The King of Variety Entertainment

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Yang An said: I haven't formally apprenticed to a teacher yet! In fact, I originally wanted to worship Mr. Cao Shulin as a teacher, but after hearing my four basic skills, he turned around and left. I begged him for a long time, but he would rather take off his shoes and give it to me. , and refuse to accept me as a disciple!

Li Yue laughed: Who wants to accept it, you just take off your shoes and sing!

Yang Andao: But Happy Comedian can't do without a cross talk show! So I joined the Lin Yunshe Music and Art Alliance, and then I found you, a professional fan, as a partner, and I personally competed on stage. It is difficult to provoke this important task! Everyone, I, Yang An can be shameless, I stand on the stage and talk nonsense, the purpose is to amuse everyone, as long as I can persist in two rounds without being eliminated, I, a primary school student in the cross talk world, will win!

The audience applauded loudly and gave Yang An their applause, applauding his courage.

In the lounge, several sketch actors also applauded Yang An. Everyone knew in their hearts that Yang An's cross talk just now was quite qualified.

A cross talk actor doesn’t have to be familiar with the names of dishes, geographical maps, etc., nor does he have to memorize the lyrics of Taiping backwards. As long as he can amuse the audience on stage, he is a good cross talk actor .

Obviously, Yang An did this. He looked quite relaxed on the stage, like a fish in water, and cooperated tacitly with Li Yue. He threw out all kinds of burdens one after another, and the laughter of the audience almost never stopped.

For ten minutes, Yang An and Li Yue talked for a full ten minutes without a single pause. The main content was to talk about why Yang An came on stage as a beginner in cross talk, and what difficulties he encountered in learning the art from a teacher during this month. and setbacks, and finally decided to stand on the stage with a learning mentality.

Today is Yang An's first show of cross talk, and the knocking on the door was very loud, and the enthusiastic response from the audience speaks for itself.

Yang An walked out wearing a coat, and Li Yue followed behind him. The two bowed frequently, thanking the audience for their warm applause and cheers.

When the voice was a little quieter, Yang An said with emotion: I personally came to the stage to talk about cross talk, but I actually undertook a lot of pressure. In the past month, I have been busy with program planning every day, and I have to find time to think about jokes. Rehearsing the words, sleeping for no more than 4 hours a day, haven't you noticed? I've lost weight...

The audience applauded one after another, and many people were distressed. The female audience who took the initiative stood up and shouted: Yang An, I will always support you!

Ha ha ha ha!

Everyone was booing, and Yang An also smiled at the female fan: Thank you for your support, why don't you come and talk about cross talk for me in the next issue? Just kidding, Li Yue and I represent the Lin Yunshe Quyi Alliance, representing the art of cross talk, I bow to everyone here, thank you!

With a modest attitude and a sincere smile, Yang An waved off the stage amidst applause from the audience, took off his gown, and changed back into his Anima evening dress.

Li Yue pushed open the door of the lounge, and the Love Smile Brothers rushed forward, helping him to sit on the biggest sofa to rest.

Oh, Mr. Li, please sit down quickly! I am interviewing you on behalf of the happy comedian program group. How do you feel about cross talk with Yang An?

Ma Xin used the mineral water bottle as a microphone and put it to Li Yue's mouth.

At this time, Li Yue was still greeting Xiao Dongbei, Zhen Ling and the others. When he saw Ma Xin doing this, he laughed: Didn't you also acted in sketches with him? I feel similar to you!

No one likes to listen to this kind of smooth talk, another big fat man Cai Xiaofei squeezed over: Brother Li, who wrote the book just now? Let me reveal the inside story, everyone wants to know, what else is Yang An doing? No way!

That's right, today he is talking about cross talk,

He might come up with a sketch tomorrow!

The day after tomorrow, I will go to film a TV series!

There will be another movie next week!

In six months, he will be able to win the Oscar statuette!

Everyone joked and flattered each other, insisting that Li Yue reveal Yang An's situation.

Li Yue suddenly fell silent. He looked at these people and asked, You really don't know? He has been running to Linyun Society almost every day for half a month. Don't you know anything about it? Ma Xin, You guys still love to laugh brother!

Ma Xin is a little embarrassed: Since Brother Yang left from Jianghu Talk, we haven't recorded a show together, and he is the boss, and he is busy preparing for Happy Comedian, so it is not a matter of work. , we rarely bother him.

Li Yue said: Then let me tell you, Yang An has been here for a total of fifteen days. On the first day, he invited me to dinner and talked about topic selection while eating. His inspiration exploded. He only ate two bites of food and drank a mouthful of water in half an hour. In the end, he asked the waiter to pack it for him, saying that he would take it home and eat it when he had no inspiration. On the first night, after he had practiced the basic skills of cross talk for three hours, he dragged me to talk until two o'clock in the morning before he was sure. Two options.

Everyone was nodding secretly. For sketch actors, rehearsing in the early morning is also a common thing. Sometimes when they encounter a script, they suddenly have a sudden inspiration the night before their performance. Even if they don't sleep all night, they have to rehearse.

Li Yue continued: The next day, he came again, and he only had three hours to spare. He changed while talking, and almost changed 60% of yesterday's content. Ask me, Cao Shulin, Hou Jian, Cao Xiaobao and those younger generations, if anyone doesn’t like to listen and has suggestions, he will continue to change it!”

This time, everyone was silent, Yang An must have worked too hard!

Li Yue said with emotion: On the fourth day, he finally didn't come. I went on a business trip to Lanhai, so I could take a day off. But on the fifth day, he came to me with more than twenty pieces of A4 paper in his hand. The lines are all his new ideas in the past two days, and many lines have been stamped and re-edited. On this Saturday, everyone is resting. He practiced basic skills, changed the lines, and rehearsed. Eat breakfast!

Ma Xin sighed: Brother Yang is like this, he will die when he is busy with work!

Li Yuedao: Just now on stage, he said that he sleeps less than 4 hours a day, which is not an exaggeration at all. In the fifteen days since he came to Linyun Club, he has grown from a layman who has never learned cross talk to being able to stand in The contestants on the stage of Happy Comedian only have to work hard, there is no other reason!

clap clap clap...

Xiao Dongbei, Jin Dabao, Tang Baoer, Zhen Ling, all of them applauded at the same time, filled with emotion.

Even the cameraman was moved, he felt in his heart, fortunately, the video was recorded just now, this will be an excellent behind-the-scenes material in the future!

Yang An on the stage didn't know what was going on in the lounge. He changed into a black dress, asked the makeup artist to re-do his hairstyle, and then walked onto the crescent moon stage.

Yang An is quite handsome~

There was another female audience fan booing in the audience, Yang An chuckled, looked at her and said, Are you still thinking about this burden? I am half-deaf and cured a long time ago, and our show has already finished, okay! , Li Yue, why did you change your gender? You have become slimmer! You look pretty!

call~~~

The audience burst out laughing after booing, the atmosphere in the lounge was tense, when they heard Yang An say that suddenly, everyone burst out laughing.

Jin Dabao shook his head, and said enviously: This Yang An really opens his mouth, he dares to say anything, and anything can become a burden!

Xiao Dongbei nodded and said: This is a natural sense of joy, which is difficult to cultivate the day after tomorrow. Yang An is a genius in variety shows!

Zhen Ling smiled and said: Forget it, forget it, I don't want to fight, I don't feel wronged by losing to him! Let's take part in this show as having fun!

What else can I do? Everyone laughed wryly, and everyone's mentality suddenly changed. However, in the next five minutes, they rekindled their fighting spirit.

On the stage, Yang An waved his hand in the direction of the director, making a covert signal, which meant that he was going to say something that might be controversial, and informed Duan Haishan to prepare.

Yang An said solemnly: Everyone, I want to tell you something that will definitely not be broadcast, about voting.

The audience gradually quieted down, they rarely saw Yang An so serious.

Yang An said: The Chinese comedy industry is still very weak. It is not easy for every comedian. In order to bring laughter to the audience, everyone has racked their brains to create and perform. They should be respected! I hope you, don't Because of my personal reasons, I have shaken your original decision. Vote for whoever you like, don’t coax, and vote for me. If my number of votes is too exaggerated, I will consider leaving the cross talk show and changing positions for others After all, the show needs to be fair. I am the host and participate in the competition, which is already out of line. After this episode of the show is broadcast, the outside world will definitely set off a wave of accusations against me, so all viewers, please understand my difficulties and vote seriously. thank you all!

These words were very sincere, and many players in the waiting room thought a little better, and they rekindled their fighting spirit.

At this time, Duan Haishan's order in the monitoring channel was also released, and many internal personnel distributed on the scene received the instructions, and quickly cooperated with Yang Anlai on the stage, shouting one after another.

A group of people booed and shouted: Brother Yang, don't worry, we know it well!

Don't worry, we will never vote for you!

Whoever votes for you is the grandson!

Hahahaha... The audience laughed again, Yang An held his forehead and almost collapsed: Brother, can you say something good? If you don't vote for me at all, I will really go down after two rounds! Brother, I know you, You've been playing against me from the very beginning, and you're making fun of me again, aren't you...

The whole audience burst out laughing, and the booing elder brother stood up, clasped his fists triumphantly and signaled to the surroundings, making everyone overjoyed.

It's a pity that such an interesting on-stage and off-stage interaction is destined not to be broadcast on TV. The staff in the director's area can only sigh and let Yang An talk nonsense on the stage.

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PS: I have thought about this episode before. There will never be a scene behind the scenes. As the protagonist, it is necessary for Yang An to participate. If there is controversy, there will be conflicts, and only when there are conflicts will there be slaps. Back to reality, Lao Wu also participated in many shows in the first season. In the second season, Lao Guo was ridiculed by other contestants many times and even supported Xiao Yueyue, so it is not impossible for Yang An to do so. Then let’s talk about the issue of speed. Don’t forget, there is still a process that has not been done, which is called editing. The things I wrote are recorded on the spot, not the content of the TV broadcast.

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