Super Zoo

"You are still so arrogant after all this, I will smash you to death!" Su Ming raised a panda with both hands above his head and was about to smash it towards You Lao San. The panda was in the air, dancing with joy and shouting.

"Stop!" He Baowen decisively stopped Su Ming.

"Madam, please don't be soft-hearted. There is only one hour now. Are you still going to ask polite questions?" Su Ming could only put down the panda, raised his middle finger to You Lao San, and then said to He Baowen: "I have seen a lot of people like this. It won't work if you don't take it seriously! If he doesn't understand human words, beat him into a pig's head first and he will be obedient!"

Movies like Prison Storm, Blue River Legend, and Lei Luo Legend all have the beginning of forced confession. Su Ming still wants to see it with his own eyes. Maybe this cold-faced female police can come up with some new methods, put on a leather suit, step on high heels, and swing a small whip...

The corners of He Baowen's mouth twitched. She also wanted to beat him!

If we go back 30 years, torture was the only way for the Hong Kong police to defeat the enemy. There were more criminal laws in the police station than in the prison. The Ten Great Tortures of the Qing Dynasty were just a piece of cake.

"Ahem... this, we need to enforce the law in a civilized manner and follow the regulations!" He Baowen coughed, his face not quite normal.

Su Ming guessed about 70% of the answer from her look, and immediately leaned forward and whispered in her ear: "Madam, are you not going to torture me?"

When Su Ming leaned forward like this, He Baowen subconsciously tilted her face, but seeing that Su Ming did not do anything 'excessive', he just leaned forward to talk, He Baowen's expression froze slightly, and he coughed again to cover up his embarrassment, looked around, and then leaned over to Su Ming's ear and whispered: "What do you think! I want to wear high heels to step on this kind of bastard to death! But now the interrogation must be recorded by video, and the superiors have repeatedly ordered that torture is not allowed, otherwise the consequences will be very serious..."

After that, he added a little unwillingly: "Even if we take him back to the police station for torture now, there is no time!"

The two people whispered to each other, and the other police officers present looked at each other. At this time, Madam still has the mind to pick up a pretty boy?

"Oh, I understand..." Su Ming nodded, put his hands behind his back and thought for a while, and suddenly asked: "What if, I mean, it's not a human who did it?"

"What?" He Baowen was stunned, looking at a loss.

"For example, when he hijacked the panda, he was injured by the panda. This can be explained, you know, pandas are wild beasts!"

After saying that, he patted the head of a panda that was about to climb to his waist and asked it: "You are very cruel, right?"

"Ah!" The panda opened its big mouth very cooperatively, and roared at He Baowen with its head shaking, but no matter how you look at it, there is no taste of cruelty, but it looks like... like a fat boy yawning with his mouth open.

"Ahhh!" The panda shook its head in a circle, and it seemed to be very shy. It suddenly raised a paw, covered its face, and lowered its head to arch into Su Ming's arms.

"This...this..." He Baowen was dumbfounded. This is called cruelty? ! Then wouldn't Teletubbies be the big devil who destroys the world? !

"Don't worry, I'm a trainer. Take your people away, give me ten minutes, I'll take care of it!" Su Ming was full of confidence.

He Baowen took a step back and stared at Su Ming for several seconds.

Su Ming was now holding a panda in one hand and another in his arms. The two pandas kept squeezing him, wrinkling his already thin summer clothes. He looked like a refugee begging for food with two children.

"Are you sure?"

"Don't talk too much, go!" Su Ming smiled and bumped He Baowen with his shoulder, signaling her to hurry up. This is really not him taking advantage of, there are pandas in both hands, and he really can't free up.

If someone else proposed it, He Baowen would not consider it at all. What a joke, let the kidnappers out of his sight? If something goes wrong, who will take responsibility? ! Not being able to catch the person is one thing, but if you catch the kidnapper and let him escape, or even hurt the panda... Oh, and Su Ming, that means she is derelict in her duty!

However, it was Su Ming, the ‘unreliable’ guy, who made the suggestion, and He Baowen was a little undecided.

If a person wants to gain the trust of others, it is not enough to just talk about it verbally, but there must be actual actions. From last night to now, Su Ming has done it more than once when everyone thought it was impossible.

“Okay, I trust you once. Hey, we agreed, be careful, don’t let me take the blame! I don’t know how to handcuff the suspect, you have to pay attention to your own safety. All… withdraw…”

The police officers were obviously stunned. Although they didn’t know what Madam was thinking, the police officers still obeyed the instructions, returned along the original route, and left the panda house.

“Remember to close the door!” Su Ming smiled and waved to He Baowen, who was walking at the end.

The door of the panda house slowly closed, and the house returned to tranquility again, with only two people and two pandas left.

Looking at the strange smile on Su Ming's face, You Lao San swallowed his saliva and subconsciously moved his body backwards: "You...what are you going to do..." His hands were still handcuffed behind his back, and he couldn't even stand up.

Su Ming just took a step forward, and the panda on his body was too cumbersome. His small waist was about to be bent by it. He put it down with his big hand, "Good boy, you get down first." Then he took a panda's paw with one hand, slowly walked to You Lao San and squatted down.

"If you dare to touch a hair of mine, I will also file a complaint against you!" You Lao San said timidly.

"It's like this, I have some understanding of the Hong Kong police system, let's discuss it..."

Su Ming looked at the time, only 30 seconds had passed, he was not in a hurry, and said as if talking to himself: "This torture requires evidence, and usually the injury will be examined first. Don't you think so?"

Without waiting for You Lao San to speak, Su Ming took over and said: "But being injured or bitten by a wild animal and being injured by a person are two different things. Any newly graduated forensic doctor can tell the difference. Don't you think so?"

You Lao San looked at the two pandas and was about to speak when he was interrupted by Su Ming again. He touched the panda's round head: "There is a movie called Kung Fu Panda? Have you seen it? It doesn't matter if you haven't seen it. You can tell by the name. It's a panda who knows kung fu, such as the heart-piercing fist, the egg-cracking kick, and the fat panda's Hot Wheels..."

"What on earth are you doing!" You Lao San finally couldn't bear it anymore and roared.

"Nothing, people can't beat you, but these pandas can."

Su Ming stood up slowly and said with a smile: "Besides, pandas don't hold back when they hit you, they kill you directly, you're lucky, if you're paralyzed, your kidneys and liver are blasted, your eyes are blinded, etc., you'll have to spend the rest of your life lying in a wheelchair, maybe the prison will even provide you with an extra single intensive care bed. Oh, then you can also go and expose the police and say that the police let the pandas beat you... I just don't know if anyone will believe it?"

"Pandas can't..."

Before You Lao San finished speaking, Lele, the giant panda who had been squatting beside Su Ming, staggered in front of him, stood up, put one hand on his waist, stared at him, and suddenly slapped him, just like the big brother of the society teaching a younger brother who broke the family law.

No matter how stupid the panda is, after communicating with the spiritual power for so long, he knows who the bad guy is. This time Su Ming deliberately didn't let Lele do anything, just to scare You Lao San.

But how strong is a panda? Even if it only used two or three points of strength, it is not something a human can bear. Half of You Lao San's face was swollen immediately, and there was a row of scratches.

"Well, well, well... you hijacked a panda, and the panda resisted and scratched your face. This is reasonable, right!"

Su Ming hugged his arms and stepped back, snapping his fingers at the other panda Yingying, "Show him another fat panda wind and fire wheels!"

Yingying turned her head and looked around, then twisted her buttocks and climbed up a small tree that was almost two meters high not far away. She shook the branches a few times with the strength of Taishan, roared "Ah, ah, ah", and then jumped down from the tree.

Below was thick grass and soil. This guy seemed a little silly. When he jumped down, he kept a sitting posture, and pressed heavily on the ground, and the ground seemed to shake slightly.

Pandas have thick skin and flesh, and they often climb trees. It is common for them to fall from trees. Even in the games that pandas usually play, Lele doesn't care at all. He shook his big head and climbed up again, then stared at You Laosan's belly, looking eager to try.

Where it just sat, there was an irregular circular depression on the ground.

"If there is a person lying down, I wonder if shit will come out!" Su Ming looked at You Laosan lying on the ground with curiosity, and made an explosion gesture with his hands, and made a voice-over of "duang!" from his mouth.

You Laosan's face has changed, and it is ashen, and he gritted his teeth and didn't speak. He can see that the guy in front of him is not joking, and the panda will really listen to him!

If the pandas really beat him to a cripple and caused internal injuries...

"Wait a minute, wait a minute..."

"It seems that you still have a lucky mentality!"

Su Ming was in high spirits and didn't intend to give You Lao San a chance to speak. He ignored You Lao San and turned to ask the two pandas with a look of grief: "It seems that this person must experience the power of Kung Fu Panda in person. Who will go up?"

The two pandas rushed up together without hesitation.

"Hey, good idea, this is called a two-pronged approach!" Su Ming nodded heavily.

...

Outside the panda house, time passed little by little. He Baowen kept looking at his watch, and every second seemed extremely long. An older police officer nearby said in a low voice, a little worried: "Madam, nothing will happen, right?"

He Baowen raised his sword-like eyebrows, "I promised to give him ten minutes, and there are less than five minutes left! When the time is up, no matter what the result is, we will take the person back..."

Just as he finished speaking, the bamboo door behind him creaked open, and Su Ming walked out with a smile: "Madam, don't say I'm not punctual, it's only six minutes. Done! He is willing to cooperate!"

"How is the suspect?!" When He Baowen spoke, he had already brushed past Su Ming and rushed into the garden with a group of police officers.

I saw that You Laosan was still lying by the pool. Except for a little blood on his face, he didn't seem to have any other injuries.

Two giant pandas squatted on both sides of him, one on the left and one on the right. Their claws, which rarely popped out, stretched out like blades, and gestured up and down at You Laosan's belly, as if they were considering where to start.

A Saker Falcon stood on You Laosan's head, lowered its head and stared at You Laosan's face. With just a slight peck from its beak, it could peck out You Laosan's eyeballs.

"I cooperate! I cooperate! I'll tell you everything! Let these beasts go away!" When You Lao San saw the police coming, he was more excited than seeing his relatives, and his hoarse voice was filled with tears.

The police looked at You Lao San in disbelief, then at Su Ming, and then at You Lao San again. He Baowen was stunned for a long time and asked stutteringly: "You...he...how did this..."

"I didn't hit him." Su Ming shrugged indifferently: "I told you a long time ago that this kind of person can't understand human language and must let animals entertain him."