That's How Fighting Is

[Mission completed, reward obtained: medium amount of spiritual power, title: Leziren]

With two consecutive medium amounts of spiritual power filling his body, Lin Feng's second-level late stage state became much more stable.

And the title reward will automatically take effect after being obtained.

Interesting fact detection: In the teaching building 500 meters away in the southeast, something indescribable is happening in the toilet. You can go and visit it.

Interesting fact detection: In the administrative building 700 meters away in the northeast, in the toilet...

Interesting fact detection: There is something flying and landing on the tree 900 meters away in the southwest direction...

The moment he received the title of Fun Man, Lin Feng received more than a dozen interesting detections.

Without exception, they are all related to diarrhea!

"Ah Xiong, let's split up. I'll go to the teaching building, and the rest is yours!"

After looking at the distribution of people, Lin Feng decisively chose a place with more people.

"Okay, I'll let you take advantage."

Qin Zhengxiong didn't care and agreed casually.

Only Chen Buyu and Zhao Huaian looked confused.

"Brother Feng, what are you doing?"

Lin Feng said while running: "It's nothing, go and take advantage of the situation. If you have money, you don't have to go."

When Chen Buyu heard the word "take advantage of the situation", his eyes lit up and he followed closely.

Zhao Huaian hesitated and chose to study with Qin Zhengxiong.

…

Teaching Building No. 1, men’s restroom on the fifth floor.

"Can you guys pull it faster?! I can't hold it in anymore!"

A boy with red eyes, covering his buttocks, squeezed in the doorway of the toilet and said.

"What are you urging me to do? I have to do it even when I go to the toilet. Do you have the quality?"

An old man who occupied the pit said impatiently, holding the compartment door with one hand and playing with his mobile phone with the other.

"I can't hold it in anymore! You forced me to do this!"

A boy who couldn't open the stall door jumped up with red eyes, sat on the toilet window, and took off his pants, leaving only his butt outside.

"Crack!"

"Ah, I feel good!"

The boy was forced to have no choice but to cover his ears and stick his butt out of the window to release it. No one would be able to recognize him from his butt, right?

"Ah! My ass!"

Just as he took a deep breath, a dart pierced his butt.

"Damn, who the hell pooped on my ass! I remember your ass!"

Downstairs, at the window of the men's room on the fourth floor, a boy cursed and pulled his butt back from the window, then took out a piece of paper and wiped it violently.

At this time, Lin Feng finally arrived.

He walked outside the toilet on the fifth floor, holding a metal toilet half as tall as a man in his hand.

He patted the boy at the end of the queue on the shoulder and said, "Brother, do you want a toilet? If so, I'll bring it to you!"

The boy looked back and said with great joy: "Brother Feng, I want it! I want it!"

As he said that, he would rush forward to grab the toilet.

Lin Feng dodged slightly and took out the payment code.

"Ten thousand, only ten thousand!"

"Ten thousand?! Is your toilet inlaid with gold or diamonds? How dare you cost so much!"

The boy took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to urinate, and asked through gritted teeth.

Lin Feng shook his head, "None of them, just the 20 pieces on the market that no one wants, so I'll ask you if you want them!"

"want!"

In order not to embarrass his sphincter anymore, the boy gritted his teeth and bought this big toilet.

"As the first customer, I will give you an Ultraman mask for free!"

Lin Feng kindly took out a plastic mask and handed it to him.

The next moment, the boy put on the mask, came to the end of the corridor, took off his pants at lightning speed, and sat on it.

"Crack!"

"It's great! The money was not wasted!"

After securing a customer, Lin Feng continued to move forward.

"Brother, do you want a toilet or not?"

…

Three hours later, the principal's office.

The four of them, Lin Feng, sat in a row in front of the principal, fearless.

"You guys, don't come to school anymore if you have nothing to do! You can ask Lin Feng for cultural classes, and also ask him for practical classes!"

The principal stroked his forehead helplessly and said with a headache.

"Principal, what do you mean?! We are students, where will we go if we don't come to school?"

Lin Feng said with an angry expression.

Although the school's tasks are few, it is one of his main sources now!

How could we miss this treasure place for completing quests!

"You still have the nerve to say that?! Although you were a bit naughty in the past, you still had a sense of proportion and rarely caused harm to the whole school.

But what now? In order to make some toilet money, you actually gave laxatives to the whole school! "

Chen Buyu quickly stood up and explained: "Principal, you misunderstood. I was the one who gave the laxative, and it has nothing to do with Brother Feng!"

"It turns out to be you! I said Lin Feng is not so unreliable!

You've only been at school for half a day and you've almost ruined the school! You're not an undercover agent sent by No. 1 Middle School, are you? "

The principal turned to stare at him with a suspicious look on his face.

"How could it be? I came to No. 2 Middle School sincerely! Otherwise, I wouldn't have blown up No. 1 Middle School!"

Before he could finish speaking, Lin Feng stood up and said, "Principal, now that the matter is clear, I'll leave first."

"Why go away? Although you are not the mastermind, you are definitely an accomplice!

You guys go back and rest for a few days, and come back to class next week! "

Just when Lin Feng was about to get angry, the principal leaned his head over.

"Classmate Lin, please help me. Many students want to drop out of school today, and their parents are also making trouble. There is nothing I can do.

How about you just take a few days off to avoid the limelight and then come back?

Don’t worry, the benefits will come to you, each of you will have a fourth-level intermediate superpower crystal core! "

Lin Feng smiled disdainfully and thought to himself: I don't practice, so why do I need this superpower crystal core?

Just as he was about to refuse, he stopped.

"What's going on today? Missions are triggered so frequently?"

[Trigger option task]

[Option 1: Agree to the principal’s request and not return to school within a week. Completion reward: A random skill proficiency will be slightly improved]

[Option 2: Refuse the principal’s request, saying that the school is my home and I cannot leave it. Completion reward: A random skill proficiency will be slightly improved]

[Option 3: Reject the principal’s request and give some color to the students and parents who made the report. Completion reward: Pretending to be dead skill proficiency increased by two levels]

Looking at these three options, Lin Feng frowned.

The first and second items are simple, but the rewards are also average.

Option three is good, but it’s easy for students to deal with, but it’s a little troublesome for their parents.

After thinking for a moment, his eyes lit up and he said: "Principal, don't worry, I'll help you solve this little trouble!

By the way, let me help you solve the problem of reporting in schools! "

The principal looked at him in horror and said, "You don't want to beat up all the people who reported it and threaten them not to report it again, do you?"

"How is that possible? Am I the kind of person who likes to use violence?

I, Lin Feng, love peace!

I asked them to help identify a few colors. "

As he said that, he waved his hand and said, "Principal, don't worry about it. I'll just take care of such a small matter for you.

Ah Xiong, Huai'an, Xiaopang, let's go! "