The boss is dressed as cannon fodder

Lin Tiancai was satisfied and gave half of the credit points he earned from the brainwashing song "I Twist" on Starry Sky to Jiang He.

This brainwashing song is really popular now. It has swept all major music platforms in Starry Sky in just a few days. Many people said that it was nothing to twist along with them involuntarily. Twisting in a mecha is the kingly way!

It is said that many primary school students plan to use this song as accompaniment in this year's mecha dance competition.

Lin Tiancai's new song was so popular that Long Hao responded by holding a concert and playing his newly "created" piano music to suppress Lin Tiancai.

Starry Sky was as lively as a festival, and the viewing rate reached the highest level in ten years. The person in charge of Starry Sky was so happy that he smiled and let more live broadcasters focus on Long Hao and Lin Tiancai.

Of course, Jiang He had to be dragged out of the corner occasionally.

In the eyes of the world, Jiang He, who is as generous as a saint, not only contributed ancient medical books that are beneficial to human genetic evolution, but also has creative ability. The brainwashing divine song sung by Lin Tiancai was actually created by him, a suona illusionist.

In previous years, military school students were the protagonists, but this year it became illusionists. Sure enough, the audience are all little goblins who like new things and dislike old things!

Jiang He smiled and opened the smart brain.

On the eve of the military exercise, the bets on the Star Network changed again. In the original text, the team that Long Hao belongs to has a one-sided chance of winning. It is probably because the male protagonist's halo has weakened, and now more people are betting on other people.

There are also many wins for Feng Ling's team, but it is obviously less than last year. It is said that the audience admires his noble sentiments very much, but they don't believe in his ability. After all, his physical fitness is only C now, and Long Hao is S-level.

Don't think that illusionists only look at mental strength. Sometimes the battlefield is often determined by physical fitness. The delicate illusionists often can't survive to the end.

Jiang He was a little sad. He found that there were too many smart people. Many people bet on Feng Ling to win. Even if they won the first place, they didn't make much money.

It's better than nothing!

Jiang He invested all his credit points in Feng Ling. He could buy Xiao Yinyin's Loli shell when he got back. He would buy the most expensive one!

"Are you short of money?" Xiang Jinyi was puzzled. The money from selling the music score before could make ordinary people live a comfortable life for ten lifetimes.

"I want to customize a mecha." Jiang He thought for a while and said, "I also want to build a laboratory."

Xiang Jinyi was speechless. Customizing a mecha is a sky-high price, and the laboratory is even more expensive. No matter how much money you have, it is not enough.

"Wait until the government gives you dividends, you will have everything." Yanhuang Star is the richest planet in the universe, and the government will definitely not treat Jiang He badly. Xiang Jinyi thought for a moment and said, "But forget about the laboratory. Even the noble families can't afford it."

**

Finally arriving at Douen Star, the military academy students were full of energy. 铡炁鍍卭gui扉绀红敊簇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆Lin Tiancai contentedly gave half of the credit points earned from the brainwashing song "I Twist" on Xingkong.com to Jianghe.

This brainwashing song is really popular now. It has swept all major music platforms in the interstellar space in just a few days. Many people said that they couldn't help but twist along, which was nothing. Twisting in a mecha is the kingly way!

It is said that many primary school students plan to use this song as the accompaniment for this year's mecha dance competition.

Lin Tiancai's new song was so popular that Long Hao responded by holding a concert and playing his newly "composed" piano music to beat Lin Tiancai.

Star Network was as lively as a festival, and the audience rating reached the highest level in ten years. The person in charge of Star Network was so happy that he smiled and let more live broadcasters focus on Long Hao and Lin Tiancai.

Of course, Jiang He had to be dragged out of the corner occasionally.

In the eyes of the world, Jiang He, who was as generous as a saint, not only contributed ancient medical books that were beneficial to human genetic evolution, but also had creative ability. The brainwashing divine song sung by Lin Tiancai was actually created by him, a suona illusionist.

In previous years, military academy students were the protagonists, but this year they became illusionists. Sure enough, the audience were all little goblins who loved the new and disliked the old!

Jiang He smiled and opened the smart brain.

On the eve of the military exercise, the bets on Star Network changed again. In the original text, Long Hao's team had a one-sided chance of winning. It was probably because the male protagonist's halo was weakened, and now more people voted for other people.

There were also many wins for the Fengling team, but it was obviously less than last year. It is said that the audience admired his noble sentiments very much, but they did not trust his ability. After all, his physical fitness was only C level now, while Long Hao was S level.

Don't think that the illusionist only looks at mental strength. Sometimes the battlefield is often determined by physical fitness. The delicate illusionist often cannot survive to the end.

Jiang He was a little sad. He found that there were too many smart people. Many people bet on Fengling to win. Even if they won the first place, they did not make much money.

It's better than nothing!

Jiang He invested all his credit points in Fengling. He could buy Xiao Yinyin's loli shell when he returned. He just bought the most expensive one!

"Are you short of money?" Xiang Jinyi was puzzled. The money from selling the music score before could make ordinary people live a comfortable life for ten lifetimes.

"I want to customize a mecha." Jiang He thought for a while and said, "I also want to build a laboratory."

Xiang Jinyi was speechless. Customizing a mecha is a sky-high price, and the laboratory is even more expensive. No matter how much money you have, it is not enough.

"When the government gives you dividends, you will have everything you need." Yanhuang Star is the richest planet in the universe, and the government will definitely not treat Jiang He badly. Xiang Jinyi thought for a moment and said, "But forget about the laboratory, that thing can't even be afforded by the noble families."

**

Finally arrived at Douen Star, the military academy students were full of energy.

After knowing that Long Hao was dumped by a group of women, He couldn't help but sigh: "I found that I like the gender culture of the interstellar."

The war between humans and Zerg for thousands of years has led to the interstellar education of women to encourage self-reliance and struggle.

Jiang He believes that if these confident interstellar girls travel to the 21st century and meet mama's boys, Phoenix men, and wife-eating men, they can beat the scumbags into scum.

At this time, the system popped up again.

"Host, there is bad news." The mechanical voice of the system can hear the guilt.

Jiang He frowned, "Speak."

"You are cursed by the male protagonist's halo."

"What happened?"

"The male protagonist lost his girlfriend, and he thought it was your fault, so he was full of resentment towards you." The system explained guiltily, "Whether it is the male and female protagonists who travel through time or rebirth, they are basically the sons of luck before they die, and those who go against them will be unlucky."

Jiang He said calmly: "So I am cursed, will I always be unlucky?"

"Not forever, probably three or four months." The system said with some relief, "Fortunately, host, you did not deprive the male protagonist of the music plug-in, otherwise the curse of the male protagonist's halo would choke you to death when you drink water."

So, how important is a host with a big picture? If you change the host, you will be dead before the game starts.

The system began to promote its mall again, "Host, the mall has something that rebounds the curse, and only requires points from three worlds; if it is a koi, it requires points from four worlds, although they are all one-time..."

Jiang He refused painfully, "I'll talk to you when I need it."

Jiang He once again discovered the importance of peace, fortunately he did not confront Long Hao head-on.

What he thought before was that as long as Xiang Jinyi was not dead, with the addition of music scores from other planes, traditional instruments in the future would overwhelm classical instruments.

From the perspective of human development, it is better to let a hundred flowers bloom and be inclusive.

He once asked the system that humans can suppress the Zerg, but the way of heaven will not allow genocide, just as the humans in this time and space are about to enter extinction, and the way of heaven is looking for taskers to save them.

Jiang He strangely agreed with the way of heaven, thinking that it would be better for humans to establish an external enemy to avoid internal conflicts.

Interstellar weapons are too terrible. The missile called "annihilation" can blow a planet into pieces. Civil war is too dangerous.

Aggressive races need external enemies.

When Jiang He was communicating with the system, the scene of Long Hao breaking up with his group of girlfriends had already attracted the attention of everyone on the warship.

Countless male military school students looked at this "touching" scene with envy and jealousy. Other people break up one-on-one, but the male protagonist breaks up directly n/p.

After knowing that Long Hao was dumped by a group of women, Jiang He couldn't help but sigh: " I found that I like the gender culture of the interstellar."

The war between humans and Zerg for thousands of years has led to the interstellar education of women to encourage self-reliance and struggle.

Jiang He believes that if these confident interstellar girls travel to the 21st century and meet mama's boys, Phoenix men, and wife-eating men, they can beat the scumbags into scum.

At this time, the system popped up again.

"Host, there is bad news." The mechanical sound of the system can hear the guilt.

Jiang He frowned, "Speak."

"You are cursed by the male protagonist's halo."

"What happened?"

"The male protagonist lost his girlfriend, and he thought it was your fault, so he was full of resentment towards you." The system explained guiltily, "Whether it is the male and female protagonists who travel through time or rebirth, they are basically the sons of luck before they die, and those who go against them will be unlucky."

Jiang He said calmly: "So I am cursed, will I always be unlucky?"

"Not forever, probably three or four months." The system said with some relief, "Fortunately, host, you did not deprive the male protagonist of the music plug-in, otherwise the curse of the male protagonist's halo would choke you to death when you drink water."

So, how important is a host with a big picture? If you change the host, you will be dead before the game starts.

The system began to promote its mall again, "Host, the mall has something that rebounds the curse, and only requires points from three worlds; if it is a koi, it requires points from four worlds, although they are all one-time..."

Jiang He refused painfully, "I'll talk to you when I need it."

Jiang He once again discovered the importance of peace, fortunately he did not confront Long Hao head-on.

What he thought before was that as long as Xiang Jinyi was not dead, with the addition of music scores from other planes, traditional instruments in the future would overwhelm classical instruments.

From the perspective of human development, it is better to let a hundred flowers bloom and be inclusive.

He once asked the system that humans can suppress the Zerg, but the way of heaven will not allow genocide, just as the humans in this time and space are about to enter extinction, and the way of heaven is looking for taskers to save them.

Jiang He strangely agreed with the way of heaven, thinking that it would be better for humans to establish an external enemy to avoid internal conflicts.

Interstellar weapons are too terrible. The missile called "annihilation" can blow a planet into pieces. Civil war is too dangerous.

Aggressive races need external enemies.

When Jiang He was communicating with the system, the scene of Long Hao breaking up with his group of girlfriends had already attracted the attention of everyone on the warship.

Countless male military school students looked at this "touching" scene with envy and jealousy. Other people break up one-on-one, but the male protagonist breaks up directly n/p.

They are all men.

If the baby comes out, the mission will definitely fail.

Jiang He decisively cut off the connection with the system.

The system has been very gentle recently, so gentle that his brain is short-circuited. He would rather have the cold and ruthless system before.

Why did he choose the heroine as his future partner? Because he believes that no man can treat the heroine better than him! The will of the world is to want the heroine to be happy. Even if he chooses the best man in the world for the heroine, how can he guarantee that this man will be good to the heroine for the rest of her life?

Furthermore, the three views of the heroine in each world are very consistent with his. He does as the Romans do and will get married. If he doesn't choose a heroine with first-class character, personality and conduct, how can he choose a vicious female partner?

***

Nangong Mei's team members are all waiting for Long Hao to return to the team.

Seeing the scene of Long Hao breaking up with his girlfriends, a group of people had expressionless faces.

One team member couldn't help but ask: "Captain, can I spar with him?" He was guaranteed to be beaten into a pig's head and no longer able to attract women.

Nangong Mei shook her head, "You are shameless and I still want it! Isn't it embarrassing to compete with a phantom sound master?"

The team members turned to the girl with glasses who had not been captured by Long Hao, "That's a scumbag, you must not fall in love with him."

The bespectacled girl blinked her big Bambi-like eyes and lowered her head shyly.

The team members were immediately relieved. The mecha warriors were not like the women in the logistics department. Their vision must be higher.

Long Hao quickly packed up his broken glass heart, walked over and said to Nangong Mei with a serious face: "I will try my best to help everyone, and I will let everyone know that in the interstellar era, Western classical musical instruments are the mainstream!"

Nangong Mei patted his shoulder and said without sincerity: "Come on!"

In fact, she thought the song "I Twist" was quite interesting, at least she wouldn't feel sleepy while listening to it. Hey, if Long Hao hadn't been one of her team members, she would have wanted to do what others did, just jump on the mecha and twist, twist, twist...

Someone told her that the mecha moved very rhythmically to the music, and it felt more flexible.

Long Hao continued to express his loyalty, "Captain, I will not lose to anyone in music, including Jiang He! He is your enemy, and naturally he is also my enemy!"

As he said that, he felt that he had a strong sense of mission and left with great momentum.

Nangong Mei looked at Long Hao's high-spirited figure blankly, "What does he mean? Why can't I understand?"

A young man with red hair came over and mocked: "Captain, I told you a long time ago, don't just focus on growing muscles, occasionally also grow your brain! No, you don't even grow muscles now."

Nangong Mei's face suddenly dropped.

After the acupuncture, her physical fitness also improved, but her figure shrank a lot and her muscles were not tangled, which made her heartbroken. ,桡傛灉獐卭gui扉牀红敊燇甛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩综合銆If the baby comes out, the mission will definitely fail.

Jiang He decisively cut off contact with the system.

The system has been very gentle recently, so gentle that his brain is short-circuited. He would rather have the cold and ruthless system before.

Why did he choose the heroine as his future partner? Because he believes that no man can treat the heroine better than him! The will of the world is to want the heroine to be happy. Even if he chooses the best man in the world for the heroine, how can he guarantee that this man will be good to the heroine for the rest of her life?

Furthermore, the three views of the heroine in each world are very consistent with his. He does as the Romans do and will get married. If he doesn't choose a heroine with first-class character, personality and conduct, how can he choose a vicious female partner?

***

Nangong Mei's team members are all waiting for Long Hao to return to the team.

Seeing the scene of Long Hao breaking up with his girlfriends, a group of people had expressionless faces.

One team member couldn't help but ask: "Captain, can I spar with him?" He was guaranteed to be beaten into a pig's head and no longer able to attract women.

Nangong Mei shook her head, "You are shameless and I still want it! Isn't it embarrassing to compete with a phantom sound master?"

The team members turned to the girl with glasses who had not been captured by Long Hao, "That's a scumbag, you must not fall in love with him."

The bespectacled girl blinked her big Bambi-like eyes and lowered her head shyly.

The team members were immediately relieved. The mecha warriors were not like the women in the logistics department. Their vision must be higher.

Long Hao quickly packed up his broken glass heart, walked over and said to Nangong Mei with a serious face: "I will try my best to help everyone, and I will let everyone know that in the interstellar era, Western classical musical instruments are the mainstream!"

Nangong Mei patted his shoulder and said without sincerity: "Come on!"

In fact, she thought the song "I Twist" was quite interesting, at least she wouldn't feel sleepy while listening to it. Hey, if Long Hao hadn't been one of her team members, she would have wanted to do what others did, just jump on the mecha and twist, twist, twist...

Someone told her that the mecha moved very rhythmically to the music, and it felt more flexible.

Long Hao continued to express his loyalty, "Captain, I will not lose to anyone in music, including Jiang He! He is your enemy, and naturally he is also my enemy!"

As he said that, he felt that he had a strong sense of mission and left with great momentum.

Nangong Mei looked at Long Hao's high-spirited figure blankly, "What does he mean? Why can't I understand?"

A young man with red hair came over and mocked: "Captain, I told you a long time ago, don't just focus on growing muscles, occasionally also grow brains! No, you don't even grow muscles now."

Nangong Mei's face suddenly dropped.

After the acupuncture, her physical fitness also improved, but her figure shrank a lot and her muscles were not tangled, which made her heartbroken.

Fengling hummed indifferently and signaled him to take a rest.

The dual-tasking made this spiritual cadet a little dizzy, and he couldn't help but ask: "Captain, why don't we just fly? Isn't it faster?" There are trees and thorns, and the ground is bumpy and bumpy, no matter how good it is against earthquakes. It's no use.

Feng Ling's voice was light, "The entire planet is unsafe, even the ants are poisonous. The alien beasts on Douen Planet are larger and more dangerous than the alien beasts on other planets known to humans. The alien beasts on this planet can fly." Occupying half of it, flying objects in the sky are the best targets.”

The blue-eyed cadet tried hard to suppress the feeling of vomiting, which was usually fine, but now he had to extend his mental reach and maintain balance on the tank, which made him feel a little motion sick.

At this time, a voice sounded: "Stretch out your hand."

The blue-eyed cadet was stunned for a moment, then turned to look over. Why did Jiang He, the newly appointed interstellar star, want him to stretch out his hand?

Seeing that he was stunned, Jiang He simply grabbed his hand and squeezed the tiger's mouth, "This can relieve motion sickness."

The blue-eyed cadet's face suddenly turned red, "I'm not motion sick."

Andrew laughed endlessly, "Feng Bo, your weird physique is not good yet? You can rotate 360 ​​degrees at high speed on the mecha on weekdays, but this car makes you want to vomit when it bumps."

Feng Bo glared angrily, "This does not affect my mecha level! Humph, my defeated generals have no right to laugh at me!"

Now it was Andrew who was angry and stared at him, "My physical ability is higher than yours, and I have actually operated the mecha longer than you!"

"As long as the speed is fast enough, I will eliminate you first, and time will be of no use!"

Fengling looked down at the map and suddenly said: "Feng Bo, it seems that your motion sickness is gone."

Feng Bo was stunned for a moment and was pleasantly surprised, "Ah, I don't seem to be fainting anymore? Master Jiang, if I faint again in the future, just press the tiger's mouth and it will stop?"

"Just call me Jiang He, and you can also click on the following places." Jiang He indicated a few locations.

The cadets in the car all studied with him seriously. Although motion sickness is rare, there is nothing wrong with learning more.

They looked at Jiang He in surprise and couldn't help but say, "Jiang He, that medical book you read is really useful."

"Didn't Jiang He write down that medical book silently? Doctors all over the universe are studying it now." A military student said enviously. Now Yanhuang Star has given Jiang He so many rewards that he can do nothing for the rest of his life. Every day Eat and drink spicy food while lying down.

Jiang He said sarcastically: "Thank you, I don't want to be a pig."

The cadets in the car all laughed. Jiang He had a good personality and was very down-to-earth. If they had discovered acupuncture that could affect the progress of human beings, they would have floated to the sky. They didn't expect that he would still be so calm.

"Jiang He, have a glass of juice."

To express his gratitude, the blue-eyed Feng Bo personally poured a glass of precious high-energy juice and handed it over, and also warned, "Be careful."

Jiang He was a nice person, but he was a bit unlucky. He would choke when he drank water and choked when eating food. When he walked outside, even birds would poop on his head. He couldn't be more unlucky and made a group of people sympathize.

The river is blind, what can he do, he can only be more careful.

It's not without its benefits. If you keep vigilant and exercise your mental strength repeatedly, it will become more solid.

Suddenly, Feng Bo shouted: "There are vampire bees ahead!"

Feng Ling calmly put away the map, "Get ready to fight!"

Looking at the vampire wasp, which was twice the size of a sparrow, Jiang He's scalp went numb.

What varieties are these? And that bee sting, this is a straw.

Andrew replied: "It's not surprising. This thing is even more amazing after it sucks blood. It can become fat like a cat."

He drove the mecha and blasted it with fire, burning the vampire bees to a crisp. The smart brain in the hand is constantly recording the scores, one is one point, which is so small that it makes people uninterested.

Andrew was still unfinished and couldn't help but said: "Captain, can I apply to go to the beehive to see it? Maybe there is honey."

,桡傛灉鍐卭gui扉牀红抇燇燛岃峰匌m. 铡熺珯鐪嬩公銆 Fengling hummed indifferently, signaling for him to take a rest.

The dual-tasking made this spiritual cadet a little dizzy. He couldn't help but ask: "Captain, why don't we fly directly? Isn't it faster?" There are trees and thorns, and the ground is bumpy and undulating. No matter how good it is against earthquakes, It's no use.

Feng Ling's voice was light, "The entire planet is unsafe, even the ants are poisonous. The alien beasts on Douen Planet are larger and more dangerous than the alien beasts on other planets known to humans. The alien beasts on this planet can fly." Occupying half of it, flying objects in the sky are the best targets.”

The blue-eyed cadet tried hard to suppress the feeling of vomiting, which was usually fine, but now he had to extend his mental reach and maintain balance on the tank, which made him feel a little motion sick.

At this time, a voice sounded: "Stretch out your hand."

The blue-eyed cadet was stunned for a moment, then turned to look over. Why did Jiang He, the newly appointed interstellar star, want him to stretch out his hand?

Seeing that he was stunned, Jiang He simply grabbed his hand and squeezed the tiger's mouth, "This can relieve motion sickness."

The blue-eyed cadet's face suddenly turned red, "I'm not motion sick."

Andrew laughed endlessly, "Feng Bo, your weird physique is not good yet? You can rotate 360 ​​degrees at high speed on the mecha on weekdays, but this car makes you want to vomit when it bumps."

Feng Bo glared angrily, "This does not affect my mecha level! Humph, my defeated generals have no right to laugh at me!"

Now it was Andrew who was angry and stared at him, "My physical ability is higher than yours, and I have actually operated the mecha longer than you!"

"As long as the speed is fast enough, I will eliminate you first, and time will be of no use!"

Feng Ling looked down at the map and suddenly said, "Feng Bo, it seems that your motion sickness has been cured."

Feng Bo was stunned for a moment, and was very surprised, "Ah, I don't seem to be motion sick anymore? Master Jiang, if I feel motion sick again in the future, should I just press here at the base of my thumb?"

"Just call me Jiang He, you can also press the following places." Jiang He pointed to several positions.

The military school students in the car all followed him to learn seriously. Although motion sickness is a rare disease, it is always good to learn more.

They looked at Jiang He in surprise and couldn't help saying, "Jiang He, the medical book you read is really useful."

"Didn't Jiang He memorize that medical book? Now doctors all over the universe are studying it." A military school student said enviously that the rewards given to Jiang He by Yanhuang Star are so many that he can do nothing for his whole life and lie down every day to eat delicious food and drink spicy food.

Jiang He said jokingly, "Thank you, I don't want to be a pig."

The military school students in the car all laughed. Jiang He has a good personality and is very down-to-earth. If they had discovered acupuncture that could affect the course of humankind, they would have flown to the sky long ago. I didn't expect him to be so calm.

"Jiang He, have a glass of juice."

To express his gratitude, the blue-eyed Feng Bo personally poured a glass of precious high-energy juice and handed it to him, and also reminded him, "Be careful."

Jiang He is a very good person, but he is a little unlucky. He chokes when drinking water and eating. When he goes outside, even birds have diarrhea on his head. He couldn't be more unlucky, and a group of people sympathize with him.

Jiang He's eyes are dead. What can he do? He can only be more careful.

It's not without benefits. He has been alert all the time, and his mental power has been repeatedly tempered, which makes it more solid.

Suddenly, Feng Bo shouted: "There are blood-sucking bees ahead!"

Feng Ling calmly put away the map, "Prepare for battle!"

Looking at the blood-sucking bees that are twice as big as sparrows, Jiang He's scalp tingles.

What kind of species are these? And the bee sting, this is a straw, right?

Andrew replied, "Not surprising, this thing will become even fatter after sucking blood."

He drove the mecha and blasted it with fire, burning the vampire bee to a charred aroma. The intelligent computer in his hand kept recording the score, one point for each, which was too low to be exciting.

Andrew was still not satisfied and couldn't help but say, "Captain, can I apply to go to the beehive to take a look? Maybe there is honey."