How did you wear it!

The hobbies of these yamen masters are really weird!

The hand-picked heroine Liu Yunniang thought numbly.

If she hadn't been a young lady, she certainly wouldn't have the charm to make such a beautiful young man miss her. When she was surrounded by people watching her picking flowers, pickling, and cooking, she would have to wonder what the intention of "Mr. Qiao" was. .

That's right, after meeting Mr. Qiao, Mr. Qiao's only request is to let her cook the few dishes that he is best at, the most beautiful finished product, and the most complicated process. No, no, no, you can't use these semi-finished products she brought, Rather, it must be from beginning to end, without missing a step, and must be detailed, orderly, authentic and reliable.

Don’t worry about the loss of recipes, if you can grasp the essence by reading all the dishes, then the chefs should stop doing it.

And in order to dispel Liu Yunniang's worries, Mr. Qiao also gave her a few recipes in advance, all of which were invented in modern times, and two of them are Western dishes. The effect of attacking jade can improve cooking skills.

Everything is ready, it's just a matter of shooting.

Qiao Yiqiao took photos beside Liu Yuniang for three days.

The shooting locations include the field, farmers' kitchens, beside mountain streams, Dazhou city streets...

And because it happened to coincide with the Cold Food Festival here, this festival has disappeared in later generations. The date is just one or two days before the Qingming Festival. Everyone is prohibited from smoking and eating cold food. The civil servants of the country take a rest and bring their family members. In addition to the sacrificial sweep, there will also be outings, swings, Cuju, hooks, cockfights and other sideshows. There are cars, horses and pedestrians everywhere, which is very lively.

Liu Yunniang has a few specialty dishes that I have to cook at this time, such as the tender purple wisteria cake, the tender green yuqian cake, the toon and pagoda flower egg rolls that I like very much, and the one I don’t like can’t be touched...

Make it a day in advance, so you can’t stir up fire on the day of cold food. Put these snacks into a basket, and enjoy the delicious food from the countryside while admiring the sprouting spring scenery in the wild.This is the happiest time of the year for the people of this age.

The opportunity never came again, Qiao Yiqiao took all the pictures he thought were great, tradition and food, retro and morning light, accompanied by long songs unique to ancient times, condensed on the dewdrops rolling in the morning petals...

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But in this world, not every place can be as peaceful as Kaifeng.

No matter how ignorant the court is, at the feet of the Son of Heaven, the land of the most benevolent, the overall view is relatively quiet and peaceful.But beyond that, it was eventful.

As the saying goes, when a country is about to perish, there must be evildoers.

According to the analysis of materialist dialectics, it is the combination of internal and external factors that can destroy a dynasty in a short period of time.

The court of the Great Zhou Dynasty was about to kill itself, but God didn't show face, so there was a flood, and then it didn't rain for years, causing a drought.And then there will be locusts after a long drought. This dry and warm environment has spawned a large number of locust eggs. Now that it is just Qingming, when everything germinates, there are signs of a locust disaster.

According to Ye Wuqing, in their time, there were already some basic methods of controlling locusts, such as the government organizing the people to dig up locust eggs, and then rewarding food with the harvest... This method will definitely not cure the locusts. But it can effectively reduce the scale of locust outbreaks and reduce losses.

But the problem is that after the corruption of officials, a bunch of people who come up to power are a bunch of poor people who can't do anything, patronize a lot of money, who cares what happens in the future!Isn’t it flattering to keep so much money and food for yourself, isn’t it sick to distribute it to fools in exchange for worthless insect eggs?Besides, after tossing for a long time, the plague of locusts should come or come.

It's not that they didn't do anything, but recruited some civilians, set up a few solemn altars, and then invited some "famous" witches and old Taoists to open an altar on it to worship the "Locust God Empress".Then use rumors to brainwash the people, saying that there is a plague of locusts because of your deep sins, and you only need to make atonement honestly, and when the locust goddess feels calm, the punishment will naturally end.

Under the current ignorance policy, nine and a half out of ten rural people are illiterate, so they are very easy to fool. Being fooled by those officials whose conscience was eaten by dogs, the feudal superstition flourished for a while, and every family was in the middle of the night. Burning incense and kowtow, not daring to catch locust larvae in the field, all in a posture of resignation to fate.

As for whether Ye Wuqing and Qiao Yiqiao have noticed that this natural disaster is coming?

Nonsense, of course I noticed it.

In terms of well-informed intelligence, they are now more well-informed than any other party in the Great Zhou Dynasty—yes, these forces certainly include the imperial court that is now declining.

The intelligence personnel are all composed of the bodyguards of the bodyguard bureau and the backbone of the courier.In order to ensure the timely transmission of messages, reduce transmission costs, and avoid information leakage, Qiao Yiqiao specially purchased a batch of wireless telegraph equipment in modern times. According to the historical process, wireless communication was not invented until the [-]th century. Why do they have such heaven-defying golden fingers?

Every time Qiao Yiqiao goes there to engage in black technology, he will diverge his brains and think of those toilet books that are best at alarming, saying that the reason why Americans are so good is that they found aliens in a certain year After crashing the flying saucer and deciphering it, the black technology in his hands emerges endlessly, and he sits firmly on the throne of the earth's overlord, Barabara...

He doesn't know if Americans have alien black technology. Anyway, Dazhou is equivalent to having alien black technology, so civilization is about to leap.

The only concern now is how to effectively use these black technologies. You can't learn from Wang Mang. If you walk too far, you can't waste food because of choking.

Radio communication equipment is one of the black technology finished products that they can directly take out with confidence.

Although the principle is more complicated to the ancients, it is very convenient and easy to use.

All the information is composed of two audio signals, one long and one short, ten numbers from 0-9, and 26 pinyin letters popularized in my hometown. Once the two sides are translated, the instant communication of information is realized.

I remember that when this artifact was first brought out, hundreds of trained "information soldiers" were stunned. When they knew that such a metal box the size of a schoolbag could allow people thousands of miles away to receive the information they sent, their thoughts The expression on his face was more than awe, it was no worse than seeing a god.

Isn't this the weakened version of the legendary Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Ear? !

Ye Wuqing is such a shrewd person, how can he not see that his image in the eyes of his subordinates is becoming more and more deified?But no matter how awkward and helpless he felt, he didn't intervene too much—at such a time, it is beneficial for the leader to be deified. With the smallest effort, the greatest cohesion can be obtained.He is too busy, and has to go to the modern times from time to time. In the eyes of his subordinates, this is missing!The whereabouts are too uncertain, and some people must be wondering where the boss went after he disappeared?

But under the high degree of personality cult, these flaws are nothing to worry about.

Where did you go?Where did you say you went?Is there even a question?He must have gone back to the fairyland!If you have nothing to do, don't inquire about it, or the immortal will be displeased, what should you do if you never return?

——Ye Wuqing and Qiao Yiqiao have discussed it in private, and they have been fooling around like this for a while. When the world is settled, they have to find a way to change the public opinion. Otherwise, the feudal obsession will prevail, which may cause endless troubles .

In short, under such a big killer like radio communication, countless excellent information soldiers mixed in the courier team, like fish and dragons entering the sea, scattered all over the country, and the huge information flow converged in Ye Wuqing's newly recruited think tank , so that they began to feel keenly that Da Zhou was really exhausted.

In Ye Wuqing's "entrenched" lair, that is, modern Hebei, Shandong, Jiangsu, and northern Anhui, the area that should have been the most severely ravaged by locust plagues in history, is now a thriving scene.With Qiao Yiqiao's good breed smuggled over, and various irrigation tools, bio-pesticides, cattle, horses and animal power escorting the farmers, the enthusiasm that burst out from the farmers when they were allocated their own land was simply frightening.

Last year, we planted wheat, potatoes, sugar beets, and peanuts in the spring. After harvesting this crop, we planted corn and sweet potatoes in the autumn. It is no exaggeration to say that when it was time to harvest, everyone went crazy looking at the yield!

I am used to working hard for a year, collecting two to three hundred catties of grain per mu, and paying taxes. If it is a bumper harvest year, I will be able to eat my stomach anyway. If there is a famine, I can only sell my sons and daughters. The land was sold, and there was nothing to sell, and the tragedies of changing children and eating, and the whole family starved to death happened from time to time.

Otherwise, why are the fields now concentrated in the hands of big landlords?It is so precarious to rely on the sky to eat.

When they were forced to grow these unfamiliar crops, they were all worried, for fear of ruining a season's harvest.

Now looking at the output, what else is there to say?

No need to be urged, everything is done in full swing!

After two seasons, Ye Wuqing has a huge amount of food reserves in his hands!

Based on the current population, after the locust plagues in other places, the food in his hands will be the best magic weapon for the court to clean up the mess and gather the hearts of the people.

After all, the Chinese people say whether they are good at fooling or fooling, and they are simply the best example of resignation.But once they are hungry and have no way to survive, the energy gathered, the sky can punch a big hole for you!

It will be winter at the latest this year...

Qiao Yiqiao exported the images he had worked so hard to shoot from the camera, looked at the quiet and peaceful city of Kaifeng in miniature, and suddenly sighed faintly.

This gorgeous city can be compared to Shanghai Bund, where singing and dancing were flourishing in those days.

Although the outside is full of devastation, and the inside is full of ghosts and monsters, it is precisely because of this that the beautiful scenery like the twilight of the doomsday bursts out.The artistic beauty is impeccable, but anyone with a discerning eye can see it. This kind of morbid beauty probably won't last long.

After a turmoil, how much afterglow can be left?

Qiao Yiqiao smacked his mouth, and said with a bit of hypocrisy: "The world is inhumane, and treats everything as a straw dog! Xiaoqing is inhumane, and treats all people as a straw dog! But I am a small person with little power, and I have no power to return to heaven! So I have to work harder Freeze all these in the camera! The man has passed away, and there are still images to pay tribute to, what a pity! What a pain!"

As soon as he finished expressing his abundant emotions, he was wrapped up and carried away by Xiao Qing who couldn't listen anymore.

Qiao Yiqiao: "..."

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