Spear Teacher

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about]: He treated me very well this morning.

[Shawshank's aunt]: So nagging.

[Fuck out of control]: You said that you subdued him this morning, how can he treat you well? It seems that there is a chance.

[KFC Crazy Thursdays for Xiao Wu]: No, he hasn't eaten good food?

(Withdrawn)

[KFC Crazy Thursdays for Xiao Wu]: I mean, you deserve the best.

Xiao Wu is selling swords, Jiang Qiyu directly ignores him, still typing seriously:

[We are all idiots, what's there to fight about]: In the past, when we were together, he always scolded me?

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Seeing this message, Gu Xunjian was stunned at first, and then turned to look at the person next to him in surprise.

[Private diary of pure female star]: He scolded you?

And for this matter, there is someone on the other side of the network cable who is more anxious than her:

[Touch my woman? Die! 】: No, when did he scold you?

【Touch my woman? Die! 】: I mean, do you have any misunderstandings?

【We are all idiots, what's there to argue about】: No misunderstandings, I remember them all.

【We are all idiots, what's there to argue about】: Do you know what he said to me the most before?

【Shawshank's aunt】: What?

【One fuck out of control】: You are so special?

【KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu】: You are different from other security guards I know?

【We are all idiots, what's there to argue about】: Don't force me to slap you.

【Shawshank's aunt】: What violent maniac? !

【One fuck out of control】: idiot teacher, are you from Stockholm? !

【KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu】: So to chase a girl, you can just slap her?

【Touch my woman? Die! 】：......

[Private diary of a pure female star]：Actually...it depends on who you are talking to.

Gu Xunjian also watched that love show when he had nothing to do.

To be honest, sometimes he slapped her not because he liked violence, but because of a little impulse driven by human nature.

Understandable.

But the spectators who don't know the truth can't understand it. In their eyes, the security captain instantly became a villain who eats, drinks, gambles and beats women.

[Shawshank's aunt]：Sb teacher, why don't you think about it again?

[One fuck is out of control]：Yeah, you followed him on impulse, what if he abuses his wife after marriage?

[KFC Crazy Thursday Eat Xiao Wu]：If he abuses his wife, just stuff your excrement shoveling tool into his mouth!

"......"

In the Maybach of [京A·886SB], Qi Yu almost got his nose crooked with anger while holding his phone:

[Touch my woman? Die! 】: No, don't you remember how good he was to you?

【We are all idiots, what's there to argue about】: Can you please stop interrupting me? I mean, he used to be indifferent to me, but today is different.

【Shawshank's aunt】: Today you are out of reach?

【We are all idiots, what's there to argue about】: Today, I told him a joke, and then he hugged me.

【One fuck out of control】: And you're touching me?

【KFC Crazy Thursday Substitute Xiao Wu】: Can you hug me with a fan?

【Private diary of a pure female star】: Oh, I understand, did he always joke with you before, but today he was serious with you, and he was so sincere that he almost kissed you?

Gu Xunjian used the more than 8,000 romance novels she had read to guarantee that the content she saw with her own eyes today was summarized as these.

【We are all idiots, what's there to argue about】: Those who know me are my diary teachers!

【Touching my woman? Die! 】: What about you?

【Touch my woman? Die!】: What do you think?

【Touch my woman? Die!】: If, I mean if, he booked the amusement park tonight, asked someone to order 99,999 roses, arranged a three-hour fireworks show, gave you a labor contract worth 5 million yuan, and booked the advertising screen on the exterior wall of the tallest building in City A for the whole night, in this case, how would you deal with it?

【We are all idiots, what's there to fight about】: I will wake up and go to the bathroom, and then go back to sleep.

【One fuck out of control】: Hahahaha, you are really bold, teacher, typing doesn't cost money, right?

【KFC Crazy Thursday Eat Xiao Wu】: Teacher, you make my online name look a little petty.

【Shawshank's aunt】: Why doesn't he book the building on the Bund in City S, doesn't he like it?

【Touch my woman? Die!】: The Bund is fine, idiot teacherDo you like S city or A city?

[We are all sb, what's there to fight about]: Anthracene

[Touch my woman? Die!]:?

[We are all sb, what's there to fight about]: "Anthracene" is a very useful word, "fuck" expresses my mood, "en" expresses my indifference.

[Private diary of pure female star]: Anthracene

[Shawshank's aunt]: Anthracene

[Fuck out of control]: Anthracene

[KFC crazy Thursday eating Xiao Wu]: Anthracene

[Touch my woman? Die!]:... Don't you like these?

[Private diary of pure female star]: Please, although it is luxurious and dreamy, it is really socially dead. If the security captain really does this, the sb teacher will be ridiculed by the whole country for three years.

[Shawshank's aunt]: Don't say it, I have a picture.

[One fuck is out of control]: Security captain: "Can you be my girlfriend?" Stupid teacher: "I can treat you as dead."

[We are all sb, what's there to fight about]: Teacher, are you an emotional master or an idiot in love?

[We are all sb, what's there to fight about]: But the five million you mentioned, why do I feel a little familiar?

[Touch my woman? Die! ]: I read all this in a book, as the saying goes, reading ten thousand books is like reading ten thousand books.

[We are all sb, what's there to fight about]: Good! Teacher is really talented!

"......"

The group was in full swing, but the Maybach was solemn.

Qi Yu slowly moved his eyes from the phone screen to the rearview mirror, and met Zhao Jin's smiling face:

"Zhao Jin."

"Boss Qi."

"Are you sure that the women who received the projects you introduced... cried?"

"Of course!" Zhao Jin nodded with certainty: "Absolutely!"

"..."

There was another long silence. Just when he was about to look back, a weak and long sigh came from the back seat:

"Refund everything that can be refunded."

"Ah?"

Qi Yu ignored him, turned his head to look at the nanny car parked not far away, and spoke again after a moment:

"Put the remaining budget into the additional terms of the contract."