[Divine Condor] Human Armor on the Way Through

Chapter 148, Encountering an embarrassing event in my life

After leaving the ghost village, Yang Guo looked gloomy.I giggled: "Why are you so upset? Fighting wrongly is half the job! The heroes of the green forest are as good as they are bad. They keep their promises. If they lose, they will obediently dig the ground. Maybe they will change their ways."

Yang Guo looked at the sky at a 45-degree angle: "I'm angry with his wives and concubines, their bones are really cheap!"

I said sternly: "I dare not say that, my love is deep and rainy, I want to sing it."

Yang Shaoxia refused to understand Ai Ai, rolled his eyelids: "Family affairs, national affairs, world affairs, think about it carefully, for their own good, they think you are meddling in your own business, no wonder Berton doesn't like to meddle."

I shrugged: "Disappointed? Congratulations! Let's go to become a monk."

Yang Guo slapped me on the head: "Quanzhen sect is full of monks, there are more inexplicable right and wrong! You don't talk about horses, you talk about what you say in Zhuangzi, you become a female bandit BLaBLa..."

Tang Monk chanting scriptures, you kid is not the same, you are full of nonsense, you only allow the state officials to set fires and not allow the people to light lamps!

I looked up to the sky in grief and anger, and suddenly my head knotted: Didn't the ghost in Xishan Cave come out after 16 years?I remember that the eldest ghost with long beards is Fan Yiweng, Gongsunzhi's great apprentice, and Yang Guo spared his life, so he went to Shanxi to befriend nine gangsters.Gongsunzhi here has no beard himself and loves long beards. It seems that everyone around him has long beards except for the boys who can’t grow beards. Fan Yiweng didn’t figure it out... It’s not important, the key is that Unfeeling Valley is good, Nobody needs to die.

Alas, God Condor followed by Condor Shooting, it is understandable that some arrangements are not in place.For example, at the age of the Seven Sons of Quanzhen, is it possible that Qiu Chuji is still alive 16 years later according to the original book?Here, "a life of seventy is rare since ancient times", and the Quanzhen Seven Sons are not Granny Sun, who can cultivate their body and mind calmly, and the Ma Zhangjiao is too old to move.

It won’t work if you make Qiu Chuji younger at the beginning of the setting. He is the master of Yang Guo’s father, Yang Kang. Next is a good time to fight on the battlefield), Yang Kang and Guo Juxia were in the same year.Even if Qiu Chuji accepted Yang Kang as his apprentice after he was more than ten years old, don't forget that his son Yang Guo is eighteen years old.In addition, Yin Zhiping, who has studied as a teacher since childhood, is also old, well, and when Yin Zhiping grew up to more than ten years old, he officially worshiped Qiu Chuji as a teacher. It can't be ridiculously small, Sun Sanren and Ma Zhangjiao are husband and wife, they were accepted as apprentices by Wang Chongyang after they got married, she must have been too old when they got married.

Therefore, the real version of Qiu Chuji has to be over [-] years old now, so it is difficult for him to go to battle to kill the enemy... So that time when Dabar went to Mount Zhongnan, what he defeated was not the big formation left by Wang Chongyang, but the elder brother of the Seven Sons of Quanzhen Weakness?

Where did Jiadan find seven strange things that live forever... It won't be too difficult. Didn't that guy say last time, "Just get a similar one and stuff it in the corresponding position", and the original book didn't explain the truth Who are Qizi's father and mother?

Last time, Jiadan also said that he didn't care about the follow-up of Shendiao, "just don't care, important people have to appear." Could it be that Jiadan's disappearance this time is just a trick to the appearance of a ghost in Xishan Cave?Well, get it over with sooner, so we can work for him wholeheartedly.Anyway, the function of this nest of ghosts in the original book is to fight with Wanshou Mountain Villa, and then let Yang Guo mediate in the middle, turning the five historians and Xishan Yiku ghosts into younger brothers, and then let all the beasts come out and all the tyrants come to the door. Congratulate Xiaotaohua Guo Xiang on her 16th birthday vigorously.But the real version of Guo Xiang was taken home by us. The 16-year-old battlefield birthday butterfly, Xishan Yiku ghost appeared 16 years in advance, there is nothing wrong with it.

Hey, does this mean that the Divine Condor will end soon, and Yang Guo will be able to stay out of the world by going around outside?

"Are you listening? Don't think that if you pretend to be dumb, brother will let you go!"

Yang Guo let out a roar, which shocked me back to my senses, and I saw the great Huashan Mountain in the distance.I patted my head vigorously: "Hey, who are you, hero? Where's my nagging good brother who takes it upon himself to annoy his sister to death?"

Yang Guo threw his fist in anger and committed domestic violence, I refused to accept it and ran away...

It is said that Wangshan broke his legs when he ran, although we were good at lightness kung fu, it was past noon when we arrived at Huashan.

But on the stone steps of climbing the mountain, old men praying for rain in ragged clothes kowtowed and walked.Probably too pious, no one noticed when we passed by in a gust of wind.

I was feeling proud when I suddenly felt soreness in my lower abdomen... Oops!This time of overthinking and rushing all the way, the menstrual period has been brought forward!

While I was in a daze, Yang Guo rushed over, grabbed my back basket and beat my feet with a branch in his hand: "I told you to run! Run again if you have the ability! Your strength is not going on, so you don't need to work hard..."

I squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying: "Little brother has been punished! Will it be finished later? Let me put down the basket to catch my breath."

Yang Guo sensed something was wrong, quickly took off the back basket for me, grabbed my hand to beat my pulse.

I was very embarrassed, and thought again: what's so embarrassing about a normal menstrual period?To hide it from him, you have to bother to think of a lie.So he said dryly: "I'm not sick. Girls will have confinement when they grow up. It's similar to miscarriage. You have to find a cave to rest for a few days." ——Cultivation women's menstrual period is much more uncomfortable than ordinary women. I can't live with myself.

Yang Guo was stunned for a moment, and then he smiled brightly: "What nonsense, what a happy event! Hurry up and pack up, go to the Taoist temple at the foot of the mountain, just give me some money."

My eyes were dizzy: "Brother, Taoist temples are full of men, which is inconvenient. Besides, wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes. We should avoid them in critical times. Let's find a cave. It's not so fast, and we won't come until tomorrow." ——A cultivator can self-regulate, and it is not a big problem to delay it for three or four days.

Yang Guo hesitated for a while, then nodded in agreement.

The cave is not hard to find.Huashan is composed of hard granite body, soaring into the sky like a giant sword.But although the granite is hard, it will definitely be eroded by wind. In addition, there are many people worshiping the mountain, so there are many grass pavilions and man-made caves along the road.

"Huashan has been a road since ancient times" refers to the halfway up the mountain. We are not far from the foot of the mountain. It is better to form a side road that is naturally formed and then artificially processed. We chose a cave that deviates from the right road. There are stone couches and simple stoves inside. , Big enough to cat a dozen people.

The stone couch is icy cold, and with my current physical condition, it is too much for me to just lie on it.

Yang Guo cut a pile of thatch and put it in the sun to dry, while I started a fire to boil water.

Before the water boiled, Yang Guo came back with two hares that had been slaughtered and cleaned. He roasted the rabbits on the fire and said, "There is no food in the mountains, so I will eat meat from now on!"

The corners of my eyes were trembling, it wasn't that I didn't have enough patience, it was that Chef Yang's barbecue skills were not very good, it's just that I have to eat some meat for the next month, it's for my body's needs.

So I poured warm water into the vacated wooden basket and said that I wanted to take a bath, and said, "I can eat! But in my case, I want to drink soup. I keep a rabbit, pick some wild vegetables and mix it with meat, and cook it. Isn't there a cooking bucket?"

Yang Guo said solemnly: "The wild vegetables were eaten by locusts."

Locust P!They come and don't leave a blade of grass, what are you drying outside your booth?I didn't have the energy to grind my teeth with the poor boy, so I rushed him straight: "I want to take a bath, please avoid it!"

The broken boy pulled a rag and wrapped it around his head: "Brother can't see it."

Scoundrel!Forget it, I can't fight but admit defeat honestly.

After washing, I poured out the dirty water and carried the dirty clothes to the stream. Yang Guo yelled, "Stop, don't dip in cold water!"

It's better not to get in cold water, but that's after we're here, and let you do the laundry for me?

I said casually, "If you don't understand, you pretend to understand."

Yang Guo rushed over, "Brother has read medical books in Botong's study, I really can't do it. The girl has finally grown up, but she dare not get sick, don't chat with brother, go back to the cave and rest obediently."

My eye sockets are hot and humid, no wonder he doesn't take it seriously that "a month is equivalent to a miscarriage". A man specifically looks for books on this subject, is he worried that I will never grow up?

Afraid that he would see my tears, I turned my head and said, "Okay, I'll listen to you. The girl is hungry, go roast the rabbit, I want to bask in the sun."

Yang Guo took off his coat and stacked it on the stone: "Sit on the cushion, don't let the cold air touch it, roast the rabbit for a while and it will be ready."

I was heartbroken and awkward, and began to worry about gains and losses—the poor boy read medical books and knew that this stuff happened once a month, and the interval between my first two times was seven months, and I am afraid it will soon reach once a year. If he thinks that I have something wrong toss.Ming told him, will it involve dangerous topics?Things about the realm of comprehension cannot be told to ordinary people.

After being depressed for a long time, I decided to throw it aside first, and bent down to pick up the thatched straw mattress.Well, I have to weave a hole curtain, because the mountain wind is strong at night, and the top is not smooth.

Yang Guo was dissatisfied: "Why can't you stay idle? After a while, brother will go to buy a mattress, there is one in the Taoist temple. Hurry up, the rabbit is familiar."

The hare is only half-familiar, so I squinted at him: "It's better to ask for someone than to ask for yourself. This is not hard work."

Yang Guo thought I couldn't do any work, so he dragged me into the cave and sat there.

Well, who would not enjoy the blessing?I said I would be happy to eat and die.

After stumbling around and eating the unpalatable baked rabbit, Yang Guo washed and dried my clothes, and went to buy a quilt.

I was tired, and I didn't care that he would be suspicious, so I dried the grass outside the cave with the crystal flow, and laid a stone couch.

Because it was almost half a year before I left last month, I took a tampon with me just in case.The nest will be laid immediately, so there is no need to wait until tomorrow. I take out the cotton sliver to pad it, climb up on the couch, fine-tune my spiritual power, and wait for bad luck.

Cultivation girls won't have stomach pains when they come here, but their bodies are extremely weak, and they can't live a normal life like ordinary girls, so they have to rest.If you encounter a fight at this time, you will be slaughtered alive.Usually there are warnings in the previous month, and you can arrange a safe environment for yourself.This time, I have a hunch that there will be more than a month, probably because the soul and flesh are not united, and the hunch is not accurate, which makes me very embarrassed.

Alas, there are still five years to live like this, I hope that the ten-year period will be stable and united, and don't delay it.

Want to sleep, can't sleep.The light smoke of the mosquito repellent was particularly pungent, and I was sweating, and the blood was dripping, and the smell... my own blood, it smells bad but it smells good!

I don't know how long the difficult time has passed, Yang Guo came back with a dozen people, yelling and ordering them what to do.I can't understand, but it's just a temporary cat for a few days, why do you do so much stuff?

Fortunately, those people didn't enter the cave, and they put their things outside, and started to work in the empty space outside the cave.

Outside this cave there is a rare [-]-square-meter sloping flat, and I settled here because the empty flat is good for drying thatch. Could it be that Yang Guo wanted to build a house on the empty flat?

Where do the clothes hang to dry?Besides, it will take some time to build a house, and I will be clean by the time he builds it!

After a while Yang Guo carried the quilt into the cave, obviously the poor boy couldn't stand the delicious smell in the cave, so he took out his mask and put it on.No matter how thick my skin was, I was embarrassed, so I pretended to be asleep.

Yang came over to the bed...and clicked on my sleeping point!

Sleeping points are only useful for ordinary people, no matter how weak my body is, my spiritual power is awake.

Yang Guo put the quilt on the ground, then carried me on top of the quilt, went out and brought in a thick mattress, spread it on the couch, then put me on it, and covered me with the quilt.

This... is so nonsense!At the end of May and almost June, I was weak and sweated profusely soon.But he just dawdled and packed the things in the back basket, which made me feel embarrassed to use my spiritual power to lift off the thick quilt.

It's annoying, he's only scratched the surface of the nursing knowledge I taught, and I'm going to put him in a big furnace and remake him!But the most urgent thing is to close the seven senses until only hearing is left, otherwise I can't help but lift the quilt.

Maybe I was too angry, or too hypocritical... Well, I admit that I knew the environment was safe, and finally fell asleep. I dreamed that I turned into a loach, my whole body was slimy, but I couldn't get out of the mud.

Suddenly, I heard the sound of thunder, which dragged me out of the quagmire I knew was a dream.

Wow, my whole body was sweating like I just waved out of the water, and the whole thing turned rancid!

I opened my eyes silently, and was startled suddenly: what place is this? !

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