Strange Life of a Cat

After listening to the ticking sound on the other end of the phone, Liu Ba planned to reply in the same way, but before he could knock, the phone was cut off.

Listening to the beeping sound on the phone, Liu Ba smiled and said to the golden turtle, This mysterious expert is really capable, and he understands everything.

In fact, it was just Zheng Tan thinking of using this trick on a whim. After all, he can't speak now. They will think that Zheng Tan is teasing them, the possibility of not understanding is relatively high, and Liu Ba has a wide range of business, deep knowledge, and understands a lot, so Zheng Tan is planning to give it a try. Just now he was tapping and picking up. The other party did not interrupt when the metal piece came, which shows that the other party most likely understood.

Now that he understood, Zheng Tan didn't plan to say anything more, he turned off the phone and left after hanging up the phone, he decided not to turn it on for a few days, if Liu Ba wants to continue using harassment tactics, let him do it, if he can't provoke me, he can't hide up?

Out of sight, out of mind, finally feeling better because Yuzu's mother left, Zheng Tan didn't intend to make her feel depressed because of Liu Ba's psychosis.

Wandering around, throwing a Frisbee to tease the black back kept by the guard at the side gate, Zheng Tan walked back. He didn't go back directly to the compound, but walked around the curve along the road.

When walking to old man Lan's small flower garden, Zheng Tan jumped onto the fence and looked inside, and saw the sheriff squatting next to a pot of orchids, concentrating on nibbling on them.

At first, when Zheng Tan found out that it was gnawing on flowers, he was worried that this guy would get into trouble if he gnawed too much orchids, but he only saw this guy vomit once in a while, spit out some hair balls, and put some soil in a small flower garden where there were no flowers There is nothing wrong with shitting in the big flower pot and being alive and kicking around at other times, so Zheng Tan didn't care about it.

The three flowers that bloomed in this pot of orchids a few days ago are gone now, and some green leaves around have been gnawed, and many of them have gnawing marks on them. The talking about gnawing flowers means that Zheng Tan took the blame for this guy, and the old man Lan always persevered in putting a pot of shit on Zheng Tan's head.

It’s not like the sheriff didn’t grow anything at home, and he even used a flower pot to plant cat grass, but this guy doesn’t show face, and he’s not interested every time he gnaws on it like a cop-out. Zheng Tan listened to the sheriff’s owner and Jiao's mother complained several times during the chat, and she didn't know whether it was the cat's grass problem or the sheriff's own problem, but Zheng Tan felt that it was mostly the latter.

Zheng Tan used to think that the Sheriff had a dog-like inner nature, could bark, be aggressive, and fought with the small Pekingese Chihuahuas in the compound. Except for Niu Zhuangzhuang, all the other dogs in the compound had this guy with a Legs, Zheng Tan always catches this guy gnawing flowers, seeing that guy gnawing orchid leaves like a rabbit.

Someone once said that if there is any animal in the world who thinks flowers are beautiful and fragrant and wants to throw them down and eat them up, it must be a cat.

In fact, many cats are nympho, such as the sheriff.

Last week, Zheng Tan also heard from Mother Jiao that one of her colleagues also had a cat at home. One day, her colleague’s husband gave her a bouquet of flowers on their wedding anniversary, and her colleague’s cat ran over and buried half of its head. I licked into that bouquet of flowers, and I couldn't stop it.

People who don't own cats basically don't pay attention to cats' attachment to flowers, and people who own cats may not notice whether their cats like to eat flowers. There is no doubt that cats are carnivores, but sometimes they can be seen gnawing grass in the grass when they are walking outside. People attribute this to the cat's self-help-vomiting. Except for the special case of Zheng Tan and some special species and individuals, the vast majority of cats spend a lot of time licking their fur every day, and hairballs will form in their stomachs, and some non-toxic fiber-rich plants will stimulate their stomach and intestines They spit hairballs. But sometimes people overlook things, like eating certain plants that can make them sick.

Many plants are poisonous to cats, such as: castor bean, rhododendron, lily of the valley, chrysanthemum, oleander, hydrangea, etc., but the degree of toxicity is different, and different cats may have different preferences and tolerance. Some cat friends who have researched in this area are more afraid of liliaceous plants. Maybe liliaceae plants are nothing to humans, but liliaceous plants can make cats very sick. According to veterinarians and toxicologists According to experts, lily plants may be a major cause of acute renal failure in cats.

These are what Zheng Tan heard when he was listening to some old men in the compound. Old man Lan also noticed the flowers in the small flower garden that were placed outdoors without fence protection, and found that the sheriff only gnawed on certain types of them. Especially orchids, and these kinds of flowers and plants were not included in the list of dangerous species for cats, so the old man Lan didn't care about them anymore. As animals like cats, it is difficult to restrain them, especially those like the sheriff who have been freed for several years.

The sheriff runs outside all day long. Judging from this guy's performance, it is estimated that he eats a lot of flowers when he wanders around the campus on weekdays, but he has never seen him get sick from eating flowers, which means that this guy usually eats flowers. Li didn't gnaw on those flower seeds that were dangerous to it. As for orchids, seeing how much this guy gnawed, it should be... all right? However, cats are carnivores after all, and it may not be a good thing to eat too much, and everything must be done in moderation.

Cats are one of the animals that like to die most. They are always full of curiosity about the world, and they always die everywhere without a long memory. Even the three sledge fools who are widely regarded by the public are far behind. Many flower cats may vomit, convulse, liver failure, or even die after eating them, but these nympho guys just don't want to have a long memory, even if they are repeatedly tricked and abused again and again, many Cats will still repeatedly eat the plants and flowers that put them in the hospital.

Some people say that cats like flowers because they like the sweet smell of flowers, but others will scoff. A large number of studies and reports have shown that cats have lost the ability to digest carbohydrates in evolution and cannot taste sweetness. As for why they always love to commit nympho, there are different opinions.

Zheng Tan had heard many kinds of orchids from old man Lan, and there were quite a few in old man Lan's house. For Zheng Tan, he couldn't feel how attractive these flowers were to him, so he could only say that he and The Sheriff likes differently.

When Zheng Tan looked over again, the police chief had stopped eating flowers, and ran to the big flower pot where he often defecated and started to shit. Zheng Tan jumped off the wall of the small flower garden and left immediately. Even if Old Man Lan knew that Zheng Tan was innocent, but there were other people in Xiaohuayuan, they might not think so. Let the sheriff take care of things like shit and flowers.

When he got home, Zheng Tan looked at the photo on the bedside table in the master bedroom, feeling particularly good.

When Zheng Tan first arrived, there were only three people in the photo on the bedside table in the master bedroom, Father Jiao, Mother Jiao, and Jiao Yuan, but now it has been replaced by four people plus a cat, with Xiaoyouzi and Zheng Tan added. Family of five.

The atmosphere in Jiao's family has been good these past few days, the crisis has been resolved, and it is certain that Xiaoyouzi will not leave with her mother, and Jiao Yuan has started to be embarrassed again recently, without the nervousness of a third-year student at all. But there is no need to be too nervous, not to mention that Jiao Yuan's grades are good, but his grades are not ideal, they will definitely go to the high school attached to Chuhua University, and many children of teachers from Chuhua University will have some preferential treatment.

In the evening, Papa Jiao went to work in the yard after dinner, Mama Jiao was cleaning, Jiao Yuan still didn't go to study in the evening, he read some magazines Papa Jiao subscribed to at home, Zheng Tan watched TV with Xiaoyouzi on the sofa.

Hey, grapefruit, this article says that wearing glasses with metal frames will significantly increase the specific absorption rate of mobile phone antennas for human radiation, and the specific absorption rate for human eyes will more than double... What do you think? Is it true or not? Jiao Yuan asked.

Xiaoyouzi thought for a while, then shook her head, I don't know about this.

Well, discuss it with Su An and the others at that time, and if it doesn't work, go ask the old men from the School of Physics. Anyway, there are many old men from the School of Physics in the compound, so Jiao Yuan can catch whoever he can ask.

While talking, the phone in the master bedroom rang, Jiao Yuan said without raising his head, Heitan, I guess I'm looking for you to corrupt.

Jiao Yuan has always envied and hated Zheng Tan's frequent visits to entertainment venues to corrupt.

Zheng Tan glanced at Jiao Yuan, this guy is actually too lazy to get up to answer the phone.

When Xiaoyouzi was getting ready to answer the phone, Zheng Tan left first, ran to the master bedroom, jumped onto the table where the phone was placed, and pressed the hands-free button, so that Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi in the living room could hear it.

Xiaoyuzi also turned down the volume of the TV, and although Jiao Yuan didn't raise his head, he kept his ears on the phone and paid attention to the movement of the phone.

Zheng Tan felt that the phone number on the caller ID was familiar, but he didn't quite remember who it was. After pressing the speakerphone, I heard a high-pitched chirp from the speaker.

Zheng Tan: ...

And Jiao Yuan and Xiaoyouzi who were sitting in the living room also remembered at this time.

Qi Da Da! The two said at the same time.

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and then there was a louder chirp, obviously very happy that someone here could call it by name.

Jiao's mother also came over at this time, fending off Jiao Yuan who was running to pick up the receiver, and picked up the phone.

Zheng Tan was listening beside him, and what came through the receiver was no longer Qi Dada's chirp, but the voice of its owner, Pei Liang. Qi Dada had just finished filming a cameo scene in a TV series. Because of some things, Pei Liang planned to take Qi Dada home first. He passed by Chuhua City and planned to come to visit. I really like that monkey.

The doubly monkey wanted to come over, Zheng Tan checked the cabinet where he hid his things, and made sure it was locked, so as not to save the doubly monkey from running around, that monkey has no morals.

Pei Liang didn't intend to call Jiao's family at first, he came to Chuhua City mainly to find Wei Leng, Er Mao and He Tao to gather together, and when he turned around, he found that Qi Da had turned over his business card box and called Jiao's family. After all the fights, I might as well talk to Jiao's family first and visit him when the time comes.

After making the phone call, Pei Liang looked at Qi Dada who was full of expectation beside him, Do you want to invite that little friend to play at home?

Qi grinned wildly.

Pei Liang touched his chin, Why do I always feel that you are thinking about something else?

Qi Da shook his head vigorously.

I don't know if it's because I got a cold from the air conditioner, or because I haven't had a good rest this week, and I'm prone to sleepiness. I took a good night's sleep today, and I feel better, but I just keep sneezing.

Friends who use air conditioners in summer should pay more attention.