That's How Fighting Is

Looking at the three mission options, the first thing Lin Feng eliminated was not the first one that seemed to be the worst.

Instead, he first eliminated option three, which rewarded a large amount of spiritual power and the title of Timely Rain.

The speed increase brought by the title of Timely Rain was nothing in front of Lin Feng!

He has plenty of ways to increase his speed!

Then, between options one and two, Lin Feng hesitated.

"Are you a human being? Or are you not a human being?"

In just a few seconds, he made up his mind!

"I'm sorry, classmates, I decided not to be a human being!"

He secretly defended himself: Don't blame me for not being a human being, blame it entirely on the rewards being too tempting!

The medium spiritual power reward of option two is not even as good as option three.

But the reward for his title is terrifyingly powerful.

[Title: Music Man]

[Effect: Automatically detect interesting things happening within a radius of 5 kilometers, and mark the location and event overview]

[Note: Definition of interesting things: including but not limited to duels, treasure hunts, births of heavenly materials and earthly treasures, etc.]

Once he has this title, Lin Feng can instantly transform into a melon-eating expert.

Moreover, wherever there is fun, optional tasks can usually be triggered, which is a great help to improve his strength!

…

After making the decision, Lin Feng stared at the students in the cafeteria with an unkind expression.

Immediately, he gave instructions to Chen Buyu.

"Little Fatty, go down and keep an eye on me. Don't let them hide the food in the storage ring!"

Before taking on this mission, Lin Feng could turn a blind eye to their little actions.

Just sit quietly in the cafeteria for a while and let him complete his task.

But now, in order to ensure the famous scene of hundreds of people experiencing collective diarrhea, he had to make everyone take laxatives!

Chen Buyu was overjoyed when he heard this, patted his chest, and said confidently: "Brother Feng, don't worry, I will definitely let each of them eat more, and eat big portions!"

If they don't take it, wouldn't all the laxatives he worked so hard on be wasted?

…

Half an hour later, a commotion suddenly broke out in a corner of the cafeteria.

"Pfft~"

A boy with a calm expression raised his buttocks slightly, making a small sound.

A few seconds later, a boy at the table next to him raised his head, sniffed the air twice, and then frowned.

"What the hell, who farted? Why does it smell so bad?"

Several other boys who were eating together raised their heads and sniffed.

"Damn it, it's true! You're so unqualified, you farted in the cafeteria!"

As soon as the boy who said he had no quality finished speaking, he suddenly felt a cramp in his stomach.

The next moment, the fart intention struck.

The fart came quickly and urgently, giving him no chance to struggle.

"boom!"

There was a loud fart sound and a foul smell.

The eyes of more than a dozen people around him were focused on him.

His face turned red immediately, "I admit, I put this fart, but the previous one was definitely not me!"

"Oh, ask everyone, who would believe it?"

"That's right!"

The boy beside him who actually farted also echoed.

"Pfft~"

The boy who was trying to hold back his fart desire suddenly lost his sphincter due to his carelessness, and a soft sound was heard along with the stench!

The two people's farts mixed together, creating a chemical reaction!

An extremely strong smell, like the stench of dead flesh inside paronychia, escapes and is nauseating.

Several people who were eating next to them almost vomited when they smelled the stench.

Suddenly, everyone yelled angrily: "Fuck! You two go to the corner to eat with your plates!"

As soon as the two stood up, there was another explosion not far away!

Another man releasing poisonous gas attack!

And these fart sounds seemed to trigger a chain reaction.

In the next few minutes, the whole cafeteria was like setting off firecrackers.

puff!

boom!

Snapped!

collapse!

There were endless fart sounds, and even Lin Feng and the others standing at the door put on gas masks because of the stench.

[The mission is completed, and you will receive a reward: medium amount of spiritual power]

"Oh? Is it possible to accomplish the task of having fun alone? It seems like they all ate it!"

Hearing this system prompt, Lin Feng raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but be secretly happy.

"Damn it, I can't take it anymore!"

A boy with red eyes yelled, clutching his stomach and clasping his legs, and walked towards Zhao Huaian.

"Get out of my way! If you don't, I'll shit my pants and smear it all over you!"

Zhao Huaian was shocked!

What kind of threat is this?

Then he looked at Lin Feng, and after getting the permission signal, he let him out.

The boy quickly took small steps and ran towards the toilet outside.

"I want to go to the toilet too! Lin Feng, if you don't let me out, I will poop in front of your house every day!"

"Yes, I'll do it too! If I can't beat you, I'll disgust you to death!"

"Add me, I'll go to his classroom door to pull him!"

"I just bought a rope and went to hang myself in front of his house. I said he wouldn't let me go to the toilet. Let's see what he does!"

"..."

This battle made Lin Feng go crazy!

"How come everyone is acting like a scoundrel! If you want revenge, just beat me! I can understand if you can't beat me but buy a murderer and kill someone!"

What does it mean that everyone has to poop in front of my house?

And for the man who wants to hang himself in front of my house, why not just take some laxatives and commit suicide? "

He quickly shouted to Qin Zhengxiong and Qin Zhengxiong: "Ah Xiong, Huai'an, get out of the way quickly and let them all go to the toilet!"

Although they are wearing protective clothing, even if someone throws shit at them, they will not be hit, but it is still disgusting!

Qin Zhengxiong quickly got out of the way. If someone smeared him with shit, it would be really embarrassing!

…

In just four or five minutes, only a few dozen people remained in the originally bustling canteen.

A boy, with his face flushed and covered in cold sweat, walked toward Lin Feng step by step.

"Lin Feng! If I poop on my pants, I swear, I will poop on your window every day and in the middle of the night! Rain or shine!"

Lin Feng was dumbfounded by his bold words, so he kindly took out a wooden ball and said.

"How about you try physical antidiarrheal methods?"

The boy stared at the wooden ball in Lin Feng's hand with a dull look on his face.

"Physical anti-diarrheal method? You mean..."

Lin Feng nodded, "It's better than putting it in your pants pocket, right? If you're afraid of pain, I have some Vaseline here, why don't you put some on it?"

The boy was about to refuse.

"Gululu..."

With his stomach churning, his sphincter was facing an unprecedented challenge.

"Where's the Vaseline, bring it!"

The boy grabbed the wooden ball and asked for Vaseline.

"Here, here, anyone else wants to physically stop diarrhea? Raise your hand and I'll send it to him!"

A few minutes later, the remaining dozens of people walked towards the toilet with weird gaits and humiliated faces.

…

Seeing this, Qin Zhengxiong had an inexplicable smile on his face.

"A Feng, do you think this is a good business opportunity?"

Lin Feng glanced at him and immediately smiled knowingly.

"Let's go!"