This director only makes bad movies

Looking at the picture on the movie screen, Martin's expression couldn't help but began to twist.

In fact, when the hobbit elder said that he would kill the cannibals, Martin guessed that the cannibals would appear next.

He is a professional film critic who has watched thousands of movies and has a certain understanding of the plot development of the movies.

A qualified movie does not allow meaningless scenes. Since The Hobbit talks about cannibals, cannibals will definitely appear.

But the question is, are you telling me this is a cannibal?

A few skinny actors tried hard to look fierce on the screen, but looking at their skinny bodies, it was so funny.

The most speechless thing is that there are only eight cannibals. Yes, there are only eight very powerful cannibals mentioned earlier.

Seeing this, Martin has lost any expectations for the movie.

This is a bad movie, a complete bad movie.

Before, he thought the task given to him by Party A was outrageous, but now that he saw it in the cinema, it was not outrageous at all.

This movie really deserves to be scolded, severely scolded, and more viewers cannot be harmed.

Martin couldn't help but look at the others.

Sure enough, the expressions of other spectators were similar to what he imagined, with their eyes widened, shocked and speechless.

Martin suddenly remembered the two idiots who just thought this movie was "The Hobbit". He turned around and took a look, and found that the mouths of these two guys were so wide that they could almost swallow an egg.

He couldn't help but want to laugh.

These two idiots thought this was "The Hobbit" from the Lord of the Rings series. Now that they see the quality of the movie, they must be very depressed.

Inexplicably, Martin felt much better and felt that the movie was passable.

Putting aside the extremely trashy service, this movie actually has its merits.

For example, the benefits are very good.

But the good mood that finally appeared was quickly ruined by the plot of the movie.

The plot of the movie has progressed to a scene where cannibals and hobbits fight. Although he already knew that this was a bad movie, Martin still couldn't hold back after seeing the extremely shocking fight.

There was a time in Hollywood when action movies were popular, such as the Bourne Supremacy series and the Ling Ling Paint series. Other movies also involved action scenes to a greater or lesser extent.

He was used to seeing fights with sharp movements and adrenaline surges. When he saw this kind of shocking fight, which was like a child playing a game, Martin's body began to twitch.

It's all about work, it's all about work.

Martin kept comforting himself in his heart.

He has already received the deposit and will continue to watch the movie no matter how bad it is.

Before, he thought the boss was very generous with the money, but now he understood that it was simply a mental damage fee.

Resisting the shocking feeling, Martin continued to read.

The plot of the movie progresses very quickly.

In a few minutes, the cannibals, with the help of their sacred beast, a dog with wings, defeated the hobbits and occupied the village. Only the beautiful women who hunted for welfare and the hobbits who were afraid of the cannibals escaped. out.

After the two people escaped, they experienced a psychological struggle and accidentally learned about the weaknesses of the cannibals.

That is, the holy beast they support, that is, the winged dog, only needs you to pronounce his true name to him, Smaug, and he will choose to recognize you as his master.

This backdoor was left by the first generation leader of the cannibal clan to prevent the sacred beast from losing control one day. Unexpectedly, this secret was accidentally known to the heroine.

After knowing this secret, the heroine successfully persuaded the timid tribesmen to join her in saving people and defeating the cannibals.

Next, they battled wits and courage with the cannibals, and used their wisdom and courage to go through "hardships and dangers" and finally rescued the people from the cannibals' clutches.

During this process, the cannibals wanted to kill the heroine, but the heroine called their holy beast its real name, Smaug, and successfully instigated the cannibal's holy beast.

Seeing that their holy beast had turned against them, the cannibals completely lost their fighting spirit and were wiped out by the heroine and his tribe.

At the end of the movie, the heroine and her tribe cheered loudly with joy. The hobbits stood on the earth again, and dynamic music sounded in the theater.

If this is a wonderful movie, the audience will be excited at this moment. If this is a qualified movie, the audience will also have ups and downs in their hearts. If it is a bad movie, the audience will have left long ago and will not be interested at all. A soundtrack will be heard.

But after the plot of "The Age of the Hobbit" ended, the audience felt that they were going to die from shock when they heard this dynamic music. Thinking back to the previous shocking plot, they felt like they were covered in goosebumps, and they were so embarrassed that they couldn't wait to die. Use your toes to dig out three rooms and two living rooms.

Martin sat sluggishly in the theater seat, with a spoiled expression on his face, like a young girl after having sex with Aibeya.

Surprisingly, there can be such a shocking movie.

And you can’t stop watching this movie, because next he will write a movie review, and there will be more than one.

"Shet, this is a piece of cake."

"Wardfalk, what did James take?"

"This is the Lord of the Rings? How could Middle-earth become like this?"

"The Guru was promised. Didn't he say there was a giant dragon? Why was it a dog?"

After watching the movie, the audience cursed loudly, and the sound almost broke the roof.

How could "The Hobbit" be so rubbish?

You know, the audience entered the theater with great expectations.

Almost all of these people have read the previous Lord of the Rings trilogy. The vast Middle-earth world, the bizarre scenery, the magical magic, and the complex races left a deep shock to them.

They have been conquered by the Lord of the Rings series and can't wait to know what happened to the previous holders of the Ring, Bilbo and Gandalf the White Robe.

Then, they saw a bunch of movies like this.

It felt like dating a girl online. She looked like Liu Yifei in the photo. She thought that even if she was a little wet, she should be on the level of Yang Chaoyue, but when she actually met, she turned out to be a dog.

Yes, it’s this feeling of collapse and speechlessness.

How could this movie be so bad?

The audience cursed and left.

Film critic Martin took a deep breath, finished his mental preparation, stood up and prepared to leave the cinema.

When he left the theater, he saw the two young people who had admitted the wrong movie burst into tears and looked extremely broken.

"Oh my God, how can a hobbit be so ugly?"

"The Middle-earth world I have been looking forward to for so long, why is it so rubbish?"

The two of them cried like pear blossoms and rain, extremely sad, as if their whole family had died.