How did you wear it!

"This is called a mobile phone. It is a necessary communication tool for almost everyone here. With it, any two people can see and hear each other even if they are thousands of miles away."

"In addition to making calls, it also has many other functions, such as surfing the Internet, chatting, playing games, mobile payment, bill payment, listening to music, watching videos, taking pictures..."

"Of course, you don't have a signal or network ... and there is no electricity ... so the mobile phone only has a few limited functions such as taking pictures, watching videos, listening to music, etc."

"The worst thing is that there is no place to charge it. When the power stored in the phone runs out, you have to send it back to me, and I will return it to you after charging it."

In just one or two hundred words, there are countless words that Ye Wuqing can't understand at all.Internet?mobile payment?video?Taking pictures and videography?Charge?

If you take a closer look, you will find that this terrifying man who has just singled out a group of people, is secreting layers of fine sweat on his forehead, which wets his temples slightly.

Is such a small thing the size of a palm so amazing?

Unlike sealed brewed beer, beautifully printed Mao Zedong, and down sleeping bags as soft as clouds.

The mobile phone is something beyond the imagination of Ye Wuqing, a poor ancient man.

How is this possible?

He almost chewed word by word, even if he didn't understand it for a while, he still wanted to imprint those phrases deeply in his mind...

After watching for half a stick of incense, he closed his eyes, took a deep breath, opened them and continued to look down.

"—The above nonsense is not the point!"

Ye Wuqing: "..." Since he knew Xiao Qiao, his palms had itched more than once.

Especially this time!

"Don't aim too high! [Knock on the blackboard] Today we only need to learn the following lessons to win: how to turn on the phone, find the video stored in the phone, and then let the video start playing smoothly!"

"Step [-], first of all, you must ensure that you are in a safe place where no one is around."

He was indeed alone in the room.

"Step [-], press the round button in the middle of the bottom of the phone. Press it lightly."

After Ye Wuqing did so, the black glaze suddenly lit up, and a dozen or so strange figures neatly arranged horizontally and vertically appeared.Inlaid on top of an extremely realistic map of the starry night.

He was startled, forced himself to suppress the excitement in his heart, and went to look at the "instruction manual" written by Xiao Qiao

"Step [-], find the icon that says [Photo] on the screen, and click to open it."

open?

The round button at the bottom of the previous mobile phone is still real, but the "mobile phone screen" is a piece of glass as smooth as a mirror. How can it be "clicked"?

Ye Wuqing hesitated, the screen saver time set by the mobile phone system was up, and the lit screen suddenly went black again.

He hastily pressed the round button at the bottom of the phone again, but luckily it opened smoothly this time.

Without further entanglement, Ye Wuqing tried to stretch out his right index finger and tap on the [Photo] icon.

Sure enough, there was another change on the screen.

A small black box is quietly placed in the upper left corner of the screen, and there are a few strange symbols "1:11" in the lower right corner of the small box, but I don't know what it means.

The palm of his hand was dripping with sweat. It was because the mobile phone looked too fragile and obviously precious. He was like holding a fragile handed down porcelain, afraid that if the force was wrong, the treasure would be destroyed.

"Step [-]: Click on the black icon inside. After zooming in, the phone remains upright, and then click on the black triangle in the middle."

At this point, the entire "manual" has been written.

Ye Wuqing turned the paper over and found that there was no other writing on it, so he put the "instructions" aside, and unsuspectingly clicked on the black triangle icon in the middle with his index finger.

……

Outside, while Ye Wuqing was concentrating on learning how to use the mobile phone, several bandit leaders in the cottage were gathering together to discuss in a low voice:

"Brother, are you really going to give up the position of the village owner to that, that outsider?"

"That's right, brother, tell me what's going on, you gave away the position of the village master for no reason, and you're still a bum... I, Tieniu, are the first to refuse!"

"Tie Niu, you didn't go out to work today, so you don't understand the situation. That's not a showman. The skill in your hands is very hard, and the eldest brother has not survived three moves in his hands..."

"real?!"

"His mother doesn't know where the murderer came from. It's fine if you are hard-working. The key is ruthless! Although our cottage has a rule of stealing money and not killing, I killed that dog official back then. I saved a few lives. In the end, when I was right with that, that master, I felt chilly all over my body. I’m not afraid of your jokes, but I was really afraid later.”

"He has a life on his hands?"

"There must be, young and old. Everyone has come to the village. It's easy to ask God to send God away, so I want to make a gesture first, let him recite some incense, don't attack people in our village..."

"Brother, what if he really agrees?"

"What else can we do? If our small temple can invite such a big Buddha, that would be a good thing! That master looks like he has studied, he is not like us, he is a mud leg, a big old man. You Look at the days we live, hungry and full, dolls run around in the mountains all day long, and continue to be bandits like us when they grow up? Maybe when the officers and soldiers are free, they will take over our stockade. We have to give Think of a way out, guys."

"You trust him that much?"

"Believe it or not, it's not something that can be settled in a short while, just wait and see."

"That master just locked himself in the house when he came to the stockade, and he didn't know what he was doing so godly."

"Why don't we go over quietly to find out? Don't get too close. That master is good at it. If you get too close, you might be noticed. That would be a big problem."

"……also."

Several small bandit leaders tiptoed close to the hut where Ye Wuqing was.

They said they were close, but they were actually tens of meters away. In order not to appear abrupt, they entered a room quite close to that side, and put their ears on the wall.With the extremely poor sound insulation of these rooms, as long as there is movement from Ye Wuqing, they can hear it.

……

After Ye Wuqing clicked the button, the originally black screen brightened up in the blink of an eye, and the picture moved!

The camera flashed quickly, revealing a charming lady in a red suspender dress with black hair loose!

Her eyes are like water!

Her skin is as icy as jade!

She is as beautiful as a cluster of beating flames, emitting an astonishingly hot light!

On the slender neck, there is also a black ribbon, and a small golden bell is tied in the middle. With a slight movement, you can hear the faint sound of the bell. It is obviously illusory, but it is impossible for people to ignore it easily.

A very decadent piece of music sounded, and soon the female voice began to sing: "She is a lingering touch of the setting sun, who knows how to appreciate it after thinking about it. He has a blue cloud window, just waiting for someone to share it... ..."

Along with the music, the beauty in red in the picture began to sway her waist and gently lift her skirt, blinking her eyes and said Jiao Didi: "Hello, Xiaoqing~ I'm Xiaoqiao~ It's the first time we met, I hope I didn't scare you~"

Ye Wuqing: "Puff cough cough cough!!!!!!"

... He suddenly felt that his true energy was reversed, as if a super volcano erupted inside his body!

How polite to say it, I hope I didn't scare you...

Ye Wuqing's cheeks were flushed, and he tried his best not to throw the phone out directly.He had never been so embarrassed in his life!

Xiao Qiao is indeed a woman...

But her image is far from the image Ye Wuqing imagined!

Ye Wuqing, a pure ancient male in the room, was critically attacked by a stunner of this level as soon as he came up!That slender neck!That thin waist!Those silky winks!That large area of ​​exposed arms and legs!That classic black and red!That extravagant sound that matches the straightforward lyrics!That flickering slow swing that makes people collapse!

He didn't know where to put his eyes, and he didn't know where to close his ears.

In Xiao Qiao's instruction manual, it only taught how to click on the video, but didn't teach how to turn it off at all!

If Ye Wuqing is in a calm state at this time, he may still figure out a way to turn off the video by himself.

But the problem is that he is already half-cooked now...

The brain is like a pot of porridge, gurgling and gurgling.

Fortunately, after that, Xiao Qiao began to move the lotus steps lightly, and briefly introduced the various modern facilities of his house to Ye Wuqing.

Bright and sparkling chandelier.

A sectional sofa that looks very soft at first glance.

TV, air conditioner, refrigerator.

Ye Wuqing forced herself to turn her attention to these magical items.Of course, when he recalled this period later, he realized that he had listened to it for nothing and didn't remember it at all...

"...He has eyes full of soft light, just waiting for someone to bloom for him~"

At that time, Ye Wuqing still had no idea what scene would be waiting for him after this sentence.

"Come on~ have fun~ Anyway, I have a lot of time~"

It seems to have heard the call of fate!

In the picture, Xiao Qiao raised the corner of her mouth and smiled, and threw the long cylindrical stick in her hand into the air!

She boldly took out a black unknown object from her round and protruding chest, and threw it into the air!The bulging chest immediately deflated!One shoulder strap of the little red dress fell off, revealing a little pink on her snow-white flat chest!

Immediately afterwards, the long black and beautiful long hair fell off with a pull!Throw it away without cherishing it!Below is a messy short hair, flying in the wind, infinitely chic!

An unmistakable male voice laughed wildly: "Is Mie Hahaha surprised? Is it exciting?"

Ye Wuqing: “…………………………………………………………………”

Leave him alone, he has already ascended, and life suddenly feels meaningless.

No need to worry about how to stop the video anymore, because after the hahahaha, the video will continue to restore the original state of black with a black triangle icon in the middle.

In the humble house, Ye Wuqing sat on a low stool with his head bowed, dissipating the bustle of the room, leaving only an ominous silence.

……

The bandit leaders who were listening to the corner far away looked at each other in blank dismay.

"There...is there a woman in that room?"

Everyone was frightened.

"What if... there is no woman...?"

Everyone became more and more creepy.