How did you wear it!

Qiao Yiqiao first confirmed that the big pipe inserted into the wheat pile could continue to work for half an hour, then put on his hat and mask and went out.

He doesn't plan to eat out for lunch, so there's no need to put on make-up, just take it easy and go back quickly.

This time he went straight to a fried chicken and burger fast food restaurant not far from the villa.

The so-called fried, fried, fried, steamed, boiled and stewed, deep-fried is a coquettish cheap product, which does not require any connotation, and is the most amazing for first-timers.As for whether you will get tired of it soon after being amazed, that is another matter.

It is said that after people eat delicious food, their brain will secrete some kind of substance, which can make people feel a strong sense of pleasure just like taking morphine...

Qiao Yiqiao felt that if he wanted to break Xiaoqing's willpower, the best strategy was to start with food!

Then let our coquettish sluts fire the first shot of this revolution!

Thick double-layer beef cheeseburger, fried chicken legs and fried chicken wings, creamy corn on the cob, freshly baked Portuguese egg tart, French fries with sweet and sour tomato sauce, big fried chicken chops, a large serving of Coke with ice, Sundaes with Strawberry Jam...

This menu, in fact, is not as attractive to young people today as it used to be.Qiao Yiqiao once heard his mother say that when KFC McDonald’s just opened a branch in Nest, my good guy, there were so many people queuing up at the door!When the per capita salary is only a few tens of dollars, some people are willing to spend dozens of dollars to eat a hamburger!Those who can't afford it can smell the fragrance escaping from the inside at the door, ho!Drooling!

Why are you so hungry?

To put it bluntly, lack of oil and water!Take a big bite, and it's all fried meat that is charred on the outside and tender on the inside!

After eating the meat, drink another bubbling ice cola!When you're leaving, it's best to have another freshly made ice cream full of milk flavor!

Cool!

Xiao Qing is not very old, so she should like it...

He asked the waiter to pack everything up, and then hurried home with the paper bag in hand.

Because of the proximity, the things that should be hot are still hot when we get home, and the things that should be ice are still cold, exuding a strong food aroma.

He stopped the pipe at the pottery bowl, and he began to pass it on to Xiao Qing.

"Hehehe, dear Xiaoqing, it's getting late, you must be hungry too? This time I bought exotic western food, you must have never tried it—"

……

Ye Wuqing was sitting on the top of a tall pine tree at the moment, and the mobile phone whose screen had been scratched by him was placed in the corner of the tree branch with disgust, and he looked into the distance with empty eyes , I don't know what to think in my mind.

If you lag behind, you will be beaten...

This is an undeniable truth!

For example, Ye Wuqing, a simple and uncontested ancient honest man, sat alone at home, and there was a Qiao Yiqiao who was like a flying fairy, not only destroying his worldview over and over again, but also relying on With technical advantages, he brutally sent him a "magic の ps", which directly knocked the honest man into a daze.

There is such an operation? !

What Ye Wuqing didn't know was that, with the same emotion, Grandpa Mao also sighed heartbrokenly back then.

After sighing, the Tu CCP exploded. Since then, there have been grievances and revenge, and revenge and revenge, all the way.

...so maybe this sentence is an iconic flag?

The rustling of grains stopped again.

Ye Wuqing glanced at Tao Wan from a distance, and flew down from the treetops.

After such a short period of time, the pottery bowl was already lifted up by the food that kept coming out.

Still the same sentence, Xiao Qiao became considerate, she is really a little padded jacket.It's just that there are probably some small landmines stuffed with chili powder buried in this little padded jacket. You don't know where you touch them, and the small landmines will blow your face, making you feel extremely depressed from then on, and even start Doubt about life.

Move the pottery bowl away, and the explosion-like aroma will disperse, and Ye Wuqing's stomach will let out a loud roar, and he can't help turning black.

Can some grievances be resolved with a meal?

Naihe felt ruthless in his heart, but his body was extremely disappointing.

Because he had to guard the pottery bowl and the grain, he didn't dare to take half a step away, so since he ate a whole grain vegetable cake in the morning, he still hasn't eaten a grain.Hunger was originally very bearable. He even tried to go without food for three days. When his stomach was hungry to the limit, it became numb instead, and he didn't realize that he was hungry at all.

But the premise of all this is that there is no deliberate guy who is constantly tempting you with delicious food!

After Ye Wuqing was silent for a moment, he suddenly smiled coldly.

His inner activities at this time, translated into words that Xiao Qiao could understand, would probably be—eat the sugar coating and hit the shells back!

"By the way, Xiaoqing, I just realized that you don't know pinyin yet. You know, you have to know pinyin to type on your mobile phone! Quickly pass me my mobile phone, learning pinyin is not enough if you just know how to write. The pronunciation of each letter must be taught in the form of video! You eat first, and leave everything else to me!"

Ye Wuqing finished reading the note, and happily passed the phone with the broken screen to Xiao Qiao.

Without a single word.

……

Qiao Yiqiao deeply felt that since he met Xiao Qing, his mind suddenly became much brighter.

Can you believe that they have evolved to the point where they can use strategies and tactics? !

Use delicious food to break his will first!

Re-activate the topic transfer method!

Finally, the word "mobile phone" was mentioned without any trace!What an upright, glorious and stalwart reason!

Do you know how elementary school students in ancient times recognized characters?

Anti-cut method!

The principle is to use two characters to phoneticize a character. The first character is called Fanqie Shangzi, and the latter character is called Fanqie Xiazi. Wait for Songqie", "De Congqie"...

To put it bluntly, the initial consonants are taken from the upper characters of Fanqie, and the finals are taken from the lower characters of Fanqie. The middle part is omitted, and the pronunciation of the new character is obtained when put together.

This method of recognizing rhymes is actually a leap forward in the history of the cultural development of the Chinese nation, and it didn't even exist before!But in the eyes of today's people, it still seems cumbersome and terrifying.Imagine a ignorant child with no literacy foundation, who only knows the goodness of human nature at the beginning, and wants to check the pronunciation of unfamiliar Chinese characters... Hey!He even doesn't know the two characters that were cut out!

collapse!Egg hurts!

It is different with modern Chinese pinyin, there are only 26 letters in total, after memorizing them all, all the Chinese characters can be mastered immediately, and all kinds of combinations are always the same!

It is no exaggeration to say that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, the nationwide universal literacy education was able to be implemented so smoothly. In the 21st century, less than one billion people in the country could not read at all. The invention of Pinyin is definitely the chief contributor. !

If the big cows of the Text Reform Committee knew that there was a Qiao Yiqiao in later generations, and he passed on this kind of good things with great achievements to ancient times, his original intention was just to get back his mobile phone without any trace, and by the way, the church seemed to be following him. Xiao Qing, a fan of the Cold War, uses his mobile phone to type, so that one day the two of them can start a war of emoticons...

The coffin board can no longer be held down!

The white mobile phone was sent over with its butt facing the sky.

Hee hee hee, Xiao Qing is very restrained, he is afraid that his mobile phone is gone now~

With a relieved and relaxed smile, Qiao Yiqiao grabbed the phone out.

Turning the other side, what directly meets the eye is a... spider web all over the screen.

This spider is quite industrious and simple, how densely the mesh is woven!

Qiao Yiqiao felt the chrysanthemum tighten as soon as he stepped on the bridge, and the cool wind swished on the back of his neck.

He glanced nervously at the large black earthenware bowl.

Well, it's okay, even if Xiao Qing is a fire-breathing Tyrannosaurus rex, it's useless if he can't make it through.

Speaking of which, after making friends with Xiaoqing as a "netizen", Qiao Yiqiao really felt a sense of security.Because if it's a normal netizen, if the two sides don't agree with each other, then they can make an offline appointment! "Believe it or not, I'll hang you right in front of your house" or "Believe it or not, I'll find out your address and beat you to the point where you can't take care of yourself", don't think it's just threats!

It's not like Xiao Qing, at most, the screen of his mobile phone will be broken.

After thinking about this, Qiao Yiqiao put a small heart back into his chest, and he became happy again.

He tried his phone, and it worked fine.Opening the photo album, sure enough, the photos that had been uploaded and the original video were all gone. Xiao Qing's progress was really fast.

But the Tao is one foot tall, and the devil is one foot tall. He must not have thought that he had already left a backup before.

Turn on camera recording.

He was automatically brought into the role of a kindergarten teacher, with a dignified and kind face, gently parting his lips, and said softly: "Chinese Pinyin, there are 26 letters in total, and their pronunciations are: Abo, 味呱啦, Buddhist song~ drink I touched it~ Oh mother-in-law~Rist~Wuwei wow~Xiyizi~"

"The pronunciation of each letter is divided into four tones. Come on, look at my mouth shape, and follow me to read—ah, ah? Ah~ah!"

Just halfway through the recording, his cell phone rang suddenly.

"Where are you playing, and you haven't come back yet? Little ancestor, you can hold your breath this time!"

"What can you hold your breath?"

Qiao Yiqiao was still immersed in the experience of a kindergarten teacher and couldn't extricate himself. Hearing what Brother A Fei said, he couldn't help being a little puzzled.

"You still don't know about it? I said why I haven't seen you calling and complaining until now. Wait, you don't go to some remote country, don't you even have the Internet?"

"Stop talking nonsense, just get to the point, okay?"

"Okay, the point is, you didn't agree to play Dongfang Invincible? As soon as I gave the crew an answer, the crew immediately spread the news that you might want to take this cake. It didn't kill you, it used It’s a cover-up routine, now your Weibo is full of fire, and now your latest Weibo post has more than 5 comments, and it’s still going up~”

"...According to what you mean, those comments are not very positive?"

"As expected, we have become more and more in harmony..."

"Thank you, I don't want such a tacit understanding. Hang up."

"Wait a minute! I have to persuade you a few words! The people who eat melons are the best at making fools! Plus you still have so many ignorant idiots... Think about which popular niche has never been scolded! Someone Scolding you means that you are angry! The sun always comes after the storm, and the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold. At this time, the more people look down on you, the more you have to cheer up and not be influenced by them. Wait for the performance of Dongfang Bubai Alright, let's slap them in the face with our performance!"

Qiao Yiqiao laughed, and said very arrogantly: "Don't worry, Brother Afei, you are right, after a while, they will look at me with admiration! It's just the darkness before dawn! By the way, I will I guess I'll be home by now~ Well, I'll only know when something happens, without me, it's really the same as not having a backbone~"

Without waiting for Song Xiaofei to say anything else, he cut off the phone directly.

Song Xiaofei on the opposite side looked suspiciously at the phone with a blacked-out screen. He deeply suspected that Qiao Yiqiao was pierced by some old ghost passing by when he was drilling deep into the mountains and old forests.

Who gives him the confidence to ride a horse~

And I always feel that he is really confident, not a bluff.

Did someone give him the illusion that his acting skills have greatly improved?

It's puzzling.

After Qiao Yiqiao hung up the phone here, he went to check his Weibo.

As soon as he logged in, he was so shocked by countless new comments, forwards, and likes that he almost threw his phone out!If this already fragile giant spider web gets another injury, it is estimated that there will be dead bodies all over the place.

"I can't believe my eyes! You want to play Dongfang Bubai?! Come out and tell me it's not true! It's just a rumor spread by a crew to attract fans!"

"My male god, Dongfang Da, is finally not a girl, but why didn't I feel relieved at all, but instead added a bit of horror and anxiety?"

"Spicy chicken Qiao Yiqiao, get out of the entertainment industry!"

"Isn't it good to be your fashion little prince? Otherwise, it's okay to participate in a reality show! Let Dongfang Da go, he's still a child..."

"The biggest advantage of Qiao Yiqiao playing Dongfang Bubai is that once this movie comes out, we will be obliged to YY, and the official .cp with the official seal is not at the same level as the wild CP of Feiqiao before! So... who is Yang Lianting?"

"Thinking about the bright side, my bridge is at least beautiful and prosperous, and if he plays Dongfang Bubai, he won't be so eye-catching..."

"Qiao! Promise me, you are best at crying scenes! You rubbed your eyes red under the camera, and teared up with your mouth curled up... I was so excited watching it... What kind of Dongfang Undefeated! Is that your style!"

Automatically filtering out those unsightly pure sunspots, Qiao Yiqiao roughly scanned all the top popular comments.Then the nose snorted lightly, not only was it not hit at all, but a little bit of excitement rose in my heart!

Hehe, how can you be so naive to know that the me today, with Xiaoqing's super cheat, is destined to be shocked!

It's like a spring, the harder it is pressed, the higher it will fly when it bounces~

He quit Weibo happily, and continued to record KindergartenのChinese Pinyin Tutorial.avI for Xiaoqing.

After the recording was finished, 26 letters were neatly handwritten and sent to Xiao Qing together.

In fact, he bought a copy of "Children's Pinyin" before, but unfortunately he didn't bring it out and kept it at home, so he had to wait until the evening to send it back.

After all the tossing, there is only a small piece of wheat pile left.

He continued to push the top of the pipe with a wooden plank, but in the end it was really difficult to handle, so he directly collected it with a broom and dustpan, and then poured it into a clay bowl.

More than 2000 catties of wheat had to be passed on for more than five hours, which was not easy.

After passing it on, he wrote a small note: "Xiao Qing, I'm going to drive home. You must not pass on things to me during this time, you know? When I get home, put the pottery bowl in a safe place. Let’s talk again! You should also be careful over there, don’t show your feet. You must know that no matter how good your martial arts are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives. If you are not afraid of kitchen knives, you are also afraid of pistols. Be more careful, huh?”

After Yin Yin asked, Qiao Yiqiao carefully put the pottery bowl into the trunk, and drove to buy some organic vegetables, chicken and pork, and a basket full of shepherd's purse just pulled out of the ground. After the egg dumpling, he still can't forget the taste.

He went back to catch up with the traffic jam, and when he arrived at his parents' community, the lights were already on outside, and the neon lights of the city merged into rivers of light, colorful and criss-crossing, forming a beautiful scene of prosperity.

Qiao's mother received a call that her son was coming back early in the morning, and when she heard the familiar horn sound, she came out to greet her with Er Niu in her arms.

"Why are you willing to come back after only playing for less than two days this time?"

"I can't help it, I have to work! You didn't pay attention to my Weibo, did you! I told you that I will soon play the role of Dongfang Invincible, and I will reach the pinnacle of my life from then on hahaha! By the way, mom, I also bought a lot of souvenirs , leave some food for you and my dad. How about it, son be filial!"

"Oh, I'm still at the pinnacle of my life, I'll just wait~ By the way, are you addicted to the eunuch profession? Remember last time you played the role of a big eunuch who robbed the emperor of a woman? Haw was cut off. Filial piety, true piety!"

"Last time I acted as a fake eunuch! Besides, there is no Xiaojiu, am I not still your son? I won't become a daughter and marry off~"

While fighting poverty with his mother, Qiao Yiqiao opened the trunk of the car and took out all the things he brought back.

Qiao Ma and Er Niu maintained very similar expressions, and looked into the trunk together.

"Huh? Why does that pottery pot look so familiar? It's very similar to the pottery bowl you picked up! Where did you buy it? Stupid son, don't you still want to make an alternative version of Russia? Matryoshka, right?"

Qiao Yiqiao held the vegetables in one hand and the meat in the other, with a blank face: "What clay pot?"

"It looks pretty good," Qiao's mother stretched out her well-maintained slender hand, and pointed to the innermost part of the trunk, "Here, isn't that it?"

Qiao Yiqiao looked along.

"Wood grass!"

Why did his clay bowl suddenly grow so much bigger!

This is not scientific!