This director only makes bad movies
Chapter 263 Martin’s Interview
It can be seen that Martin has specially tidied up his appearance and looks more refined, which actually makes people feel that he is very intelligent.
But when thinking about his behavior, the audience can't help but feel a sense of violation.
Live broadcasts in the United States do not yet have a barrage function, but there is a real-time comment function. Netizens only need to click to see other people's comments on the right side.
There are a lot of comments in the comments section at the moment.
"This is the famous film critic Martin."
"This image of Martin is different from what I imagined."
"Why do I want to laugh when I see him? Oh my god, he is obviously dressed seriously, but I just want to laugh."
"This guy is so stupid that he can't even tell the difference between movies. I'm a hundred times smarter than him."
"This is the first time I've truly felt that a famous person was stupid."
"Don't tell me he doesn't know by now that he's in the wrong movie."
Amid the discussion among the audience, the program in the live broadcast room officially started and the host began to speak.
"I believe this friend is not unfamiliar to the audience. He is very famous, at least he is famous now. Many people know him, so we invited him to our tonight show."
"Come on Martin, say hello to everyone."
Martin, who was dressed formally, stretched out his hand and said hello to everyone: "Hello everyone, I am the film critic Martin, and my Twitter and Facebook accounts are also the film critic Martin."
"Hello Martin." The host greeted Martin and then asked: "What do you think of James' movie "The Hobbit"."
Martin responded fiercely: "That's a bunch of excuses. He was able to make "The Hobbit" like this. As a Lord of the Rings fan, I will never forgive him."
"Huh?" The host showed a slightly shocked expression just right, nodding while facing the camera.
There was a sudden increase in comments in the comment section.
"Hahahahaha, this idiot really hasn't realized that he watched the wrong movie."
“My friends and I are watching this show on our tablet together, and they and I are laughing so hard.”
"I think God forgot to have a brain when he created him."
"I even doubt that he can distinguish between men and women."
"Why doesn't he go out wearing women's clothing? With his IQ, he shouldn't be able to distinguish between men's clothing and women's clothing."
"He must have been wrong when he did that."
The audience unscrupulously mocked Martin with comments to satisfy their inexplicable sense of superiority.
Look, this guy is so stupid.
James couldn't help but raise his brows.
Is there any mistake? This Martin has not yet figured out that what he is watching is not "The Hobbit", but "The Age of the Hobbit".
You can’t even tell the movies apart, so why are you so embarrassed to be a film critic?
James suspected that Martin was cheating.
But what good does this do to Martin? No one will give him money, and everyone will laugh at him for carrying this reputation.
Moreover, Martin's expression is very sincere, and he is an honest person at first glance, making it impossible not to believe him.
The host waited for Martin to finish his answer, made a helpless expression, and after giving the audience some time to react, asked: "Do you really think so?"
"Of course." Martin said matter-of-factly: "You should have seen "The Hobbit". Do you think this movie is good?"
"Uh." The host showed a speechless expression: "I did watch the movie. I think it's pretty good."
Martin immediately showed a disgusted expression: "Then your film aesthetic is really terrible."
The audience watching the live broadcast couldn't help laughing.
"Martin was so much fun."
"He actually dislikes the host."
"Don't be like this, Martin is very serious."
"Looking at Martin's disgusted expression, I find it funny for no reason."
"I actually think he's kind of cute."
"The host must be feeling very sad at this time because he was laughed at by a fool."
The host shrugged helplessly, making the audience laugh even more happily.
"Is it possible?" the host said to Martin cautiously: "I mean it is possible. There are two movies about the Hobbit. The one you are watching is the other one. It was not shot by director James and has nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings. It’s not Middle-Earth, director James is filming another one.”
Martin nodded: "This movie does have nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings, nor is it Middle-earth. This is completely false propaganda, because before the movie was released, it was said that it was the sequel to the Lord of the Rings series, and it also said that it would show new aspects of the Middle-earth world. The style, but after the movie was released, there was nothing about Middle-earth or The Lord of the Rings in it.”
"Waldfalk, can you imagine? It has been promoted for more than half a year, telling me that this is the sequel to The Lord of the Rings and that it will have content about Middle-earth, but it turns out that it contains a group of primitive people."
"This is a fraud, a shameless fraud, the worst thing in the history of cinema."
Martin was very excited, almost dancing, and he was very angry at first glance.
The host reluctantly reassured Martin: "Yes, this movie has nothing to do with The Lord of the Rings, so this is not a sequel to The Lord of the Rings. The sequel is another movie."
"Mr. Martin, let me tell you the truth. You are watching the wrong movie. What you are watching is not "The Hobbit" shot by James at all. What you are watching is "The Age of the Hobbit" shot by a director from China. "
"You can't lie to me." Martin shook his head extremely stubbornly: "I know what you mean. Many people on the Internet say so, but I will not be fooled. This is all James' conspiracy."
"I'm a film critic. I've been in the industry for many years. How could I watch the wrong movie?"
The host was almost speechless. He took a deep breath to calm down his mood.
This Martin is just a blockhead, unable to communicate at all.
"OK OK." The host gestured and explained seriously: "I know you won't believe it so easily, so I provided you with evidence."
"Look, here are two movie tickets. One says the movie is called "The Hobbit" and the other says "The Age of the Hobbit."
The host took out two movie tickets, showed them to the camera first so that the audience could see the names on the tickets clearly, and then showed them to Martin.
"Now, please look at the two movie tickets and tell me which movie you saw."
"It's this one." Martin glanced at the movie ticket he had received for "The Hobbit" and showed it to the camera as well, vowing: "This is the movie I'm watching. I'm very sure."
The host showed a shocked expression at the right time: "Friends in the audience, what Martin is holding is the movie ticket of "The Hobbit" shot by James. Is this the movie he really watched?"
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