This director only makes bad movies

Martin is a professional film critic, and his usual job is to watch movies and write reviews.

But with the development of mobile Internet, his income has become lower and lower, and now he can hardly support his family.

In the era of paper media, audiences have no voice channels and can only screen movies by reading articles by film critics. Film critics are very influential and can indirectly affect the box office of a movie.

During this period, film critics had a relatively good life. In order to prevent criticism from film critics, which would affect the box office of the film, film producers often paid film critics to write good reviews for the film. The more famous film critics made, the more money they made. more.

Martin entered the industry during that period. Relying on his good writing and sharp rhetoric, he earned a good income and paid off loans to buy a car and a house.

But with the development of the Internet, the hard days of film critics soon came.

With the Internet, reviewing movies is no longer the exclusive domain of film critics. All viewers can use the Internet to post their own comments. Once a film critic's evaluation does not meet the wishes of netizens, they will immediately be refuted by netizens.

At this stage, everyone is a film critic. The influence of traditional film critics is rapidly shrinking, and their incomes have naturally dropped sharply.

This is the case for Martin. The threshold for publishing film reviews in the Internet era is too low. As a result, film and television companies rarely need to find traditional film critics like him. His income has also dropped sharply. The money he receives every month can hardly afford to pay for a house and a car.

This time he received a big order. Although it was a little outrageous, he still took it decisively.

There is no way, who asked others to give more money?

Soon after arriving at the theater, Martin looked at the name of the movie: "The Age of the Hobbit". He also looked at the poster and couldn't help but be a little surprised.

The name of the movie and the poster seemed to be the blockbuster "The Hobbit" that was being promoted. If he hadn't been mentally prepared in advance, he might have been deceived.

The Hobbit doesn't come out until tomorrow, and there's absolutely no way it's this blockbuster that's coming out today, it's actually a similar movie called The Hobbit .

"'The Hobbit' is finally released. I've been looking forward to it for a long time."

"Yes, this is the Lord of the Rings series. I thought that after the Lord of the Rings was thrown into Mount Doom, I would never see it again, but I didn't expect that the movie is not over yet."

"This is a movie you can't miss."

The two people next to me discussed and bought the tickets.

Martin couldn't help but turn his head and look at the two men.

One black and one white, not too old, a bit young, wearing a sweatshirt, with headphones plugged into one of his ears.

At this moment, Martin couldn't help but want to ask.

Are you two blind? Can't you tell that this is not "The Hobbit" but "The Age of the Hobbit"? This is a different movie at all.

But what shocked Martin was that it seemed that these two people really didn't notice it. Not only these two young men, but many people didn't notice it either. A large number of people poured into the theater.

"I'm really looking forward to it. This movie will definitely be exciting."

"Yeah, I really want to know what other exciting stories will happen in Middle-earth."

The two young people I met when buying tickets were talking about it, and the reactions of the people around them were similar to theirs.

Martin was shocked.

Is there any mistake? You didn’t notice that there is such a huge difference in the names of the two movies, "The Age of the Hobbit" and "The Hobbit"?

But after thinking about it, it seems that this is not something difficult to understand.

Most Americans grew up under a happy education. They don't even know where the United States is. It seems normal that they can't tell the difference between the two movies.

Moreover, who would have thought that a similar movie would be released at this time. If he hadn't been warned in advance, it would have been difficult to tell the difference.

It is estimated that they will not be able to react until the movie is officially released.

The movie screen quickly lit up.

At the beginning, a beautiful woman with a hot figure is hunting in the forest wearing cool clothes.

Martin didn't expect the movie to be so exciting at the beginning, and his eyes widened suddenly.

The United States is much more open than China, and the scale of movies is also much larger. In China, we still pay attention to half-covering things, but it is different in the United States. As long as it is not a real gun or a real sword, then it is no problem.

Even real swords and guns can be used, as long as the time is not too long, such as Titanic, the details are so detailed that you can even see Jack's trembling clearly.

In comparison, hunting for beautiful women is nothing at all, and they are not really fighting with people, they are just hunting. Isn't it normal for the fluctuations to be strong when hunting?

During the hunting process, the beauty fought fiercely with the prey, and then she killed the prey and took it back to the village.

After this episode ended, Martin came back to his senses.

Wait, why is this village so broken?

It is said to be a village, but this village only has a few thatched houses, which look extremely rough, as if they were temporarily built.

There are only six or seven people in the village.

this.

Martin couldn't help but frown.

After all, he is a professional film critic and has a certain ability to appreciate movies. A movie with such inferior props makes him feel irritated.

It's not that he has never seen bad movies, but even if they are bad movies, he will still try his best to do basic things like Fu Huadao. It is nothing like this movie, which is purely messed up and the props are like toys.

Is this a movie?

Which movie would be so rubbish?

Fighting back the discomfort, Martin continued to read.

The beauty returned to the village and dealt with the prey with the villagers, and an old man began to tell their glorious history.

The Hobbits are the most powerful ethnic group nearby. They have produced powerful dragon-slaying warriors and have a glorious history.

In short, they are praising their own tribe from 365 degrees without any blind spots. All kinds of complimentary words are combined together to let people know how powerful they are.

But the problem is

There are only seven of you in total. Is it really okay to brag about yourself so desperately?

A race of seven people has the nerve to say that it is the largest race in the world and has an extremely glorious history. Don’t you believe this?

This is like a beggar bragging that he is the richest man in the world, but he still looks very serious, which makes people extremely speechless and embarrassed.

At this time, a tribesman showed a worried look and said in fear: "Elder, there is a terrible cannibal nearby. They are extremely powerful and terrifying. Even the gods are afraid of them. They like to eat people very much. They are evil and cruel. What if they find this place? Will we be eaten by them?"

The old man was furious and retorted loudly: "The cannibals will never dare to come over. We are a great family of hobbits, a race comparable to the gods. If the cannibals dare to come over, I will twist off their balls and use them as balls." Kick."

Said Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here. As soon as the old man finished speaking, the cannibals came.