How did you wear it!

Qiao Yiqiao parked his car at the entrance of a digital plaza closest to his home. Because it was the weekend, there were quite a lot of people. Many small stalls were stamped with signs: "Recycle old mobile phones and old computers", as soon as someone passed by , I just stare at them eagerly, especially those who come out of it. Many people who just bought new mobile phones and computers will change hands and dispose of the old goods that are not used, so it is really good business to stay here.

There are booths for mobile phones of all major brands on the first floor. Qiao Yiqiao walked around and finally chose a domestic mobile phone with strong camera capabilities, strong battery life, and easy operation. The money goes away.

After buying a mobile phone, I went to the second floor to buy an IPAD, went to the third floor to buy a SLR camera, and went to the fourth floor to buy an online celebrity live broadcast set...

Qiao Yiqiao's figure is very beautiful. Although he has been wearing a mask that covers half of his face, he still attracts the attention of many people.

Especially when he visited the live broadcast equipment area, he might have regarded him as a male network anchor who was about to start work, and enthusiastically asked him where he would start the broadcast, and would you mind leaving a room number or something first.

"You're so handsome, you're sure to be popular!"

"Has anyone told you that your eyes look like Qiao Yiqiao!"

"Hahaha, don't you know Qiao Yiqiao? It doesn't matter, I have his photo here!"

On the surface, Qiao Yiqiao is very calm, but his heart is full of joy. The motherland is full of fans. I feel so distressed. If I don’t pay attention, I will take a shot of Amway: "Is it so similar? Actually, I don’t He's handsome..."

"Actually, you're not bad either," the fan girl casually comforted, paused, and continued, "That guy Qiao Yiqiao put all his talents on his appearance, and he can't compare with normal people. Are you I know his new film "The Secret History of Princess Xiaoyao"...My God..."

Qiao Yiqiao's smile froze on his face, and his eyes immediately became moist.

Didn't he read the almanac when he went out today? !Get hit for the second time!

He swears that if there is a third time, he will take revenge on the society!

After leaving the digital plaza with hatred, Qiao Yiqiao turned into the nearby Xinhua Bookstore.

I bought a three-dimensional map of the mountains, rivers and veins of the motherland, a globe ornament in the smallest size, and a book on pinyin for children, a complete set of "One Hundred Thousand Whys" in pinyin for children.

After Xinhua Bookstore, I went to the large supermarket next door and bought a dark brown leather retro backpack and some commonly used medicines.

I was having a good time shopping when the phone rang.

It's his manager, Brother Afei.

Brother Afei's voice was very brisk, probably because he had a very happy time last night: "Where are you?"

Qiao Yiqiao: "Go shopping."

Brother A Fei: "Oh, don't go shopping for too long, save some energy. You have to attend an event in the evening, and Ming Fei will also go there at that time. You should prepare in advance. I will pick you up at about five o'clock."

Qiao Yiqiao: "What, Mingfei is going too?! Tsk... okay, I understand."

Before hanging up the phone, Brother Ah Fei couldn't help telling his little ancestor a few more words: "Ming Fei is a cheap-talking guy, but he's actually a nice guy. Don't act like a black-eyed chicken when you see him. For one thing, we are also dealing with the media, after all, after "The Secret History of Princess Xiaoyao" is aired, it all depends on your newly popular CP fucking traffic..."

Qiao Yiqiao snorted a few words: "That bitch is no ordinary bitch! I wonder how there are so many fans like him, what's the use of having eyes?"

Brother A Fei echoed without a stand: "That's it!"

Coaxing the little ancestor to joy, he finally extended his grace outside the law: "Don't worry, isn't it just to endure an idiot? I have endured it for such a long time of filming, and the time for doing activities is nothing."

Brother Afei: "You are so wise and wise! Tolerant and kind!"

"...You son of a bitch, hurry up and kneel down!"

The Ming Fei they talked about was the one who co-starred with Qiao Yiqiao in "The Secret History of the Happy Princess" and played the lead role of the domineering prince in it.He debuted a few years earlier than Qiao Yiqiao, played various cool and crazy roles, and gathered a group of blind fans.

Qiao Yiqiao dared to swear to the lamp, he actually found that idiot not to mention how displeasing to his eyes!But the result is still the same as being cursed. After the broadcast of "The Secret History of Princess Xiaoyao", the heroine was ignored by netizens without any sense of existence. cp, the edited GIF animations and the emoticons of the two in the same frame emerged endlessly, directly pushing the popularity of this drama to a higher level.The producer was overwhelmed by the surprise, and hurriedly allocated funds to hire a group of sailors to fuel the fire...

So there are more fanboys and girls who eat this pair of CP, and there are more Wuyang Wuyang.

Just thinking about it made Qiao Yiqiao feel pain in the egg.

... The reason why I say "still" here is the same as being cursed, mainly because of Qiao Yiqiao's mysterious "speed dating" physique.

Since his debut, he has acted in three plays, each of which will form a rotten cp with a [male] character in the crew, and then it will be widely spread.If this was intentional speculation, Qiao Yiqiao would not be so depressed, the problem is that he is super innocent every time!She obviously didn't do anything, but she became what fans call a "little veelah" persona... I can't wait to put two words on my forehead: I am wronged!

However, if there is a bad side of things, there will be a good side. Qiao Yiqiao can quickly become popular with this shit-like acting skills. His good looks are one aspect, and the rest depends on the ardent CP fans from all walks of life Cultivated.

...although he didn't want to say thank you at all.

Brother Afei's phone call ruined his interest in continuing to go shopping. Qiao Yiqiao looked at his watch and found that it was getting late, so he might as well go home now.

As a result, on the way out, I saw a beautifully decorated watch shop. A golden pocket watch hung on the wall was exquisite and luxurious, shining brightly under the bright lights in the shop.The more I looked at it, the more I liked it, so I swiped my card and bought it.

Come back fully loaded.

Parked the car in his garage, Qiao Yiqiao was still outside the door, and he could smell the rich aroma. The wild pheasant was simmered for several hours, and all the essence was boiled out and dissolved in the soup, which made people smell I can't help but want to drool when I smell it.

Mother Qiao is sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV.

"Mom! I'm back!"

"...Oh, sit by yourself and don't make noise."

It's okay to speak coldly, but the key eyes have been staring at the TV screen without blinking, completely dismissive of his precious son whom he hasn't seen for several days!

Qiao Yiqiao twitched his lips first, then counted the time, feeling overjoyed, could it be that his mother is chasing "The Secret History of the Happy Princess"? !

Hee hee hee obviously looked disgusted last night.

The body is very honest~

On the TV screen, a very beautiful woman in ancient costume was lying on the ground covering her chest, with blood splattered from the corner of her mouth, she smiled sadly, and said softly to a child in ancient costume: "Wuji, when you grow up, you must be careful of women." Lie to you, because the more beautiful a woman is, the more she can lie..."

Qiao Yiqiao: "..."

Isn't this riding a horse "Yi Tian Tu Long Ji"? !

So stop hiding it!He must have been picked up by his parents from under the flyover!

Would you rather watch such an old film than contribute a little ratings to his new film?How dare you call yourself your mother!

"Mom, would you like to watch Channel XX?"

"not good."

"Why! Channel XX is broadcasting "The Secret History of Princess Xiaoyao"!"

Mother Qiao was finally willing to lift her eyelids to look at her stupid son in her busy schedule, her lips moved, a trace of struggle flashed across her face, and then she said with a bright face: "Actually... I'm allergic to XX, I'm really sorry Ah, son."

Qiao Yiqiao: "..." Can this excuse be more perfunctory?

The third crit hit!

Is he destined to embark on the evil path of revenge against society? !

Qiao Yiqiao's eyes flashed brightly. Looking at Wuji's mother who had vomited blood and died on the TV screen, a great idea slowly emerged in his mind.

Hehehehe, you forced me, world!

World: "...I am wronged!"

Wild pheasant chicken soup was well received at the dinner table later on. The family of three drank all the chicken soup in a casserole. Qiao Yiqiao stroked his stomach and burped, then took the car keys and went back to his little nest.

On the way back, he stopped by the mall to buy a fiery red skirt, a black sexy bra with thick breast pads, a pair of transparent stockings, and a long straight black goddess style wig...

When I bought it, I was afraid that someone would find out my identity, that's called being sneaky and sneaky!The clerks who originally guessed that he bought it as a gift for his girlfriend couldn’t deceive themselves, and they all sighed in their hearts: You can tell that he is a handsome little guy with his face covered, why must he be abnormal~

... Qiao Yiqiao returned home like a fighter.

Because of his full makeup skills, he always has a full set of makeup at home, and most women are not as complete as he is.

After all, whether you are on a show or participating in an event, even if you are a male star, you have to put on makeup honestly. Of course, the best effect is the feeling that "I don't need makeup for my natural beauty", which is the legendary flawless nude makeup. makeup.

He knows best how much makeup can be eaten by the camera, so if he controls it, it's called a light weight, a big skill but no work.

Put on stockings, bra, and skirt~

After finishing a goddess makeup, she covered all the hard edges and corners of the face that belonged to men, and then put on the black long straight wig.

Finally, what appeared in the mirror was a hot and charming young lady.

He coughed twice, and then blinked at the mirror artificially.

perfect!

Take out the newly bought domestic mobile phone and call up the shooting interface.

He used his mobile phone to play "Itch" as the background music of the upcoming video.

In his hand, he held the microphone with voice changing function in the live broadcast kit.

"Hello, Xiao Qing~ I'm Xiao Qiao~ It's the first time we met, I hope I didn't scare you~" Naturally, it was a soft female voice that could drip water.

He is very soft and tender, and gently lifts the wide hem of the red skirt. In the relatively soft first paragraph of "Itch", he briefly introduces his home to the ancient fanboy opposite.

Then, as soon as the background music started, "Come on, be happy~", he slapped the microphone to the sky, throw it away!

While twirling slowly, he unbuttoned the black bra with invincible speed, and pulled it from his chest with a thud!Throw it away!

The black and beautiful full head of hair was also pulled from the head!Throw it away!

The clear voice that returned to a male voice then sounded: "Mie hahaha, is it a surprise? Is it exciting?"

The screen then went black.

Video recording ends here.

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Don't blame your idol for being so big, my little fan~

Qiao Yiqiao smiled evilly like a big villain: After all, you are so dangerous to walk in the rivers and lakes, the more beautiful the woman is, the more she will deceive people, Zhang Wuji's mother said so well!Plant a little shadow on you, and you will save yourself from being cheated by bad women in the future. Don't thank me too much, this is what idols should do...

The author has something to say: Xiao Qiao: Come on, be happy, I have a lot of time anyway~