The Pentium Era - South to North
Chapter 2160 My new clothes
After Zhang Xiangbei finished explaining the matter, the little girl said: "My family is one of them. My family will definitely participate. I signed up first."
"Don't you need to go back and discuss it with your parents?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
"No, my parents listen to me. My younger brother is still a little kid, so he has no right to speak." The little girl said, "By the way, can I join the company when I go back?"
"Of course, why, you don't like it here?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
"I don't like it. There's no place like home here." The little girl said.
"But when you come out, can't you see the world?"
"Tch, this is a broken town, it's not Guangzhou or Shenzhen. Wherever you see the world, you'll always see people like Erpi." The little girl said disdainfully, "Hey, if you say so much, do you mean you don't want me? "
Zhang Xiangbei smiled and said: "When you join the company, you will still do farm work. I'm afraid you won't be able to bear it."
"Tch, what's the point? I've been doing it since I was a child. But in the past, I couldn't make money, so I ran out to work. Since I joined your 'Suishui Gang' last year, I've been thinking about whether to go back. This time There are wages being paid in the village, why don't I go back and stay here to behave and look at other people's looks?"
The little girl is very articulate, and her mouth is like a faucet that keeps flowing.
Zhang Xiangbei said: "Okay, then I will accept you now. By the way, what is your name?"
The little girl blushed and hesitated for a while. She said to Zhang Xiangbei: "If I tell you my name, you are not allowed to laugh."
Zhang Xiangbei smiled and said, "Okay, I won't laugh."
The little girl pointed at him with her finger and stared at him. Zhang Xiangbei followed her example and wiped his face with his hand, becoming serious.
"My name is Ma Touqin." said the little girl.
"What? Morinouqin?" Zhang Xiangbei couldn't help laughing, but he stopped immediately and said to the little girl:
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, but your name is indeed a bit strange."
Matouqin sighed and said: "I know, you think it is a Morinqin that can be played, right? No, I am Celery's Qin."
"There must be something special about a strange name. Tell me, what's so special about your name?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
"Oh shit, when my mother gave birth to me, the first celery crop in the field was ready to be harvested, so my father got me a horsehead celery. I later asked him, if the dog at home happened to give birth to puppies that day, what would you do? Are you going to name me Ma Gouzai?”
Zhang Xiangbei couldn't help it any longer and burst into laughter. Ma Touqin raised his hand and waved it at him, making a gesture of hitting him and scolding him:
"Still laughing, still laughing, do you want to be so gloating? Just this bad name has caused me to be laughed at since I was in elementary school. You are not allowed to laugh."
Zhang Xiangbei said seriously: "Okay, I won't laugh, but I think this name is quite good. Isn't the name just for people to remember him? I will remember your name after hearing it once."
Ma Touqin looked at him and nodded: "You kind of look like it now."
Zhang Xiangbei was puzzled and asked: "What does it look like?"
"Bossy CEO, don't those people just like to talk nonsense like this with you? They talk about all the bullshit seriously and seem to make sense."
Ma Touqin said, Zhang Xiangbei laughed: "What you said makes sense."
"Hey, when did you go up?"
Ma Touqin called after Zhang Xiangbei. There was a man coming down from upstairs. Ma Touqin looked unfamiliar. She was sitting here and had never seen this person go up before, so she asked.
Zhang Xiangbei turned around and was stunned. He didn't recognize the man, but he recognized the double-breasted suit he was wearing. Zhang Xiangbei shouted:
"I'll go! Erpi, you're good, he looks like an artist!"
After carefully washing Erpi, he looked younger than his actual age, as if he was only in his thirties, and the beard on his face had also been shaved off. That face still looked a bit delicate, but it turned out to be a disheveled head. Her long hair, now flowing smoothly around her head to shoulder length, does look a bit like an artist.
He was wearing a bright red T-shirt underneath, and a gray double-breasted suit outside. Although the style of the suit was long out of date, it still fit him very well. On his feet was a pair of new travel shoes, with white cotton socks underneath.
Erpi smiled at Zhang Xiangbei, his smile was a little shy, but when he opened his mouth and the yellow teeth, he immediately drew him back to Erpi.
"Are you Erpi?" Ma Touqin didn't believe it either. She looked at Erpi and said, "Now you look more like a gangster. Gangsters all wear double-breasted suits. By the way, your hair needs to be pulled back. Come on." A big head."
Zhang Xiangbei said yes, he also needed to apply hair wax.
The two of them laughed after talking. Erpi stood there a little at a loss and his face was a little red.
"Where are the clothes?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
Erpi pointed to the upstairs and said, "It's up there."
"Go get it and let's go." Zhang Xiangbei said.
"Why, we don't live here? Haven't the money already been paid?" Erpi asked.
"Idiot, the room is just for you to take a shower." Ma Touqin scolded, "You don't know how much water you use to wash yourself clean, and you don't know if you can earn back the room fee."
Zhang Xiangbei said to Erpi, "Either you stay here while I go back, and you come back by yourself tomorrow."
"Take it away, take it away, don't let this gangster stay here." Ma Touqin shouted quickly.
"I'll poke your mother's ass." Erpi cursed Ma Touqin and walked back upstairs.
Zhang Xiangbei checked out of the room and stood at the top of the stairs waiting for Erpi. After waiting for a long time, he saw Erpi appear at the top of the stairs. He walked down the stairs step by step with difficulty. His legs were spread apart and his hands were flat. Holding it up, holding the black bag in his right hand, the whole person looks like the word "big".
Without bending the knees of both legs, move one foot straight down, and then move the other foot straight down from the step. This is considered as completing one step.
Zhang Xiangbei looked very surprised and asked, "What are you doing?"
"Go down the stairs." Erpi said.
"What's wrong with your legs? Did you hurt your legs?" Zhang Xiangbei asked. Only people who hurt their legs would walk with their legs spread like this.
"Dick hair." Erpi said, "If you walk this way, your clothes and pants won't wrinkle. Do you understand?"
Zhang Xiangbei laughed loudly, and then he realized that the reason why his joints were not bent in this shape was to prevent wrinkles in his clothes and trousers.
Zhang Xiangbei said: "Then you are still wrong. You should put the clothes on hangers and then walk around naked, so that they won't wrinkle at all. Come on, come on, you will walk until dark like this. We can’t even get to the car.”
Erpi smiled and finally returned to normal. He went down the stairs. Zhang Xiangbei waved goodbye to Ma Touqin, and Ma Touqin shouted: "Wait for me."
"Waiting for you to poke my pussy?" Erpi asked.
Ma Touqin grabbed the stapler on the counter and threw it over, hitting Erpi on the back. Erpi said "Ouch" and Zhang Xiangbei cursed:
"You deserve it, you have such a bad mouth!"
When they got to the street, Erpi was wearing a brand new outfit, which attracted people's attention. Everyone turned to look at them. This made Erpi very proud, but at the same time, he seemed to not know how to walk. Sometimes he put his hands behind his back, and sometimes he walked forward with his chest held high. As a result, they were walking on the same foot, and Zhang Xiangbei watched from the side and secretly felt funny.
Zhang Xiangbei asked Erpi: "Are you happy to wear new clothes?"
"I'm happy, of course I'm happy. When I was eleven years old, after my mother died, I never wore new clothes again."
When Erpi said this, it was completely smooth. Zhang Xiangbei felt tight in his heart and felt a little sad. He was eleven years old. When his mother died, he was younger than him. He had no clothes until he was eleven. What a miserable life he lived if he had new clothes.
"Your father doesn't care about you?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.
"He just knew how to drink soup. When I was drunk, he would beat me with a stick. He beat me every day. Later, he drank too much and fell into an open pit and drowned. Haha, I can be as happy as I want. I laugh when I see people. , when he was buried, I peed on his grave, and people in the village said I had no conscience, you idiot, my conscience had been beaten to death by him a long time ago." Erpi cursed.
The two of them walked to the door of Longxi Hotel. Zhang Xiangbei looked at his watch. It was already time for dinner. Zhang Xiangbei said to Erpi:
"I'll treat you to dinner, and we'll go back after dinner."
Erpi shouted excitedly, "Okay, okay, okay." My stomach had been growling for a long time, but I was embarrassed to say it.
"Are you also embarrassed sometimes?" Zhang Xiangbei asked with a smile.
"Dick hair." Erpi rolled his eyes at him.
The two of them went in and sat down. The landlady took the menu and Zhang Xiangbei handed it to Erpi and told him, "Just order whatever you want."
"Can I order all the above?" Looking at the menu, Erpi's eyes turned green and asked Zhang Xiangbei. Zhang Xiangbei said yes, just relax.
Erpi ordered six dishes in one go, and when he wanted to order more, the landlady asked, "How many of you are there?"
"You're blind, you didn't see the two of us." Erpi cursed.
"For two people, there are already too many dishes." The proprietress reminded, Zhang Xiangbei said:
"It's okay, it's okay, just let him order it."
The landlady curled her lips and continued writing on a piece of paper. Erpi ordered a table full of more than a dozen dishes.
After ordering the food, Erpi rubbed his hands and kept shaking his head. He couldn't wait any longer. Zhang Xiangbei asked:
"Would you like a drink?"
"I want it." Erpi said, turning his head and calling over there: "Madam boss, bring me a bottle of Chinese peony."
"No," the landlady said, "I only have Furukawa Prefecture's special song, do you want it?"
"I want a bottle." Erpi said.
After ordering the wine and waiting for the food to be served, Erpi looked at Zhang Xiangbei and laughed. Zhang Xiangbei asked, "Why are you laughing?"
"We're cleared."
"What's clear?"
"You hurt me, but now I don't feel pain anywhere."
"Fuck you!" Zhang Xiangbei scolded.
Erpi took the roll of paper from the table, tore off a section and spread it on his left leg. Then he tore off another section and spread it on his right leg. Zhang Xiangbei asked:
"What are you doing?"
Erpi said: "This way when the vegetable soup drips on it, it won't get dirty."
Zhang Xiangbei laughed: "So you are also afraid of getting dirty?"
"Of course, these are new clothes." Erpi said.
"Elaborate, not bad." Zhang Xiangbei gave Erpi a thumbs up.
"Lady boss, bring me a bowl of beef pulp." A fat middle-aged man came in from outside and said to the boss lady.
Erpi turned his head to look and shouted: "Old Uncle Jiao!"
The fat man looked towards them and saw that the two people sitting there didn't know each other, so he ignored them. Erpi quickly shouted again:
"Old Uncle Jiao, it's me, Erpi."
The fat man was stunned for a moment and walked toward them with suspicious eyes. He stared at Erpi for a while and shouted:
"Hey, hey, hey, you are really Erpi. My mother, if you put on these new clothes, my uncle won't even recognize you."
"You bought this dick for me." Erpi chuckled. Lao Jiao looked at Zhang Xiangbei and Erpi said:
“This guy is the boss of ‘Zhai Xian Delivery’.”
When Lao Jiao heard this, he quickly reached out to Zhang Xiangbei. Zhang Xiangbei also stood up and held his hand. Lao Jiao kept saying:
"Hello, hello, are you Mr. Zhang?"
Zhang Xiangbei nodded and said, "It's me, are you Director Jiao?"
"Yes, I just came back. When I got here, I was greedy, so I wanted to eat a bowl of slurry and then walk back to the village." Lao Jiao and Zhang Xiangbei said.
Zhang Xiangbei said quickly: "Eat together and go back together after eating. We drove here."
Zhang Xiangbei scolded Erpi: "Hurry up and get the cups and bowls and chopsticks."
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