watching "The Hobbit" filmed by James, not the bad movie "The Age of the Hobbit".

Until the end of the show, the host still failed to convince Martin.

James couldn't help but look at the comment area and found that the comments below were about to explode.

"Hahahahahaha. God, this Martin is so stupid."

"I felt very sorry for the host. I watched him present all kinds of evidence, but Martin just insisted on his own ideas. The host must have been desperate at that moment."

"If Martin were my friend, I would be pissed off."

"He had an innocent silliness that was so contagious that I even started to wonder if I was watching the wrong movie."

"Yes, you saw the wrong movie. The Hobbit filmed by James is an out-and-out bad movie?"

“What about ‘Age of the Hobbit’?”

"This movie is very exciting, especially the battle with the dragon Smaug and the restoration of the dwarf kingdom of the Lonely Mountain. It is very classic."

"Hahahaha. Yes, yes, the movie "The Age of the Hobbit" is very exciting. The "Hobbit" filmed by James is rubbish."

The video of this show quickly spread and became very popular. Netizens were all amused by Martin.

It's rare to see such a pure fool.

The media reported it, netizens followed suit, and Martin became more and more popular.

He began to appear on various programs frequently. After appearing on the program, the host always asked him which movie he watched. While scolding James, Martin said that he watched "The Hobbit".

The host then presented various evidence to prove that he had watched the wrong movie. Martin stubbornly refused to accept that he had watched the wrong movie every time, insisting that he was watching "The Hobbit."

Every time he goes on the show, the process is similar to the first time, but every time Martin goes on the show, the ratings are not low.

The audience watched with gusto and laughed at Martin for being a fool. At the same time, they always felt an inexplicable sense of superiority in their hearts.

Reporters also frequently interviewed Martin and asked him various questions about the movie, but Martin always insisted on his original opinions and acted like an idiot.

Fox Film and Television and James are not dead, so they naturally noticed the very active Martin.

But instead of stopping it, they were happy to see it happen.

Every time Martin appears on the show, it is equivalent to advertising for their movies, and the advertising is free and the effect is very good.

If this is the case, then why is there any need to stop it?

James even stopped the process of suing Martin because he didn't want Martin to realize that he had watched the wrong movie and wanted Martin to continue promoting the movie.

No one will care about a fool, and this fool can also bring benefits to him.

In addition, the popularity of the blockbuster "The Age of the Hobbit" has also been maintained very well, and the box office has been rising steadily.

Seeing this idiot Martin saying that he was not watching "The Age of the Hobbit" every time he went on TV, the audience would naturally be curious about this movie. Some people simply went to the cinema to watch this movie to see if it was true. So bad.

Just when Martin was enjoying the popularity of everyone, Xu Nan made an appointment with him in a secluded cafe.

"Martin, you can take the next step." Xu Nan said.

That's right, this series of hot spots on the Internet, including the idiot-looking Martin, are all planned by him behind the scenes.

The process is actually very simple, just pay a film critic and ask him to pretend that he has made a mistake in the movie, and then refuse to admit it.

During this period, I also spent some money to find trolls to create a phenomenon on the Internet that many people recognized the wrong movie, so that netizens had a deeper impression of the movie "The Age of the Hobbit".

This is the first time the American people have seen this method, and the effect is unbelievable.

However, a single hot spot cannot last for too long and new stimulation is needed.