Gospel of Lazy Cancer

Yao Zongbing hadn't shown up for five days. He stayed overnight in the confinement, eating and sleeping with the emperor.

Courtier: The two of them are acting like a monarch and his ministers are of the same heart again, it's all a routine...

Queen Mother: Am I the only one who knows the truth?Life is really lonely like snow...

The whole court could see that the emperor was in a happy mood. It was like flying, as if drinking a glass of iced drink after a hearty exercise, he felt refreshed from top to bottom.He readily approved all the reasonable requests made by his subjects, and even when he got angry, he just scolded and didn't smash the inkstone or kick people.

Civil and military officials slandered: Are you so happy to take back military power?This Yao family is also foolish and loyal, handed over the gold mine, the secret recipe of canned food, and the military power... It seems to set off how greedy we are for power... Humph!Sooner or later, the emperor will let your lives be handed over.

At this time, Zhang Shoufu tentatively proposed to apply for retirement. The emperor felt that this request was unreasonable and kept his memorial. He felt that the teacher was physically strong, and he could still work for himself for a few years!He used it smoothly, reluctant to let him go, so he rewarded a lot of precious medicinal materials tributed by Liaodong and Jianzhou, and asked the teacher to take good care of his body and continue to work for him.

Zhang Shoufu's old wife happily counted the emperor's rewards. Over the years, a large number of Northeast goods have poured into the capital, and the prices have dropped a lot compared to the past. Of course, his family can afford them too, but these are rewards from the emperor, and they have different meanings. What a face to go out!

"There is a 200-year-old ginseng in here! It has become a spirit, and it has to be tied with a red rope, otherwise it will transform into a form and escape. It is said that even if one foot enters the palace of the king of hell, eating it can kill the soul." I don’t know if it’s true or not.”

Can someone else try it out?

Zhang Shoufu had an expression of "as long as you are happy". He was worried that his resignation letter had not been approved, should he pretend to be sick?He thought about it for a while, and felt that he had to wait and see what happened to the Yao family first, as if the emperor didn't want to kill them all. Although this apprentice was playing tricks, his intentions were not malicious.

Yao Chen felt that the emperor's little wolf dog was extremely vicious.

I don't know what the spies sent by the emperor reported to him, but the emperor became jealous and insisted that his old relationship with Bailixi had rekindled.

Yao Chen gasped: "Where did the old love come from? Didn't you check it later..."

"You are unfaithful to the front, of course I can't find out!"

The emperor gritted his teeth, holding back his energy every time, as if he wanted to drive himself into the general's flesh like a nail.

In the beginning, Bailixi was just a personal guard, and he could still search for a lot of information from Bailixi, but some time ago he sent someone to investigate Bailixi, but was blocked by a very strong force, and he couldn't find any news up.How can this be?After years of development, the emperor's intelligence network has penetrated into every aspect of Liaodong.Who is the local person who can do this is ready to be revealed.

This undoubtedly proves that Bailixi has a secret, and Yao Chen doesn't want the emperor to know.

Then there were rumors in the army: after a certain night, Bailixi was inconvenient to walk, and it seemed that it was probably because of the major general.The resurgence of old love, this is the real hammer did not run away!

The little wolf dog of the emperor exploded in anger.

I guard my body like a jade for you, how can you steal it? !

Yao Chen felt that he was very wronged. He experienced all kinds of whipping and torture that night, and it was snowed in June outside all night, his voice was hoarse, and the emperor didn't let him go.

The actual situation is that he has just recently confirmed that Bailixi is the little prince of Tartar. Because he cherishes his talents, he does not want to lose a successor, cross it out, and a capable general will take over his work, and he has spent some time trying to destroy the evidence for him , and at the same time helped block the prying and secret investigations of various forces, who knew that the emperor's forces were in it!

You don't keep an eye on the Tatar Jurchens and send so many spies to Bailixi, it's a waste of human resources, okay? !

Emperor: That's a rival in love!Of course you have to keep an eye on it all the time! !

Yao Chen was interrogated so badly that he couldn't get anything out, so the emperor reluctantly believed it. That night Yao Chen felt refreshed and fell asleep, thinking that the matter was over.

However not!without!have!

Yao Chen felt that the amulets that Lao Luo asked for from various gods were of no use at all. He just recruited a villain, the emperor, a villain!

His little Chenchen was locked with special props, and the key was carried by the emperor.

Desperate!frenzied!inhuman!

Yao Chen was also puzzled, he slept and rested when the emperor was at work, and accompanied the emperor when he was off work... I don't know how the little wolf dog can persist in these twelve hours without rest, is it an elixir?Knocking spring/medicine is almost the same!

In the past few days, he did nothing but eat, drink and sleep, and his body became a little strange. When he went to the bathroom, he was a little... He was so thick-skinned that he couldn't help blushing, and Ma De couldn't go on like this.

"I want to go home." Yao Chen begged for mercy.

"The imperial palace is your home." The emperor slyly avoided the question.

"Go and talk to the queen mother." The queen mother doesn't even recognize me as a daughter-in-law!

"Do you dare to threaten me with your mother?" The emperor raised his eyebrows. In fact, his anger has almost dissipated, whether it is anger or desire/fire.

"Don't dare...it's just...my niece misses me." Yao Chen thought of another excuse.

"I miss you more than anyone else." The emperor kissed the general's slightly sweaty temples.

"Wuuu...I'm done, please let me go...At least let me rest for a while..."

"The Imperial College is closed on the first and fifteenth day of every month."

"Shuji rests every five days to take a bath, I am a dignified first-rank left governor, I can't be worse than them..."

Hearing the coquettish and genuine weakness in the general's voice, the emperor reluctantly agreed to let him go back, but he had to charge some interest before he left.

"Let me see if Captain Zuo is full..."

Little Emperor Wolf Dog: Hmph, let's see if you still have the strength to get close to others.

"Where's the key? Help me unlock it."

Yao Chen felt that the emperor had fundamentally eliminated all the possibilities for him to climb the wall, so he vomited, okay...

The Major General, the newly appointed Zuo Dudu, his legs are so weak that he can hardly get on a horse. Although he is smiling, his complexion is weak, as if his life has been overdrawn (nonsense, ten drops of blood for one drop of essence), which makes people wonder. suffered inhumane abuse.

This appearance fell into the eyes of others, secretly thinking that sure enough, all the favors of the king are just acting, and I don't know what kind of torture the young general suffered in the palace!This time, the Yao family lost their wife and lost their soldiers. They risked their lives and fought a tough battle. Instead, they lost the right to lead an army of more than 20 troops. How depressing it is in the capital, and a lot of restraint is involved. Do you want to be an emperor outside?

When Uncle Quan, the head coach of the Yao family, saw his general, his remaining eye was as big as a copper bell. Where did this over-indulgent look come from?

"Did the emperor give all three thousand beauties to the major general?"

Yao Chen: Three thousand?Do you think I didn't die fast enough?One is enough.

"Don't ask, I'm fine, just take care of me."

Yao Chen reassured him, so he cheered up and asked about the affairs of the mansion. He was very concerned about his family, and the affairs of Yao's mansion were not complicated, so he handled them very skillfully and finished them quickly.Holding the Ningxia black wolfberry tea given by the emperor in his hand, he sipped and rested.

In fact, apart from being squeezed hard on the bed, the food and clothing are the best, and there are people who take good care of them, who open their mouths and clothes to stretch out their hands when they eat. If Yao Chen is willing, the little wolf dog is willing to do shit and piss.

No, his taste has become heavier under the influence of the idiot emperor.

"Third uncle, third uncle!"

Hearing his voice before seeing him, Yao Aijun trotted all the way from the verandah to the outside of the courtyard, with a vigorous and heroic posture.

She wanted to throw herself into the third uncle's arms like before, but she was no longer the same as when she was a child, and his third uncle was not the third uncle in the past.

Shocked, Yao Chen quickly took a small half step to the side, turned slightly sideways, just rightly took off the momentum of the little niece, and did not completely dodge, turned around in a small circle, and caught the little niece skillfully.

Yao Aijun asked sharply: "Uncle, are you injured?" Normally, her third uncle would catch her directly, and her foot was stable.

Does the butt hurt count?

Yao Chen acquiesced, and he asked, "Are you back from school?"

"I left school an hour ago, and I took those boys to practice!" Yao Aijun was already very self-disciplined at a young age. Even though she knew that her third uncle was back, she still insisted on completing today's training.

Yao Chen knew about Yao Aijun's hobbies and was willing to support her. He was also a little surprised when she heard her chattering about the results of her current military training.Let’s say it’s private soldiers, but it’s definitely not counted, because this group of teenagers and girls are very young. It’s also very reluctant to say that they are just playing. Ordinary games are definitely not so organized, disciplined, and planned. .

Talking about her troops, Yao Aijun speaks eloquently, and looks like pointing the country. Over the years, she has fought from the west of the city to the east, from Wangfujing Street to Bada Hutong. Seeing the cat, they all fled.

"The dandies in Peking are all soft-bodied, whipping horses, cockfighting and lackeys. They look like they can scare people, but in fact they are all vicious counselors. There is a young master who also imitated our Young Pioneers and built a tiger army. To compete with us."

"Have you gathered a crowd to fight?" Yao Chen raised his eyebrows.

"How could it be! Weeding the strong and supporting the weak, settling down the country, and protecting the common people are the purpose of our Young Pioneers. I don't bother with this kind of emotional conflict! It's naive! I didn't want to pay attention to them, but they bullied They are too aggressive, provocative everywhere, and even molested our female soldiers, everyone has a lot of opinions, I think letting it go will cause trouble sooner or later, so I will make an appointment with them to compete."

"Oh? How do you compare?" Yao Chen actually already knew the general process, but how could a dry description on paper be as vivid as the person involved himself?He listened attentively, passing messages to his little niece from time to time, asking her to tell the whole story more happily.

"We met for a month to see who caught the most thieves in the capital. The capital government heard about our competition and was happy to support it. It originally intended to notarize and score for us."

Yao Chen secretly laughed, this little guy is actually remembering revenge when the young man attacked his farm to rob Baomi, right?Also the one with ink in his stomach.He secretly thought: Of course the government government likes you white workers. They have achieved political achievements without any effort, and they are the biggest winners.However, it is not known whether Yao Aijun did it on purpose or unintentionally.

"Who came up with this idea?" Yao Chen asked.

"Everyone thought about it together. I was the one who started it, and it was Xiaomu who suggested asking the government office to be a witness."

Yao Chen nodded in approval, motioning for her to continue.

"In the beginning, we were evenly matched. They seemed to have insiders from the yamen to help them. They were well-informed, but we were not bad. We tracked and rounded up, cooperated tacitly, and kept a large number of nets without missing a single one. But later they met Hard stubble, a gang of kidnappers entrenched in the capital, specializing in kidnapping and selling women and children. It is said that there are more than a thousand crimes per year. In one conflict, they saw blood and lost their staff, and the whole team broke up. Lord Hou even sent his servants to secretly go to the pharmacy to buy a soothing decoction."

"However, they are not without advantages. At least their number is quite considerable, and the main members come from extraordinary backgrounds and are quite powerful. I have also considered recruiting them, but their awareness is too low, and the team will only fight with the wind, the coach I don’t have much courage, it will drag us down instead, so I gave up after thinking about it.”

Yao Aijun commented like a grown-up, and then said: "The idea was difficult, and they retreated. We decided to do justice for the sky and finish their unfinished business. We pressed every step of the way. Gathering together to discuss countermeasures, isn't this an obvious opportunity for us to take it all together! But in order to rescue the children hidden by them, we did not act rashly, and sent people to watch, ready to fight at any time."

"On the other side, we sent someone to be an undercover agent. He was the son of Qiu Yuanwai from the next door. He had just turned his back on the dark side and was eager to make meritorious deeds. It’s too fast and too strong, it looks hard to start, the other old members, both men and women, are very strong and sturdy, with good force, but lack of strategy——I thought it was simple when I was developing the team, and I should recruit talents from all aspects—— In the end, I had no choice but to agree, and reluctantly let that kid go. But we informed the guards, and someone followed closely along the way to ensure safety. The abducted child was successfully rescued along the way, and a major cancer in the capital was removed."

When Yao Aijun talked about this incident, he downplayed the battle process and put it simply. He probably thought it was a trivial matter, but it was actually quite thrilling. When Uncle Quan wrote the report, he used pen and ink to describe it emphatically. Knowing that their level is actually on par with ordinary guards.

What surprised him even more was that there was a follow-up to this incident, and the plot was ups and downs, which can be described as climaxes.

It is said that that day, Mr. Qiu Xiaolang pretended to be a lost boy and wandered around the place where kidnappers were active. He was thin and thin, and he said that he had successfully achieved the achievement of being kidnapped when he was younger.Seeing his cowardice, others didn't stun him. They just tied him up with a rope, gagged his mouth, and limped back to the den, where he was locked up with a dozen children.

There were a few children crying at night, very frightened, while others had firm eyes and were relatively calm.One of the children was older and looked very clever. He secretly comforted them and said, "Don't be afraid, we will find a chance to escape. I have worn the rope with broken tiles, and I will help you later." As a result, he was severely beaten that night. He was beaten up, his head was bleeding, and he was treated as a chicken to scare others.

It turned out that among the children there was a kidnapper accomplice, a dwarf, who pretended to be a kid who was also kidnapped, and was responsible for guarding and inspecting the goods, pulling out the thorns, and the rest were obedient two-legged sheep.

Fortunately, the kidnapper didn't want to damage the goods, and at least he didn't hurt the child too badly. He only suffered some physical pain. But after this incident, the children became even more afraid, and they didn't trust anyone, and each occupied a place , unwilling to talk to others, and dare not have the slightest thought of running away or resisting.

Mr. Qiu Xiaolang curled up into a ball, buried his face in his knees, and watched the whole process with cold eyes, calm and indifferent, just waiting for someone to come to rescue him.

Heroes die the fastest in this world!

If he hadn't been caught by that mad woman of the Yao family, he wouldn't have been willing to suffer like this!

Speaking of which, the miraculous Yao family didn't know how to raise the little lady, she was just sent to school to study like a boy, and she was asked to wield knives and guns, as if she was directly trained as the next generation of generals.

That crazy woman's heart was dark too. Didn't he just instigate the young master to set up a juvenile army to fight her? He even threatened him to make a small report with his parents. His parents were afraid that he would not get along well. People who are not four learn to be bad, and they have no family law to serve them!

Speaking of the friendship between the Qiu family and the Yao family, it used to be neither deep nor shallow, it was a harmonious and polite neighborly relationship, and it was just walking around during festivals, weddings and weddings, until one time he was beaten by that crazy woman, and the Yao family came to make amends Apologies, the two hostesses exchanged parenting experiences, and they resonated particularly, and felt that they hit each other well, and they communicated more.

At that time, the crazy woman had just entered the school, and she was the only girl in the school. Everyone felt that she was very new. In addition, she had an uncle who was a god of war. There was an indescribable restlessness among the boys, and they secretly wanted to know her. Unable to wipe away her face, she tried to find a way to get her attention.

The little lady of the Yao family didn't write well, so everyone secretly laughed at her.He got together with his friends and was discussing. He didn't speak for a long time, and casually interjected, "Look at her, she looks like she's playing with a knife. How can she hold a pen?" In the end, she happened to hear her and beat him up. .He felt that he had been wronged extremely, and others had said much more than he did, so why would he be the only one to be beaten up?He was simply recruiting an innocent disaster.

He and her can be regarded as childhood sweethearts, but they are the kind of friends who have a narrow relationship and a sadomasochistic relationship. When he was a child, he prayed to God every day, hoping that his family could move as soon as possible, and the farther away from the Yao family, the better, so that he could escape her violent shadow. .

It's all his own mother's fault, but he joked that the two of them are a good match, one civil and one military, and his hairs stand on end when he hears that, being a neighbor is enough for him, and he still wants to live under the same roof?Hehe, if that's the case, he should prepare a coffin earlier!

The lover of his dreams should have black and beautiful hair, long and straight, fair and beautiful, and tender like water, instead of a cruel mad woman who pulls left and right.