This director only makes bad movies

"boom."

The water cup fell to the ground, shattering with a loud noise. A conspicuous mark appeared on the bright and smooth floor. The water splashed and soaked a large area of ​​the ground.

"Director James, what's wrong with you?"

The actors who were waiting for the first day's box office results with James all cast their eyes over with extremely surprised expressions.

All right, why is Director James so angry?

Could it be that the box office performance on the first day was poor?

"Shet, Shet, Shet, Shet, Shet, Shet, Shet."

James was so angry that he couldn't calm down at all and cursed like a mad dog.

This film review really made him angry, so angry that he trembled.

If the movie is really rubbish, it would be fine if the critics scold him, it would still be bearable.

But obviously his movies are very good and exciting, yet there are still people scolding him, and scolding him so harshly, James really can't stand it.

What's more, the reviews are complete bullshit.

There are more than seven Hobbits in the movie, and Smaug is not a dog, but a real dragon. A huge amount of money was spent to create the dragon with the top special effects team. It is extremely realistic and is the highest level of technology at present. .

The most important thing is that there are no cannibals in the movie! ! !

This film critic named Martin only criticizes his movies, and he doesn’t criticize them to the point of criticizing him. It seems that he has never even watched the movie.

Most importantly, this bastard mentioned his mother so many times.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" James couldn't help roaring, so angry that one Buddha was born and two Buddhas ascended to heaven, his anger almost made him spontaneously combust.

"Director James, what's wrong with you?"

"Are you feeling unwell?"

"Is it because the box office on the first day was very low?"

"It's okay, there's no need to be so angry, just say it and let's face it together."

Several actors tried to persuade me.

Until now, they still haven't figured out what Director James is like?

Did the movie really fail at the box office?

Impossible, this movie is very exciting, the reaction of the guests at the premiere was very enthusiastic, and this is the Lord of the Rings series, even if it is really rubbish, the box office cannot be any worse.

The male protagonist of the movie saw the mobile phone that Director James left on the sofa. He was moved and picked up the mobile phone.

It just so happened that the content on the phone screen was Martin's film review.

The actor read the movie review carefully, and then his eyes widened.

Walter, is this still possible?

How can this movie review be so vulgar and disrespectful?

"What happened?"

The heroine couldn't stand it anymore and snatched the phone away.

She wanted to see what the content on the phone was, why Director James was so angry, and why the actor's expression was so strange.

"Well"

After reading the movie review, the heroine couldn't help but be shocked that this movie review could be so embarrassing for their movie! And the wording was so obscene that she actually felt it.

Soon, several people quickly read the film review, and finally understood why Director James was so out of control and angry.

If it were them, they would also be very angry if they were scolded like this.

The key point is that this film critic's wording is very rude. In just one review, his parents were mentioned many times. It is normal for Director James to lose his mind.

"Director James, please don't be angry. You know, those film critics never say anything good."

"Yes, Director James, he is just a film critic. There is no need for you to argue with him."

Several people on the crew began to persuade James.

"This damn bug, I'm going to send him to hell." Director James said angrily, "I'm going to sue him and make him regret it."

Several minutes had passed, and the tone in his heart still hadn't calmed down.

This film critic is so annoying.

"Jingle Bell."

The phone rang and James picked it up.

A steady male voice rang on the phone, conveying the news that James wanted to know most.

His mood suddenly improved a lot.

After hanging up the phone, James looked at the actors and shrugged. ,

"Guys, $30 million in one day."

Several actors breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, showing expressions of joy.

Thirty million US dollars, this is a rare good result.

James' mood improved a lot because of this good news.

After receiving the news they wanted, several actors were a little tired and turned around to go back to their rooms to rest. They would still be promoting the movie tomorrow.

But James couldn't help but pick up his phone and click on Martin's movie review.

He was still angry.

The popularity of this film review was unexpectedly high, with many comments below.

"That's so good. This review says exactly what I feel. The Hobbit is such a terrible movie."

"Oh my God, finally there is someone who feels the same as me. God knows how desperate I felt after watching the movie in the theater. Believe me, it was crueler than hell."

"Martin, your movie review is so good, I want to share it with my friends."

"It's really hard for me to believe that the Lord of the Rings series that I've been dreaming about for so long will be made like this. After watching the movie, I felt like my brain was hit by a gun and exploded into a ball of pulp."

"Oh, I'd rather I'd never seen this movie, so that I could deceive myself and keep the fantasy of Middle-earth alive."

"I agree with everything in this movie review. Remember, I agree with everyone, including Frank James's mother."

"Hey man, can you give me some time after you finish James' mother? I also want Farke's mother. This is the strongest feeling I have after watching his son's movie."

"Fake, Fake, Fake, Fake."

"Who knows James's address? I'm going to Fake him now."

James was very angry after reading the movie review, but now he is even more angry after reading the comments below.

He was breathing heavily from both nostrils, like an angry bull.

These guys have gone too far, really gone too far.

Don't let him know who is behind his movie, otherwise he will beat this guy into a hornet's nest.

Truly, he swore it before God.

After thinking about it, James logged into his account and posted a comment under the movie review.

"I am James, the director of "The Hobbit". I am warning you to delete the review immediately and publicly apologize, otherwise I will sue you in court."

A few minutes later, James refreshed his comments and found that film critic Martin had replied.

"Shut up son, your mother and I are busy."

"Xie Te." James yelled to the sky angrily.