Spear Teacher

I was told that I was a translator, and I endured it.

I was told that I was a coward, and I endured it again.

I was told that I was a cuckold, and I even used reproductive isolation?

Jiang Qiyu, you are really good at scolding people.

Of course, I have always been tolerant and I don't intend to argue with her.

It was just that when I was chatting with Grandpa Qiao, I "inadvertently" revealed her "boyfriend" who was three years younger than Qiao Fang.

When Grandpa Qiao was in doubt, I "seemed to be unintentional" and said:

"You don't have to worry, she is still young and playful, maybe she will be fine in a few years."

I almost laughed when I said this, and the shrewd old man would not take it seriously.

"I should discipline this girl!"

Just when I smiled and nodded in agreement, ready to leave and hide my achievements and fame,

Suddenly, a sinister, familiar voice sounded behind me:

"Third brother, do you have any sticky snacks at home?"

"Ah?"

"Nothing, I just suggest that you keep some at home to prevent the bad-mouthed guests from talking all the time."

"..."

Very good, I was scolded again.

But this is not the point. The point is that the development of things began to get out of control.

I did get my revenge on Jiang Qiyu as I wished, but I got myself involved inexplicably.

In short, for various reasons, this person who I used to avoid is now a partner in Qi's latest project.

In short, I regret it now.

I regret it very much.

Why did I mess with her for no reason?

This was my second meeting with her, and neither of us benefited.

Jiang Qiyu was forced to be sent to S City to be responsible for Qiao's business, which she was not interested in at all, and I was forced to become her main business contact.

It was because of this that we started to have the third, fourth... even frequent opportunities to meet.

This led to my gradual understanding of her.

Jiang Qiyu is a person,

[Holding a grudge]

"You want to mess with me? Wait, I'll save up some money to find someone to mess with you."

"Well, I'll wait, save more."

[Vulgar]

"Just drink this wine, you won't want to pee after drinking it."

"..."

"Really don't want to try it?"

[Stupid]

"Aren't we engaging in a business war?"

"Public opinion war."

"So... we just find paparazzi to secretly take pictures of their spokespersons?"

"...you don't understand."

[Stingy]

"Jiang Qiyu, I helped you with such a big project, so what's wrong with treating me to a meal?"

"Boss Qi, didn't we agree on this before we started working together?"

"?"

"Hehe... When we go out, you pay for the car fare, and I'll step back when we pay for meals."

"..."

[Coward]

"Don't be sad, it's your choice to treat me to a meal and exercise with me."

"Brother... exercise is fine, but we don't have to risk our lives, right?"

"Don't talk nonsense, there's a safety rope, what are you afraid of, just climb up, I'll cover you from below."

"No, you're so active, are you going to test Yan?"

[Nervous]

"Mr. Qi, treat it like your own home, come in and sit anywhere."

"...No, Jiang Qiyu is sick?"

"Oh, you're talking about this... Isn't it said that living alone Is it unsafe for women? I use it for self-defense. ”

“So you put your own portrait on the cabinet facing the door?”

“Yes, think about it this way. No matter if it is a robber or a thief, the first thing they see when they enter the door is my portrait, and the second thing they see is me.”

“…”

“Don’t you think it’s safe?”

“… You’re crazy.”

[No taste]

“Mr. Zhang, I will treat you as my sister after the contract is signed. Don’t be polite to me today. You can choose whichever one you like.”

“…”

“You mean Qi Yu? We are business partners. What does he know to be afraid of?”

“…”

“Then You have a really big misunderstanding. If he eats a bite of my fruit plate in this private room, I will ask him to pay me."

[Sick]

"...Qi, Qi, calm down, I can explain."

"I asked you to entertain your partners and you took them to order male models. I would like to hear your reasons."

"Well, this is a long story..."

"Let's make it short."

"An alcoholic father, a sick mother, a school-age sister and a broken man. I am not doing this for myself, but to save the young man who has fallen into the private room!"

"...Sick."

——

Why did I believe that sentence before?

What kind of people and things are not spectacular when you look at them close?

Jiang Qiyu, this living father.

The closer I look, the more spectacular she is.

She is so spectacular.

In short, there are so many shortcomings about her that I can't count them in three days and three nights.And this person always has his own theory, which can easily lead people astray.

Fortunately,

Although I am kind and friendly to others, and behave politely.

But maybe you don’t know me well, let’s put it this way,

I am not a pushover.

——

When she pulled out a nonsensical plan and talked nonsense in the meeting, I just quietly took out my phone and started recording:

"Why didn't Mr. Jiang come up with such a plan earlier? It's so funny, I'll record it and keep it for the New Year."

——

When she asked me for a business request and wanted to treat me to a meal, but she didn't want to spend money so she cooked for me:

"Ah..."

"Eat quickly, why are you sighing?"

"It feels like the fish is not worth dying."

——

And when I found out that she ordered a male model and she was still stubborn and quibbling:

"...Okay, I have no objection to you ordering a drinking companion, but according to the company's regulations, this will not be reimbursed."

"You said you don't want to reimburse, so don't reimburse?"

"Then who do you think I will call on this phone?"

"...Qi Yu , you are deliberately making things difficult for me, right?"

"What if I say yes?"

"Okay, if you dare to mess with me, I'm dead."

"..."

"Hey (↗) Qi Yu... President Qi! Young Master Qi! Don't leave, I've spent all my money, just pay it back..."

——

However, when she came to my office to eat and cry about her expensive bills at the club after her secondary card was suspended, I also comforted her in time:

"In fact, you didn't spend much money, it's just because you don't have much money, so you feel that you spent a lot."

"...Damn it, Qi Yu, you will be punished!"

"Well, I'll wait."

At that time, I was still immersed in the joy of victory, but I didn't expect the retribution she mentioned to come so quickly.

We received a message to go on a business trip abroad at short notice, and were forced to squeeze into the same room temporarily for some reasons.

And when I was about to open the bathroom door after taking a shower, I accidentally heard her talking on the phone with a friend.

"...If it was before, I would definitely push him away and say that this is a different price."

"What about now?"

"Now I will hug him and say this is heaven-"

"What heaven? Why don't you continue?"

"Say this is heaven... this damn hotel! What's going on? I must call the consumer complaint hotline to report them! Hiss... What area code is in front of 12315 that can be complained to California..."

Seeing her babbling while retreating strategically towards the bathroom with a full sense of stealth.

I didn't say anything else, but I was thinking:

What could she have said just now?

I guess,

It's a match made in heaven...

Hmm?

No!

Something's wrong!

Hiss...

I realized it too late and could only close my eyes dejectedly.

Bad news:

I finally went crazy.