The boss is dressed as cannon fodder
$97, Star Sound Master 8
Long Hao's concert here has come to an end.
He bowed gracefully and said softly to a beautiful girl with blond hair and blue eyes: "This song "To Alice" is dedicated to you, my dear Alice..."
The blonde girl's face was red, her eyes were enchanted, and she looked like she was in love.
Jiang He: →_→ Hehe, dear, I can hardly hold Beethoven’s coffin board anymore!
The heroic beauty and the cheongsam girl watched this scene in silence.
Lin Tiancai couldn't be more desperate. He stared at the optical brain live broadcast room with eyes full of fire and cursed angrily: "Another one! Damn, there are more than one every day! Is it possible that dedicated men in the interstellar era are no longer popular? ?”
Jiang He glanced at him, suddenly thought of something, and couldn't help but smile.
Life goes on and troubles continue! Jiang He decided to do something more. He motioned Lin Tiancai to look at Xingwang, "Look at the harems all over the world."
Lin Tiancai looked at Xingwang's comments with red eyes.
"I'm so envious and jealous. This bitch named Alice will definitely spend the night with Long Hao tonight..."
"Qian Jinqiu spends a night with Long Hao..."
"Same request!"
"Same request!"
"Same request + StarNet ID number!"
…
What the hell do you want from a public cucumber? Maybe the cucumber is almost peeling!
Lin Tiancai burst into tears, "There are so many girls, it would be great if you give me one. I'm not greedy, just one!"
I have been single for more than ten years and I am still a virgin!
Wait, why did he say what was in his heart? Lin Tiancai quickly reached out and wiped his hair, showing a charming smile that he thought was charming, and said to the heroic beauty and the pipa girl in cheongsam: "Want to drink coffee together? We can condemn the immorality of the stallion..."
The two women refused decisively and had no intention of drinking coffee together.
Seeing this, the corner of Jiang He's mouth twitched. No wonder you have always been single. You clearly have the strength to stay single.
The pipa girl said to Jiang He: "Jiang He, let's go back to practice. Come over if you have time." At this point, she suddenly smiled and said, "The symphony orchestra lacks the suona, and it always feels like something is missing."
The drum girl also smiled encouragingly at Jiang He, "If you feel tired, you can rest more, we will cover you!"
Recently, Jiang He gave mecha warriors acupuncture every day, which was too flattering to their traditional musical instrument phantom musicians. Their traditional music phantom musicians looked proud when they talked about him.
Jiang He nodded towards them, and he could feel the goodwill of the traditional musical instrument phantom musicians towards him.
Only Lin Tiancai was able to help, "Don't leave! If you don't like coffee, let's go drink tea. Juice is also fine..."
What answered him was the cold and heartless backs of the two girls.
The two girls who were phantom musicians with traditional musical instruments left with a sense of crisis. Although Jiang He earned face for the phantom musicians with traditional music, the battle between the phantom musicians still had to use music as a weapon. They have to seize the time to practice more. Although the traditional musical instrument won once in the swearing-in ceremony, it does not mean that they can always win.
They would let Long Hao know that what really determines the quality of a natal instrument is the treatment effect!
Lin Tiancai watched helplessly as they left. He could only hold on to the wall with tears streaming down his face.
“I will be nineteen this year and still single;
He's obviously pretty handsome, but why isn't he loved by anyone?
Serving the country doesn’t mean you’re tired, and your girlfriend doesn’t guarantee distribution;
I became a magician with one hand, but my younger brother said it was too unfair;
While others are building harems, I have no choice but to touch my own breasts;
When I saw a beautiful woman and asked for coffee, they all backed away;
My younger brother threatens to shrink, and he is full of grief and anger to tell someone..."
Jiang He almost burst into laughter. This was talking about cross talk, and it sounded quite symmetrical?
This Lin Tiancai is really a talent.
Jiang He rolled his eyes slightly and decided to add trouble to Long Hao, and there was a ready-made talent here.
Jiang He walked over and hooked Lin Tiancai's shoulder, "As long as there's a girl?"
Lin Tiancai nodded and looked at him with tears in his eyes. He didn't have many wishes, he just wanted to have a girlfriend.
"I have a way that will allow you to seduce countless girls! But... this may cause you to be discriminated against and not do your job properly." Jiang He reminded him.
Lin Tiancai said he was not afraid, "Long Hao is playing the piano just to pick up girls. He is not doing his job properly!" His eyes sparkled, "As long as I can get a girlfriend, tell me what you can do?"
Jiang He couldn't help but asked him to sing a few lines first.
Of course there were singers in the interstellar era, but because of the existence of the Phantom Musicians, singing was not the mainstream among the public.
Although Lin Tiancai was full of suspicion, he still trusted Jiang He and sang a few lines of current popular songs.
After listening to him finish singing, Jiang He had a satisfied smile on his face. He had noticed the boy when he spoke. The tone was quite pleasant and suitable for singing.
"Let's do this. I'll teach you a song, and you can sing it while playing the guitar. It's guaranteed to be attractive."
Jiang He casually wrote a song on his Zhinao. He had traveled through many worlds and learned various things. He didn't need to plagiarize like Long Hao, and he could write a simple song.
In fact, he did not object to Long Hao's plagiarism. What he disliked was Long Hao's attitude. Since all your talents are copied, what right do you have to look down on the natives? ! When you suppressed the local indigenous people in order to make yourself shine, didn't you think about the consequences? Especially in a world where music and life are closely related.
Lin Tiancai was shocked when he saw the music he wrote.
He looked at the score and hummed a few words, then his eyes lit up, "Jiang He, once this song comes out, it's guaranteed to be in the top ten of the Star Network!"
"As long as you like it." Jiang He suggested with a smile, "When the time comes, you can play the guitar and sing at the same time. You will definitely be as handsome as the sky."
Lin Tiancai was very moved, but he did not respond in time. Instead, he looked at him doubtfully, "Why don't you sing it yourself?"
Although the status of singers is not as high as that of illusionists, and their singing is not considered mainstream, the interstellar population is large, and piracy is despised to the core of the earth. Good songs can be downloaded on the interstellar network, and you can get a lot of credit points.
Jiang He really didn't want to answer this mentally retarded question, "Have you forgotten my birth instrument?"
Lin Tiancai immediately giggled. Jiang He's birth instrument is the suona. Unless he has two mouths, he really can't sing while playing the instrument.
Lin Tiancai didn't ask why Jiang He didn't ask anyone to accompany him and sang so stupidly by himself. Which phantom musician with his own musical instrument could tolerate ordinary people accompanying them!
Lin Tiancai is indeed talented. In just a few minutes, he learned how to sing and even took out his guitar to accompany the song.
After watching for a while, Jiang He waved goodbye to him with satisfaction.
Come on, Pikachu!
Go and shock the entire galaxy!
***
In the music hall, Long Hao went up to play a few more pieces of music because of everyone's requests.
After finally getting down, he was about to politely invite Alice to dinner and spend a passionate evening together, when he suddenly saw Lin Tiancai, who had been excluded from the symphony, jumping onto the stage.
"Everyone, let me play and sing a song for you." Lin Tiancai said with a smile on his face.
Everyone present didn't take it seriously and quietly moved outside.
They don't think that besides Long Hao, there is other music worth listening to.
However - when the music started, everyone paused and stopped walking, looking at Lin Tiancai who was performing on the stage in astonishment.
This tune and song... are poisonous!
It's obviously not elegant at all, but their bodies can't help but want to twist and turn.
Everyone stopped, and even Long Hao turned around with a look on his face.
Of course he knew what the brainwashing divine song was, but he just didn't expect that any of the Phantom Musicians would associate the natal instrument with singing.
In the interstellar age, people mostly listen to symphonies. How arrogant are the illusionists? How could they accompany ordinary singers, let alone sing.
Long Hao's eyes were full of anger. Where did this Lin Tiancai come from? He finally came to a world where everyone loves elegant music. Lin Tiancai has simply brought classical music down from the altar again!
For Long Hao, pop music is just for the lower class! In his previous life, he had looked down on the pop music circle. Even though he knew that pop music made money, he did not want to lower his style.
If Jiang He knew what he was thinking, he would definitely tell him that if you play the piano just to attract bees and butterflies, you have lowered your style. Which pianist with style doesn't play the piano out of love for music?
On the stage, Lin Tiancai was singing passionately with his magnetic voice:
"I twist and twist~~~I twist and twist, twisting with the spring breeze~~"
"Twist my youth~~I twist, I twist~~~"
"Twisting with the fallen leaves~~I twist, I twist~~~"
There was silence on the StarNet.
I don’t know how long it took, but finally there was an outpouring of messages.
"Damn, this song is poisonous, I kept twisting my body just now."
"Haha, I heard it when I was drinking juice. My mother thought I was sick and was squirming around while drinking juice."
"I was worse, and my dad asked me if I had ataxia."
"Haha, I was smart enough to turn on the loudspeaker and let the whole family twist with me!"
"Then again, I didn't expect that the guitar would sound so good when paired with the song. Unfortunately, I have always felt that the guitar is inferior compared to other musical instruments."
"Hey, this is the correct way to open the guitar, okay? If you look at the popular songs on Star Network, many of them are accompanied by guitar."
"I never thought it sounded so good before."
"Nonsense, this is the accompaniment played by the illusionist himself playing the guitar. Do you think he is an ordinary singer?"
"But I think half of it is because of the song. This song is so weird. It's obviously not elegant at all, but it makes people want to listen more and more."
…………
Lying on the bed, watching the lively Jiang He smiling through the optical brain.
Dear, let’s learn about square dance music!
Over there, Lin Tiancai was still singing passionately, and his natal guitar flew up when he played it.
He felt as if some switch had been turned on, and a miraculous door opened before his eyes. Inside, there were birds singing, flowers fragrant, beauties and paradise!
Long Hao finally couldn't bear it anymore and interrupted him angrily.
"Lin Tiancai, you are insulting music! You are also insulting your natal instrument! If your natal instrument had a spirit, it would definitely cry, because it is not for healing but a tool for the owner to show off."
Lin Tiancai couldn't help but twist his body when he was most aroused. When he heard Long Hao's accusation, he became even more aroused.
He retorted rudely, "Haha, it's better than you using your natal instrument as a tool to pick up girls! I mean, the symphony just now was just a piano solo, right? Is this a symphony? It's obviously a tool for you to pick up girls."
Long Hao was furious, "I am here to cultivate everyone's musical quality! Everyone in the Star knows that high musical quality is more effective in calming mental riots!"
Lin Tiancai lazily raised his guitar, "I am also cultivating my musical quality! You see, I also play with my own instrument, but my dear guitar is not up to standard and cannot be added to the symphony, so I have to sing while playing."
"Playing and singing with the guitar will only reduce people's ability to appreciate music. Classical music is complete, rigorous and elegant, but the form of your music is flashy and disordered. Your music will eventually cause harm to classical music..." Long Hao retorted excitedly.
No one can understand Long Hao's anger. He finally came to the paradise of elegant music. He can't allow the existence of pop music.
Long Hao only felt that at this moment, he was Don Quixote fighting against windmills. He felt that he was a brave warrior and he would go forward to defend the dignity of classical music!
Nangong Mei, who had been drowsy, finally came to spirits.
Her eyes were shining. God knows, if Long Hao was not her teammate, she would have left the stage long ago, and she would not be here to endure the weak and powerless music.
The live broadcast room was simply overwhelmed by the crowd that poured in like a flood, and everyone was very excited. Compared to fighting mechas and music, fighting was more interesting.
"Well, is this a dispute between classical music and pop music?"
"The definition of pop music is very correct. In the Blue Star era, pop music is the mainstream."
"I don't quite understand the conflict between them. For me, as long as the music is nice, why should we distinguish between classical music and pop music?"
"I agree. I like Long Hao's piano music, but I don't hate the song "I Twist" just now..."
"Am I the only one who thinks Long Hao is a bit annoying? He seems to regard all other music as heresy in order to defend the position of classical music."
"Alas, since the emergence of the illusionist, the struggle between music has never stopped! You see, pop music has been hit as a niche music. Obviously, in the Blue Star era, symphony music was a niche."
"There is no way. After humans discovered superpowers and mental power, the illusionist appeared soon after. War has always been the mainstream of the interstellar and is related to survival. Pop music can only give in."
The live broadcast room is getting more and more lively, and the audience is listening to this music dispute with relish.
At this moment, they didn't know that this was another reincarnation of the millennium music in the interstellar world. In the future, classical music and traditional music will each occupy half of the world, and pop music will be like a dagger inserted between the two, firmly occupying a position, forming a three-way split.
Jiang He hid his merits and fame, yawned, and prepared to go to bed.
A single flower blooming is not spring! It is beautiful only when hundreds of flowers bloom!
**
In a meeting room on the warship, General Rob said happily: "Good news came from the government. Many planets are ready to buy acupuncture at a high price. The CEO said that after selling acupuncture for a good price, acupuncture will be given to frontline soldiers immediately. If the mecha warriors are upgraded on a large scale, casualties will definitely be greatly reduced."
At this point, he patted Feng Ling's shoulder happily, "Fortunately, you are smart and turned on the shielding device to prevent the secret from being leaked! Although we humans have a common enemy, the Zerg, acupuncture does not belong to all humans. If you want to use it, you have to pay for the patent."
Feng Ling thought, "Uncle, do you think I can build a body of muscles after acupuncture? Like Nangong Mei."
"..."
General Rob looked at her with a hard word, and said earnestly: "Xiao Ling, if you are like Nangong Mei, your mother will cry to death." And she will scream with a soprano to annoy you to death.
StarCraft is indeed admiring the strong, but men who like Nangong Mei's body shape are a minority after all.
Feng Ling said firmly: "I don't need men's love!"
General Rob thought of the character of his cousin Feng Ling's mother, who was several dozen years younger than him, and shuddered. "Your mother has been looking forward to having a grandson, and she has prepared a long list of blind dates."
"So, I suggest you have a relationship first..."
I heard that after a girl falls in love, her steel-hard character should become softer, and she shouldn't have such terrible thoughts at that time, right?
Feng Ling also had a headache when she thought of her mother.
She was just single from birth, but her mother always suspected that she had a problem. How could falling in love be as interesting as driving a mecha.
"Even if you don't fall in love, don't be like Nangong Mei, who doesn't train like a girl..." General Rob was hesitant to speak. If Feng Ling trained a body with muscles stronger than men, her cousin who advocated lady education would definitely turn the Feng family's ancestral home upside down.
Feng Ling retorted, "Nangong Mei is very good, saving a lot of trouble."
The steel straight woman regarded all men who came up as trouble, and only subordinates were not disgusted by her. Of course, if there are people as capable as Jiang He, she wouldn't mind having ten more!
At this moment, General Rob's adjutant walked in.
"General, Zhongmei Star, Feiqi Star, Euro Star, Maogan Star, Huanlu Star... have sent an urgent interstellar telegram for the tenth time, wanting to share acupuncture stimulation technology."
General Rob said very calmly: "Let them contact the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Yanhuang Star, and don't forget to remind the Ministry of Foreign Affairs to ask for a higher price."
After the adjutant went down, General Rob pulled the corner of his mouth and snorted.
The culture of Yanhuang Star is mainly based on the Chinese culture of the Earth era. Previously, other planets were clamoring and unanimously believed that China's traditional culture had too many fantasy elements and was unscientific, and could not be called the mainstream interstellar culture. Why don't they dislike this unscientific acupuncture now!
Do you think they are so easy to bully on Yanhuang Star?
**
Jiang He didn't care how the Yanhuang Star government bargained with other planets. He only knew that most of the mecha warriors on the warships had been pricked with needles. Even those who were afraid of pain and had phobia of sharp objects could not resist the temptation of becoming stronger.
Then the illusionists of traditional instruments also came over for acupuncture.
"I said, why are you all here?" Jiang He looked at them puzzled.
The red-haired illusionist girl of the big drum instrument had a serious face, "An illusionist who doesn't want to be a mecha warrior is not a good illusionist."
"Yes!"
The illusionists of traditional instruments squeezed over and were aggressive, "No one stipulates that illusionists must be delicate and noble!"
Xiang Jinyi's eyes were full of smiles, and his face showed helplessness, "If it weren't for the concert, they would have come here for acupuncture."
A Yin nodded. After these bastards knew that they could drive mechas, they were so envious that they condemned them for hiding it from others. Otherwise, they would have asked Jiang He for acupuncture before leaving, and now they can drive mechas and wander around.
After acupuncture, these illusionists, whose mental power was off the charts but whose physical fitness was basically not good, also had obvious improvement in physical fitness.
Except for a few, most of them reached the minimum standard for driving mechas.
A few unlucky guys were depressed for a while, but were persuaded by Jiang He. Anyway, acupuncture had no sequelae, and they could continue to do it in the future.
"Go back and exercise immediately!"
They clenched their fists and regretted not exercising well before. After all, the illusionists had such a delicate body that it was impossible for them to touch mechas, so how could they want to exercise so hard?
"You must exercise well in the future." Xiang Jinyi warned a few students who loved to be lazy and skip physical education classes, "The doctor said that the more you exercise your body, the higher the chance of upgrading your physical fitness."
When the illusionists chose to go for acupuncture to improve their physical fitness, Long Hao was not in a good mood.
Long Hao's face was gloomy. Even though he "composed" a new song, the sensation he caused on the Star Network was not as big as before.
Since the traditional instrument illusionists lined up to get acupuncture, the symphony orchestra that served as a foil to him had no intention of playing music.
Illusionists despise all living beings in terms of mental strength, and are despised by all living beings in terms of physical strength. Every time they go to the battlefield, they are surrounded by three layers inside and three layers outside, wasting troops to protect these drags.
If they can also drive mechas to protect themselves, even if they are not as strong as mecha warriors to fight insects head-on, at least they can escape without any problem, so that the troops protecting them can be saved.
The illusionists of classical instruments silently lined up behind the illusionists of traditional instruments, showing a somewhat awkward and flattering smile to Jiang He, the enemy who was pressed to the ground and rubbed by them at the end of last semester.
Jiang He smiled at them politely, and did not laugh at them like a villain.
No matter who it is, if they are not afraid of pain and are determined to become stronger, they are worthy of respect.
Not only Jiang He, but even Ah Yin, the thorn who always likes to confront them, did not say a word.
The illusionists of classical instruments were very moved and began to reflect on their behavior last semester.
From the perspective of the interstellar situation, the stronger humans are, the greater the chance of winning the war. They are too narrow-minded and only think about suppressing traditional instruments. In fact, their battlefield has never been a concert hall, but a front line facing the Zerg.
Long Hao is not a native interstellar person. He is selfish by nature. Naturally, he has never thought about the impact of being able to improve physical fitness without spending money on the entire interstellar. At this time, he just secretly hated Lin Tiancai and Jiang He, two ignorant guys. He is a child of heaven, shining like the sun, and only he is enough!
These two people should be suppressed by him!
When Long Haotian's mood changed, something seemed to be changing around him.
The system suddenly appeared and said excitedly: "Host, the male protagonist's aura has weakened."
Hmm?
Jiang He raised his eyebrows calmly. Can the male protagonist's aura still weaken?
When he secretly observed, he found that those classical music illusionists who were willing to be supporting roles did not respect Long Hao so much.
One of the illusionists couldn't help but ask: "If the illusionist is too weak, it will be a drag on the battlefield. Long Hao, don't you want to become stronger?"
Jiang He looked closely and saw that this was an illusionist whose natal instrument was the handpan.
Another illusionist who was excluded from the Western classical instrument camp by the self-esteem of Long Hao.
Unlike many instruments with a long history, the handpan is too young, so young that many people in the Blue Star era don't even know that this instrument exists.
Long Hao only knows how to copy Beethoven and Chopin. There was no handpan in the era of these musicians. He is not as talented as Xiang Jinyi, who can adapt the music and allow almost all traditional instruments to participate in it and turn it into a brand new song.
In Long Hao's heart, he felt that things like guitars and handpans were not qualified to join the symphony orchestra.
The illusionists of traditional instruments present were all excited. Oh, is this going to be an internal dispute? There is a good show to watch.
Where is the easiest place to capture a city? The answer is from inside the city.
The violent Ah Yin stroked his chin, thinking about how to take the opportunity to sow discord.
The traditional musical instrument illusionist, who was disciplined by the highly intelligent Xiang Jinyi, ate the melon, feeling that he had lost all his energy.
Long Hao finally compromised and lined up for acupuncture.
He is capable, but the piano cannot be a solo, he needs a foil.
The male protagonist's halo is very sharp, Jiang He found with great regret that Long Hao had actually upgraded, and his physical fitness was actually a rare S-level!
Jealousy makes us separate!
Faced with the envious and jealous eyes of this group of illusionists, Long Hao's mood finally improved.
He said that he was a different kind of firework! Born to be admired!
Illusionists in the interstellar era are so delicate. People like Long Hao who have a physical fitness are even more precious than giant pandas. This is why he can dominate the classical orchestra.
Long Hao tested his physical fitness in the exercise room. His strength and physical strength increased significantly. He felt that he was as light as a swallow and could fly to the sky.
Long Hao is now full of ambition. Unlike other illusionists who can't wait to drive the mecha, he just wants to conquer the beauties in the world. With his physical fitness, he is confident that the mecha female warriors can only kneel down on his bed and surrender!
However, the woman who rejected him appeared immediately.
The glasses girl shyly but firmly said that she also had to get acupuncture. No, we won't make an appointment!
Long Hao also made appointments with romantic blondes, innocent black hair, and charming red hair...
In the end, they were all rejected!
Let's meet in the medical room, determined to be mecha warriors, undress and unbutton, full of admiration for silver needles, decide not to take the ordinary path, just hope to be cooler than men!
Long Hao could only go back to his room with a gloomy face to rest alone. This was the first night he slept alone in the warship for so long.
But he no longer had the mind to pick up girls, and of course no girl came to pick him up.
Why did even Alice, the weak girl who yearned for the military camp, apply for acupuncture after learning that acupuncture could improve physical fitness?
At that time, Alice said: "Dear Long, you know, I have always wanted to be a soldier, but my mental strength and physical strength are too poor, so I can only serve in logistics."
Alice's eyes were as dazzling as her golden hair. At this time, she was looking forward with these dazzling eyes.
"Now I finally have a chance. As long as I can endure the pain, my mental strength and physical strength can be improved. One day, I can also drive a mecha."
In the era of war with the Zerg, no one does not yearn for power.
Even if she is a weak woman, she still wants to fight for the fate of mankind.
Long Hao clenched his fist fiercely.
This guy named Jiang He is so damn lucky that he actually found an ancient book! But it doesn't matter, he still has a chance. What's the improvement of mental power and physical fitness? As a phantom sound master, being able to appease mental violence is the most important thing!
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