The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Many things in the world are quite outrageous. For example, a rice bag can actually eat Tai Xiaoyi, who is good at cooking, until her eyes light up, as if it has opened the door to a new world.

The table was full of the crisp sound of teeth clattering and cutting vegetable leaves. Tai Xiaoyi said vaguely: "This thing is much more delicious than it looks. It's amazing. I never thought that such a simple thing could have such a good taste. I Many friends have been to Northeast China before, but they are not used to the local food. Maybe it’s because I have a strong taste?”

"Is this too spicy?" Lao Wang felt that as a Northeasterner, he had to stand up and uphold justice: "Stinky tofu, stinky mandarin fish, stinky amaranth, shriveled cow and sheep skin, raw fish, tea, crab sauce and blood tofu, which one? It doesn’t taste any stronger than this~ Anyway, I can’t stand that kind of thing. I can’t understand why some people like to eat smelly things?”

Li Cang wiped his hands and looked at Lao Wang with a smile.

This posture was very familiar to Lao Wang and Dalei Zi, and they both roared: "Shut up!"

Li Cang: "Maybe because people can't eat shit directly?"

Tai Xiaoyi suffocated, and the chewing movements of Dalei Zi and Lao Wang froze at the same time.

"Ah ah ah ah, Li Cang, I'm going to kill you, you beast."

"It's like this every time, Big Leizi messes with him!"

"Goose goose, I'm full, please take your time~"

Li Cang screamed and ran out of the stilted building. A bunch of furniture and Dalei Zi's favorite toys flew out behind him. He looked at the progress of [Kun] and felt that it was almost a series in his lifetime, at least a dozen. hours.

Li Cang carried a bucket of wild beast meat that had been frozen for more than two months to feed Da Leizi's pet Huahua. The meat was from Adou, who Li Cang and Lao Wang had proven to be unable to support him. The taste was extremely anti-human and it was frozen. It took too long and the surface of the meat became dehydrated and turned white, making it look like a mess.

"Bang~"

A bucket of frozen meat was thrown in front of Huahua. The big cat stretched its neck and started tearing and biting violently. The frozen meat made a crackling sound, and crushed ice and blood flew away.

What kind of bad intentions can a cat have? Cats are just starving. When they see Miss Qiu, they want to go up and take a few sips to see if there is milk.

"Kitty cat, you obviously don't understand what kind of treatment is waiting for you, and you definitely don't know that the master you think has the title of "You will die if you raise him" level 17. Regarding raising pets, Dalei Zi has always said She is responsible for killing and not burying her. Do you think she has been feeding you other than playing with you these past few days? "

"Hey, you're still yelling at me, why don't you try yelling again?"

"roar--"

The big cat roared and fell to the ground, lying on its back with its belly exposed.

Feed the cat, feed the horse, feed the corpse brother, feed the tomb beast

Alas, life at the end of the world is really boring.

Then Li Cang decided to go to the disaster relief base. Lao Wang and Dalei Zi followed Gao Er no matter what.

"I have business to go," Li Cang said speechlessly, "I don't have time to bring you a big sword!"

"Mingren don't tell secrets. I, Wang, have not degenerated to the point of looking for girls in the field related to the big sword. I just enjoy the process and the feeling. Do you understand?"

"Is there any essential difference?"

At Base 3, Li Cang and the others received a warm welcome and inhumane onlookers.

Population has always been a flaw for the two bases. So far, the number of people who can be wholesaled to the base like livestock is only three living treasures in total. It can be said that it is in the limelight for a while. Everyone wants to see this one and take away two second-class coins. How many eyes and legs does a guy with a medal of merit have?

Meng Liang, whom Li Cang hates the most, rushed up: "Comrade Li Cang, you have to understand the difficulties of the base. There are too many people here. Let's see if the price can be negotiated. The last commendation meeting almost emptied the base. , The people at the Academy of Science and Technology only ask us for subsidies and funds all day long, and the base’s finances have been almost wiped out.”

"Dear, I suggest you find a walking corpse to bite all those 70,000 people," Lao Wang sneered: "After all, if you sacrifice a living body, you can get back more than 100,000 coins! Are you still discussing it? How dare you? Is your conscience licked by a dog? Let me discuss with you whether you want to get out or not!”

The people of Mengliang were all stunned——

There were hundreds of people around with their faces bruised and bruised, but they didn't laugh out loud, looking very professional.

He still lacks the most basic understanding of Lao Wang, otherwise he would not ask such a weird question on the spot. Master Wang's courtesy is limited to giving to people with bigger fists than him, which will definitely not include this kind of grinding and taking advantage. Not enough players

Let's talk about Meng Liang. Li Cang's impression of him is really very bad, even worse than that of the bald old head of the literature department.

The reason is probably that this person is always accustomed to putting himself on the moral high ground and doing some secret villainy behavior under the guise of serving the people. In a word, he is not great enough to be great.

It is hard to imagine that this kind of guy could be from the military. He and Bei Zhikang, Zhao Yangfeng and Yuanqing have two completely different styles of painting.

Zhao Yang calmly pushed the ignorant Meng Liang back, and gave Li Cang a bear hug when he came up.

"Haha, little thief, how did you do it? There is really no shortage of people in the mine now. By the way, these 70,000 people behind are really - hmm?"

"Lao Wang has a video recording of the whole process. Let him show it to you later," Li Cang said: "Every one counts as one. If you don't use it, you will use it to death. There is absolutely no injustice. If you don't believe it, you throw these people ahead of the more than 100,000 people." Are you going to be peeled off in the crowd?”

Zhao Yang looked very puzzled: "That's not true. We just think that in a fucking environment like that, if you put a Dou in there, you wouldn't end up like that. I really can't imagine it."

"I'm no less shocked than you are," Li Cang asked, "What did Boss Bei want to do with me last time?"

Bei Zhikang threw it over and rolled his eyes: "I'm still thinking of taking advantage of my position to find a backdoor to let your kid taste the benefits of meta-human growth promoter first. Ha, aren't some people too rare to pay attention to us?"

"Oh? XCMG really tinkered with that thing. What's the result?"

"Ahem." Bei Zhikang's eyes flashed with embarrassment: "What, there was a little accident."

"How many died?"

"What do you mean a few are dead? There should be a few left." Feng Yuanqing sighed, "Some time ago, the group of prisoners you sent over to rob the islands caused trouble and killed more than a dozen mine guards in an attempt to escape. Li Wai Wai selected 265 for the Academy of Sciences for human experiments, and now only three are still alive."

"What's going on?"

Bei Zhikang shook his head: "The people at the Academy are also confused. It has performed very well on orangutans and monkeys. Those individuals who have been tested are still alive, but it turns out that it doesn't work when they are released into humans. After two injections of the medicine, even the prayers were saved." Not coming back!”