Gospel of Lazy Cancer

A group of confidants in the Yao family were discussing this matter. They wanted to fight back, but they were pushed back one by one by Yao Chen like whack-a-mole.

Some people were aggrieved: "What does the imperial court mean? Turning faces is faster than turning pages. I think the emperor's son is very close to our general. Are those civil servants sowing discord again?"

Someone even dropped a book bag: "Forget the fish when you catch the fish, hide the bow when the bird is exhausted, cook the dead dog with the rabbit, cut the wood into a soldier, and raise the pole into a flag..." Later, the allusions are messed up, seeming to be talking nonsense, and seeming to be talking. Instigate the major general to rebel.

Yao Chen told them to be quiet, and ordered them not to say these words again: "You still have a straight face when you are rewarded, and those who don't know think your general is dead!"

"Bah, bah, don't say anything unlucky." Lao Luo hurriedly made amends, babbling superstitiously, and the others rolled their eyes one after another.

"You who fight with iron, the commander-in-chief of the flowing water, as long as the army is in your hands, it doesn't matter whoever is the commander-in-chief. Money, food, power, these three things, you hold them firmly for me, for the Yao family, and for the people. According to our It was agreed upon, to put it bluntly, even if I am gone, the Yao family collapses, the emperor dies, and the court is full of smog, you can't mess it up! Civil strife among the Han people is one thing, while foreign invasion is another. Talking about nonsense, think about the Yuanmeng slaughtering of the city in the previous dynasty, which cost hundreds of thousands, if a tartar is released, I want you to look good!"

"As ordered!"

Yao Chen softened his tone: "Look at your worthless appearance, don't you just go back to the capital? The Tatar Jurchens in Longtan and Tiger's Cave are all gone, are you still afraid of the mere capital? You haven't made any progress yet, the more you live, the more you go back. It's not as calm as the newcomer. He raised his chin, pointed to Bailixi, and looked approvingly.

Lao Luo said: "Isn't this about caring and chaos..."

"Okay, okay, let's go. Go back and hold a big celebration banquet. Don't cry and make a sad face. Everyone laughs at me."

"Yes." Everyone bared their teeth and showed ferocious smiles.

The things that need to be explained are almost explained, Yao Chen said again: "Baili Guerrilla, please stay here." This time, Bailixi has made great achievements and was promoted to an official position, and his status can be equal to that of Zheng Feilong, the tyrant in the sea.

The confidantes looked at each other: it's getting late, the two of them are alone at night, tsk tsk tsk, this is the rhythm of the resurgence of old love!Well done!Let that scumbag emperor grow green grass on his head and look forgiving all over his body! !

There were only two people left in the room, and there were no romantic incidents that everyone liked to see.

Yao Chen cut to the chase and asked, "What's your relationship with Benya Shili?" Tatar grand master Alutai successively supported three khans, and Benya Shili was the second, ahead of the current khan Atai.

Bailixi thought that Yao Chen was going to ask about the expedition to the savage Jurchen, or that he had to explain something about Nu Ergan, but he didn't expect that his deepest secret had been discovered. He was caught off guard and exposed all his emotions, even hiding it. forgotten.His ears were roaring, his eyes were bloody, and he couldn't see the face clearly. When he came back to his senses, he found that the major general had a clear face. His whole face was extremely pale, distorted by fear, full of despair and pain. He closed his eyes and knelt down on the ground.

Like a tamed lone wolf, offering his life and everything to his master.

"Benya's face is...it's...my father." He replied tremblingly, his breath was extremely unstable, and he took several breaths in the middle before he finished speaking.

"I didn't expect you to be the little prince of Tartar." Yao Chen had a strange expression on his face, and Bailixi missed his expression while kneeling.

"I'm just the child of a slave girl, what kind of little prince..." He laughed at himself, his voice was trembling, he finally survived, and today, if he died at this time, he would be reconciled...

"Back then, Taishi Arutai and Atai colluded to usurp the throne, and I was hunted down. Bailimu's parents and relatives were slaughtered in order to save them. I took his surname and fled with him, pretending to be a brother and sister. You know what happened next, Major General."

"That's how it was. When the wolf lived in the cave, I was a little surprised. The Mongolian holy mountain has a complicated terrain. How did you find a group of nobles? Unless you are familiar with it, this is the same as what you said about living on the border between the Tatars and the Han people." It didn’t match, so I became suspicious and ordered someone to interrogate them, and found out that you killed some of the nobles when they surrendered, followed the clues, and found out that they used to be Ben Ya’s old department, and later surrendered to the Grand Master.”

Bailixi smiled wryly to himself, he didn't expect that he was so self-defeating and self-defeating, showing off his tricks.

Yao Chen actually didn't intend to make things difficult for him, but just wanted to find out his purpose: "What are your future plans?"

Bailixi looked up in shock: "Aren't you going to kill me?"

"If you want to kill him, you should have done it long ago, so why keep you until today."

But Bailixi thought about it: "Major General, what do you plan to do with me? There is no repayment for the kindness of supporting and cultivating me. I am willing to do anything."

Looking at the beauties under the lamp, even if Bailixi had never thought of serving others with color, the face that was as gorgeous as peaches and plums still gave off the light like a lamb sacrifice when he said "I am willing to do anything", coquettish Extreme, full of trust and sacredness, people can't help but have the idea of ​​abuse.Yao Chen secretly rejoiced that it was a good thing that he was number zero, otherwise he would have dealt with people on the spot. It would be inappropriate to imitate a bunch of children: Aren't they willing to do anything?How about this pose?You have to try hard to hold this prop...

Bailixi didn't notice that the major general's thoughts had drifted away. He recalled the past and continued to express his feelings: "It's a pity that Ben Ya's confidantes and subordinates have all been wiped out. Now, and I'm just the blood of a female slave, so it's probably useless to threaten the Tatars..."

"Just being a hostage, isn't it overkill?"

Bailixi looked at the major general in a daze, with a sense of confusion in his eyes, like fog but not fog, enlightenment but not enlightenment.

Yao Chen changed the question: "Do you want to be the general of Baili or the little prince of Tartar?"

"General!" Bailixi said almost reflexively, his lips were still trembling after he finished speaking, as if he was in a desperate situation, and he could hardly believe that he still had a choice.

"I entrusted Nu'ergan to you so that you can understand the hardships of herdsmen's survival, draw close to various tribes, including Tatar territory, and not be blinded by hatred. When necessary, you can use your life experience to divide Tatars, do you understand?"

"Here!" Bailixi's face returned to blood, and he was heartbroken by the major general's chest, "I often think, if only my father was a leader like you, major general, it would be great. The people of the clan would not die tragically, and I would He will not be bullied and tortured by others, but unfortunately he is fatuous and lustful, cruel and ruthless to the subordinate tribes, and he ended up miserable in the end, everyone betrayed his relatives, and when I fled, no herdsmen were willing to lend a helping hand."

"It's all in the past." Yao Chen comforted softly, since ancient times, Lan Yan has been miserable, and the more beautiful the life, the more tragedy in life. "However, if you lie to the superior, you will be punished. Twenty sticks, I went to get them myself."

As a result, the latest gossip came out from the personal guards: Baili Guerrilla and Major General are suspected to be reunited!Look at Baili Guerrilla who has been walking with a limp recently, it must be Cheng Yulu!

Before Yao Chen left, he personally met with the leaders of various ethnic groups and the local tyrants. There have been conflicts and cooperation over the years, but overall they got along very happily. The imperial court implemented the New Deal and received a lot of cooperation and support from them, so Yao Chen took the time to spare See you, see you as farewell.They are more worried about whether they will lose the government and lose the current preferential treatment and preferential policies of the court. Yao Chen told them in detail the next step of the court's arrangement, and he was relieved that the national policy of managing the north will not change in a short time, and he is also in the court. I will protect the north and help out when I have something to do, and will not let everyone's hard work and efforts go to waste.

The two sides bid farewell, and they also gave Yao Chen some local products, Pi Zi Shan Zhen, a good horse, Yao Chen took it, and the beauty slave returned it.

If he dared to take it back to Beijing, he would bring them trouble.

Nu'er Gandu Division Guards were reluctant to part with the Major General, his absence seemed to have lost his backbone, he was flustered and couldn't calm down, feeling that he couldn't get it right.

When the major general was there, he was not obvious, and even felt that he cast a shadow on the blue sky of the grassland and hindered the free flight of the eagles in the grassland. Yao Chen did a lot of tricks when he wanted to tame them and pick out the thorns.Now that the major general is about to leave, he suddenly realizes that he is good.At least he never discriminates against foreigners, respects everyone's traditions and customs, and even if they have conflicts with Han people, he can handle them fairly and justly, which is convincing.

As the old saying goes, you only know how to cherish when you lose it.It's a pity that it's too late, the major general's heart has already rushed to the comfort nest of the capital... where the emperor is.

When they learned that it was an old friend of the major general who took over Nuer Gandusi, they felt more complicated.They have suffered the great loss of belittling Bailixi, and they dare not neglect that murderous god again. It is said that he slaughtered all men, women and children during his expedition to the savage Jurchen. .Because of his good looks, it was easy for the enemy to spy on him, so he followed Di Qing's example and covered his face with a mask of evil spirits, which earned him the notoriety of a Rakshasa. Now his name can stop crying at night among the barbarian Jurchen tribe.

Seeing Baili Luocha's cold and cruel methods, Nu'er Gandu Si Weisuo couldn't help feeling nervous, even if he had just won the battle, he kept his tail between his legs and didn't dare to be arrogant.

Compared with Nuer Gandusi, the Han army in the Liaodong Guard Station is even more reluctant. They have witnessed the growth of the major general, and they have also become the elite of the north under the teaching and training of the major general. In ten years, bit by bit, from From hunger to food and sleep, from stragglers to lions, they grew up together with the major general.That kind of emotion is deeper and stronger than that of ordinary generals and soldiers.

However, the major general was very loyal. Facing the court's injustice and the emperor's suspicion, he could only compromise and bow his head. He swallowed his grievances and forbade them from discussing the court and the emperor. The Liaodong guards could only cry silently to melt away their grief and anger. For the sake of appetite, I gnawed the ghosts and ghosts of the imperial court as bones on the plate, and at least I could feel better when I was full.

Don't give up and don't go back, work hard to add meals.

Seeing that their appetites were so good, Yao Chen was relieved.

On the day of departure, all the officers and soldiers bid farewell to Yao Chen, with tears streaming down their chests.

"Major General, if you are wronged in Beiping, come back!"

"Be careful not to be bullied by those treacherous officials."

"The north is your forever home, and you can come back anytime you want."

"Restraint in other people's territory, even if we suffer a little loss on the face, we will find the place back later. Hit the sap to cover the sack and send a message."

"I wear this amulet, Major General. It has been blessed by a shaman, consecrated by a Bodhisattva, and offered in front of the Taiqing Terrace. It can guard against villains." This must be Lao Luo without a doubt.

Yao Chen: What's wrong with this attitude of marrying a daughter?

The previous few times Yao Chen went to Beijing in a low-key manner, but this time under the orders of the emperor and the court, he made a big splash.One is to demonstrate the national prestige, to show the military power to neighboring countries, and deter them from attacking, and the other is to appease the Yao family, show the emperor's love, and stabilize the morale of the troops.

The emperor greeted him personally at the city gate. This was a very high standard of etiquette, but the court officials did not object too much. After all, the emperor had just seized his military power, and he was not allowed to make up for it by showing respect to the corporal?

This war captured many nobles with eight major surnames in the Manchu people. Among them, the highest status was the mother, brother, wife and daughter of the savage Jurchen leader Bahu Tekeshen. His family members were basically taken over by one pot.

Yao Chen treated them politely, except for strict guards, he didn't treat them harshly or insult them, such as letting the soldiers try something new.It's not because of humanitarianism that the family and children can't be harmed, but for the sake of presenting captives to look good, the nobles have to look like nobles, and the tortured people in human form thought it was ordinary herdsmen who were pulled to make up for it!Moreover, this matter involved the imperial court's follow-up diplomatic strategy towards the wild Jurchens. In the end, whether to behead the wild Jurchens or let the wild Jurchens redeem them, the court had not yet reached a conclusion, so Yao Chen did not deal with it lightly.

The capital city was plunged into a sea of ​​carnival, and the alleyways were empty with thousands of people, all watching the excitement.

"Is that the Jurchen noble?"

"It's a savage Jurchen, and there are many tribes of Jurchen," someone corrected, "I heard that the Baili guerrilla under the command of the major general captured him from the extreme north.

"It doesn't look much different from ordinary barbarians."

"If you want me to say, the captives are so beautiful, it's better to look at the major general!" A woman commented.

This remark aroused a lot of echoes, especially the [-]-year-old girl, her eyes are shining, her face is full of spring, and she doesn't care about any etiquette and upbringing. She either whispers eagerly to discuss, or rushes to the front to occupy the tall building and cheers, mixed with " Refutations such as "inappropriate" and "indecent" were suppressed by the laughter and booing of the crowd.

White horse, golden armour, red banner, jade face, wasp waist and long legs.

This god of war is so beautiful!Mama I'm in love again!

"Major General! Major General!" shouted one after another, at first uneven and sparse, gradually all the voices gathered in one place, and more and more people were infected by the atmosphere, and those who didn't know thought it was The imperial court's deliberate arrangement is like a mountain roaring like a tsunami, as if there is only one silver gun and one general riding in the world.

"This is my daughter-in-law!" Some man shouted out what the emperor was thinking.

The emperor was both proud and heartbroken. He was proud of the great general who was admired by all the people. His body and mind belonged to him. He felt sad that others could bravely express their love, but his own love could not be shown to others. He could only hide it in secret and secretly communicate with him. Stay together.

"Ahhhh so handsome!"

"The major general looked at me, looked at me!"

In fact, Yao Chen didn't look sideways and didn't look at anyone. His spirit was tense and he was always on guard against sneak attacks.

Although there are troops clearing the way to protect them, they can barely block the crowd's impact, but they can't stop the Jinpa Xiangguo pouch, sachet and jade pendant... These hidden weapons can't be hidden. They can only stretch their muscles and stand upright to resist. It was not accurate, or too accurate, and came straight to Yao Chen's forehead. Yao Chen had to reach out to catch it, and looked down. It was a jade hairpin with a pointed end. It was of high quality and could be exchanged for a meal of wine.

The next moment he heard a girl scream upstairs.

"He caught it, he caught it!"

Yao Chen: If I don't catch it, I'll be disfigured, big girl.

Then there was another burst of chaotic exclamation, "The little lady has passed out" and "Go to the doctor quickly"...

At the Meridian Gate, the prisoner offering ceremony was held here.

The difficult parade was finally over, the crowd was far apart, Yao Chen heaved a sigh of relief, got off his horse and stood upright, and took the opportunity to tidy up his appearance.

Prisoners at the Meridian Gate means that the emperor stands on the main gate of the Forbidden City and announces that the war criminals will be executed.

The shape of Wufenglou at Meridian Gate evolved from Yingtian Gate in Ziwei City, with Danying carvings and jue carvings, majestic and majestic.Yao Chen raised his head and looked at the bright yellow figure. He had excellent eyesight, but because of the distance, he could only see a blurred young face.The other party seemed to notice his gaze, and moved his body.

The Prisoner Offering Ceremony started with a speech by Minister of the Ministry of Justice, announcing how ruthless, shameless and unreasonable the savage Jurchen was, and how we had no choice but to rise up and command the righteous army to copy their lair. For the sake of world peace and the justice of the universe, we are here to sentence you to death. I hope that after reincarnation, you will reform yourselves and start a new life in your next life.

Finally he said: "Let's go to Shicao for execution, please order."

The emperor personally said: "Take it!" Yao Chen didn't hear these two words at all, the distance was too far, and there was a large space in front of the Meridian Gate, and there were so many people.He could know because the two ministers on the left and right of the emperor shouted repeatedly: "Take it!" Then four people on the left and right shouted: "Take it!" 360 people shouted in unison: "Take it!" The voice was as loud as thunder.

Yao Chen: Why did you say take it?so casual?Or too many words to communicate?

In the end, those who were named were dragged to Mingzheng for punishment, and the rest were sent to prison.

After this battle, it was more tiring than fighting.

Yao Zongbing was directly summoned into the palace by the emperor after offering his captives, and he didn't even return home.

"Jing Xing, come and have a look, this is the artist's new painting of the Meridian Gate Conferment of Prisoners."

Yao Chen glanced at it, it hadn't been painted yet, it was just a sketch, but he could already see the majesty and agitation, and the artist's painting skills were outstanding, not everyone was the same, anyone familiar with the courtiers could tell who it was from the painting.

"The painter was eccentric, he painted you so handsome, and made me look old..." The emperor was a little dissatisfied, "Don't look at the painting, just look at me."

When he was looking at the painting just now, Yao Chen was very close to the emperor. At this moment, he was surrounded by the emperor easily. He heard a bewitching voice in his ear: "I will take you to take a bath to relieve fatigue."

Pain, pain, lightly push Lang, gradually heard trembling, slightly frightened red.

Move and move, arms clasped together, lips meet, tongues touch each other. (Excerpt from a poem by Emperor Huizong of Song Dynasty)