This director only makes bad movies

"The rubbish movie "The Hobbit" is a piece of reply without any highlights."

"The movie "The Hobbit" was released yesterday. As a fan of The Lord of the Rings, I couldn't wait to buy a movie ticket and enter the theater to watch the movie, ready to enjoy a visual feast."

"But I experienced the most painful two hours in my life. I can swear that even if I fell into hell or hung on a cross, I would not suffer while watching this movie. If James, you dared to appear in my room at that time In front of you, I will definitely kick your ass hard with my boots."

"You stupid groundhog, did you have a super friendly relationship with a wild dog when your mother was pregnant? Otherwise, why can you make such a bad movie? It's like a dead fish left in a manure pit for a hundred Eighty days.”

"This is the Lord of the Rings, the famous Lord of the Rings. As exciting as the previous movies in this series are, James, you are just as good as the ones you made."

"Fake, as I write this, I can't help but beat up my dog, because I want to let you know how serious a mistake you have made by beating your father."

"At the beginning of the movie, a beautiful actress was hunting in the woods. The ferocious fluctuations made my little brother very satisfied. He even drooled to express his excitement."

"But my brain was very dissatisfied. He wanted to open my head and run out of the theater in protest, because the props and sets of this movie were so rubbish. I saw several gangster scenes at the beginning alone."

"Director James, I once listened to your interview. You said that in order to shoot this movie, you read the novel Lord of the Rings ten times in a row. Just to prepare the early stages, it took three years, including filming and post-production. The production also took a year, a total of four years, and you just made such a pile of Shet?"

"It's only been three minutes since the beginning, and I've already found more than a dozen scenes of cheating, which is more revealing than your mother's. Is this your professional attitude?"

"I won't talk about the previous gang scenes. I'm just talking about the Hobbits. Anyone who has watched The Lord of the Rings knows that the Hobbits are a peace-loving race in Middle-earth. They are skilled in skills and love food, especially their residence. Dichar is like paradise on earth.”

"But what are the hobbits in the movie? There are only seven people in total. They live in a very simple thatched house. I even saw the steel frame inside. It was obvious that they were just built not long ago."

"The Hobbits are a highly skilled race. In The Lord of the Rings, they live in round houses, are good at making delicious food, and have bonfire parties every day. I don't ask you to take the same photos as in The Lord of the Rings, at least it can't be too different. , what kind of thing is a Hobbit with only a thatched house and seven people? Did you think on your feet and then shoot it?"

"You actually made the hobbit look like a goblin. Did you choose to take revenge in this way because you were killed by a goblin while playing a game?"

"The Hobbit is so ridiculous that I can tolerate it, but what is the situation with the cannibals in the movie? Where did you find the malnourished patients? Eight people combined are not enough to beat a baby with one hand. This is the so-called ferocious gluttony. Human race?”

"Ferocious and brutal cannibals, James, haven't you read the book? Why don't you use your excrement-filled brain to think about what cannibals should look like?"

"I can tolerate all of the above, but the most intolerable thing is that the dragon Smaug is a dog?"

"Wardfark, James, how many leaves have you flown? Do you believe that the legendary dragon, the ferocious and cruel dragon, the dragon that can destroy a kingdom, is actually a dog!!!"

"Obviously the dragon Smaug in the trailer is a giant dragon. The treasures collected over countless years can fill a city. He is extremely powerful and has occupied the dwarves' Lonely Mountain Kingdom for decades. But in the end he turned out to be just a dog. .”

"As a film critic, I've seen many movies that looked different from the trailers, but this is the first time I've seen a movie that looked completely different from the trailers."

"For other movies, the trailers may be different from the main film, but at least all the shots are taken from the movie, but "The Hobbit" is the only movie where no shot in the trailer can match the content of the movie. Director James , you are committing a shameless crime and a shameful fraud."

"I can't help but want to use my big fist to beat you into a meat pie right now. If your mother hadn't knelt in front of me right now and begged me not to do that, I would have beaten you into a meat pie. I swear."

"Oh, my God, the dragon Smaug is actually a dog. What a genius idea, what a genius idea. I couldn't help but want to beat you up again, if it weren't for your mother's mouth Take away my anger, I have come to you.”

"If it weren't for the fact that this was The Lord of the Rings and this was Middle-earth, I would have wanted to punch the movie to pieces."

"The rest of the movie was torture every minute and every second. It wasn't until the end of the movie that I finally got relief."

"Seeing this, I already understand why God punishes unbelievers and sends them to hell, because hell is really scary. Thank you James, my good son, for letting me feel the feeling of hell in the theater."

"The entire movie has no merit other than the fluctuations of the heroine. Whether it's pictures or shots, props or plot, actors or music, it's like a pair left in the trash can for a hundred days and then shot in a cesspit. Those stinky socks."

"Director James, The Hobbit is said to have cost hundreds of millions of dollars to produce. Why do I see such a shoddy work? How did you become a director?"

"Why are you a director when you make such rubbish movies? Go back and sell your shares quickly, otherwise no one will want them if it's too late."

"Don't continue to make movies in the future, otherwise God will be angry. If you really want to make movies, then please go to hell, that is the only place for you."

"Your mother is also ashamed because you filmed this movie. She has been persuaded by me with a big stick and decided to have another child. Thank your mother for her hard work, James. She worked really hard, otherwise I would have been with you now. The gun is looking for you."

After reading this movie review, James was so angry that his whole body trembled. He was so angry that he picked up the water glass next to him and threw it to the ground hard.

“Fake Fack Fack Fack Fack Fack.”