Strange Life of a Cat

Zheng Tan has always felt that the two biggest setbacks in life are being stepped on for pretending to be coercive, and getting flaunted for showing off wealth. Not long ago, he despised Yang Bo at Triumph, but he didn't expect that there was someone more despised than Yang Bo today.

After dinner, Yuzi's mother and Jiao's mother came out for a walk and chat in the compound, and Zheng Tan followed closely in order to inquire about the enemy situation.

Yuzu's mother mostly talked about the achievements of her hard work abroad in the past few years. Now she is also a department manager and has a lot of money. When she speaks, she is a little bit showing off. She also persuades Jiao's mother to hurry up and buy a bigger house, complaining The house on the side of the compound is old and small, and I compare it with the house I bought abroad. Jiao's mother obviously knew what kind of virtue her sister was, and she didn't have the energy to get angry.

Not long after I walked, I met an old lady who came out for a walk with Big Fatty. The old lady was stepping on the fitness equipment in the compound, and Fatty was squatting on the horizontal bar next to her. The horizontal bar was only five to six centimeters in diameter. I don’t know how the fat man jumped up and squatted there. Go, that round lump looks uncoordinated no matter how you look at it, but this guy is squatting securely. Zheng Tan can only sigh with emotion that he is indeed a military-trained cat, as stable as squatting on instant noodles.

Hey, Heitan, come out for a walk, Teacher Gu. The old lady greeted Zheng Tan and Jiao Ma with a smile.

Jiao Ma introduced her sister to the old lady, chatted for a few words before leaving.

After walking a little distance, Yuzu's mother still sneered at Big Fatty, saying that such a fat cat would definitely suffer from XXX and other diseases, knowing that the old lady lived alone, and said: Just the old lady, without caring for a nanny or anything?

Don't talk nonsense, Fatty's body is in good health, and he is regularly sent to the pet center for check-ups, and the old lady treats it as a treasure. As for the old lady, her son wants to hire a nanny, and even said that the old lady will be taken over, but the old lady keeps I disagree, saying that I am used to the environment and atmosphere here, and everyone in the courtyard is also an old neighbor for decades, so I am not lonely, and I will think about the future when my legs and feet are not good.

Old people are stubborn and stubborn, and so is her son... Yuzi's mother disagreed.

Jiao's mother was afraid that her younger sister would say something inappropriate, so she quickly stopped her. Big Fatty's cat father is more sensitive, and the old lady of Big Fatty's family didn't mean to make public, so Jiao's mother just whispered in her sister's ear the identity of Big Fatty's cat father, and then, Yuzu's mother I fell silent, and I stopped talking about Fatty or the old lady. I really want to hire a nanny under such conditions, and ten or eight are willing to do so.

Within two minutes of walking, I ran into the bastard Sahara again, who was slapping around on the grass, sticking out his tongue and flicking it around. He didn't have any image at all. Of course, he had no image in the compound for a long time.

This dog is too crazy. It looks like a cross-breed, right? In the future, I want to raise a dog, or a purebred with a milder temper.

Mother Jiao looked over and smiled, Oh, you said Sahara, I heard it was a dog of three bloodlines, it belonged to Academician Ruan's family. It's rare.

A shot straight to the heart.

Yuzu's mother is silent again.

I have been running a lot in the mall, and I often think more about my interests, and it is common to hold high and step down. The so-called beating a dog depends on the owner. In the same way, scolding a dog also has to consider the identity and temper of the dog owner. What to say should not be said that you have a spectrum in your heart. They all say that they have a good temper. Grapefruit’s mother always thought that, The more bullish people are, the harder it is to control their temper, so they have to be cautious in every word and deed. When dealing with those bully people, even if they say bad things behind their backs, they have to find a place where no one is around. It might leak out in public places at any time. . Although she didn't know Academician Ruan, when she heard the title of Academician, she immediately choked up her words.

Zheng Tan was amused. Before this afternoon, this person thought that the compound was full of poor people, but now he realized that something was wrong.

When passing by the bench area, Zheng Tan saw those old men in the courtyard gathering together again to talk nonsense.

At night, a few old men in the compound would get together and start bragging, accusing a certain leader of a certain school, commenting on a certain new policy, criticizing certain people who have a bad social influence but the public dare not speak nonsense, Some well-known experts and professors with a high rate of appearance on TV seem to talk about dolls in their mouths. They are not taboo at all, and they are not afraid of being heard, even if those people stand in front of them, they will still say the same.

When Zheng Tan looked over, old man Lan was bragging about a pot of orchids that was bought today.

After hearing a few words, Yuzu's mother didn't think so, is a pot of orchids worth blowing like this?

How much do orchids sell for?

Mother Jiao thought for a while, and said: I don't know which pot Professor Lan mentioned today, but last year, Professor Lan sold two pots of orchids for more than 600,000 yuan. There are quite a lot of people looking for Professor Lan. This year's fried orchids are very popular. Professor Lan has more people, and buyers are blocking people in the compound, just to buy a pot of orchids from Professor Lan. Based on this calculation, it is estimated that the price today must be higher than last year.

Yuzu's mother had an unbelievable expression on her face.

Zheng Tan did know that old man Lan was blocked by people in the small flower garden two days ago, and he bought three orchids called What Rabbit for one million, but old man Lan didn't let go. Old man Lan is not short of money. At this age, he just shows his face and shows off to some old friends from time to time the new orchids he cultivated or newly discovered outside. I really don't care much. At their level, they have gained both fame and fortune, and now they do things according to their hobbies. Although they can't say money is a number, it's not much worse. The only reason for agreeing to sell it to others is that old man Lan is impatient that those people always come to bother him, and he has reserved seeds, so even after selling, he still has one or two seedlings in hand.

Old man Lan was telling people that the fried orchids in the market are overcooked now. Although it seems that there is a lot of money to be made, many people are starting to rush here. Orchid, come back in a BMW in the afternoon. The hype will get even hotter, but it is estimated that the heat will only last for about a year, and it will cool down later.

Zheng Tan knows this kind of thing. A friend of his used to buy an orchid for more than 500,000 yuan when the price of orchids was hot. After five years, not many people bought 100 yuan.

Seeing Zheng Tan, the old man Lan smiled. He was in a good mood today, and then made fun of Zheng Tan, pointed in the direction of Zheng Tan, and yelled at his old friends: The little guy ran to my flower garden last time to eat I bought an orchid, ouch, it hurts my heart!

fart! That was clearly bitten by the sheriff! Zheng sighed, old man Lan deliberately put this charge on his head, and the orchid in that pot was just a relatively ordinary Su Xinlan. Chance to bite?

Mother Jiao saw that the old professors over there were all smiling kindly, and some of them gave Zheng Tan a thumbs up and said good job, knowing that they were just joking and not really angry, so she laughed and fought with the old people. He left after saying hello.

After walking a little far, there was no one around for more than 20 meters, Jiao Ma said to the people beside her in a low voice: Don't look at the old people here, many of them are nothing special, but there are many people outside. The bosses of big companies and some people in the system have come to ask them for advice, and some of them can influence certain policies.”

After being silent for a while, Yuzu's mother smiled and said, Youzi grows well in such an environment. She saw little Yuzi greet some old people yesterday, and she was very familiar with them.

Zheng Tan curled his lips in his heart, this person has changed really fast.

Because of the previous examples, after encountering the even more stupid Ah Huang who can roll down the steps while walking, Yuzu’s mother didn’t make any sarcastic remarks, she was afraid that some awesome characters would be involved when she opened her mouth, which would be even more embarrassing up.

The day Yuzu's mother left to fly back to the other side of the ocean was not a weekend, and she didn't ask Jiao's father and Jiao's mother to deliver it. She left with some people from the company. She just made a phone call before boarding the plane and said, Yuzi, please. you guys.

Papa Jiao replied: I have always raised her as my daughter.

Now that Yuzu's mother has flown out of the country, and Yuzu is still staying, Zheng Tan feels much more relieved, and walks with a flutter.

I ran back to the woods on the edge of the community and turned on my phone, ready to check the game records again while I was in a good mood. As a result, when I turned it on, I found dozens of text messages and nearly three-digit incoming call reminders. The phone kept flashing and flashing. The coming scene lasted for a long time, and Zheng Tan was stunned.

Fuck!

Is this poisoned? !

But when I stopped and looked again, I found that it was not.

Dozens of text messages from the same phone number, and most of the missed call reminder text messages are from the same number.

Damn it, Liuba that idiot actually did such a wicked thing, is this the rhythm of making phone calls?

I have to say that Liuba is really on par with this number.

Since reasoning and self-recommendation failed, and he was very interested in the identity of the person behind the mysterious number, Liu Ba decided to switch tactics after thinking about it for two days—harassment tactics, rogue enough, shameless enough, and vexatious enough.

Liu Ba doesn't know whether the person behind this number is a man or a woman, old or young, but everyone has a limit of endurance, and now Liu Ba wants to challenge the other party's limit of patience, even if the other party spends more time shutting down the phone than turning it on Much more, but six or eight also have plenty of time. The orders on Jin Gui's side are almost settled, and now they have a lot of free time, and some uninterested orders have also been rejected, and they are specifically harassing this number. As long as the mobile phone is turned on, the call will be made immediately.

This expert, I really want to make friends with you, let's get to know each other...

Are you reluctant to give alms even for a text message?

Well, let's not use text messages, and use other methods, or let's talk.

It's fine to just say a few words, one sentence, one sentence is enough, if you say a word to an expert, I won't bother you...

...

Zheng Tan was flipping through the text messages, deleting one by one, and immediately a call came again, Zheng Tan pressed to decline, and within two seconds, another call, press off, come again, press off again, come again...

Even if Zheng Tan wants to check if there is a blacklist function in the settings, it is inconvenient to check. He is constantly bombarded with phone calls and text messages.

Finally, Zheng Tan pressed the answer button.

This time Liu Ba didn't make a sound, listening to the movement on the other side of the phone, waiting for the other side to start cursing.

There was a slight rustling sound from the phone, followed by a ticking sound.

Liu Ba frowned, pushed away the beetle who wanted to eavesdrop, took the pen and paper on the table, and wrote a few letters according to the voice inside.

The golden turtle leaned over and took a look. On the white paper, a few letters were clearly written with a black signature pen——

F-U-C-K Y-O-U!