How did you wear it!

When eating dinner, Qiao Yiqiao stared at the rice in a daze, with a look of disbelief. There was not much of his favorite boiled shrimp on the table, which attracted Qiao's parents and Qiao's mother's attention.

"What's wrong with you?"

"Huh?" Qiao Yiqiao had a grain of rice sticking to his nose, "Are you talking to me?"

Qiao's father frowned, but before he could speak, Qiao's mother stopped him: "Son, you are in love, right? You have been wrong since just now."

"In love?!" Qiao Yiqiao waved his hand, "I really think so, but it's a pity that there is no one to match~"

Qiao's father and Qiao's mother rolled their eyes, and they didn't bother to talk to him.

Qiao Yiqiao put down the bowl and stood up: "I'm full! Both elders stay behind, I'm going back!"

Like a small whirlwind, he carried the black clay pot and a big paper bag and walked out.

Almost at the door, I turned back again, put down the clay pot and paper bag, and went into the kitchen. After a while, some live shrimp came out in a plastic bag. The live shrimp were soaked in a water polo not much bigger than a fist. The plastic bags rattled.

"I'll take it home for supper..."

"Then you should bring more! A few of them are enough—"

"boom!"

"You brat, you slipped away fast. You're so godlike... Hey, let me tell you that those mini retro farm tools he bought are quite interesting, and they are exquisitely made. I thought they bought them to honor their parents~ Yes, In the end, none of them were left for us... What's the use of raising a son~"

The unfilial son Qiao Yiqiao got into the car with the pot in his hands, and returned to his nest as fast as he could.

Those shrimps were all wild shrimps given by others, not to mention their tenacious vitality. When he was in the elevator, he didn't pay attention and even threw water on them.

I just ran into an acquaintance, the pheasant who was jealous of him that day, and left him a business card when he left.

It seems to be called Huang Zaishan?

"Energetic enough! I caught it myself?" You can't buy so many in the key market, right?

"Hmm..." Qiao Yiqiao stubbornly wiped the water off his face, "I caught it myself."

"I'm still inexperienced. How can you bring such a shallow basin for shrimp fishing? I'll just pop it out for you!" The old man was very enthusiastic and kept giving Qiao Yiqiao an idea, "Next time you bring a thin and tall bucket. , preferably with a cover. Don’t just look good, the plastic one is lighter than the ceramic one!”

In fact, Qiao Yiqiao had already covered the mouth of the basin with a scarf, and outsiders could not see the inside, only the dark bottom of the basin.

Mr. Huang thought it was his wild fishing gear.

The elevator stopped, and the old man arrived first, and he waved goodbye to Qiao Yiqiao as he walked down: "Don't forget to have some game that you can't finish, contact me! Did you lose your business card?"

"I didn't lose it, I remember it."

Qiao Yiqiao complained silently in his heart: This is called a fighter among foodies, right?In comparison, Xiao Qing is still far behind.

After finally getting home safely, I put the scarf away, put the clay pot on the coffee table, put the paper bag on the sofa, and put the live shrimp into the fish tank where I only raised stones and aquatic plants.After these prawns entered the water, they were just like tigers entering the forest, and soon scattered and waved their big pincers to catch the ball-shaped small green algae.

He didn't care about his distress, and wrote a small note: "Xiaoqing Xiaoqing, my pottery bowl has suddenly grown a lot bigger! Is yours bigger? How big is it? Is it still [-] centimeters?"

After a while, Ye Wuqing's reply came: "It is indeed getting bigger... the diameter of the mouth of the bowl is about one foot, and it always feels that it is still growing slowly."

Xiao Qiao: "So, it didn't suddenly grow bigger, right? Did it grow so big little by little?"

Ye Wuqing: "That's right."

Xiao Qiao: "Since this is the case... some experiments have to be done!"

He took a deep breath, with a tense and dignified expression, first went to the kitchen to get a strainer for scooping up dumplings, and stretched into the fish tank to scoop out a prawn that had just been freed.

The prawn jumped up and down on the fence, almost escaping back to it.

Qiao Yiqiao put the unlucky shrimp into a clay bowl that had grown several times and had been upgraded to a clay basin.

Fearing that it wouldn't be able to stay there for five seconds, he gently pressed it down with the bottom of the fence.

Until the heroic and unyielding shrimp completely disappeared.

Qiao Yiqiao clasped his hands together, muttering something, but he didn't know what he was praying for.

……

Ye Wuqing had a great day, which can be regarded as turbulent and extraordinary.

He led the horse out early in the morning, and the bandits knew that he was going to pick up the grain, so the small leaders headed by Wang Dabiao clamored to go with him, at least they could help, right?It's a pity that all of them were rejected by Ye Wuqing with a cold face.When he was cold-faced, ordinary people really couldn't stand that kind of aura, and Wang Dabiao automatically imagined that he had some secret channels that should not be revealed to outsiders, so they all turned into quail shapes, and swore to heaven that they would never follow him secretly go.

Ye Wuqing is really not worried about them coming, if he can't even deal with these "bandits" who are not much stronger than farmers, he might as well find a tree with a crooked neck and hang him to death, so as not to fall into the hands of the government. If you can't live, you can't die.

When we arrived at the col, we were shocked by the wheat, which seemed to be a different species from theirs.

Then I watched another episode of "The Secret History of the Happy Princess" starring Xiao Qiao.

Immediately afterwards, he was hit ten times critically by several consecutive pictures of "himself" with unsurpassed beauty...

Chinese food with "exotic flavors" is of course delicious...

But the key point is the "Chinese Pinyin Teaching". avI that Xiao Qiao threw over as a joke.Even if Ye Wuqing has nothing to do with any scholar or great Confucianist—he doesn't even have the fame of Tongsheng—how could he not know the meaning here?

"Ah Wo's room is round..."

Ye Wuqing sat on the pile of grain, watched the video, and foolishly followed Xiao Qiao to read the 26 letters one by one.

…Little Qiao’s mouth opened in an ○ shape for a while, and pouted like a flower bud for a while... The color is so beautiful... There are two small pear dimples when she smiles...

The problem is that Ye Wuqing didn't realize that he lost his mind... After he memorized the pronunciation almost, he used a small wooden stick as a pen and the earth as paper, and began to write over and over again.In the end, the combination of the rhyme and the shape of the characters imprinted them in my mind for life.

He unhooked the big white horse and sent it to deliver a message to the bandits.According to the agreement, Wang Dabiao will bring a team of confidantes back later with the white horse, and quietly transport the grain back to the village.

When did you discover that the pottery bowls started to get bigger?

Anyway, when Ye Wuqing realized something was wrong, the pottery bowl was already bigger than before.

Its edges are still expanding outwards.

From beginning to end, it was silent.

Ye Wuqing took off his outer robe, and covered the pottery bowl tightly.

It stands to reason that witnessing such an unreasonable and strange event with one's own eyes must have some spiritual fluctuations, right?If it was an ordinary foolish man and woman, he probably would have gone to get the offerings of joss sticks and candles, and knelt in front of the bowl and kowtowed.

As a result, Ye Wuqing remained extremely calm from beginning to end.

Of course, under the surface, if he could allow someone to take his pulse at this time, that person would be shocked at how Ye Wuqing's pulse beat so fast!Bang bang bang bang bang bang bang, it's like installing a small electric motor.

The thieves headed by Wang Dabiao are now living their lives by looking at this master's face, and they have developed a sharp eye to figure out what they want early in the morning.Seeing Ye Wuqing standing on the hill with his hands behind his back from a distance, Qiqi immediately had a mysterious feeling—God bless, this master looks really good!

It's like just picking up a piece of dog's head gold!

The boss was in a good mood, and the minions immediately became beaming.

When they got closer, they saw the big sacks piled up in a small mountain in the valley, and their brows became even more ecstatic. Hula La all ran over, looking at those sacks was more itchy than their own mother-in-law.Those who are in a hurry are ready to dig open a seam of the sack with their paws, wanting to see in detail what the quality of these grains are.

Wang Dabiao slapped those thieves away, first controlled the scene, and then asked Ye Wuqing with a loud voice: "Brother, can we untie it and see?"

Since announcing that he would give up the position of village head to Ye Wuqing, Wang Dabiao no longer called Ye Wuqing Grandpa, but began to call him Big Brother, which seemed to mean that the overlord would force his bow.

Ye Wuqing nodded.

Wang Dabiao rubbed his hands, randomly picked a sack that was placed vertically, and surrounded by his subordinates, he carefully untied the hemp rope that tied the mouth.

"Damn, what are you doing all around! I've blocked you all! Get the hell out of here!"

While laughing and cursing, Wang Dabiao stretched out his bear paw, about to push away a black head directly below him.

The black head suddenly let out a sharp scream!

"ah--"

But Wang Dabiao was taken aback. Without thinking about it, he grabbed the man by the collar and threw him three to five meters away. Instead of advancing, he retreated, with the mace erected in front of his chest, and roared: " Array!"

Paralyzed, this is an enemy attack, right?

What is in the sack is not food, but a hidden weapon to ambush them?

It shouldn't be!If that master wants to deal with them, he doesn't need to take such a big deal!

At this time, the minion who was thrown away didn't care about the pain, and while desperately crawling this way, he shouted in a crying voice: "Maizi! Big Brother! It's Maizi!"

"What's wrong with wheat?" Wang Dabiao was still tensing the string.

The other minions who had seen the contents of the sack were all trembling, and could only keep repeating: "My God! My God!"

Still the number two person in the cottage, Wu Sanshui, the dog-head master who has studied for several years, came back to his senses the fastest.He is very thin, with little flesh on his body. He used to be the one who hid behind and came up with evil ideas, but at this time, a huge force burst out from nowhere, and he committed crimes in front of him with two blows. The Mongolian minion pushed away, fit himself on the sack, picked up a handful of golden wheat grains with both hands, and then spread his five fingers, allowing the grains of wheat to fall from between the fingers, making a loud crashing sound.

"Okay! This wheat is good!" The voice was like an old raven, hoarse and unpleasant.

Wang Dabiao walked over with the mace upside down, and grabbed a handful of wheat grains from the sack, his already big eyes instantly stared like copper bells: "Mother! This wheat must have been planted by a god! Sanshui Uncle, pinch me! Ouch—it hurts so much, hahahaha!"

"Quick, quick, open these sacks and have a look!"

"this is!"

"This one too!"

"Nineteen and a half bags in total! All of them are such wheat!"

"Big brother, are these wheats for us to eat?!"

"Eat your grandma! I'm not afraid of breaking your life! Keep them all, don't move a single grain!"

"Yes! Don't move a single grain! And you have to keep your mouths shut! Who dares to reveal a word to outsiders, watch your skin carefully!"

"But the land we cultivated can't be planted with so many seeds!"

"You don't need to worry about this. Just remember one thing, these seeds are related to the future of our village. Whoever dares to eat inside and outside at this time will be caught out, don't blame the leaders like us for being cruel!"

"Clap! Clap! Clap!"

The thieves were chatting happily when they heard a burst of clear applause not far away. Everyone followed the reputation, and their fierce expressions froze immediately—oh my god, how could I forget this grandpa!The wheat was brought in by others.

Thinking about Ye Wuqing's ability to find someone to transport this kind of treasure without anyone noticing, besides the tags of his high martial arts and ruthless heart, he instantly added tags such as "mysterious background" and "great supernatural powers".The bandits feared him even more.

Of course, in addition to awe and fear, there is also a bit of expectation-following wolves can eat meat, following dogs can only eat shit, born in this fucking year, even good people can't survive.I heard that there have been several groups of rebels in the south. Although most of them have been wiped out by the court, there are also two groups that have already occupied the city and become kings!They are all mud legs, they have wine, meat and women, but they can't even eat enough, what do you think is wrong?

Wang Dabiao clasped his hands together and said, "It's all our fault for being too excited. Brother, come out and say something! You must be farther than us. As long as you say something, we will listen!"

"You really listened to what I said?"

"That's not a big deal, I, Wang Dabiao, spit and nail, go out and inquire, and no one will say that I'm a man!"

"You guys had a very thorough discussion before. I don't need to say that food is much better than silver now. If you want to do something in the future, you must first have food! Only food can support people and horses! I'm not afraid to tell you that these wheat seeds can be used at will. Whatever you want, the yield per mu can reach at least seven or eight hundred catties! If you don’t keep your mouth shut, you can imagine the consequences of leaking it, right?”

"We understand!"

"Let's transport the grain back first, and it will be planted when it rains."

A sack of wheat weighs 20 to [-] catties. The bandits carried it on their shoulders for more than [-] miles. It was still a winding and difficult mountain road. No one complained of suffering or tiredness. , with endless strength all over his body.

Ye Wuqing was behind them, the clay pot was tied to the horse's back, his outer robe was covered over the mouth of the pot, so no one would see it.

His palms have been itching uncontrollably since the moment he realized that the pottery bowl had grown bigger.

Eyelids also twitch from time to time.

When all the food was transported to the village, it was completely dark, and many people were eagerly waiting for their return. When they saw that the food was indeed brought, they all cheered. The village was very lively for a while, and they went out to work. They all got a bowl full of stewed chicken soup with old mushrooms, drank it warmly, and felt comfortable from head to toe~

Ye Wuqing took his pottery basin and went to the secret cave in the back mountain.

"My pottery bowl suddenly became bigger..."

Knew it!

After exchanging a few basic messages, Xiao Qiao finally passed on a live and alive prawn.

The prawn was waving its two big pincers, and it bounced vigorously as soon as it came over, almost jumping onto Ye Wuqing's face!

Ye Wuqing stretched out the thumb and index finger of his right hand, spewing out his inner strength——

The prawns still kept their original appearance, but they were already dead and couldn't die anymore.

He passed the dead shrimp back to Xiao Qiao.

"Are you sure it was still alive when it was passed on?"

……

Qiao Yiqiao didn't know whether he was disappointed or relieved to let out the breath he held in his chest.

"It turns out that pottery bowls can't pass living things..."

The author has something to say: Xiaoqing, won't your conscience hurt?

Xiaoqing: It doesn’t hurt, but it’s also beautiful~