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As soon as he heard about cross-line, Yang An was not happy: I have done a lot of cross-line business! I am a host, I can also be a director, and I am also a singer. The songs I wrote are being sung nationwide. !

The music of Swing Together sounded in time, and Yang An put his hands up, leading the audience to cheer up together: Let's swing together, swing together ~ forget all the pain, let's swing together ~

When the music stopped, Yang An raised his hand and made a gesture of blowing kisses, thanking the audience for their cooperation.

The audience cheered and laughed in unison. Yang An pointed to the auditorium and said to Li Yue: Look, these are all my fans! I have done a lot of cross-industry things, why can't I talk about cross talk? I forgot to introduce myself to everyone Yes, there may be viewers in front of the TV who don’t know me, my name is Yang An, a primary school student in the cross talk world, this is Teacher Li Yueli.”

Li Yue said: Your teacher, I said Yang An, are you really talking about cross talk today?

Yang An said: That's right! I'm also a member of the Lin Yunshe Quyi Alliance. In terms of seniority, I have to call Cao Shulin a master! Is the master here today? Oh, sit there! Master, please sit down!

The cameraman captured the figure of Cao Shulin in the audience seat. Cao Shulin stood up, waved to the stage and gave a thumbs up.

The audience was in an uproar, it's impossible!

Yang An, is this for real? He really said cross talk on behalf of Lin Yunshe? He's a layman...can he speak cross talk?

In the waiting room, the four groups of contestants were all dumbfounded.

Yang An, he... said cross talk?

He's a host... also a producer, and the chief director... My God, I can't imagine, he said cross talk, he competed with us on the same stage!

Did I hear you right? He couldn't be playing around with Li Yue, and then another one would come up and drive him away later, right?

I hope so! If Yang An enters the competition by himself, none of us will think about it. The audience will give him face, and he will definitely be number one!

It was beyond everyone's expectations. It was better for everyone to think about Yang An acting in a sketch. Seeing him talking about cross talk, everyone felt almost bewildered!

On the stage, Li Yue shook his head and said: I still can't believe it, your host is doing a good job, why did you change to talking about cross talk?

Yang An said: Because I love the art of cross talk!

Li Yue didn't believe it: Since I like cross talk, then last year's Spring Festival, the TV cross talk contest held by Zhongjing TV station, all famous cross talk actors in the circle were invited, why didn't I watch you participate?

Yang An said: Why didn't I participate in the cross talk contest? Well, here, I want to make a formal statement.

Li Yue said: Tell me why you didn't participate?

Yang An said: Because...

Yang An blinked, his eyes were evasive and he didn't dare to look at people, he looked aggrieved, and covered his mouth with his hands. Amidst the audience's laughter, he said in a crying voice: Because no one invited me...

The audience applauded and booed even louder, and many people laughed: No one cares about you, right! No one invited you at all!

Yang An's aggrieved expression, evasive eyes, and crying tone made the whole audience burst into laughter. Even the people in the waiting room grinned happily. This is a good burden. It turns out that Yang An is really talking about cross talk!

Li Yue laughed: That's how it is!

Yang An waved his hand and said: Why is that so? I'm just kidding you. I'm serious. I didn't go because I was sick and couldn't go!

Li Yue became curious: Hey! What's wrong with you?

Yang An said: Half-mute, half-deaf!

Li Yue became even more curious: Half-mute and half-deaf? What kind of disease is this? I've never heard of it! A half-mute and half-deaf comedian,

How fresh! How half-mute and half-deaf?

Yang Andao: Haven't heard of it? Then let me explain to you. Crosstalk is all about oral skills. There are four basic homework. You can sing when you take off your shoes. I can take off my shoes and can't sing. This is called half-knowledge, so it's called half dumb!

Li Yue interrupted him: Stop, stop, what do you mean singing when you take off your shoes?

Yang An argued: The four basic skills of cross talk, just take off your shoes and sing!

The audience who heard this burden for the first time burst out laughing, this Yang An is so naughty, he is obviously talking about learning to sing!

Li Yue corrected: It's about learning to sing!

Yang An gasped, and asked in disbelief, Are you sure you mean learning to sing?

Li Yue nodded: Yes, I'm sure!

Yang An looked embarrassed, patted Li Yue, and complained: I hate you! Why didn't you remind me when I was talking to my son backstage in the morning? I thought it would be a burden to sing as soon as I took off my shoes. Learn to sing... talk to learn to sing...how do you tell me to be round?

The audience laughed, little classmate, you didn't even get the words right, what are you talking about cross talk!

Li Yue was also happy: Come on, come on, Yang Da hosts, talk and learn to sing, you are half dumb, let me see how you are doing?

Yang An bit his hand lightly, his face was filled with embarrassment, the audience laughed out loud, let's see how you behave!

Yang An stretched out four fingers and said, Okay, let's talk and learn to sing. The first item is to say! I can say tongue twisters, but I can't pass the mouth. Can this count as half?

Li Yue nodded: You are the host, master of tongue twisters, you must have deep skills, okay, you know half of it!

Yang An said again: The second thing is to learn! I don't know ventriloquist and Chinese opera, but I know local dialects and popular songs. Can this count as half of it?

Li Yue continued to nod: Yes, your pop songs are not bad, you can be counted as more than half of you!

Yang An snapped off the third finger: The third item is teasing! I can speak single-handedly, I can play funny, I can barely do double-handed, and I have also practiced double reeds. Can this count as more than half?

Li Yue shook his head: This remains to be investigated. What about the fourth song? Could it be that you have also practiced Taiping's lyrics and the opening song?

Yang An shook his head: I really don't know the lyrics of Taiping, but if you add it up, I know half of it, right?

Li Yue counted on his fingers: Half, more than half, more than half, add up... hey, it's exactly half...

Yang An was very happy, clapping his hands and laughing at the audience, he was extremely proud: Hahahaha, friends, how are you doing? I told you half-dumb! It's so amazing! Where is the applause?

The audience laughed loudly and sent warm applause and boos, this Yang An is so talkative!

Li Yue had no choice but to say, Okay, okay, half-mute means you're right, what does it mean to be half-deaf?

Yang An said: I can only listen to half of what others say.

Li Yue said with a smile: This is fresh, then you can learn how to talk to me. Let me ask you, have you eaten today?

Yang An said solemnly: You are today.

Li Yue thumped his palms: Oh, this is called half hearing, half deaf!

Yang An said: That's right, I didn't hear 'Have you eaten'!

Li Yue said: It's so interesting, then you can learn one more thing, Yang An is not handsome!

Yang An's face became displeased, he slapped Li Yue, and said, Speak with your conscience, you are hypocritical!

The audience laughed loudly, is this still called half-deaf? You obviously heard it all! Does it have to be said that Yang An is quite handsome, so it is not hypocritical?

Li Yue was also puzzled: Did you hear everything when you wrote this sentence?

Yang An said: No, I'm half-deaf, only half-heard, and then I heard you say 'Yang Anshuai'!

Li Yue snorted and became furious: It's the first time I heard that this half-deaf can still jump! And the meaning has changed completely, okay?

Ha ha ha ha……

The audience burst into laughter, boos and applause, and several people booed: Yang An is so handsome~

Yang An laughed: Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, I'm called selective deafness, intermittent seizures!

Li Yue sneered and laughed: You are still selective and intermittent, you are really sick! Let me ask you one last thing, follow me, eighty-eight!

Yang An was taken aback, raised three fingers, and asked, Three words?

Li Yue laughed, very proud: This time I see why you are half deaf? You half listen!

Yang An waved his hand, thought of a solution in an instant, and shouted solemnly: This can't help me! Forty-four!

The audience burst into laughter, and the applause continued for a long time. The laughing brothers in the lounge clapped their legs and clapped their hands, laughing and lying on the sofa, really amused by Yang An's cheap appearance.

Li Yue was furious: Hey, why are you so cheap, what if I said ninety-nine just now?

Yang An dismissed it, and replied without hesitation: Forty-nine point five!

Li Yue pushed Yang An violently: Who asked you a math problem, are you half-deaf?

The audience laughed until their faces ached. This Yang Anjian is so invincible, what the hell is this! Half-deaf, poof... No, it's funny to think about it, I can't stand Yang An!

Li Yue also looked helpless, unable to speak for a long time, he pulled Yang An and said: Yang An, you are half-deaf not because of your ears, but because of your brain!

Yang An said: I'm just joking with you, in fact, I don't have the disease of being half-deaf and half-mute at all.

Li Yue asked: Then why don't you participate in the cross talk contest?

Yang An sighed: The main reason is that I entered the industry too late, and people don't know that I can speak cross talk.

Li Yue was happy: Now I'm finally telling the truth, what are you talking about half-mute and half-deaf! Let me ask you, when did you enter the profession?

Yang An looked at the sky, pinched his fingers and counted for a long time, and he was still muttering something, as if he had forgotten it.

Li Yue snorted: You even forgot the days when you entered the industry? Then how many years have you studied cross talk?

Yang An put down his counting hand and said modestly, Less than twenty years!

Li Yue was in awe: Hey, it's less than twenty years, so you've talked long enough! But why haven't I heard of you? To be honest, how many years?

Yang An thought for a while, then whispered, 0.08.

Li Yue was confused: 0.08? What is 0.08? Wait a minute, you mean 0.08 years? 12 months a year, multiplied by 0.08 is... You have only learned cross talk for less than a month?

The audience laughed out loud, this Yang An is too good at bragging, dare to compete on stage after only learning cross talk for a month? How can you say less than twenty years!

Yang An hummed, Li Yue was depressed: Who is your master?

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PS: I changed some baggage myself, but the text is indeed not as direct as the video, you can refer to the excerpt of Xiao Yueyue in the first issue of the second season of Comedian. Don't forget to vote for free recommendation~

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