Spear Teacher

That night, someone rarely said any weird things in her sleep.

At the end of the slapping, her hand force became weaker and weaker. Finally, she didn't know what she was talking about, and she retracted her arms and fell asleep in the man's arms.

The next morning.

After washing up, Jiang was curled up on the sofa to wake up.

She pinched her arm, not knowing whether it was a psychological effect, but she always felt sore and tired in the morning.

Especially the whole back, which was sore and numb.

If her memory was not wrong, she even suspected that she had walked to the suburbs 30 kilometers away yesterday and plowed three acres of land by herself.

"......"

Jiang Qiyu sighed listlessly and looked up at the kitchen.

Thinking of what happened last night, she clenched her fist and waved in that direction with a grin.

Then she leaned back on the sofa tiredly and took out her mobile phone.

[We are all sb, what is there to argue about]: So tired, sometimes I really feel like calling the police, but I don’t know what to say to the police.

[Private diary of a pure female star]:?

[Shawshank’s aunt]: sb teacher, do you think you are the only one who is tired? I met the level 4 and level 6 at the end of the term a few days ago. Do you know how difficult this is?

[Shawshank’s aunt]: It’s like Hua Fei was reborn, avoiding Huan Yixiang and secretly vowing to give birth to a big fat boy this time. After ten months of pregnancy, she was told that she was pregnant with twins, but she was born prematurely. The midwife asked which one to keep, and she was hesitant and ended up not keeping both.

[We are all sb, what is there to argue about]: The description is so specific? It doesn’t sound like acting.

[Private diary of a pure female star]:?

[Private diary of a pure female star]: Strict investigation! sb teacher used prohibited electrical appliances yesterday? !

[One fuck is out of control]: Illegal electrical appliances? Is it the electrical appliance I think of?

【KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu】: Yes, it's the one you're thinking of now, the electric drill that can work continuously for three hours.

【Shawshank's Aunt】:? Suddenly I don't feel so sad about failing the course, the sb teacher is so nagging.

【We are all sb, what's there to fight about】: How should I put it?

【One fuck out of control】: Cut off the beginning and the end, and start from the part about not wearing clothes.

(Withdrawn)

【One fuck out of control】: I mean... you know, right?

"..."

Jiang Qiyu's mouth twitched, thinking of the Wulinfeng Palm King Contest on the bed yesterday, she was so angry that she wanted to smash the screen of her mobile phone.

【We are all sb, what's there to fight about】: Good news: I had sex yesterday.

【Private diary of a pure female star】:? !

【Shawshank's Aunt】:? ! !

【One fuck out of control】: ! ! !

[KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu]: No, are you guys progressing so fast?

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about]: Bad news: It's a fight.

Looking at the series of question marks floating on the screen again.

She sighed again and began to talk to her Internet family about yesterday's King of the Kings Contest.

"——"

Jiang Qiyu's group chat was hot, and Qi Yu's spatula was also very hot.

He took off the apron that had been officially requisitioned from his waist and brought out two plates of fragrant breakfast.

"......"

Gently placing two white porcelain plates on the dining table, he looked up at the woman who was curled up on the sofa in the living room and fiddling with her phone:

"Xiao Feizui, eat."

But this time, the snail boy didn't get the sweet smile he expected.

After hearing this, Jiang Qiyu just gave him a cold look and lingered on the sofa for a long time before reluctantly moving to the dining table and sitting down.

"?"

Qi Yu was confused by her sudden cold eyes, his handsome eyebrows slightly frowned, and his tone unconsciously sank:

"What's wrong with you?"

"......"

Jiang Qiyu's back was still sore, so naturally she wouldn't have a good face for him:

"Gynecological cold."

After saying that, regardless of Qi Yu's reaction, he lowered his head and swallowed his saliva in front of the golden egg pancake in front of him, picked up the chopsticks and stuffed it into his mouth.

While chewing the egg pancake, he did not forget to take out his mobile phone to continue the broadcast of the Wulinfeng 2nd Building 2301 Division Competition that he had just talked about.

"......"

She was so watery, but the man opposite couldn't sit still.

Wasn't he fine when he coaxed her to sleep yesterday, why did he have this attitude when he woke up?

Not even active in eating——

Thinking of this, Qi Yu raised his eyes and looked at the person opposite who was typing and eating at the same time.

Deleted the sentence of not being active in eating silently in his heart.

Don't worry about anythingWhen eating, he was still very active.

But Jiang Qiyu's current attitude alone was enough for him to go back and make a 30-page PPT to analyze the problem.

Hiss——

Is it what is often said on the Internet that men who are too easy to get will not be cherished by women? !

But isn't his shelf life a bit too short?

"!"

Thinking of this, Qi Yu's face changed slightly.

Suddenly thinking of something, he immediately picked up his phone, opened Weibo and switched to an account that he didn't log in often.

Sure enough, in the Chunmeng Support Group, he found an unknown online troll who was active——

sb teacher.

And her remarks...

[Everyone is a sb, what's there to argue about]: Who understands? He said he wasn't angry, but he slapped me while I was sleeping? !

[Everyone is a sb, what's there to argue about]: He can kill three Zhen Guanxi with one punch, and he slapped me half a point last night!

[Everyone is a sb, what's there to argue about]: Can I spoil him? The slap that belongs to me, I will definitely slap it back!

[Private diary of a pure female star]: You said that King hugged you in bed yesterday and slapped your back. Was he waiting for revenge?

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about?]: It's really chilling!

[One fuck is out of control]: Sometimes it's really helpless to be alone in a group chat.

[Shawshank's aunt]: Such a big thing, I suggest reporting it to the United Nations.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: No, sister, are you stupid?

(Withdrawn)

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: What I mean is, idiot teacher, you really deserve your reputation!

[One fuck is out of control]: No, did you two really hug each other and slap each other all night?

[One fuck is out of control]: Is it not okay for the security captain?

[Touch my woman? Die! ]:?

[One fuck is out of control]: The dead teacher is here? Look, sb teacher finally succeeded in pursuing love, but the two of them ended up lying on the bed and hugging each other all night without doing anything? Is this reasonable? !

[We are all sb, what's there to argue about]: Not rigorous, they were clearly fighting physically.

[One fuck is out of control]: Sincere suggestion, if he really can't do it, sb teacher should turn back as soon as possible.

[Private diary of pure female star]: Hiss - but I think, he, doesn't look like he can't do it?

[Touch my woman? Die! ]: Is there a possibility that he just respects you very much?

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: I also respect money, I didn't steal, rob, or have it.

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eating Xiao Wu]: But once I have it, I will definitely enjoy it hard! This is the greatest respect for money.

[Touch my woman? Die! ]: Enjoy it hard...?

Qi Yu slowly raised his head with his mobile phone, his eyes complicated.