How did you wear it!

Qiao Yiqiao got up in the morning, crumpled up a paper ball and threw it into a ceramic bowl.

"Hey anyone!"

The paper ball came back soon: "What's the matter?"

"Xiaoqing~ Good morning! How did you sleep last night? I'm going to make breakfast. If you want to eat, I'll make an extra serving! Is it convenient to receive it? :)"

"...Thank you, but please call me Ye Wuqing, or Wuqing. I just caught a pheasant and sent it to you?"

"Okay Xiaoqing! Did you catch the pheasant with bare hands? It's amazing! Bring it here, this is a real wild pheasant from ancient times that is pure, natural and pollution-free~ But can the pottery bowl send live animals?"

"...It has been slaughtered."

A colorful pheasant was teleported over. It hadn't shaved its feathers, and it was in an upside-down posture with its butt facing the sky and its head facing the ground.

Qiao Yiqiao was happily embarrassed: This pheasant feather is so beautiful, but he doesn't know how to remove the feathers of birds!

Let's go to the vegetable market in a while. There seems to be a professional master who kills chickens and removes feathers. You only need to pay some manual fees and you can sit and wait.

He first found a big bag to pack the pheasant, washed his hands, went to the freezer and found several bags of quick-frozen meat buns, quick-frozen yolk buns, quick-frozen dumplings, quick-frozen siu mai, all of which are very expensive brands, so they taste very good , not worse than the freshly made ones in many stores.When Qiao Yiqiao was too lazy to cook, he usually used this to deal with it.

After all, going out to eat is too troublesome, and ordering takeaway is too dangerous.

He is also very territorial, unless there is no other way, he will hire a part-time worker to clean the room, and there is no cooking aunt.

It should be steamed, steamed, boiled, boiled, fried, Qiao Yiqiao himself doesn't have a big appetite, but he suspects that the new younger brother Ye Wuqing is probably a rice bucket, a martial arts practitioner, last night he ate a roast chicken first, and then He ate more than half of the roasted hare... If there is any left, he will catch pheasants early in the morning?

It’s strange that there is a saying of poor culture and rich martial arts, only Guangju can eat this, and any poor family can’t afford such a child!

In 10 minutes, all the buns, dumplings and siu mai are ready.

Qiao Yiqiao put them into several exquisite porcelain plates that were slightly smaller than ceramic bowls, and handed them to Ye Wuqing one by one.

After sending these, I also sent a large bottle of plain yogurt in the refrigerator, a few red cherry tomatoes that had been washed and washed, and a section of yellow-green and juicy white jade cucumber.

Red, green, and white, it looks really good together.

The aroma is tangy and instantly whets the appetite.

……

The high-quality porcelain plate and the exquisite and beautiful food on the porcelain plate are very incompatible with this simple and rough cave.

Ye Wuqing moved his index finger, but he was not in a hurry to start eating. He worriedly wrote a note to Xiao Qiao who was opposite: "Did you make these or ask the cook? So much food disappeared. Without a trace, be careful to expose your flaws!"

He originally believed that Xiao Qiao would cook by himself, otherwise he wouldn't have agreed to have a meal.But look at the pile of them in front of you!The palm-sized buns each have [-] pleats, and the corners (dumplings) are all assembled into a flower shape on the plate like small ingots. The red, yellow and green stuffing inside, even the simplest steamed cake (custard bun) on the plate, is round and lovely, noisy, exuding bursts of tempting sweetness.

Is this something ordinary people can do?

And still in such a short time!

Ye Wuqing regretted why he didn't give more instructions yesterday, and inquired about Xiao Qiao's family situation by the way.He even just passed him a pheasant!

Ye Wuqing felt that he was about to become a fairy and a Buddha when he was hungry and still faced with delicious food.

But what can be done?If Xiao Qiao really had future troubles, he had to send all these things back to him, and then asked him to return the pheasant.

The hare last night was an accident. Now that Xiao Qiao has been found to be a good person worth paying for, he has no choice but to remind him of the unexpected flaws due to his lack of experience (stupid).

Soon, the note came back: "Don't worry, I live alone, and I made the breakfast for you by myself, there can be no flaws! Hurry up and eat while it's hot, I'm starting~(＾－＾)V"

……

Ye Wuqing had doubted Xiao Qiao's gender before, but now he felt more and more that he must be a woman.

Maybe she was a cook over there.

And once you accept the setting that Xiao Qiao may be a woman...

That big red apron appeared in Ye Wuqing's mind again.

He grabbed a meat bun and took a bite. It was hot and cold, the dough was soft and tough, the filling was juicy, and it tasted delicious but not greasy. He could still feel the delicious taste of the meat when it exploded between his lips and teeth.He ate one after another, pouring all his thoughts into the food in front of him, just as the so-called wine and meat passed through the intestines, the Buddha sat in his heart, his heart was as calm as still water.

……

After breakfast, Qiao Yiqiao went to take a bath again, took the majestic wild pheasant, and vainly exposed the tail feathers outside the bag, put on a hat and mask, packed up and went out .

The house he lives in now is a down payment with the salary of the first TV series.When he just got the real estate certificate, Qiao Yiqiao, who was full of vanity, went out of his way to talk to his father: "You have such a capable son, Mr. Qiao, are you proud?"

He was just fifty at the time, and Mr. Qiao, who was in the prime of his life, immediately gave his stupid son a good beating!

After hammering, he threw the five developer qualification certificates of that community on the stupid son's face: "How do you think you got the [-]% discount when you bought a house? Because of your good looks?!"

Needless to say, Qiao Yiqiao really thought so at the time!

Shame on the Pacific Ocean, but the house is still innocent after all, he extorted a large amount of decoration fees from Mr. Qiao without any guilt, and he moved here to live by himself in the first half of his sophomore year.

It's close to the school, and the community is safe and clean, so he can roam around here like a bird out of the cage, and then go home every now and then to visit the old man and the old lady, to show his filial piety and so on.

Qiao Yiqiao usually puts on some disguises when he goes out, so he has lived in it for so long, but his neighbors don't even know that there is a little star lurking here.

While taking the elevator, there was a pretty girl behind Qiao Yiqiao who was holding a mobile phone and making a video call with someone.

"Xiaoya, what the hell is going on with you today! When did my old lady wake up so early, and still want to accompany you to have some Cantonese morning tea..."

"Don't mention it, I don't know which cultivator was last night, and it was still barbecue at eleven o'clock! I'm sleeping and sleeping, and then I woke up alive. I drool half of the pillow. Let me tell you It’s not that I’m afraid of being fat, I’ll ask you to have a skewer at that time! If I can bear to dig you up until now, please let me be content.”

"Barbecuing meat by yourself is so delicious? Male or female? If it's a handsome guy, Xiaoya, go and inquire about it. Why don't you wait for such a superb product to be raised in captivity!"

The corner of Qiao Yiqiao's mouth twitched when he heard it, and he couldn't help moving to the side.The pheasant feathers standing outside swayed slightly, and happened to be noticed by a child who was only half a person tall.Cautiously stretched out his index finger and poked it, and then poked it again... When the feathers moved, Ji Lingling immediately shrank back in fright.

That cute little expression made everyone in the elevator laugh.

The child's mother hurriedly stopped her: "Don't touch my brother's things, do you know?"

Qiao Yiqiao quickly shook his head: "It's okay, the kid is very cute."

At this moment, the elevator arrived at the first floor with a ding sound, and an old man dressed casually next to him said, "Young man, your pheasant looks really good!"

"Well, a gift from a friend, authentic wild pheasant."

"Are you going to eat by yourself or?"

"eat by yourself."

"That's a pity, I still want to ask you if you can cut off your love. Can your friend get wild animals of similar appearance? Pheasants and hares are fine. I have bought them a few times myself. They are all domesticated. They look pretty good. It’s fat, it’s tasteless! These wild animals should be born and bred in the mountains to have aura! Look at this tail feather, how beautiful it is!”

Before parting, the old man also gave Qiao Yiqiao a business card, and told him that he must contact him if there are any extra wild animals.

Qiao Yiqiao laughed secretly, and put the business card in his wallet anyway.There is nothing on this business card except the name "Huang Zaishan" and a string of phone numbers. The pattern is also simple and clean, which looks quite elegant.

The girl who complained to her best friend before about someone having a barbecue at night walked behind and glanced suspiciously at Qiao Yiqiao. She thought that Qiao Yiqiao happened to be the elevator on the floor downstairs, and the most important thing was that she was carrying an elevator. Pheasant! The three words "eat by yourself" are so natural, Ma Dan could not be the barbecue criminal!

Height, long legs, slender waist, buttocks... Wocao can see that his nose is really straight while wearing a mask... his eyelashes are so long... I've seen this person before?Why do you look more and more familiar?

"Xiaoya, Xiaoya? Why are you suddenly so stupid?"

"...I just saw a man who looks very much like Qiao Yiqiao! He really looks like him! He lives downstairs in my house!"

Qiao Yiqiao walked out of the community with long legs, and quickly disappeared without a trace, so he didn't know that he was almost exposed just now.

The one named Xiaoya later posted a Weibo:

"If a person looks exactly like Joe, can cook, is kind, and is not stupid..."

The following reply quickly became popular with countless likes - this one is enough to be like Qiao Yiqiao nine times!I'm going to be the king of the mountain and snatch people back to the village!He can do anything on weekdays, but he is not allowed to act for me!Even if it's stupid, I can bear it!

The good-for-nothing person also posted this reply @ 出来 for the owner to see.

At that time, Qiao Yiqiao was standing in front of the chicken killing shop, waiting for the depilator to clean up the pheasant feathers for him. When he was bored and flipped through Weibo, he happened to see it, and his eyelids twitched immediately!

It's too much, it's too much...

Tolerable or unbearable!

But what if you don't know how to appreciate me?Do you think it will hurt my confidence and make me ashamed enough to quit the circle? !

Didn't know that I would have an ancient loyal fanboy!With his support, repeated defeats and repeated battles!One day I will let you thank the blind-eyed guy who knelt down and called Dad in shock!

Forced by this enthusiasm, after the pheasant was finished, he drove the old man and old lady home to let the nanny cook it, and then rushed out to make big purchases.