Gospel of Lazy Cancer

"Mr. Zhong, this way!"

As soon as Zhong Xu got off the plane, he saw a young female staff member holding a sign in the arrival hall, followed by two cameras.

"Hello! Thank you for your hard work!" He greeted, "Is the filming going to start now?"

"Yes, it will be cut into the lead film."

Zhong Xu was a little nervous, but he didn't show it.He's participating in a reality show where he's visiting a foreign culture, something he's never experienced before.The program will give artists very little money, and requires artists to complete designated tasks, find local well-known attractions, and experience customs and delicacies.

Because of the camera, he attracted the attention of some passers-by. Because he had an Asian face, and his appearance in "Decisive Battle" was very exaggerated, which was far from the real person, so he did not cause any sensation. The group left the airport smoothly and arrived at the airport. dwellings.

This kind of program usually does not invite Zhong Xu to appear on it, but because he starred in "Decisive Battle" and was nominated for the AA Award for Best Supporting Actor, although he did not win the award, his popularity soared and he was successfully promoted to an international star, so his resources increased More than one step.A film studio even asked him to be the leading actor in a movie. The book is not bad, and he has already agreed.Before joining the group, he had some free time, and there was still a lot of noise in China because of "Decisive Battle" winning international awards.

In fact, he has always wanted to travel abroad, but he was reluctant to spend money. Traveling at public expense seems to be very good... and the program was planned by a former student, and the other party sincerely invited him, so he agreed.

Zhong Xu was not overwhelmed by the sudden fame. At his age, he had already seen through many things, so he stayed awake so that he would not lose his mind at the end of the day.

His career took off very late, which belongs to the category of late bloomers.I have been acting for more than 30 years, and the first 20 years have been tepid. Most of them are period films of the Anti-Japanese War, and I feel familiar in front of the audience.It took a turn for the better later on, gradually accumulating contacts and word of mouth, and gradually played a role, in some big investment to match Xiaosheng Xiaohua.In the process of sculpting again and again, it has gradually become an old drama, and many classic characters have been created.He knows the internal rules of the entertainment industry, but he only pays attention to acting, whether it is popular or not is secondary.

But since the program is here, we must complete it seriously and do our best as much as possible.

Fortunately, Zhong Xu saw an acquaintance in this program—SUNNY male team leader Xiao Xianrou Teng Ming.

"Teacher Zhong!" Teng Ming arrived half a day early and had already packed his luggage. When he saw him arrive, he immediately ran over to help carry the suitcase.

The folk house has two floors, with males and females in a harmonious proportion. The actress lives on the second floor, and Teng Ming and Zhong Xu live on the first floor.

"Can you live next door to me?"

"No problem, please take care of Brother Ming in the future." Although Teng Ming is young, he has rich experience in reality shows, so Zhong Xu's words are also appropriate.

Teng Ming patted his chest and joked: "Mr. Zhong, don't worry about messing with me!"

After packing up his things, Zhong Xu got a lot of news and tips from Teng Ming.

"That is to say, we have to settle the dinner ourselves?" Zhong Xu frowned.

"Want to go out to eat?" Teng Ming asked.

"Funds are limited, why don't we cook for ourselves. I'm fine with home-cooked food."

Teng Ming asked for other people's opinions. A variety show star actively expressed that he had brought hot pot ingredients, so everyone decided to eat hot pot.

Zhong Xu and Teng Ming, one old and one young, formed a group to go outside to buy fruits and vegetables. Others cleaned up and prepared, and the stars worked together to cook a meal.

"(The reality show) doesn't seem to be that difficult!" Zhong Xu said optimistically after eating and drinking.

"Why is there no hot water abroad?" Zhong Xu hugged his thermos with a humble expression.

"Ms. Zhong, you can drink cold water abroad, not boiled water." The first-line actress covered her mouth and laughed. She is a domestic actress and one of the main stars of this show.

"What about the elderly and children? It's cold and the cold water hurts the stomach!" Zhong Xu couldn't understand, and everyone laughed.

"You can use a coffee machine to boil water." Teng Ming suggested.

"Oh, okay." He looked disgusted, because the water smelled like coffee, which he couldn't get used to.

Teng Ming thought that this matter was over, but when he was doing a time-limited mission, Zhong Xu passed by a Chinese supermarket and saw a kettle. Rubbing the car, buying a kettle, even the meal fee is gone.

But Zhong Xu was very persistent, so he simply squatted down and played tricks, and refused to leave unless he bought it.

"If you don't have money to eat, there is always a solution, but you can't do it without boiling water!"

Zhong Xu used to wear only shorts and a vest to fight in the ice and snow for filming, what a dedicated old drama player!But when it comes to the reality show, for a sip of hot water, I don't even want to lose face!

The team had no choice but to buy it with tears in their eyes. Mr. Zhong revealed his real age, five years old. Mr. Xu held the kettle with a face full of satisfaction. Even being punished for failing the mission did not affect his mood. The team members were dumbfounded.

Teng Ming, who led the group, said that he was also heartbroken.

Apart from his obsession with hot water, Zhong Xu is still very strong in other aspects.

He also knew that the team's funds were insufficient due to his own reasons, so he borrowed money from another team, and sold his labor to help them cook and work, and earned the money back.

Although cooking by yourself saves money, the schedule is very busy every day. Sometimes I don’t have time to cook when I arrive at the residence at ten o’clock, but every time if I come back early, everyone will choose to cook by themselves, and Zhong Xu will be in charge of the kitchen.Of course his skill is not comparable to that of a chef, but it is far beyond the average level of the stars. The home-cooked dishes in the north are particularly delicious.

"Although foreign food has its own characteristics, I still want to eat Chinese food." A female star lamented.

"No way, this is our root," Zhong Xu put the last dish on the table, "Let's start!"

Everyone talked and ate: "Mmm, what a great time... Our food culture is really amazing."

When it comes to culture, it is inevitable to mention "Decisive Battle" with the theme of protecting traditional culture, which is one of the reasons why the program team sought Zhong Xu and Teng Ming.

Zhong Xu didn't resist either. When he talked about some interesting things during the filming, everyone listened with great interest. Those people who were close to Yao Jingxing might not realize that those who didn't know him almost deified him.

The youngest international actor, the world's most popular actor and producer, box office guarantee, IT elite... Various labels have been attached to him, making him a legend in the industry.

"Mr. Zhong, do you have any regrets about this drama?" Someone asked suddenly.After getting along for a while, everyone has become very familiar with each other.

Zhong Xu thought for a while, and picked up the last piece of hot pot meat: "Didn't you buy that set of costumes... It seemed to sell for 2000 million at the auction later." It was far inferior to Chen Gaojun's set, after all, the world is all about looks.

"How much was the asking price?"

"50, just for a set of clothes, how can I have so much money?" He rolled his eyes.

There is a blunt slap on the thigh: "Is there anyone more stupid than you? A great business opportunity, just missed!"

Teng Ming said weakly: "Actually, I didn't buy it either." On the contrary, Xiao Yao bought the waiter uniform for commemorative purposes, establishing the name of the mascot in the group.

Everyone: "..."

In order to highlight the sense of reality, reality shows do not prevent or even encourage stars to show their original living habits. When editing, they will highlight a certain feature as a hot spot.

For example, first-line actresses can’t take care of themselves, martial arts male stars are mask madmen, the actor who plays the main villain is actually a Lu Chi, and the foreign-looking Xiao Xianrou speaks a foreign language with a Tangshan accent...

In fact, there is nothing cute about Zhong Xu, he is too decent, but since the kettle incident, the program crew seems to have found a new way to open it up, always cutting some clips that make him look childish, such as when he was buying vegetables and counting the price, he read Wrong multiplication formula, Teng Ming pointed it out, he still refused to admit it, such as playing a game with a local child, the child won him elated, he and his teammates muttered "I let her", and the teammate looked doting.

When the previous episodes were aired, his family specifically called him.

Zhong Xu, who got the new nickname "Zhong Wusui", felt that the editor was worthy of the name of being insane. He comforted his family: "It's all for the effect of the program. Do I usually do that?"

Family: "You know it, you know it too well." Hahaha!

Zhong Xu: "..."

Fortunately, Zhong Xu is an insulator of the Internet. After all, he is at that age and is not very sensitive to the Internet. Therefore, he didn't know that there was a cult that took Zhong X Ming's CP.

"Mingming really takes good care of Teacher Zhong. Although he is young, he is mature and stable, and his boyfriend is MAX~"

"From the fact that they betrayed Yao Yao in "Decisive Battle" and joined the rebel army, I knew that the three of them had a sadomasochistic relationship."

"When I think about it, I feel sorry for Ye Lan. What's so good about Ulysses? Apart from having an army, money, force, and resourcefulness, nothing is as good as Ye Lan!"

"Because Xiao Ming is a bounty hunter, he pays the most attention to credibility. It was revealed at the end of the film that he took on the mission of Ulysses first, and Ye Lan was just one step late. So even if he agrees with Ye Lan in his heart, he still has to stand On the side of the rebels, for the tradition of bounty hunters, how dedicated they are."

"No matter what you think, they are scumbags anyway, and I like them very much for that."

Teng Ming: "..." Teacher, take care of your scumbag fans!

In the middle and later stages of the recording of the program, all the guests have adapted to the rhythm of the reality show, and some even learned to cheat and play tricks, fighting wits and courage with the director, and the program group began to increase the difficulty.

On this day, a team of Teng Ming, Zhong Xu and others wanted to find a mysterious person in a market in a city on the water and complete the assigned task.

They arrived at a certain flower shop according to the instructions and searched among the crowd. Teng Ming suddenly pulled Zhong Xu's sleeve excitedly and pointed in a certain direction: "Mr. Zhong, am I dazzled? I seem to see the teacher and the senior brother." He said The teachers and brothers in the mouth are Yao Chen and Jason.

Coincidentally, Yao Chen and Park Jiayan are traveling in this city for their honeymoon, enjoying the rare world of two people. They wear sunglasses and ordinary casual clothes, just like ordinary tourists, hiding among the many foreigners, if not Acquaintances can't tell the difference easily.

Park Jiayan was asking her new husband whether he would like a strawberry or chocolate milkshake, but a young man rushed over and shouted in Chinese, "It's really you guys! You were all invited here, the program team is amazing !"

"It's Xiao Ming." Seeing who was coming, Yao Chen quickly adjusted his expression, and secretly pinched Park Jiayan, for fear that he would show his feet.

The staff who followed the filming were extremely excited, and the camera was aimed at the actor and singer who seemed to be hiding in the shadows—since "Decisive Battle" was released and became famous in one fell swoop, the two of them rarely appeared in the public eye, let alone appeared together like this ——At the same time, I also have some doubts: the program group doesn't have that much money!

Yao Chen smiled, facing the excited Teng Ming and the happy-looking Teacher Zhong, he didn't break the misunderstanding. After saying hello, he pretended to complain: "You guys are too slow, Jason and I are waiting here. It's been a long time." Jason smiled the whole time.

Teng Ming finally calmed down, and said embarrassedly: "We found it all the way, and almost forgot, what is the task for us?"

Yao Chen began to play freely: "Buy the ingredients and cook a hot pot for us."

"No problem! Teacher Zhong is here." Teng Ming was full of confidence, "It's like what we ate in S City last year."

Zhong Xu directly went to take out the camera brother's trouser pocket: "Let me borrow some money to buy vegetables first, and make up for it later."

Yao Chen: "Mr. Zhong's gesture of holding money is really handsome."

Zhong Xu knew that he was teasing, so he was very happy: "Brother Ming taught well."

A group of people happily went to the market to buy vegetables.

The real mysterious person couldn't help but contact the staff when he withered. Only then did Zhong Xu and the others know that he had been tricked.

Yao Chen laughed and fell on Park Jiayan, who hugged him and straightened his body naturally under the camera.

Although Yao Chen and Jason's intrusion caused a little trouble to the program group, but after obtaining their consent, the program group can broadcast this segment, not only not losing money, but also making a lot of money.

"It turned out to be a coincidence." Teng Ming couldn't tell whether it was a surprise or a pity.

After their recording was over, Yao Chen and Jason came to visit all the guests with presents, and by the way, they apologized to Mr. Zhong. The gifts were food snacks and practical daily necessities, which were very popular.

The other guests in the program group heard about the oolong during the day, and they were more relaxed and natural without filming at this time, laughing together, Zhong Xu was a little distressed: "When the program is released, I may be three years old."

Yao Chen didn't watch the show, but Jason knew a lot from his fan circle every day, such as Zhong X Yao, Zhong X Ming X Yao, Ming X Yao and other cults.And why was he the one who was Xed when he was a genuine veteran Gong and his dear group CP?

Angry but still smiling.

"That's cute contrast, Mr. Zhong, you are very popular now." A guest comforted.

"What's so fierce..." Mr. Zhong shook his head, expressing that you are so dirty, you don't know that you drove the wrong car.

The rest of the people staggered with laughter: "Oh my god, no, the abdominal muscles are going to be torn..."

After a short visit, Zhong Xu offered to give the two of them a ride and throw out the trash by the way.

There were only the three of them on the empty street, Zhong Xu suddenly said, "You two are on your honeymoon."

is a declarative sentence.

Yao Chen and Jason looked at each other, and the little wolf dog looked at the old actor nervously, as if he was worried that this matter would affect Yao Chen's career. Although Yao Chen was surprised, his reaction was quite calm.

"How did Teacher Zhong see it?"

Zhong Xu was surprised by his willingness to admit, and Zhong Xu smiled: "Sunglasses, backpacks, and ornaments are all a pair, and I saw Jason wearing a tail ring at the market, but it was gone at night."

I put away the ring out of caution, but I didn't expect it to be a cover-up.

Yao Chen nodded after being instructed: "We will be more careful in the future. I have been a little drifting lately. I didn't pay attention to it when I was abroad."

Zhong Xu said with emotion: "The times are different. In the past, we strictly guarded against death and avoided it. Now young people not only do not resist, but also make a pair of actors and characters - don't think I am an old antique and don't know anything, okay? Now foreign homosexuals I can also get married. Many times I feel that I am not keeping up with the times, but I think the wedding congratulations have not changed. I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years."

"Thank you for your blessing." Yao Chen and Jason looked at each other, interlocked their fingers, and thanked senior solemnly.

"Come on, let's go." Teacher Zhong waved his hand to bid them farewell.

This episode exploded as expected.

The audience is happy to see the guests being teased, and also likes to watch this unexpected reunion. After "Decisive Battle" won the best picture award, every leading actor is very popular. I don't know how difficult and expensive it is to get two leading actors together at the same time.

"Jason fans will arrive on the battlefield in 3 seconds."

"Slag Yao fans will arrive on the battlefield in 2 seconds."

"If raw powder has already occupied the high ground, CP is irreversible and cannot be dismantled!"

"It's so sweet, so sweet! A trip with only two people! Ahhh, if they're not going on their honeymoon, I'll broadcast live and eat keyboards!"

"These two are too gay. I will sing the theme song when you act in a TV series, and I will also act in a movie when you act in it. I will also go when you go to the northern hemisphere. Now they are traveling together..."

In addition to wanting to be born, there are other CPs mixed in, which dilutes everyone's speculation about the relationship between them.

"OMG! It's so natural for Yao Yao to dig a hole. He thought of Master Luo who framed God J in "The Murderer" and escaped successfully. Light the candle for Teacher Zhong and Xiao Ming."

"Ye Lan: You two bitches! Die!"

"Jason, you have changed! You are no longer that upright, kind, pure, beautiful and clean Jason! Do you still remember that Xiao Ming is your real junior? 23333" Well, the pair of seniors under Yao Yao's sect can also make up a compressed package in their brains It can be said that they have never been in the same frame.

Generally speaking, most people focus on the brotherhood of the two, when they will return, and what Yao Chen's next work will be.

Jason fans are a little nervous: Will God J be spoiled by scumbag Yao?Going to travel without work, completely forgetting to mess with poor fans!

Yao Fan next door is calm: Zha Zha is healthier, go, and go home after playing enough.I'm going to have a look at the wall, I'll make an appointment when you come back!

They didn't have to wait too long. Jason announced shortly after his break that he would return to work. He had reached a preliminary reconciliation with his family and gained some freedom. Yao Chen said that he would continue to act, and planned to gradually switch to behind-the-scenes and use better works. Give back to the audience.

Zhong Xu returned home after recording the reality show, but was unexpectedly blocked by reporters at the airport.

"Mr. Zhong, Emperor Yao is preparing for a new play, may I ask if you will participate in it?"

Zhong Xu said honestly: "He has contacted me, I am very happy that he is willing to consider me, but it is very regrettable that he has hit the schedule with me."

"Then do you know which movie stars will join? What subject matter? Did Emperor Yao reveal anything to you?"

Zhong Xu intuitively thought that Jason would participate, but he was very tight-lipped and asked the other party: "Why don't you ask the person involved directly?"

Reporter's grievance: If he could find Yao Yao, he would have gone to block people. Yao Yao is like a ghost, knowing that he is still in the circle, but he can't find anyone...

Zhong Xu rushed out of the encirclement with the help of airport security, and his daughter greeted him when he got home.

"Dad, you really rejected Yao Yao!" The daughter gave a thumbs up.

Unexpectedly, the news spread in such a short time.

"What scumbag? How do you talk?" Zhong Xu tried to put on a strict father's posture but failed, because his daughter threw him a sentence of "Zhong five years old".

The daughter used the aggressive method: "Actually, you don't know exactly what he wants to shoot, do you?"

Zhong Xu was not fooled, and made a condition: "Call me Dad."

"Hello, Dad! Dad has worked hard!"

Zhong Xu was amused by his daughter: "The theme of the film he is going to make this time is online dating. It tells the story of a couple who break up and become netizens through an emotional forum, talk to each other about their concerns, and get back together again. A person who knows the identity of the other party intentionally Close, one guessed the truth but pretended not to know, and finally the two solved the misunderstanding and reunited."

"It's so romantic!" the daughter sighed, "It's a pity that it won't happen in the real world."

Zhong Xu disagreed in his heart, he faintly felt that this was a true story.

【System report】

Number: Fourth World

Prediction result: A former movie star, hone his acting skills, gain fans with his strength, and return to the top of the entertainment industry.The patient's lazy cancer is cured or the symptoms are alleviated.

Test results: A former movie star, honed his acting skills, gained fans with his strength, and returned to the peak of the entertainment circle.The patient showed no signs of improvement.

Patient Feedback: Is it okay to change hospitals?

Panel Discussion Comments: Please give us another chance!