The Pentium Era - South to North

The two of them were sitting in a sealed carriage, and waves of stench came from Erpi's side. Zhang Xiangbei pressed down the window halfway, and then he felt better. However, when the wind came from Erpi's side, this The stench became even stronger and went straight to my forehead.

Zhang Xiangbei scolded: "You said you made yourself look like a piece of shit. Even if a woman wants to sleep with you, she can't sleep with you."

"Die Mao, no woman would want to sleep with me." Erpi said nonchalantly.

"Why not? If you clean yourself up and live a good life like a human being, the beautiful woman will probably not fall in love with you. You can still find an ordinary woman. You are not stupid." Zhang Xiang Bei said and laughed, "Of course there is still a distance between you and gangsters. Women like gangsters. You see, gangsters don't hug each other."

Zhang Xiangbei glanced at Erpi as he spoke, and continued to smile: "However, those who can be rogues, although they are not as famous as rogues, are not stupid, but their brains are not used in the right place."

Erpi turned to look at Zhang Xiangbei and said: "This person is just different from other people. I really envy you. You are good-looking and rich. Even a woman like Sister Xiang wants to sleep with you." ,correct……"

Erpi became excited as he spoke, turned around and asked Zhang Xiangbei: "Tell me, have you and Sister Xiang ever slept together?"

"Go away!" Zhang Xiangbei cursed, "You think everyone is like you."

"Oh, God cannot allow it!" Erpi sighed, "If a beauty like Sister Xiang smiles at me, all the bones in my body will be broken. You idiot, you won't sleep with her even if she wants to. It's God's law." It’s unbearable.”

Zhang Xiangbei laughed loudly and cursed: "If you keep talking nonsense, I will turn around and go to the reservoir."

"Okay, okay, I'll shut up." Erpi quickly shut his mouth tightly. After a while, he couldn't help but ask again: "Sister Xiang smells so good. How can you sleep in the same room with her?"

"Go away, we have two rooms." Zhang Xiangbei said.

Erpi chuckled, and Zhang Xiangbei asked, "Why are you laughing?"

"I've already looked out the window. There is only a layer of cloth between you two. Once the lights are turned off, there is nothing left. The quilt is thicker than your cloth." Erpi said.

Zhang Xiangbei was shocked, turned around and glared at Erpi, and asked, "When did you lean on the window and peek?"

"Yesterday, when you two went to the village."

Erpi said that Zhang Xiangbei breathed a sigh of relief. What he was worried about was that when Xiang Yiyun was taking a shower last night, this guy was near the toilet.

Zhang Xiangbei drove the car to the countryside and stopped at the entrance of the old supply and marketing cooperative. He led Erpi into the clothing store where the clothes were being held for a conference. He pointed at Erpi and said to the proprietress:

"Get him a suit of clothes, both inside and outside."

The landlady took a look at Erpi. He was dirty and smelly. There was no way he could try on clothes. She could only look at his body and make a guess. She picked up a long-sleeved T-shirt. , opened the outer packaging bag, held it up at the shoulders with both hands, and asked Zhang Xiangbei:

"Is this okay?"

Zhang Xiangbei said yes, two pieces, red and navy blue.

"How big is your waist?" Zhang Xiangbei asked Erpi.

Erpi said: "I don't know either."

"He? He should be 2 feet 5," said the landlady.

There was a ruler in the store, but the landlady was afraid of giving him a second measurement. However, based on experience, she also knew that this guy's waist should be two feet four to five feet. If she quoted a larger size, she would definitely not be wrong.

Zhang Xiangbei said yes, get him a pair of two-foot-five jeans, and a pair of elasticated sweatpants.

After choosing this and then choosing a coat, the landlady pointed to the double-breasted suit hanging in the corner with a plastic sleeve on the outside and dust on the shoulders, and asked Zhang Xiangbei:

"Is this suit good?"

Zhang Xiangbei turned to Erpi and asked, "Do you like it?"

"Give it to me?" Erpi looked at the suit, his mouth almost watered, and he said, "I like it, of course I do."

"Give us this set too." Zhang Xiangbei said to the proprietress.

After buying a suit, he went on to buy a belt and socks. Zhang Xiangbei wanted to buy him black socks, but Erpi insisted on white socks. Zhang Xiangbei said that only people in the countryside wear white socks now. Erpi said with a smile, I am from the countryside. Man, I love wearing white socks the most.

I also bought a pair of travel shoes of an unknown brand. A box of four seemed to be "Antarctic", but it was actually "Antarctic", but the shorts were almost completely short.

Zhang Xiangbei put all these into a large black plastic bag, and asked Erpi to carry it. He took out his mobile phone, paid with WeChat, and asked the landlady if there was a hotel nearby?

The landlady said yes, so she went out and turned right, passed the Longxi Hotel, and walked a hundred meters further, when she saw a sign that said Longxi Hotel.

"But..." the landlady said hesitantly.

Zhang Xiangbei asked: "What's wrong?"

"That hotel is very shabby. It doesn't look like you are staying there. Boss, you look like you are doing big business." The landlady said considerately, "But this is the only place where people live in the countryside. Aren't you driving a car?" Let’s go to the county seat.”

Zhang Xiangbei said thank you and led Erpi out without driving. The car parked here.

The two people walked along the road at the door for more than a hundred meters. Sure enough, they saw a two-story building on the roadside with a "Longxi Hotel" sign hanging at the door.

Zhang Xiangbei walked into a dimly lit room with no front desk. There was only a glass counter at the intersection of the stairs leading upstairs and the corridor on the first floor.

There are cigarettes, towels, toothpaste and toothbrushes inside the glass counter, as well as instant noodles, ham sausages, and multi-flavored peanuts. On top of the glass counter, there is a sign made of plexiglass, which reads: "Accommodation Registration" four word.

Inside the counter, there was a little girl sitting.

Zhang Xiangbei walked over and asked, "Is there any room?"

The little girl said yes, the superior room costs 81 per night and the regular room costs 50 per night.

"Can I take a shower in the room?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.

"Superior rooms are available, but ordinary rooms are not. You have to go to the toilet to wash up." The little girl said.

Zhang Xiangbei said yes, then give me a superior room.

The little girl slapped an accommodation registration form in front of Zhang Xiangbei and asked him to register his ID card. Zhang Xiangbei took out his ID card to register and paid the deposit. Zhang Xiangbei asked the little girl if there was anything in the room. No shampoo, body wash or anything?

"It's here." The little girl tapped the glass counter with her finger, "Would you like it?"

Zhang Xiangbei said yes.

The little girl took out a plastic bag, which contained a combination of disposable toothbrushes, toothpaste and compressed towels. Then she tore into packages of shampoo and asked Zhang Xiangbei how many packages he wanted. Zhang Xiangbei looked back at Erpi. explain:

"Give me the whole thing."

The little girl gave Zhang Xiangbei a five-pack of shampoo, and then went to tear off the body wash. Zhang Xiangbei said no, please give me a piece of soap.

Zhang Xiangbei then asked for another razor and told Erpi to shave the hair on my face.

From the moment he entered the clothing store and knew that Zhang Xiangbei wanted to buy clothes for himself, Erpi had always been very good. He agreed to follow Zhang Xiangbei's almost everything.

The hotel is very small, with only eight rooms upstairs and downstairs. The superior room is upstairs. Zhang Xiangbei put all the things he just bought into the plastic bag that was used to carry clothes, and gave him the key. and said to him:

"You go upstairs and give me a good wash. After washing, put on new clothes and throw away all these. Do you hear me? If you don't wash well, I will take off all your clothes and leave you naked."

The little girl giggled as she listened, and Erpi was impatient for a long time. He said okay, Brother Zhang, I will definitely wash myself cleaner than a beer bottle.

Erpi carried the bag and went upstairs. Zhang Xiangbei walked to sit on a wooden sofa opposite the glass counter. There seemed to be traces of phlegm on the terrazzo floor. Zhang Xiangbei was careful not to step on it. .

Zhang Xiangbei took out his mobile phone, opened his mailbox, and read the reports that Ma Lin sent him every day.

The little girl inside the glass counter was lying on the counter with her chin resting on her arm. She stared at Zhang Xiangbei and suddenly asked:

"Who are you Erpi?"

Zhang Xiangbei was stunned, looked up at her, and asked, "Do you know him?"

"Of course, I am from Nianzigou Village, how could I not recognize him?" the little girl said.

Zhang Xiangbei was surprised and asked, "Are you from Nianzigou Village too? Then why didn't I see you guys saying hello?"

"Humph, who cares about him, this stinky scoundrel." The little girl said, "By the way, you haven't told me who you are."

"I'm his brother, didn't you hear him call me?" Zhang Xiangbei said.

"Come on, Erpi's mother. He died before I was born. His father died when I was in elementary school. He is the only one in his family. He has an older brother..."

As the little girl talked, she remembered, and she shouted:

"I know, are you the boss Zhang of 'Zhai Xian Delivery'? My mother called me earlier and asked me what she wanted to do in the village. She asked me to go back when I had time. She also said that a big boss came to help them. In the meeting, the boss who is bigger than Sister Xiang must be you, right?"

Zhang Xiangbei smiled and said, "Do you think I look like me?"

The little girl said: "You don't look very young, you are only a few years older than me, but you look very similar, especially when you do things."

"What happened to what I was doing?" Zhang Xiangbei became interested, stood up and walked over to ask.

"It's very simple, just do whatever you say. Aren't those big bosses on TV all like this?" the little girl said, and Zhang Xiangbei laughed.

"Have you watched too much TV about the domineering president?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.

The little girl giggled and said, "You don't look like a domineering president."

"Oh, what's different?" Zhang Xiangbei asked.

The little girl stretched out her hand and wiped her face, and said to Zhang Xiangbei: "Their faces are all like this, cold, pretending to be cool, you are -"

The little girl raised her neck as she spoke, imitating Zhang Xiangbei's smile and said, "You can smile like this, and what's more, you can even be with people like Erpi."

"Okay." Zhang Xiangbei said, "I'm not overbearing at all. Just like in your room here, they are senior presidents. I am a very lame kind of person who would be with Erpi."

"A bit." The little girl nodded and said, "By the way, what are you going to do in our village?"

From what the little girl said just now, Zhang Xiangbei heard that her mother needed her to go back and make up her mind, which meant that this little girl's words at home were useful. He immediately regarded her as someone he could win over and talked to her in detail. They started preparing for corporate transformation.

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