Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 13001300. Ward rounds

The young people in the live broadcast room have an unbalanced mentality.

[Understood, I can’t buy such good Houttuynia cordata and mugwort buds, right?]

[Yes, we are not worthy of using new technology, woo woo...]

[I am already so humble, can you sell me this fried tea? 】

[link on link on link on link]

[Now that speculation has begun, can you open a pre-sale? I just changed to a new broadband]

【yes! How about launching a pre-sale first? I’m not afraid of waiting, I have plenty of patience]

Comparing everyone's comments, Zhang Yanping said sincerely: "Pre-sales are not a good habit. Let's sell them in a down-to-earth manner. Everyone can buy with peace of mind. How great!"

[What you’re saying is, if you pre-sold this year’s corn last year, wouldn’t there be a chance for many people to do so? 】

[I used to whisper with 200,000 followers, but now with 1.2 million followers, my thighs are green]

[I once looked down upon honey that cost 1,000 yuan per pound, thinking that I was just that old leek that could not cut it]

[Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, please! In this live broadcast room, I just want to be a young leek that can be cut at any time]

[When the clothes seller offered pre-sales, I turned around and left. No one knew that I was kneeling at Teacher Qiaoqiao’s place begging for pre-sales]

Zhang Yanping: ...misstep!

He decisively changed the topic: "Well, Uncle Zhou, will steaming and frying these leaves affect the effect?"

Zhou Maozhu was happy: "It doesn't have much impact. After all, these ordinary mugwort sprouts and Houttuynia cordata are wild grasses, and they have a bit of astringency. If you dry them at home and steam them in advance, the taste will improve."

"And don't think that we can just stir-fry it by hand. In fact, the tea-frying machines now do it very well and evenly. Those who are not good at cooking would rather use a tea-frying machine."

"It's just that the quantity is large. If you young people want to try something new, you don't need that."

[The gangster eldest brother looks like an uneducated man, and he is so abrupt when changing the topic]

【High praise! Not only is he uneducated, but he is also obsessed with us. He is very bad when he covets us! 】

[Stop saying that! The gangster brother holds the lifeblood of our waist! He said he wanted to sell it, so I’m going to go! 】

[Good guy, what you said makes sense! Brother Mafia, please, sell some! 】

[Give me the goods, give me the goods quickly! I can't bear it anymore, I can't hold on for a day! Brother, please! Sell ​​me a little]

[Hiss...something's wrong]

【Brother! Please! I can't live without our products! 】

【you…】

[Quickly use your magical powers, the entire live broadcast room will be in danger later]

Zhang Yanping was still watching happily with his mouth open, but he turned around and saw a flashing reminder of a new person entering the live broadcast room in the background -

[xx Internet police enter the live broadcast room]

He suddenly became excited and glared at the camera with a fierce and angry face: "Everyone, please be careful! Don't destroy our live broadcast room."

The next moment, a barrage appeared with flashing special effects:

[xx Internet Police: What are you selling? 】

Everyone in the live broadcast room: […]

[It’s over, it’s over, here comes the note (dog head)]

[Sir, most people don’t know about our eldest brother’s business]

[It’s not you—]

Zhang Yanping was worried to death: "When is it? You are still causing trouble! Please explain, what we sell are serious things."

"We are a live broadcast room for agricultural products."

[xx Internet Police: So what are you selling? 】

The live broadcast room was full of "Hahahahahahahaha", followed by everyone's replies:

[Tea, serious tea, 11,000 pounds] [Tea, serious tea, 5g, 50 yuan]

[Tea, serious tea, no gifts, the price has skyrocketed, and ordinary people can't get it. 】

Zhang Yanping:…

The hanging heart finally died.

The Internet police only captured keywords, and netizens @ who were not too concerned about the fun came to join in the fun. But looking at the replies from everyone in the live broadcast room, it seems that there is something wrong?

What kind of unknown tea costs 10,000 yuan per catty! And sold by the gram! Still relying on robbing?

And how come this man in the live broadcast room doesn’t really look like a good person? Write it down, keep an eye on it.

As Zhang Yanping saw more and more people joining in the fun, he finally came up with his trump card:

"If the live broadcast room is blocked, this batch of goods will not be sold online, but will be shipped directly."

"Everyone, be careful what you say and do!"

As soon as he said this, the barrage stopped instantly.

After thinking about it, he sent another message to Song Tan:

"How to sell this tea?"

Song Tan thought for a while: "It's not very profitable to sell this to the frontier, so it's packaged in a moisture-proof paper bag, and a pack of 25 grams only costs 60 yuan."

25g can last for a long time, and apart from labor costs and transportation costs, it can indeed be said that it is not profitable.

Zhang Yanping had an idea, so he simply asked: "How much does it cost to sell online?"

Originally, he could have set the price, but wasn't it because everyone was making a fuss just now? If he had been asked to set it, Zhang Yanping suspected that he would have set it slightly higher - yes, it's so easy to avenge private revenge!

So, let’s leave it to Song Tan.

Song Tan hadn't participated in pricing for a long time. After much deliberation, she said, "A pack of 25 grams is only 99."

This price is cheaper than summer tea in Lao Song's family. After all, summer tea is sold in single packs, but this pack can last for a long time. Zhang Yanping cheered up:

"Okay!"

He decisively got in front of Qiaoqiao's live broadcast, but he was afraid that someone would check his ID through the Internet, so he didn't show his face again, and only announced excitedly -

"Come on, come on, the prices of the mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea you want are now out!"

He felt that he had successfully changed the topic, but netizens did not buy it—

[What’s the point of looking at the price? Can we still not buy it? 】

【that is! The gangster brother must have been nervous when he saw the Internet police coming, and wanted to gag us with something]

【It makes sense! Come on, I have a big mouth, stop me first. 】

[Price is not an issue, but you finally let me grab it! 】

[Don’t make an offer. If you want to sell, just sell it. 】

【that is! The police officer is here. If you don’t sell your goods quickly to prove your innocence, what are you waiting for?]

【Brother! Don't be afraid! If uncle checks your ID, we will cover it for you]

[Brother, don’t be afraid! If selling too little is a sin, I'm willing to suffer it for you! I just ask you to give me one bite every day]

[Internet Police: ...Okay, focus on the focus]

Things are changing, Zhang Yanping used to make everyone scream, but now it's his turn and he is frustrated by the barrage.

But fortunately, I have been arguing with netizens for a long time. What kind of barrage have I not seen? A mere cyber policeman, as long as he can grab the goods, he will still be a die-hard fan of the Old Song family in the future!

Thinking of this, Zhang Yanping suddenly became confident: "Come on, listen to my quotation first - who doesn't want to buy real thighs this time?"

[Mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea, no matter which one you buy, they are all priced at 99 yuan a pack! 】

Update two, good night. Chapter 1300! If there weren't some chapters in the middle that were combined into one, it would be almost 1,400 by now.