How did you wear it!

After Qiao Yiqiao passed the phone to him, he waited patiently for more than ten minutes. He stared at the pottery bowl with sparkling eyes the whole time, feeling like being caught by a kitten in his heart.

I have written the instructions so foolishly, so Ye Wuqing, the ancient fanboy opposite, can't still watch videos, right?

You should give some reaction by stepping on the horse! ! !

He figured out why in many TV dramas, there are always some brain-twitching big bosses. After taking over the protagonist group, instead of killing them quickly, they would just sit there with a proud face and babble, and take care of all the bosses they have messed with. Everything came out bald, and in the end, he was killed by the explosive protagonist...

Lonely!

The essence of doing things is to see the reaction of the other party in shock, pain, despair, anger, speechless and asking the sky!Otherwise, how can it be cool!

Isn't that riding a horse for nothing?

Qiao Yiqiao felt that he was so hopeless that he was almost turning into a watchdog.

Maybe the ancient fans are particularly stupid?

Waited another 10 minutes.

Flip table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

Can't wait any longer!

If the mountain doesn't come, it's me, and if I come, it's the mountain.

Qiao Yiqiao wrote a small note and threw it over: "How about it, can you use your mobile phone? Is it fun? Isn't it amazing? Feel free to ask me any questions you don't understand!"

The tone is gentle and the content is kind. If an uninformed outsider sees him, he must be regarded as a loving and reliable good person.

It took a while for the small note to be sent back: "Big, open, eye, boundary."

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

It was just four simple words, but Qiao Yiqiao seemed to be hit by an invisible hand on the laughing point, rolling on the bed and laughing for a long time like a convulsion, his whole body was filled with joy and festive atmosphere, not to mention how radiant he was!

One can imagine how chaotic and desolate the inner world of the younger brother opposite is at the moment...

Etc., etc!

After having fun, let's appease the poor child first, otherwise it will be bad if he is forced to become a black fan... Qiao Yiqiao thinks that he already has enough black fans, so there is no need to blacken the ancient one...

"Just kidding, my makeup skills are pretty good, right? By the way, have you found a safe footing now?"

Start changing the subject of Dafa!

And the other party obviously has a deeper urgency and more undisguised frankness in the field of changing the topic-he simply ignored Qiao Yiqiao's previous half sentence, such as joking or makeup skills, and did not comment at all.

Ye Wuqing's handwriting seems to be very scribbled, but in fact, the pen is as sharp as a knife, and the pen is as strong as the back of the paper!

"... temporarily settled in a cottage."

Qiao Yiqiao: "Cottage?! Is it the kind of minority, or is it a den of bandits?"

Ye Wuqing: "The lair of bandits."

Qiao Yiqiao: "Ah! You are going to fall into the grass, right..."

……

The small low stool Ye Wuqing was sitting on had become three-legged at some point, and there was a layer of fine sawdust on the ground.He took the newly passed note in the pottery bowl, raised his eyebrows after reading it, and wrote: "What if I say yes?"

Do you just think I'm a villain?You don't want to talk to me anymore because of contempt?

The note came back almost in the blink of an eye: "Stupid, it's you I know!"

I know you...

Ye Wuqing savored that short sentence in his mouth for a long time, and suddenly laughed freely.

Xiao Qiao is always like this, even if one moment, you still want to pull him over and clean him up, the next moment, he is so cute and caring that you can't wait to hold him in your palm and rub his fur.

Before he could write again, there was another note in the pottery bowl.

"I remembered, when we first met, who were you burying? Is it your relatives? Was he (she) killed by the dignitaries in your place? So the government forced the people to rebel? My God, I really don't know. I'm too slow, I just remembered now. Xiaoqing, please feel sorry for me. No matter what bad things happen to you, you should at least take care of yourself. Even if you want to take revenge, don't be impulsive. No matter how good your kung fu is, you can't stop people from being strong. So it is good to fall into the grass, patiently develop your own power, as our Taizu said, a single spark can start a prairie fire, and one day you will avenge yourself! I believe in you!"

……

Qiao Yiqiao lay on the bed and grabbed the ground with his head, hating himself for being so stupid, obviously the stack of burning paper money almost scared him to pee at the beginning!How can I forget everything!

As if he had drawn a line, Qiao Yiqiao was the best at brainstorming, and in minutes he positioned Ye Wuqing as a poor little man who was oppressed by the local dignitaries and had nowhere to go. How many ready-made prototypes in "Water Margin"!

And he stabbed another knife in the heart of this poor little man who had been tortured...

There is no place for shame.

After robbing the land, he wrote to Ye Wuqing: "How long has your Great Zhou Dynasty been established?" If it was still in the prosperous age, it would be dangerous to be a bandit...

Ye Wuqing's reply changed in the blink of an eye to: "I know, don't worry. Your great ancestor? Is this the man on Grandpa Mao? A single spark can start a prairie fire. Just this sentence alone is worthy of a generation of outstanding people."

Sure enough, I guessed it right!Qiao Yiqiao was afraid of bringing out Ye Wuqing's sadness again, and wished to divert his attention, he moved his pen like flying: "Actually, Grandpa Mao is a nickname, and the official name should be Renminbi... Our Taizu's surname is Mao, and the last name is Mao." Ze Xiadong, he is really awesome, he is all hung up! Let me write you a paragraph of his poems - the country is so beautiful, it has attracted countless heroes. Pity Qin Huang Han Wu, a little lost in literary talent. Tang Zong Songzu, a little less coquettish. A generation of geniuses, Genghis Khan, who only knows how to bend a bow and shoot big eagles! It’s all over, let’s count the romantic figures, let’s look at the present!”

After finishing writing, he was about to send it over there when he saw a folded note lying quietly on the bottom of the pottery bowl. He took a look and said, "It has been 200 years since the founding of the Zhou Dynasty."

Qiao Yiqiao quickly took out his mobile phone and looked up the chronology of the beginning of the Northern Song Dynasty.

Although the Zhou and Song Dynasties were different, based on the analysis of his historical scum, it is estimated that the time before and after the founding of the country was not a few years away. The only difference lies in whether Chai Rong died young and whether Song Taizu, the general of the later Zhou Dynasty, rebelled.

The result of the investigation is that the Northern Song Dynasty was founded in 960 AD. As for the famous Fangla uprising in history, it occurred in 1120 AD and failed a year later. Shame, the two emperors were taken away by the Jin Kingdom that had just destroyed the Liao Dynasty. A group of dignitaries hurriedly abandoned their capital and fled southward. They crossed the Yangtze River and ran all the way to Lin'an, where they established their capital.

In this way, the Northern Song Dynasty only lasted for more than 160 years!

Then how come Zhou, who is almost an identical brother, is still alive after the founding of the country 200 years ago?

He wrote two lines after Taizu's "Qinyuan Chunxue": "What is the minority regime in the north of you? Liao or Jin?"

Ye Wuqing replied: "This poem is really majestic! It really looks like an emperor. The north of Zhou Dynasty has always been Liao. What is Jin?"

Qiao Yiqiao was stunned: "The golden capital is a butterfly?! The Jurchen clan who destroyed the Liao! Wanyan Aguda!"

Ye Wuqing was also very confused: "You mean the Jurchen? I have been there, the Jurchens are very fierce, but the place where they live is extremely bitter and cold, there are few of them, and they are all scattered into small tribes... In your According to the historical records over there, it was Jurchen who destroyed Liao?! Then who is Genghis Khan?"

Qiao Yiqiao was afraid that his knowledge was shallow and he would answer wrongly, so he checked it on the Internet before writing on the paper: "Genghis Khan is a Mongol, counting the time, if he is not dropped by the butterfly, he will probably be born soon... Daughter The real person destroyed the Liao Dynasty and the Northern Song Dynasty. Genghis Khan was even more awesome. He wiped out the Jin Dynasty and the Southern Song Dynasty in one go, and even the Western Regions, and directly hit Europe! The iron hoof of Mongolia was invincible, and it was a bug in that era..."

……

Poor Ye Wuqing had his world view destroyed by Qiao Yiqiao's troublesome video, and in the blink of an eye he was dropped countless powerful prophecy-level bombs.Although he has never cared much about national affairs, and deeply despises the greedy and vulgar monarchs and officials in the court, but just like the ordinary people in the 21st century who take pills all day long, if one day the country really takes pills, the shock will be unbearable. The mood of Yan... I would rather be a dog of peace than a person in a troubled world!

The rise and fall of the people is suffering, and the replacement of each dynasty means that countless people will die, and the land of the Central Plains is empty.

What's more, it was destroyed by the hands of alien races?

He was born in it, and it is inevitable that he will feel pain for it.

In fact, just because the people in the court are now able to kill all the loyal and capable frontier generals in order to fight for power and profit, this country has long since rotted to the root.When the country is about to perish, evil spirits will inevitably be born, and it is not surprising that any shameful things will happen again.

The topic between him and Qiao Yiqiao changed so erratically that they talked about a lot of important national affairs somehow.After all, the history of the two sides has diverged since the founding of the Great Zhou Dynasty. How can the two of them figure out what will happen afterwards?

It may be that history, family and country are too heavy. After the two chatted for a while to no avail, they changed the topic at the same time.

Qiao Yiqiao said: "Quickly study that mobile phone! It's very simple. For example, to take a camera, you just click on the camera icon. After clicking on it, the rear camera will take pictures. Press the center dot, and the people or scenery displayed on the screen will be displayed on the screen. Take a photo... Click the icon in the upper right corner, it will become a front camera... Click and hold the screen and slide to the left, the interface that comes out is the camera, click to start, and then click to end, you will be able to do it after a few tries Oh, it’s really easy to stir-fry chicken! After you know it, hurry up and take a picture of it for me! I want to see what you look like! I also want to see the bandit’s lair! Hurry up, I can’t wait!”

Ye Wuqing: "..."

He held the mobile phone in his hand, suppressed the awkward emotions in his heart, and clicked on the camera icon as Xiao Qiao said.

A pair of slender legs appeared on the phone screen.

He moved the phone away, looked down, and moved the phone back.

Even though I was mentally prepared, I still couldn't help being amazed.

I don't know how people in the future made this kind of magical baby...

He clicked the icon in the upper right corner again.

The screen turns.

A face with sword eyebrows and stars was reflected.

The author has something to say: Ye Wuqing: ...I have never seen my own face so clearly before!