[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

When I woke up and opened my eyes, I thought I had changed the land, but soon found that I was still in the old cave, but the cave had changed: tables and stools and other furniture were placed, and the entrance of the cave was blocked by wooden boards, and the simple stove was blocked outside.There is a red charcoal stove by the wall of the cave. Boiling water is warming on the stove, and a lantern is still on. It is obviously night.Yang Guo was sitting under the lantern reading a book, with a cup of tea on the table.

There was rumbling thunder and heavy rain. The weather should have been cool, but the charcoal stove made the cave extremely hot.

I coughed heavily and struggled to sit up.Yang Guo put down the book: "You've woken up, hurry up and drink a bowl of hot sugar water." As he spoke, he lifted the pot and poured it into the big sea bowl.

My heart warmed up, and I commanded: "Add a little more salt, not too much, just a little."

Yang Guo laughed: "If you sweat a lot, you need to add some salt, but what is the taste if you mix it together, drink sugar water first and then porridge."

Cut, salty and sweet is also a wonderful taste, okay?I was too lazy to point out those with rough tastes, holding the hot sugar water, inexplicably felt that I had returned to the cave era of Taohua Island, when there was rain from time to time by the sea, and it was quiet and warm to curl up in the cave.Five years have passed without any danger, and the safety factor will increase greatly in another five years!

Suddenly I heard Yang Guo say: "Praying to God and worshiping Buddha is still useful. Those old people pray for rain and get rain, locusts can't fly over!"

I couldn't help laughing: "It's rainy in May and June in this area. The environment in the east of Zhongnan Mountain has been destroyed, which attracts insects."

Yang Guo babbled and scolded ordinary people for fighting for nothing, especially Meng Ge and Kublai Khan, who were hypocrites.

I saw him holding a pot of cooked meat porridge and pouring it into an iron pot to heat it up, and I couldn't help but interrupt: "It's fine if the weather is a little warmer, please turn off the stove quickly, I'm almost dying of heat!"

Yang Guo shook his head solemnly: "It's better to drink it hot. Big girl, you need to know how to take care of yourself. You will suffer if you eat something cold. Wait a while, it will be fine. It's uncomfortable to lie down, the first time is always more uncomfortable, and you will get used to it later. gone."

I was immediately depressed, and peeked at the book he read earlier, which turned out to be a medical book.It should be bought from a Taoist temple, we did not bring the book.But after reading the book, he definitely knows that the monthly event is once a month.

After thinking about it for a while, I simply broke the jar and said, "It's not the first time. It happened last year. It was the time you learned from Brother Diao. I practice Taoism, and my body is different from that of ordinary women. It takes half a year or a year." Only once."

Yang Guo raised his eyebrows in surprise: "There is still this kind of exercise? Brother reads too few books."

I bit my lip and flicked: "It's not in the book, this is a secret method."

Yang Guo was full of doubts: "What secret method? You can't just make it up, right? The book says that you can't be on time because of your weak bones. It doesn't matter, let's take it easy. You have to listen to my brother, you don't eat well on weekdays BLaBLa ..."

I turned my head into three big ones, and said bitterly: "Sister, I didn't lie to you! Taoism is clear about asceticism. This is for conception. A person can only conceive a child once a year. Why do you need so many times? If you don't believe me, ask ..." He meowed, and asked him to ask Xibei Xiong if he was looking for trouble?The carver probably doesn't understand yet, and Jiadan doesn't know where the cat's bump is.

Yang Guo's face suddenly frightened: "Who are you asking?! Did you fight your way in your previous life?! Nonsense! What kind of pure-hearted asceticism, eating, drinking and lasciviousness are just desires, so save them all!"

I had no choice but to make up a lie: "That's not the case, once a month is too troublesome, so I can find a way to reduce it, and it won't hurt my body."

Yang Guo breathed heavily: "Isn't it hurting you?! Master Long never wants to lie on the couch like you do! The way is natural, you do the opposite, what kind of tricks are you doing, don't practice!"

I regret this, what is self-digging, this is it!Hmph, isn't it just a book, how much can't be edited in Return to the Valley of Unrequited Love?If I can cheat Wuyan, I can cheat you, a nerdy Yang!

Yang Shudai was very angry. He stirred the porridge with the wooden spoon and made the iron pot rattle, while continuing to bombard him: "Your brain can be used elsewhere, so what's the point of making fun of your own body? Look at your head..."

I pursed my mouth: "I know you despise me! I'm short and ugly, don't worry about it!"

Yang Guo glared: "Brother, who cares?! That kid...how could I think he is a good one? A self-righteous fool! Fighting skills, fighting skills, what is the result of you fighting for a lifetime? Teach me, a lonely ancient tomb concocted a secret method to harm me! When I turn around, I will ask him to settle the score BLaBLa..."

My eyes were dark, and I turned around and lay down, waiting for me to think about how to convince this stubborn sheep.

The meat porridge was fragrant, and the stubborn sheep calmed down by himself: "Hey, get up and drink the porridge, brother likes girls."

I don't move, I feel sad, the broken boy is "likes girls", not the "likes" that I want but dare not fight for.That's fine, if you get married, you have to have children, and if you give birth to children in this cruel world of martial arts, I will give birth to demons.

Yang Guo forcefully pulled me up, stuffed the mattress behind me, smiled and said: "Don't be so angry, I'm just in a hurry, drink the porridge quickly, or I'll drink it!"

I succumbed hopelessly: "The porridge is still hot, it will be cold. Brother, let's talk to you seriously. Hong Qigong met my mother, and he said that my mother is small. He doesn't need to lie to me. If you don't believe me, you can ask Guo ally."

This time Yang Guo didn't question it, maybe he guessed it earlier, he rubbed my head and said with a smile: "Small people can also grow strong, look at how strong Lei Daxia is!"

Is that master who is three feet vertically and vertically my role model?I stared at him in disbelief: "Refused to be a pig!"

Yang Guo bared his teeth: "Hero Lei is a pig? He is honored as a 'dwarf lion' in Jianghu! Good boy, let's be a lion too, how nice the Lion roars in the east of the river."

I trembled all over: "My sister thinks it's better to be a cat."

"So you just lick the cat?" Bully Yang scooped up a big spoonful of porridge: "Open your mouth, this hero's sister is absolutely not allowed to be a cat."

Don't flirt with him anymore!I snatched the bowl, poured it into my mouth without eating, and thought about where to find a wife for Yang Guo. We can't wait for Guo Xiang to grow up. Cheng" was snatched away by Zhou Botong, Yang Guo didn't pay much attention to the little girl.

I swallowed a bowl of fruit, but I couldn't think of a new sister-in-law candidate, but I had to pee, and the tampon was soaked in blood so I had to change it.

It's windy and rainy outside, what should I do?Cha, my aunt has spiritual power, so it's not a big problem to call it.

I probably had a bad face, so Yang Guo asked, "Does your stomach hurt? Lie down quickly and cover yourself with a hot towel."

Understand all this?It can't be all from the books, it wasn't taught by Zha Zhou, it was taught by other romantic~little men!The problem is that you know so much, why don't you know the most common physiological needs of people?

I snorted: "It's not a stomachache, you avoid it, I want to go out for that."

Yang Guo was puzzled: "Then what?"

I was sweating profusely: "The one you do several times a day!"

Yang Guo scratched his head: "Brother needs to practice a few times a day, drink water a few times, and..."

I yelled angrily: "What are you going to do if you drink too much water?"

Yang Guo pondered: "Look for delicious fruits to eat, you can't eat raw or cold fruits now."

Far-fetched!I don't believe he didn't understand!I squeezed out two words between my teeth: "Pissing!"

Yang Guo laughed: "Wrong, I should say 'changing clothes'! Lady, lady, I have to teach from the beginning."

Ignore this bastard, anyway, I'm wearing my clothes, and I'll get up to accept the baptism of the wind and rain, and take a shower by the way.

Yang Guo grabbed me: "Are you really going out? Mess around again, you will definitely get sick if you get in the rain." Then he lifted the covering from a "round stool", and it turned out to be a new toilet.

"Thank you." I felt awkward all over. If I took care of her so carefully, I would think wrong.

But he saw Yang Guo laughing loudly, and started to move the plank at the entrance of the cave.I said anxiously: "It's raining heavily! You put on a tung tree coat."

Yang Guo looked smug, and raised his eyebrows pretending to be surprised: "Look at your sharp eyesight, don't you see that the cave has become smaller? There are two rooms separated, and there is hot water sitting on the stove outside, you can wipe yourself and change your clothes after a while. You can’t take a bath, just wipe it off.”

Of course I know that the cave is divided into two parts, and there is a deck chair outside, which should be prepared by Yang Guo for him.But you kid can't go out of the hole, only a layer of thin wood is separated, and the movement inside can be heard outside... It's stupid, you can use a soundproof screen.

I curled my lips: "You can do it, you are amazing, hurry up and help fetch a bucket of water, just use my little back basket."

After cleaning up, I felt much better, Yang Guo took out the dirty water and poured it out, changed the sweaty mattress on the couch, took it outside to dry, and took out the dirty clothes as well.Listening to the movement, he used a large and small basket bucket to catch the rainwater to wash.

I was bored on the couch, an ancient man doing these things for women, he really never thought of marrying me?How about asking clearly?Then tell me directly that he is not allowed to take a concubine if he doesn't have children?Meow meow, just thinking about it makes me feel guilty.

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Because of my guilty conscience, I selfishly pretended to be stupid, thinking that a good man like Brother Yang would be chased by women in his [-]s and [-]s, so don't worry!It's useless to be anxious. It's useless and wrong to do what people want to do during menstrual period. They can be pigs, eat enough and sleep, and adjust their breath by the way.

Maybe it was the first time I ate and drank, which greatly satisfied my small body's need for meat. It was much better than the last time I was half dead, and I still had the energy to argue with Yang Guo. It's just that I slept more and woke up less, and the set of theories was not convincing.

On the afternoon of the third day, I finally entered the recovery period, and it will be clean in a day or two.

I cheered up and wanted to make a comeback, but Yang Guo didn't allow me to get up.I beat the couch and clamored that yes could not be better, Yang Guo said contemptuously: "How dare you say yes with your white paper face?"

I wept bitterly: "Wouldn't it be in vain to be bored in the cave all day, and become a ghost girl in Xishan cave if I continue to be bored! I said that I only need to rest for two days, and it has been three days. I want to bask in the sun!"

Yang Guo declared coldly: "It's windy outside! Rest for two more days and see what happens."

I took a deep breath and exhaled slowly, and then slowly smiled: "I'm so immobile, I'm so stiff, the girl never makes things difficult for herself, she wears two more shirts and goes out to breathe."

Yang Guo showed hesitation, and I continued my efforts: "It's really fine, you said that the Dragon Master doesn't need to lie on the couch, my bones are sore from lying on it!"

Brother Yang finally showed mercy by wrapping me in a brown bun—not counting my change of clothes, but also wrapping his coat around me, and then wrapping it in a rainproof tung oil coat. I was so hot that I was sweating.

Anyway, I finally got out of the cave. When the mountain wind blew, I was in a good mood. I pointed to the bouncing little animals: "Brother, I don't know if you have noticed them. Many animals only have that period once a year. Of course, it doesn't mean more than a year." It's not normal once, but it's also normal the other way around. Do you think I've been sick since I was a child?"

Yang Guo said viciously, "Does sleeping for nine days call you sick?"

Ouch, bad deeds!I apologized with a smile: "That's because I did something stupid, and I haven't done it since then."

Yang Guo stopped drinking: "No?!"

No, I fell asleep again when I went to the Yuan Army Camp!I was cheeky: "I woke up much earlier than you that time in Xiangyang, and pretended to be asleep for fear of being scolded... No, I was adjusting my breath when you woke up, don't say you didn't pay attention!"

Yang Guo grabbed my head like a chicken coop, put it next to my ear and grinded his teeth: "You can say whatever you want, brother, no, believe me! From now on, I will eat like these days every day, and I will talk about it after three to five years of conditioning!"

My eyes are straight, could it be that he is thinking about my future childbearing?Who the hell wants you to think about it!Woohoo, could it be that my robber here is this domineering man?

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