Spear Teacher

After saying this, Qi Yu was about to pull her to recreate the accident scene.

"Hey (↗)"

Jiang Qiyu suddenly slid from his arms like a slippery loach and sat on the ground.

The whole person was stuck in the gap between the coffee table and the sofa, and raised his hand to point at the TV screen:

"Look, I'll call you!"

"..."

Qi Yu raised his eyebrows but didn't expose her, looking in the direction of the white knuckles.

A man's sarcastic voice soon came from the TV:

'Jiang Qiyu, have you learned to use cold violence against me now? '

As soon as these words came out, a line of subtitles appeared on the variety show screen:

[Warm Tip: Not a static picture]

It was not just the TV screen that was silent. Qi Yu, who was originally calm, also looked away a little unnaturally when he heard this.

"Ahem..."

He picked up the remote control at hand and pressed it twice casually, trying to reduce the volume of the TV.

"......"

Jiang Qiyu grinned, and just as he was about to look up and tease him, he caught a glimpse of a line of...

Bullet screen?

Yes, this TV, just like the computer playback terminal, can also watch bullet screen!

All the dense writing on it is——

[Yo yo yo~ Who is this? Isn't this our hot-tempered brother Qi Da Shao who slaps people when he disagrees with others? I haven't seen him for a few days, why is he so lame? ]

[Men who act like spoiled children have the best life, you know how to avoid the crematorium. ]

[Who would have thought that the brother who slaps the sky and the earth and slaps his little niece for no reason is actually a love-brained person? ! ]

......

The program continued to play, and the editor even kept the part where Jiang Qiyu bit back and said that Qi Yu was cold and violent.

The bullet screen was filled with [How to control your husband], [Sister Mao started a class], [Kneeling to listen to the class]...

Until the sentence 'Do you like it? ’ said it out loud.

The already dense barrage suddenly seemed to explode, and even completely blocked the program screen.

Looking at the above:

[Airborne success! ] [Come here because of the reputation! ] [Watch it a billion times again! ] [Nuclear warning ahead! ] [Long-eared famous scene, I’ll be spicy! ] and [The sweetness ahead is too high, sour chicken fans quickly retreat! ]

Jiang Qiyu really realized it.

She was indeed notified too late about this relationship.

Qi Yu took the remote control and lowered the transparency of the overly dense barrage, and the two saw the screen again.

Jiang Qiyu saw herself on TV holding the phone calmly, and the voice of the man opposite came out with a little echo and electricity:

‘You know, Jiang Qiyu, I have always liked it. ’

‘Do you love it? ’

‘Love. ’

The moment when the deep male voice on TV fell.

Another real voice sounded from above her head, exactly overlapping with it:

"Love."

Jiang Qiyu subconsciously pinched the palm of her hand on her knees, and then suddenly raised her head.

Her sight happened to bump into a pair of clear and bright black eyes.

Accompanied by the romantic BGM of the program, her voice traveled through time and space, overlapping with herself on TV:

"How much do you love?"

'How much do you love? '

"......"

Qi Yu accurately caught her gaze, bent a pair of eyebrows that were always flying and unruly, and answered again as she wished:

"I love you very much."

'I love you very much. '

This sentence has a long time validity, and you can confirm it with me at any time in the next moment.

And every time, the answer you get will be

I love you very much.

"......"

"......"

This time, it was the person who was defending himself who took the lead in attacking.

And the person who had been waiting for a long time naturally enjoyed it and accepted all the attacks with a smile.

Meanwhile, on the TV that no one was watching, the comments were still swiping the screen like crazy:

[Good news! He loves it so much!!!]

[Who is so sweet? ! I just want to ask who is so sweet? ! !]

[Lock them up! Lock them up and don’t let them out until they have a baby!!!]

[I went to the hospital for hypoglycemia and the doctor prescribed this video for me. I’m done watching it. I won’t say any more. I’m going out to buy insulin.]

[Qi Yu, you… you kid… are so good…]

——

The two of them sat on the sofa and watched the replay of this variety show.

While Qi Yu went to the kitchen to cut fruit, Jiang Qiyu finally had time to take out her phone to check Weibo.

As expected, this episode was already on the hot search last night. Clicking on it showed a series of related entries:

#长耳 He loves it so much! #

#Qi Yu: I don’t have this brother#

#Spear Zombie doesn’t look like an act#

#Wolf: I met a dog today#

#Welcome to SpearThe king is back! #

There is also an entry about Lu Heng:

#It is better to throw away the sand that cannot be held#

Click in, and most of the topics are Lu Mianyan CP fans, Lu Heng fans, Jiang Mian fans, and CP fans who quit and attacked.

Lu Heng fans scolded Jiang Mian for being unprofessional during the promotion period. The whole crew went on the show to promote the movie, but she went abroad to pursue a man and spread rumors.

Jiang Mian fans scolded Lu Heng for not being able to walk independently. He knew that Mian Mian had contacted him privately without permission during his personal schedule, which was workplace sexual harassment.

Lu Mianyan CP fans are caught in the middle. They are caught in the middle and are scolded for being worse than dogs and sucking the blood of their brothers (sisters).

And the CP fans who quit and attacked were even crazier, and they started to attack indiscriminately.

There was a melee inside, which was very lively.

Jiang Qiyu even saw a few familiar IDs in this topic, jumping around actively.

The first to bear the brunt is the private diary of a certain pure female star.

She wrote a short essay on Weibo in the tone of a crew member.

Accusing Lu Heng of his double-faced personality, revealing that he is actually an impolite and uneducated ordinary man in private.

This Weibo post is quite popular, and Gu Xunjian is fighting with Lu Heng fans who came to the comment area to refute the rumors and control the comments.

"......"

Jiang Qiyu's eyes lit up.

Just when she was about to cut the trumpet and evolve into the evil key fairy on the spot, a small piece of watermelon was suddenly handed to her mouth.

"——"

Qi Yu stuffed the watermelon into her mouth, and then used the same fruit fork to feed himself a piece as if nothing had happened.

Sitting next to Jiang Qiyu, he looked up at the wall clock that he almost saw through yesterday:

"What did your assistant say when he left?"

"?"

Upon hearing this, Jiang Qiyu immediately checked the time on his phone-

17:55

"Hiss--"

There was an ad live broadcast in the evening. What time did Yu Xiaoyu say he would pick her up at home?

Qi Yu, who was lazily leaning on the sofa, looked satisfied. He stuffed her with another bite of watermelon and reminded her lightly:

"Six o'clock."

"!!!"

Watching the man suddenly bounce up from his side.

Even so, he didn't forget to bend down and bite off the watermelon in his hand, and then hurried to the master bedroom.

"......"

Qi Yu did not change his movements, but slowly pursed his lips into an arc, and then he shouted to the bedroom:

"I'll pick you up after the live broadcast tonight, don't run around."

After the voice fell, the master bedroom door suddenly opened, and a slightly messy head poked out from inside:

"I have a nanny car, why are you picking me up?"

The man just smiled, suppressed the urge to mess up her hair and said:

"Something happened."